It was a Rainy day outside. Mike came out of the Bathroom with a Towel on his Testicles. (Two: Apologizes.) He glances his eyes to the Fourth Way, Before desperately Hiding himself behind a Wall As his face got red in embarrasement.
"Ah- Hey! Can't a guy get some Privacy when he's about to change?!" he complains. " *sigh* Anyway, it looks like the demo episode starts now."
he continued to change behind the wall as he spoke. "I don't feel like talking all the time, so before taking a shower I created another robot assistant to host this show." mike points to a small robot with a round head. "This is One. Two's twin brother. He and Two are going to host the Tournaments. Jealous that I made such a Nice robot in such short time? I know you are. Come on say it! I'm a genius,i'am right?"
"but Anyway, i Shall continue Redressing while my Machines Do what they should. BYE!!" the Mage Human waved one last time
A few minutes later...
One And Two (A Robot with Square shaped head) were Sitting On Futuristic Chair's. the giant tv was also behind them. they were looking straightfully at us (the fourth wall) before speaking.
Two Begin's first with. "The Fairy's And the Frog's." He begins, Wait- I just noticed! Why I'm not narrating myself in third person if when I Narrate myself? *ahem* Apologizes. I'm afraid I was programmed with A Flaws in my Programming. Anyway, I begin. "what Does These creatures have in common? Absolutely Nothing!!"
One then begin's to speak next with a more Robotic Voice.
One: Cirno, The Dumb Ice Fairy of Gensokyo.
Two: And Zitz,Pimple And Rash, the Battletoads!
One: This Little Fairy Is Known For Freezing the life out of Innocent Frog's, but how will she handle Frog's WAY bigger than her?
Two: I'm Two. Your Humble Narrator.
One: An I'm One! Two's Little Bro And The Ultimate robot!
Two: today we will begin The Tournament By Analyzing these Organic life-forms's Weapon's,armor, skills and life styles to Answear the Most Important Question of All.
One: who would win...a Battle of Luck!?
The first combatant was a girl with aqua-colored eyes and hair. She wears a blue ribbon, light pink blouse, blue jumper dress and seems to be wearing white socks. She also has icicle-shaped wings.
CIRNO.
Two: The Land of Gensokyo. A Magical Land Who's Homeland for All Sorts of Youkai. Like Kappa. Water Demon's that Grab their Victims Feet When on The Water And Devour their Soul's by Grabbing them directly on their Anus. Oni's, Youkai's with Rhino like horns Bestowed of Supernatural Strenght...And then there is the Fairy's. Little Girl's With Wings That Fly Around And Mess with Humans and other creatures.
ONE: even with the Amounts of Youkai On this Land, like the ones we mention. Fairy's seem to be the Least popular of them all. (Sarcastic) I wonder why...
Two: These Fairy's can wage From Fairy's that can blind people. Can see people or youkai from Miles away from Them. or ones that simply exist just to yell at people when they're about to awake 'Spring Has Arrived!!' Or Fairy's from hell even.
One: but One of them is a special case. After Passing a Village Inhabited of Human's, One can find a Lake where One Fairy resides there, playing with A Green Haired one. That. Is cirno.
BGM: Beloved Tomboyish Daughter (Touhou 06: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil)
Two: though Her real Age Is Quite Criptic. it has been applied that Fairy's Have Existed for as Long as Gensokyo Has.
One: So...She's technically Immortal?
Two: I think. we'll try to explain it later. moving on. Cirno was mysteriously born in the misty lake as the personification of cold, alongside the fairy whose name no one remembers. Daiyousei, She is Mostly Described by other's as Childish And idiotic. Cirno Often freezes frogs that approach the lake only to throw them into the water and watch the ice melt and resurrect.
One: Unfourtinatly She Often fails at this And let's the Frog's Fail Out of her Hand's, Shattering them to Pieces, while she simply Shrugles off from it, like its nothing... Very COLD of her.
