Foreword
Hello there! Welcome to the world of POKEMON! My name is BARK!
People call me the "SMARTEST PROFESSOR WHO EVER DID LIVE, SMARTER EVEN THAN ALAKAZAM"!
This world is inhabited by creatures I made up called POKEMON! For some people, POKEMON are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself...
I fall asleep on the couch while watching daytime infomercials as a hobby. Then I sometimes invent a new POKEMON and make the local kiddies run away from home to find it.
First, what is your name?
Oh wait, I don't care! You're disposable like the rest of 'em. Even my grandson is an irrelevant loser. I gave him the worst POKEMON I could find and told him to get lost. Serves him right.
Uh… Your very own POKEMON legend is about to unfold!
A w͡o̵rld ҉of̸ d͠réam̛s͢ a͟nd a̴d̶ve͝ntureś with͘ ͝P̢OKEM͠O͝N ̷a̡wai̸ts̷!̀ ̵N͜oẃ s̛cr͢a̕m͝!