Disclaimer: Be prepared for the world's cutest chapter ever
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Once upon a November…
It was a cloudy day, and little Pearl had been dropped off to play with her friend Octavia while her mother went to see a doctor.
"What should we do?" Pearl asked.
"We're princesses, and the evil Queen Nightshade has thrown us out of our own kingdom," said Octavia, declaring a new game. "Now we have to get it back!"
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Princess Pearl and Princess Octavia pushed through tall grass on their way back to the castle.
"We have to go past the winding oak trees, across the Silver River, and through the daisy grove to get to the castle," said Princess Octavia.
Sure enough, just ahead were the winding oak trees, twisting into the sky. Princess Octavia climbed onto a low-hanging branch and peered over the land, looking for the Silver River.
"I don't see it," said Princess Octavia.
Princess Pearl climbed up a little further. "There it is!" She pointed towards it. They both climbed down from the winding oak tree and blitzed towards the Silver River.
"There's no bridge," said Princess Pearl. "Now what do we do?"
"We go to see the wizard," said Princess Octavia.
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Inside, Octavia's mother was on the phone when the two girls rushed inside.
"Great Wizard, we come seeking your wisdom!" Octavia squealed.
"Huh?" Octavia's mother turned away from the phone to see her daughter and her friend. "Oh, of course. What is it?"
"How do you get across the Silver River?" Pearl asked.
"Uh, if you hold hands and believe in yourself, then a bridge will appear." Octavia's mother really wanted to get back to her phone call.
"Okay," said Octavia. She and Pearl ran back outside to continue their game.
"Good luck," said Octavia's mother. "He'll be here soon, dear…"
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Back at the Silver River, Princess Pearl and Princess Octavia had created a bridge with the power of self-love, and had crossed into the daisy grove. Both picked a daisy and tucked it behind each other's ear. Before long, they had reached the castle, where the evil Queen Nightshade was waiting.
"Now we draw our swords and fight her off!" Princess Octavia drew her sword, and Princess Pearl quickly followed suit. The fight began. Queen Nightshade was strong, but Princess Pearl and Princess Octavia were faster. In one fell swoop, they disarmed Queen Nightshade from her sword, which disintegrated into mulch the second it hit the ground. Now defenseless, Queen Nightshade became afraid, and Princess Pearl and Princess Octavia were easily able to banish her to the dungeon.
"Now that Queen Nightshade is gone, we are the rightful rulers of this kingdom again," boasted Princess Octavia.
"And we will bring a new era of love and justice to the land!" Princess Pearl cried. Both princesses whooped and cheered.
"Oh, Polly, he's beautiful!"
Both girls looked up. Who was this mysterious, beautiful person? Both ran towards the water to see the commotion.
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Pearl and Octavia arrived at the shore, where Octavia's mother was waiting. Pearl's mother had returned from the doctor, and resting on her belly was a newborn otter pup.
"Pearl…" Her mother beamed as she showed off the baby. "This is Oliver. He's your baby brother."
All four of them fawned over the little bundle. Pearl dove into the water and paddled next to her mother to hold Oliver's paw. Oliver blinked his sleepy little eyes and cooed.
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I don't want to do an outro and you can't make me.