#028 – Sandslash
Sales Expert
Zapdos was in the market for a new gaming headset. She went to the tech store in Saffron city to scout out some epic bargains. Sandshrew, a customer assistant, asked Zapdos how her day had been. Zapdos explained away the trouble her stream viewers were causing, saying that they were calling her head "Not very gamer shaped". So, she needed an awesome headset to get her loyal followers donating again. Sandslash emulated sympathy, offering her his condolences and the Quad Sceptre Jockey Dynamic Polyphony head-mounted soundscape reverberators, for a stunning p3999. Zapdos was shocked at that price. She would not also be able to afford a back massage. Sandslash went into Sales Mode as he slashed the price down to p3621, and threw in a free Slowpoke beach towel. Zapdos sighed and reached for the budget headset, but Sandslash swiftly slashed that price down to -p500, a price so low it would cause an underflow glitch. Zapdos reluctantly retracted her claw and chose the premium model. After she left the store, the power came back on.