A/N: Takes place pretty much right after the last snippet...well, after their drive ;) (Likely between 19+20 of CitC)
Chapter 18: Angels are Dicks
Sometimes I feel like I'm just doing time
Everybody wonders where you're going when you step out of line
Don't know all the answers, someone's got to stand up and say "Hey!"
If you want to win the game then you know you're gonna have to play
- Walk On by Boston
I was lying curled in Dean's arms. We'd both dozed off after having sex in the back of the Impala but something made me wake up, or at least I thought I was awake.
"Well, well. When I heard we had a gatekeeper keeping Michael's vessels comfortable this isn't what I had in mind."
I sat up suddenly, clutching the blanket against my chest, to see Zachariah in the front seat. I instinctively moved to wake Dean. He didn't stir and I panicked that Zach had done something.
"He's fine. You're sleeping. Seems you've done a fairly good job of hiding yourself from me, or us, I should say. That little pest Castiel I assume?"
I glared in response. "What do you want?"
"I want you to stop fornicating like a whore Kelly. You have work to do." His voice was matter of fact, but I could hear the disgust underneath.
"Wow, you really are a douchebag. I am doing my 'job', but I'm also going to try to make some sort of life here."
"Really? With this one? Do you know how many women he's been with?" he smiled. "Of course you have some idea. But wow…they can't show everything on TV."
I spoke through gritted teeth. "What. Do. You. Want."
He rolled his eyes. "Today, with the hunters. You almost got killed, along with our other players. I want you to do your damn job. Keep them safe and in play. You've already let a few die. Be better."
"Is this all you wanted to tell me? A performance review? Really?" I snapped.
He tilted his head and chuckled. "And here I thought sex was supposed to calm you humans down?"
I answered him with another glare.
"Just remember Kelly, the angels are watching."
I snapped awake, truly awake at that. Dean stirred under me before muttering something about pie and pulling me closer. I debated waking him up to tell him what happened, but didn't see a reason for both of us to be awake and pissed off. I dropped my head back on his chest, replaying the conversation in my head until I fell back asleep.