Disclaimer: (demonic screeching)
SD
I think I love him.
For real.
As I lay here, in the deep blue nothingness of the ocean, I realize that I honest-to-goodness love him.
Dad will be angry because he's not a deer.
But Dad isn't here. Dad's opinion doesn't matter.
Does he feel the same?
He gets all flustered and blush-y when I'm around. Does that mean anything?
Do I tell him?
If he doesn't feel the same, he'll think I'm clingy.
What about everyone else? Would they mind?
Do I say?
Do I wait?
Will it just be Donna all over again?
What's a girl to do?
SD
I think I love her.
Honestly.
Here in the comforting confines of my lab, I realize that I really, truly, absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt, love her.
Her father won't be pleased because I'm an otter and she's a deer.
But there's no law saying that fathers are permitted to control who their daughters marry.
Does she feel the same?
She doesn't mind that I feel like my heart will explode whenever I speak to her.
Do I tell her?
If she doesn't feel the same, she'll think I'm desperate.
What about everyone else? Are they okay with this?
Do I say?
Do I wait?
Will it just be Glenn all over again?
What's a lad to do?
SD
For clarification:
Donna is Deborah's best friend from school. She was also her first kiss. They both realized after that they didn't feel the right sparks and decided to just stay friends.
Glenn was Shellington's secondary school crush. He was too nervous to tell him, and eventually lost him to someone else.