Two: Indeed Is On- Wait, was that Meant to be a pun?
One: Yes! Now hate me!
Two: (awkward) Okay...I guess I'm not the only one with Flaws on my Programming...Moving on... Like We Mentioned Cirno Is The Personification Of Cold. Due to this she can manipulate Ice to Her Own favor.
ICE MANIPULATION.
CAN CLONE HERSELF (LIKE SUB-ZERO!!)
COMES FROM RECEIVED HEAT
CAN FREEZE HER OWN DANMAKU
HER ICE IS SO COLD IT FREEZES SOUND ITSELF
Two: With this she can shoot out Stalactities from the Palms of her Hand, and Create Mini-Icebergs that can be Tossed at people. She Can also create Ice Spikes From the Ground's or create an Or Hide A Trap of Ice Spikes on The Ground by turning it into...Air? Whatever that is. She can also make Hammer's, Make Giant Snowballs And Freeze A Person's Intire Body.
One: You see those Crystal Thing's Behind her Back? Well... she can not only fly with those, but she can also remove those from Behind Her And Swing it at her Opponents like Its A Sword. How's she not bleeding from this?
Two: That's not the only things Up Her Sleeve.
DANMAKU.
EXPLODE IF CONTACTED BY THE ICE SHIELD.
ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO DESTROY GIANT BOULDER'S.
Two: To Avoid Brutality's On the Battlfield, a Miko Named Reimu Hakurei, Created A System Called 'Spell card System' of which Works Kind of Like a Sport. It's A Way the Residents of Gensokyo Use it To Set out their Differences without Killing each Other. That's Danmaku.
One: Danmaku Are these Bullet Thing's that The People From Gensokyo Fire At each other. It's also Where The Name 'Bullet Hell' comes from...I Think.
Two: since danmaku can be Used By anyone, as Long as it's not used for Murder. Cirno Is not an Exeption. And Cirno Has Access to not just Danmaku but she can also freeze Them, Along with However Is Fighting her. For a short amount of time obviously.
One: that All Comes from Her Signature Move. Perfect Freeze.
Two: Along with Danmaku Comes the Spell cards. Powerful attacks That Are Used When their User thinks it's time to get serious. Cirno's Freeze Sigh: Perfect Freeze as we Mention Can freeze Her Opponents And her Danmaku's
ICE SHIELD.
CREATES A CHAIN OF FROZEN DANMAKU IF CONTACTED BY MULTIPLE ONES.
PROTECT'S HER FROM ALL SORTS OF ATTACKS.
MAKES SHIT EXPLODE.
One: with this Comes Her Ice Shield. Which can Block All sorts of attacks And Projectiles. Speaking of which. Any projectile that makes contact with the shield will freeze in an instant. An not just that. But if the Frozen Projectile Was Followed By Other Ones From Behind, those will freeze as well Creating a giant Freezing Chain of...coldness. and if that wasn't enough. They even Explode after a few Seconds. BOOM!!
Two: Cirno Often Brags that she is the Strongest Being in Gensokyo.
FEATS.
HER DANMAKU'S CAN DESTROY BOULDER'S.
GOT EATEN BY A GIANT FROG AND SURVIVED BY FREEZING ITS INSIDES.
DOESN'T NEED TO EAT, NOR SLEEP.
DEFEATED, SUNNY MILK, STAR SAPPHIRE, LUNA AND MARISA (THO IT DOESN'T COUND CUZ SHE WAS DRUNK)
THAT'S IT!!
Two: One Time it was reported in the BunBunmaru Newspaper that Cirno was saw being Devoured By a giant Frog and Was Able to make it spit her out by freezing its Insides. Thought, for whether this is true or not is up for debate. We all now how Aya is after all.
One: which is right, if you only count the fairy's. But wrong if you count Anyone else because. Cirno gets her ass kicked a lot.
