"That's just the neighbors, Marvin and Ruby," Donna replied. "They're elderly, and usually the old turn in really early. So we better keep the dance simple."
"Not like the Very Simple Dance we just did?" Elmo asked.
Donna nodded her head. "Anyway," she replied, "what should we dance to next?"
"I would rather watch airplanes go by than dancing with you maniac monsters!" shouted Rocket.
This gave Big Bird an idea. "Ready for take off?" he smiled as they all acted like planes.
Well, I'm a little airplane nyow
I'm a little airplane nyow nyow
I'm a little airplane nyow
I'm a little airplane nyow nyow
And wangity-wang wangity-wang
I'm a little airplane now
Well, I'm a little airplane nyow
I'm a little airplane nyow nyow
I'm a little airplane nyow
I'm a little airplane nyow nyow
And wangity-wang wangity-wang
I'm a little airplane now
I fly in the dark, over the baseball park
Well, I fly late at night, I got my little red light
And wangity-wang wangity-wang
I'm a little airplane now
Chirrut, Baze, Zazu, Iago, Tweety, Stella, Dahlia, Poppy, Willow, and Luca came in watching them dance like airplanes. "Hey!" Iago shouted. "You guys look like you're out of fuel!"
"You tell them, Iago!" shouted Rocket.
"Guys," Donna replied, "the neighbors."
"I am Groot (Do you want us to get in trouble with Mayor Green again?)" Groot cautioned.
"She's right, gentlemen," Chirrut replied. "Disturbance can lead to disasters."
"Now you just made that up, Tweedle-Blind," sneered Rocket.
Suddenly, some stray dogs come into the house. "Rocket," growled Donna, "where did these stray dogs come from?"
"I invited them over to raid your fridge of meat," Rocket explained.
"Meat! Meat!" Animal shouted.
"Take it easy, guys," Donna replied. "Rocket, Daddy told you before not to let animals go into the fridge."
"Luckily," Big Bird replied, "we know a dance that will get these stray dogs out of here before we get rabies."
Well, I got a little dance to tell you about
Dance to make you bark, not scream and shout
You ask what kind of dance can it possibly be
I'll show you with the kids and Barkley
It's called the dog
(Ruff, ruff)
Yeah, get down on all fours and do the dog
(Ruff, ruff)
Now scoot around on the floor and do the dog
(Ruff, ruff)
Pretend your name is Rover
And when you do the dog, you gotta roll over
Now pretend that you're a dog and that you have fur
But you're not a cat, so don't meow or purr
Just sound like a doggie and you'll have fun
You can bark, bark, bark till this song is done
And do the dog
(Ruff, ruff)
You can let out a growl and do the dog
(Ruff, ruff)
Now let me hear you howl and do the dog
(Ruff, ruff)
The dance that no one can match
Now pretend that you have fleas and scratch
Scratch, scratch
If you're feeling tired and pooped is what
You're getting
And you're not in the mood for any playing or petting
Just lay on down
But before your eyes are shut
Turn around three times
Like that great big mutt
And do the dog
(Ruff, ruff)
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
Do the dog
(Ruff, ruff)
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
Oh, do the dog
(Ruff, ruff)
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
Ruff!
The stray dogs left the house and everyone cheered.