Before she could ditch the Skittles packet and deny everything, Puck found herself being dragged backwards by the tail in a rattle of damp, sticky candies with Ms. Morgandorffer yelling, "Get back here, you don't have a hall pass!" behind them.
Screeching, the cat girl scrabbled at the edge of the privacy wall of the boy's restroom, only to find herself flying through the air in a cloud of loose hair, letting a startled Mista and Narancia finish their illicit smoke break in peace.
Ignoring the pain in her tail, Puck spun, hissing, claws out and calico cat ears flat against her skull; only Fugo quickly threw her into a full body pin.
Stuck, Puck snapped at whatever bits of Fugo came close to her mouth, the two of them now a yelling, struggling heap on the floor before the enraged strawberry blonde once more grabbed her by the tail, rose, kicked open the double doors to the school's indoor swimming pool, and with an enraged "Fuck you, bitch!", hammer-threw the yowling cloud of loose orange, black and white fuzz into the chlorinated water with a large, embarrassing splash, interrupting the merfolk practicing for an upcoming swim meet.
Sputtering, Puck flailed to the surface, barely tall enough to stand with only her head bobbing over the water to the laughing applause of the swim team.
Fugo spat in Puck's face, and marched off to sit at his desk.
"Bitch, why ya gotta do this shit?" Josie asked as she pulled her bedraggled mother out of the swimming pool where Uncle Mike and Officer Abbaccio waited.
Uncle Mike did NOT look happy.
NOT that Puck gave a fuck.