Two: Indeed, One. Despite all the things we mentioned. Cirno is Not very Strong. Her Shield can be pierced through By Strong Enough hits and she's weakned By the Fire.
One: she's also a complete SHIT-HEAD.
ANTI-FEATS
HER SHIELD IS FRAGILE
SHE IS WEAKNED BY FIRE
INCREDIBLY DUMB
STUBBORN AND ARROGANT.
Two: all Thing's Considered, Cirno also seems to suffer from Superiority-Complex and can be become Stubborn And Arrogant.
One: don't know if this counts but. She also can't die.
Two: oh right! Indeed my Robotic bro. You see. Since the Fairy's are the living personification of nature in Gensokyo, they can't actually die. Even if they're Wounded Brutally they will still Heal Out of it After a few minutes. And if a Fairy 'dies' they will return back to life in just a few minutes. Cirno is no Exeption.
One: despite her peanut-sized brain, and Non-Dying Issues. Cirno Will Go to the Fullest in a Danmaku Fight and show other's that she IS The Strongest.
Cirno: I'm Cirno! The freezer of cry-Babies!!!
The Next Combatents were Three fairly Buff Anthroformophic Toad's. Each one with a different color. Baby-blue,green with sunglasses and brown.
RASH, ZITS AND PIMPLE.
Two: Zitz,Pimple And Rash were computer engineered as one of three ultimate amphibian warriors in a gladitorial video game reality show called Battletoads. This accidentally opened a dimensional gateway to another galaxy. Every time the game began, the galaxy became the battletoad arena for their superhero war against the Dark Queen and-
One: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
Two: Three nerds made a video game, got sucked through it into another galaxy, and became toad superheroes.
One: oh...wait, did we just seriously copy the whole joke?
Two: sorry I couldn't resist it.
One: Yeah, we LITERALLY just stole all the Lines. No Wonder Robot's Keep getting Compared with Computer Printers. I demand Equal Rights.
Two: Anyway, the Battletoads are a small group of three Frog's who Fight Their Way Through Impossible Level's To preserve the peace of the galaxy. the group is made with. zitz. the leader. pimple. the strong guy. and rash. the sunglasses one.
One: And Best Kisser.
Two: Yeah that too. The Toad's Usual Method of Fighting Bad guys, is mostly the way you'll Expect it to be.
One: beat the Living Shit out of Anything on Screen.
Two: the Battletoads, Also have the Uncanny Ability to...Shape-Shift their Body's, don't ask me why i know it makes no sense. but not even i can explain it.
SHAPE-SHIFTING.
CAN MORTH INTO BALLS OF STONE (PIMPLE) SPIKE (RASH) AND CHAINSAW'S (ZITZ)
INCREASES THE SIZE OF THEIR HAND'S AND FEET.
CAN TORN INTO MINI-TORNADOS.
One: with it, they can do all sorts of crazy stuff, like turn into Sharks, Turn their Intire Upper Body into trains, Turn their Fists into Hammers, Axes, Spike Balls, JackHammer's,Mummy's,Porcupines, Laser Beam's, Chicken's And it even gives them the holy powers to Summon random Arcade Machines from the Sky's.
a Arcade Machines Fails on top of a rat enemy, sucking him inside. Rash plays the arcade machine, while the Nes Battletoads could be heard playing, before the arcade exploded Along with the rat inside. Rash simply Bows Down two Times In Glory.
One: I wish I could do that (pouts) or maybe I can!! (Begin's Overly-Imaginating like a four Year old.)
Two: umm...(Awkward) One... (Looks Up) A-ACKK!!?? Was all he could Grunt before a battletoads arcade machine fell on top of him, letting out the Classic Nes Battletoads Theme.
One: Hey I did it!! (Dances in Victory before Putting a Coin inside the other Machine And Begun Playing)
(TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES)
Two: Ouch...My Back... Other than Calling random shit from the Sky's they can also Turn their Body's into even more harmning weapon's. Such as Sawblade's, Drills, Ozers, Weight's, or just increase the sizes of Their Nails.
