It had been an hour since the quintet of wizards had been turned on the wrong path, and now they were getting frustrated.
"It seems we keep going deeper and deeper into this forest when it should be the opposite" Laxus said, rolling his eyes in annoyance.
"It would seem we've been misled" an increasingly disappointed Freed remarked.
"Well, even if this is going to take us to Bosco, if I remember correctly, we pass through the Akane resort where the roads meet, so we can always follow that back to the town" remarked a reassured Bixlow.
"Well, it will not be soon enough for me" huffed Evergreen, the four men rolled their eyes, looking at each other in a shared sense of annoyance.
Meanwhile as the quintet of wizards complained, a trap was being set up by a trio of true scoundrels with glee that could only be matched by their stink.
"Move those butt's faster lackey's, we need this booty hole set before those wizards get here with the jewels and their jewel" The leader of the group remarked, grinning mischievously, as he held the rope for his two lackeys to climb back up.
"Teamwork makes our smelly dreams work" They chanted and farted in unison.
"Now, you two get the big leaves, and I'll get the dirt to disguise the hole so we can pinch off our trap!" said their boss, a medium height man, with bushy eyebrows, and a very large posterior that matched his lackeys along with his black latex bodysuit.
"Yes boss" the two lackeys said in unison, eagerly doing what they were told, getting the trap covered, their leader covering it with dirt.
"Now our trap the wizards and make off with the Jewels and Jewel plan is set!" the eagerly exclaiming boss said followed by "and then The Butt Jiggle Gang can be the biggest and most powerful true scoundrels in the whole of Fiore!" he finished, making an evil laugh, "now boys, let's hide in the bushes, and charge up for our point blank ecstasy!"
"Yes boss, this pitfall trap will surely get them" one of the lackeys said as the three body suited men hid behind the bushes ready for their silent but deadly plan to work.
The quintet of complaining wizards rounded the curve, still annoyed as they were starting to worry about the relative time of the job. As they walked further with their heads in the clouds, they did not notice the road in front. Suddenly, they shouted as they fell into the trap set by The Butt Jiggle Gang!
"Who dares try and trap Laxus and The Thunder Legion?" shouted Freed in confusion.
The three members of the Butt Jiggle Gang shuffled their way over to the hole, their boss then remarked "see lackeys, follow my vision and judgment and nothing is beyond toot for The Butt Jiggle Gang!"
"Yes boss" the two lackeys shouted.
"The Butt Jiggle Gang!?" shouted the five wizards in both confusion and shock.
"Not these noxious clowns" remarked Bixlow
"Butt Jiggle Butt Jiggle" remarked the five floating dolls in the hole.
"Now lackeys! Get yourselves ready!" the boss shouted, as he and the other shook their butts in rhythm to charge up their attack, 30 seconds later they were ready.
In unison "triple butt ecstasy!" what followed was a yellow green cloud of gas going straight into the hole. The five wizards shouted as the hot gas made its way into the hole.
"It's so stinky I'm going to puke!" shouted Freed.
"This gas burns worse than Natsu's flames!" shouted Laxus.
"My entire body burns!" shouted Zeldris.
"I burn in places I forgot I had" Bixlow grumbled.
"I haven't burned this much since Laxus and I-" Evergreen began to remark before being cut off.
The true scoundrels laughed with glee, followed by their boss remarking "now, we'll take that pouch off your hands" swiping it from the gagging Freed.
"We have the Jewels and their Jewel! True scoundrels win again!" the three cackling wizards shouted as they ran away, following the road back towards the fork.
"Man, this sucks!" grumbled Bixlow "Babies! Give chase with a line formation!" and the five dolls floated away in pursuit, "now, let's get ourselves out of here" finished Bixlow.
The group then worked together to get each other out, finally getting Zeldris out last. The Thunder Legion members chased after the scoundrels as Laxus helped Zeldris out of the hole.
"I was beginning to think you four were going to leave me in that hole" remarked Zeldris sarcastically.
"Let's catch up so we can get those scoundrels," Laxus said. Zeldris nodded in agreement.
As they caught up, they found the scoundrels caught in one of Freed's rune traps.
"What are we going to do, boss?" one of the lackeys said, looking concerned.
"We can still get out of this, lackeys huddle up" remarked the boss as they turned and conferred with each other, farting quite a bit as they talked.
The trio then tried to dig their way down and out with their butts but were making no progress.
The leader sighed in annoyance "alright, we surrender" their boss admitted in disgrace.
"I will get our jewels and cash back" remarked Zeldris as he walked towards the circular trap containing The Butt Jiggle Gang. The gang turned as they handed Zeldris the bag, and their leader shouted, as Freed lowered the barrier.
"Now!" shouted the boss as Zeldris grasped the bag "point blank triple ecstasy!" and they tried to blast their gas in his face.
Then, in a flash, as the gas started coming out, Zeldris grabbed the green dragon hilt, slashing it at the coming gas and muttered "full counter" and in the next second, all that gas came right back at the latex wearing scoundrels, sending them flying into the distance as they all three shouted "true scoundrels are blasting off again" followed by a farting noise.
Trying to be clever Zeldris remarked with a grin as he held the pouch "we'll smell you later!" The quartet glared at him as they then began to make their way towards Akane at a hurried pace, trying to get the jewels to their destination. Zeldris happily followed behind, happy to be the reason behind the mission's success.