Sweetyb: Hello everyone, this was my first time writing fanfiction. I'm in the process of changing and updating my old work, so please be understanding with me. The chapters I have already gotten to changing will be marked with the words "updated" in the title. Thanx. Woooo, I'm so excited. Yuki- kun, Kyo- kun aren't you guys so happy? You got to be in my very first fanfic story and we've reunited again.

Kyo: Yeah yeah, whatever.

Yuki: No comment.

Sweetyb: Well, I'm happy (dances around in a big circle to the ice cream song playing in head).

Kyo: Can we just start the damn story, you wack job?

Sweetyb: Now Kyo, no need to be so mean. Though, you are soooo cute when you're grumpy (hugs).

Kyo :( poof) Damn it, you damn woman! Why couldn't you have just started when I told you to?

Yuki: Shut up you stupid cat before she does something worse to us. This is HER story.

Sweetyb: Yes it is (laugh evilly and twiddles fingers).

Kyo: I think I'm just going to shut up now (backs away slowly).

Sweetyb: Would you do the disclaimer Yuki?

Yuki: Sure. Neither Kyo nor I belong to Sweety-san.

Kyo: Thank God for small miracles.

Sweetyb: (throws empty coffee mug a cat, knocking him out) that should keep you quite. Now let's start the story.

(Shigure POV)

I was working on my second cup of coffee when I heard it. Those two idiots were at it again. Couldn't I have even one morning without Kyo and Yuki getting in a fight? Apparently not. I sat my cup down as I heard them stomping down the stairs still yelling at each other. God, they sound like an old married couple.

"Damn rat! Watch where the hell you're going" Kyo said shoving Yuki. "Or are you blind as well as being a girly boy?"

"Watch where I'm going? You're the moron who just suddenly stopped right in the middle of the hallway. Baka Neko!" Yuki said shoving him back. "What? Have you taken so many blows to the head that you suddenly forgot how to put one foot in front of the other?"

"You know what, you've got a real smart mouth. I'm going to have to kick your ass to teach you to keep it shut".

"I would really like to see you try you stupid cat. That is if you can"

I couldn't help face-palming as I watched Yuki smirk. The rat was baiting Kyo. He usually knew better then to do that. Without a second thought, the cat took the bait. Kyo swung at Yuki, aiming for the rat's face, but Yuki easily caught Kyo's wrist. Using the cats own momentum, Yuki was able to throw him into the couch. I watched as he went sailing, hearing an audible crack as his back met the supporting wood of the couch, splintering it. God, nothing in my house is safe when it comes to these two.

"I'm going to kill you for that you damn rat", Kyo yelled, his eyes burning with an intense hatred for his cousin.

I watched as he pulled himself up from the floor and resumed attacking the rat. Yuki effortlessly dodged every blow, grinning wider with every failed attempt of the cats. His smirking angered the cat even more. Kyo finally grabbed onto the rat's shirt, pulling him close, then shoving Yuki away harder than he probably thought himself capable of. The rat was sent stumbling back, a shocked expression on his face. The cat took this moment to try for another punch. This time his fist connected solidly with the rat's jaw, sending Yuki into a wall. Everything stopped right after, nobody could believe what had just happened, not even the cat himself. Kyo stood gapping at the fallen rat that now was using the wall behind him to stand back up. The cat's eyes widened even more at the sight of blood seeping from the corner of the rat's mouth. Yuki's porcelain white skin, an angry crimson flush now spread from the point of impact. In his shock, Kyo had let his guard down, and this was all the rat needed.

"You stupid stupid cat! Moron! Idiot!" Yuki yelled as he sent himself forward at a speed most couldn't manage, and kicked the cat in the face, sending the feline back and through.

"My door!"I screamed.

Do you know how many times I've had to fix that damn door because of Yuki always sending Kyo through it? Too many mother fucking times that's how many. I don't even know why I don't just get a wooden door. But no, I keep re-fixing the damn sliding paper door that these idiots keep breaking. I watch through the Kyo-shaped hole in my door as the cat picks himself up. Anger having turned his face to a color barely shy of burgundy.

"You know what? Fuck this! Screw this house, screw this family, screw every fucking one", screams Kyo in anger. I turn to comfort Honda-san who is now beside herself in tears over the whole situation and Kyo's harsh words. I glance up in time to see Kyo storm from the front yard flipping everyone the bird as he walks off.

Sweetyb: Wow that was great for my first time don't you think?

Kyo: Not really.

Sweetyb: Oh, shut it! I think it was grand. What do you think Yuki-kun?

Yuki: It's ok for now.

Sweetyb: what do you mean for now?

Yuki: well, this is meant to be a romance. All I'm wondering is what you're going to make us do?

Kyo: You better not make me do anything kinky with the damn rat.

Sweetyb: like what?

Kyo: I don't know, anything besides kissing.

Sweetyb: Sooo, what you're saying is that you're ok with me making you guys kiss? (Big smirk)

Kyo: WHAT? NO. Don't twist my words WOMAN.

Sweetyb: And, what exactly were you imagining when you said "Kinky"? (Innocently bats eyes)

Yuki: SHUTUP UP STUPID CAT! God look at her now, you got her thinking of things she could do to us.

Sweetyb: (evil grin) yes my pets I'm thinking of something very nice indeed

Kyo: From the way you're looking, I don't think we'll think it's so nice.

Yuki: How about you tell us about it.

Sweetyb: Oh No, I couldn't do that. It would spoil everything. Be patient my pets. Trust me you'll see.

Kyo and Yuki: (run screaming off the screen)

Sweetyb: Oh well. When I get back from lunch, I'll get to all the fuzzies ok. Till then review what I have so far. I love hearing from you all. Kk.