Zitz is seen Punching a downed Rat on the ground Before turning his Hand into a drill and Messing the rat's face Into A Unrecognizable Mess, splashing blood Everywhere. Pimple does the same in another shot but instead he stepped on it, before his feet turned into a 10 ton Weight that crushed the mouse's head.
One: Jezz. These guys Are Brutal. Are we Sure we wanna put a literal child Against them? She didn't seem to have that many feats too.
Two: we already Talked about this. Also its master's decision, not ours. I'm sure she'll be fine tho.
One: they can also use their tongues to grab unto stuff or even Push their Enemy's into them, like Scorpion's 'get over here!' Except way grosser.
Two: now talking about the toads themselves, Zitz Usually Leads the Team With a Laid-Back Yet Strategic Attitude. He also likes...podcasts?
One: Pimple, is more Brawn than Brain. despite Being the Buffest of the three Doesn't just use his Fist for Fight's. But for Peace And Tranquility. Yeah, he's a Goddamn Hippie, we forgot to tell you guys this. He despises Violence And even left the Toad's for a short period of time once because of this. But Don't be fooled. Or More Expecifically. Try not to piss him off.
Two: if Pimple Becomes Irritated Or Angry About Something, we will go on a Unstoppable Rampage. And only his...brother's...are Able to calm him down. By the way, are they brother's?
One: don't know, they never talked about it.
Two: and Third but not least is-
Pimple Open's a door gently. "Sorry there's nothing to- oh never mind it's just rash in a dipper."
One: AHHHH F* I didn't have to sleep Knowing this!!??
Two: rash is The Cool Guy, he's Eccentric, and Obsessed with Action. He wants the World to see him as not just a Normal frog. But a Battletoad. His even the main Reason for The Storyline of the 2020 game to Move on.
One: oh right we didn't tell you this. SPOILERS IN ONE,TWO,THREE. so turns out the toads were Actually in an Old Bunker for about 25 years,until a guy brought them out of there. With nowhere to go they were forced to get actual Job's, because Rare didn't Wanna do shit with them,until rash Aproaches his...'brother's' they should go Beat up Dark Queen, cuz why not. And that's where I stop for the sake of your playthrough.
Two: and despite not having any form of Combat training, the Battletoads Were still Able to keep on Going Into their Adventures Simply By Answering all their Question's with Brute Force.
One: and it still works really dang well. They were still able to make it through one of the hardest games of all time. an if You're wondering,yes the game's hellish Difficulty IS canon, since it was designed by the Battletoads themselves.
80Is Battletoads: LET'S GET WARDY!!!
Two: Alright the Combatents are all set. We ran through all Means sorts, and possible outcomes. this is the results. Who Will stand Victorious and who will either stay on the ground Unconscious or Die Dependingfully on their Winner's morale.
One: Ladies And Gentremen. ITS TIME FOR A BATTLE OF LUCK!!!
BGM: The Capital City of Flowers in the Sky's (touhou 07: Perfect Cherry Blossom)
(BATTLE IN PROGRESS)
It was a peaceful day. Just like always. Flowers bloomed. And the wind blew also. A white flying girl was seen in the distance Shouting 'SPRING HAS ARRIVED!!!'
Nothing could ruin this perfect day. On the soft grass, a Frog was Hoping lonely Near a pond. Before a Sound Along with a Micro-Screen Deformation Was Seen. After it was gone the screen showed the Frog, reduced to a small cube of ice.
Then, a little girl's shadow blackned the Frozen figure.
???: Ha! I got another one! (She picks up the cube) now, Let's just place you...her-Whoa!?! (The girl Accidentally trips and drops the cube on the ground, Shattering it to pieces. Of which the girl took it normally.) Crud, I I it again. Oh well, (Shrugles) let's see if I can find any other Frog's around.
