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SBDAY
It was November 20th; Shellington's twenty-first birthday. The Octonauts were finishing up their dinner.
"Habby birday!" The Vegimals chirped.
"I got you this," said Deborah, passing Shellington a small package wrapped in pink paper with a matching bow.
"Aw, thank you, love," said Shellington, taking the package. He opened it up and found inside a paperback copy of Duchess of the Herons by Karina Kangaroo. "Oh, Deborah, it's the one I had my eye on!"
Deborah squealed, clenched her fists, and flicked her wrists close to her face. She squished his cheeks and kissed his forehead. "I knew you'd love it!"
"If the rest of you don't mind," said Lekona, "I'm going to have a pint and watch a movie."
"Wait." Shellington got up from his chair. "I want some too."
Lekona's eyes went wide. "You want a pint?"
Shellington nodded.
Lekona grinned. "Come on, skipper. Let's get some grog into you."
SBDAY
"Tha-tha's goo' stuff!"
It was roughly half an hour later. Shellington had knocked back five pints of beer and was giggly and disoriented.
"Di…did I ever tell you abou' Deborah? She went out an' go' me the most new K'rina Kangaroo book for m' birthday! She's awwwwwwwesome."
"That's nice, buddy," said Lekona. He was more focused on the movie.
"Where did Deborah go? Did she leave? Wha-why did she leave me?!"
Lekona sighed and put in a call to Deborah's quarters. "Deborah, you need to collect your boyfriend."
"Ca-can you beer me?"
Lekona had to put his paw down. "Okay, I appreciate your newfound love of alcohol, but if I give you any more, you're gonna have an aneurysm."
At that point, Deborah appeared in the game pod. "Alright, birthday boy, let's get you to bed." She took Shellington's paw and led him to the lab.
"D'you know that one time when I was little this arsehole Cullen tricked me into eating urchins that I'm allergic to and then I threw up in the bin and the teacher made me leave early and then when I came back I found out that some girl got the blame instead of-"
Deborah sighed. This was going to be a very long night.
SBDAY
I don't want to do an outro and not even God can make me.