Daiyousei: c-cirno, (shy) I don't think its a good idea to carry the F-frog's on your own. Y-you always end up dropping them. M-miss S-suwako won't get happy about this. Remember the last time? (Her friend Daiyousei showed up shortly. Cirno takes it lightly.)
Cirno: ha! What does she know? The other fairy's don't want to play with me and i'm Bored! That time I lost because it wasn't my day. But if she shows up again. I show her who's the strongest!
Daiyousei: (overwhelmed) i-i have a bad feeling about this...
Cirno: weird... I don't see any Frog's around here. Are they scared of me? (Grin) I don't blame them! But they can't hide forever!!
While this little conversation continued. Sundelly a giant blue ship with what seemed to be a bird's beak on the front Could now be seen in the Sky's above after traveling for a bit.
Cirno: huh? Whoa,what's that thing? It's like flying in the air or something.
Daiyousei: m-maybe, it's one of those...s-starship things Miss sanae talks about.
Cirno: let's check it out then! It could he fun! (Runs off in the distance)
Daiyousei: Wha-!?- wait Cirno- w-w shouldn't be messing with things we don't know!! (Follow's her)
(BGM STOPS)
(A ramp thingies on the lower-priced of the ship, open's. Three Anthroformophic Toad's come out of it in what seemed to be ropes.)
Zitz: You don't have to be so Honestly Critical.
Rash: You're the one who asked for feedback.
Zitz: Yeah, but I didn't expect any.
Pimple: by the way, Where are we Anyway?
Rash: (straight) no idea.
Zitz: whatever this is doesn't seem this freaky so far.
(On the Other side)
Daiyousei: (confused) that Airship thing dropped three Frog Youkai from That, ramp thing? That's...so weird...? What do you think, cirno? (Looks back to see no one behind her. Realizing why she did it, made daiyousei panick)
(Back on the other side)
Rash: let's just take a look around, and then we'll call it a day.
Pimple: Seems Simple enou- *FLIIM* WHOA!! (A Ice laser beam, Is seen Passing near the Toad's) what the toad was that? (Turns around to see cirno running at their direction)
Cirno: FROOOOOOOOOG!!!!!
Pimple: huh? It's just a little blue girl.
Zitz: Hey kid, we are not Frog's. We are toa- (another laser is fired of which zitz dodge's Narrowlly)
Cirno: Enough Talking! I'm gonna freeze you up!!
Daiyousei: cirno NO!
Rash: Hey! Not cool (Charges a giant punch only for one of them to grab him) Ugh! Let me go, Pimple!
Pimple: you're NOT punching a child.
Rash: she started!
Zitz: All right, drop the...whatever Ice Thing you're doing down.
Cirno: Not Until a freeze you all and See you melt!! (Charges forward, while encasing herself in A Ice shield Rash free's himself from pimple and charges as well, with a headbutt, of which his Head turn into a goat's, with both hits clashing, and pushing them back)
Cirno: I'm just getting started.
Rash: and so I'm!
Daiyousei/Pimple, Zitz: She's/he's insane!
FIGHT!
Cirno fires a barrage of Bullet's to begin. rash simply Begin's to run, torwards the ice fairy while jumping Over the shoot's, and circling around cirno while turning into a Tractor. cirno continues to fire before lifting both Hand's in the air and throwing a Mini-iceberg at rash, of which he shatters it to pieces with an Uppercut.
Cirno: what!?
Cirno is too shocked to pay attention at rash, who charges and kicks her into a tree before continuing to kick her like a Football, and Turning his Feet into a spike ball, and hitting her body. cirno is drifted straight into a rocky wall, before Coming out of it groogue.
Cirno: Hey! you're Cheating! That was not Danmaku.
Rash: like I care.
cirno Then Fly's up into the distance and Begin's to throw up Stalactities That Ricochets around the intirety of Gensokyo.
Rash runs away From all the Stalactities And Hides behind a rock, and wait's for the Right moment to Charge again. he then Brings both of his Hand's up and turns into a Spike Ball, that goes flying straight into cirno who encased herself into an Ice Shield that makes contact with the spike ball, the two Balls continue to make contact with each other. each time of which they end up bouncing Back something. before in one of the impact's rash breaks Cirno's shield and begin's to pummel her in the air with kicks, before cirno jumped back while leaving an Ice clone of her right when rash was about to Cut her with a literal ax kick, Turning rash into ice . cirno finally gets the initiative and creates and ice hammer to slam rash's frozen body straight into the misty lake. rash fails in the water with great impact Splashing water everywhere. before she quickly goes down laying a finger on the lake freezing it Intirelly with rash still beneath it. cirno simply stands on top of the frozen lake, and crosses her arms in victory. or so she thought.
Cirno: ha! Not as tough as you thought you were!
(She was About to walk away, until sundelly the ground begun to thremble)
Cirno: huh!?
BGM: BELOVED TOMBOYISH GIRL (TOUHOU UNL)
Whoosh!!* Cirno:GAAAH!! Rash came out of the frozen lake as shark a bit Cirno's whole body before dunking to the sea again.
Cirno: Ahh-!?GAAAHH!, ARGGHHHHH!!!! *SPLASH* cirno's whole body was Being swiftly Being Moved from place to place, coloring the Misty Lake with Blue Blood, as she screamed in pain. Before Suddenly Lifting her arms up Creating a hidden Wall of Spikes on a Part of the still intact Frozen river, which Hits rash who let's go of her. Cirno Claps both Hand's on Rash's nose Splashing ice On his face which Causes him to Sneeze. Cirno simply flew back to the surface, a bit tired, and filled With scars which would heal eventually Later on.
Cirno: w-What is he!? Frog's Don't do that!
Rash still a shark popped his face through still not shattered frozen pieces of the lake, but this time cirno was prepared. She backflips Before Pulling out a Spell card.
Cold Body "Super Ice Kick"
cirno Kicks Rash's Face rapidly. Her feet frozen into Stalactities. She hits him 14 times before backfliping back. Rash staggers back a bit before charging at cirno from the water, breaking through pieces of the frozen Lake. cirno flew Back. As she was being Chased by the green shark, Cirno Creates a bunch of Mini-icebergs which grow to big sizes when thrown. These icebergs colliding with the ice River, creates massive Destruction on it. One that rash is able to swiftly dodge all of them by either jumping Upwards or going in other directions, until he eventually jumps Up attempting to hit Cirno, only for her to grab his body and freeze him.
Cirno laugh's Victoriously before a Arcade machine fell on top of her, resulting on rash being freed. The arcade machine along with cirno fail on the Ocean, as the nes Battletoads Theme played, cirno is electrocuted by the machine contacting with the water, before the later exploded. Cirno is Not affected by the explosion, somehow. Her body slowly sinks into the ocean as electricity still played out.
Daiyousei: CIRNO! NOOOOO!!! (Runs Near the pond)
Rash: Oops! She started tho. So...it's technically not my fault? (Lands on the grass, before Turning back)
But then. A small circle of light is formed on thin air, before it circles around itself a bit an Re-creates itself as an Angry cirno.
Cirno: That' Really hurt! No more playing around! (Lifts move arms up slowly creating a giant Snowball)
The toads look at it a bit Surprised.
Zitz: Ummm...that's a big bad ball.
Cirno: (Threatning look) Any..Last...WORDS!!
Rash: (Smirks) Yeah. ITS TURBO TIME!! (Punch's the ground Creating a giant hole on it, of which Both the three toads fail on it.)
Cirno: Hey! No running away! (Follow's them below)
Daiyousei: Cirno, Wait!? All daiyousei can do is look now, and hope her friend will be fine from the mess she Made.
THE UNDERGROUND.
BGM: Turbo Tunnel (Battletoads)
The toads land on a flying pink Motorboat thing, that automatically initiated itself.
Zitz: You just had to start a meaningless fight with an Ice Wizard girl, did ya?
Rash: like I said. She started. Not my fault.
At the time, cirno had reached the underground and saw the Toad's going away. She pulls her arms together to create a ice replacement of the Motorboat and Sits on it, causing it to Charge at the toad's direction.
Pimple: we have company.
Zitz: how can she do these Thing's?
Rash: Experimental Usage?
Cirno rams the ice cube unto the toad's a few times. Zitz then stood up on the Motorboat, and blasted cirno's ice Cube by turning his Hand's into laser thrusters, which cirno didn't take lightly, she pulls out a Piece of her Wing's from Behind to use it as a sword, to counter Zitz's Weaponry. She Swings it Wildly to different Directions at the Motorboat. Zitz turns his Hand's into Oozers that block The Hits of the Sword. Zitz Push's the Ice Boat back causing cirno to use Balance. Zitz takes advantage of this and does and Uppercut Kick while turning his Feet into a Chainsaw. Luckily cirno Dodge's it. Zitz continues to swing the Saw at cirno, who continues to dodge the Lethal Blade By Either Ducking or leaning back. Until the last one she begin's to lose her balance again. Zitz takes advantage again, but this time. Turns both his Hand's into laser thrusters again. Cirno dodged yet again, only this time she countered by Clapping her Hand's together at zitz, causing him to fail back to his seat. The Toad's begin to go full speed, to escape cirno. But she from the back, begin's to shoot out Stalactities And Danmaku Bullet's at them. Which hit the back of the Motorboat. With this, the toads turn back and stick out their Long Tongues at the Iceboat, Wrapping itself Unto parts of it. They decided to lean the Boat straight into a wall, nearby.
Cirno: Eyy! Get out! (Begin's to stab down the floor, but fails to hit the tongue's and instead loses balance and fails of the motorboat) AHHHHH!
Cirno's whole body hits the ground multiple times before she hits a rock that hits her up to the Sky's of which she takes advantage of this, and takes on flying.
Cirno: Play time's over, Frog!!
She Begin's to create Ice cubes on the road, of which all the Toad's dodge. Be by Moving to the other side, jumping Over it, ducking. You name it. Cirno was getting Impatient. So she decides to do a simple Yet Difficult Path of cubes. The toads swiftly dodge all of them by going left or right, before reaching the end of the frozen pathway. Cirno gets angry with this and creates a Gigantic ice Wall on the path, which the Toad's react with Comical Facial Expressions of Shock, before their Motorboat hits the walls, and Explodes. Cirno simply fly's up and follow's them.
The toads are sent Flying Up, Straight into Rocket Seats randomly hanging out on the air. Cirno who flew up to them, charges up a ice attack. Which the Toad's move out of the way.
Cirno: oh Crud.
Pimple Punch's Cirno's face a few times with both Hand's before turning them into Hammer's, that Crack cirno's Skull, before Getting Sent into a wall. Rash grab's her head before going all the way, up while Pushing Cirno's Body against the wall, as she screamed in pain. Rash then Stops at mid-way, before going all the way back, and Turning himself into a mini-cyclone, and rams himself at cirno against the wall, completely destroying it. Before cirno is sent somewhere self, rash turns all the way back and sends cirno to the bottom of the Place With a Giant Punch.
Cirno: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Cirno land's on the floor before A giant 10 ton Weight Fails on top of her Which breaks the floor below Open on which Cirno's fails on. The Toad's flew Down and follow her.
Cirno land's on a completely new area. She was tired, and bleeding a lot. Her body could barely stand up.
Cirno: Not...like this!
Right when the Toad's landed on the new Area, cirno begin's to Launch Frozen Beam's at random Directions. Before creating a linear front one at the toad's. Zitz creates a Laser Thruster that holds itself back against the beam. Rash lifts his arms up. While pimple turns into a Tractor And pull Zitz and Rash putting them now on top.
The clash between laser's continues, before cirno lifts one of her arms up.
Cirno: you should watch other People more often (grin)
This Hand creates a giant White Frozen ball that spits out Danmaku Everywhere. The Amounts where Ginormous.
Freeze Sigh: "Perfect Freeze"
time then Completelly stops for a bit. This includes the Danmaku's and the Toad's themselfs. Due to this the frozen laser begin's grow on power instiguinshing The Toad's Laser and freezing them.
Cirno takes Initiative. Afraid the Frog's would be strong enough to break out of their frozen state, she makes the the biggest Hammer she could. Cirno: Sayonara, losers!!!
She then smacks the hammer down at the statues Shattering them into Pieces.
KO!
Cirno sits down, and pants a bit as all her Wound's begun to Heal automatically. She then stood up gloriously.
Cirno: Yes!!! I win!! (Dances Victoriously) I'm the strongest! Who were those guys anyway?
ALTERNATIVE ENDING.
Cirno lifts one of her Hand's up in the air, only for one of the toads to spit bubblegum at her arms. Incapacitating them.
Cirno: what!? But that's not possible!!
Cirno's screach is interrupted by Screams when the Toad's Laser wins the Clash and hits cirno with full force Desintegrating the ice fairy.
A few Seconds then. She Respawn's back up only to fail Unconscious on the floor.
KO!!!
Pimple: there it is. Now we can...we can...we can, ugh, what are we doing again!?
Rash: let's get out of here first, and then we can think about it.
Zitz: sounds like a good idea.
Cirno is seen Returning back to the surface and meeting up, with cirno, who hugs her tightly before crying. She was very worried.
One: that was...interesting.
Two: as strong as the Battletoads Were. Cirno's ice, along with Her Fighting Style Made it very hard for them, to Aproach her, leading her the win. You see, most of the time the Battletoads fight enemies that are more brawler like. Yes, some have Projectiles but the ones they have pale in comparison to the ones in Gensokyo.
One: Yeah. i mean all these girls do when they need to fight is Shoot Each other up, with impossible Patterns of Danmaku's. It was Pratically Impossible for the Toad's the dodge any of Cirno's Ice and Danmaku.
Two: however, Battletoads didn't have any type of Projectiles. Leading cirno's ice shield to becoming useless to this fight. But their lack of Projectiles still was a big frail for this fight. They Still win on Strenght. Nothing we Reserched proved cirno had the upper hand at that. Not the even the Boulder one.
One: however, while the Battletoads Were Just a bunch of teenagers, who suddenly found themselves involved in the saving the universe crap, and never had any type of training. Cirno's been existing for as long as Gensokyo Has. This would make her At least, 10 times older than any of the toads. Which means she has double the experience. But Still the toad's ability to Shape-Shift did make themselves a bit more unpredictable. But this Mattered Little when they couldn't even get her. Cirno could fly around the place, and with the Toad's lacking Projectiles or Any flying bullshit thingy that didn't count as outside help. It was game over for them.
Two: in the end, cirno's Arsenal, long range play, Float control and experience Gave her the inevitable Win.
One: looks like cirno made the Toad's CHILL out...in Toad Heaven.
Two: the winner is...Cirno.
One: Congrats cirno. You get to move on in the Tournament. She'll get real confused when she founds herself in this place... but Anyway. Time to look at the 2 part of our bracket
NEXT TIME ON R.N.B!!
COMING SOON.
RUBY ROSE VS MAKA ALBARN
A/N: this fight is actually ment to be a draw according to the research I did. But I didn't want my first fight to be a tie, so I just choose who was gonna be the winner with a Random Online Lucky Wheel and it went cirno. So...cirno wins.
Also. The next episode will get a lot of hate regardless of who wins. If you wish to see any character or match-up in this Story, please comment below. I would love someone else to do research for me because I suck at Calcs.
Until then, see you next time.