The island was shown again as the beginning of the chapter, this time the view was from outside of it.
-Last time on Total Drama Island. 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers.-Said Chris showing some moment that were shown in the previous chapter, like Natt's interaction with the newbies, Valerie's multiple disgraces and Virgil's horrible remarks to literally everything. But specially this one.
-What do you think we will do Cupcake?-Rosa asked to Yuri making her blush.
-I mean, it's our first day, so…I doubt how it can be that ha…-Yuri was about to say something but then…
Then the contestants were shown on a cliff and the screen made it look that it was small…
And then it was big
And then it was even bigger.
AND JUST TO SHOW THAT IT WAS BIGGERGER
-Wow…We are fucked.-The girl said.
-So who do you think will win this season? Well, let's see it here on Total, Drama… ISLAND!
Intro starts
Once the intro started, there were different cameras, one of them pushing off the bird , and then the camera started to get close to the island just to walk to the cliff and then fall from it, pushing a person with it, apparently the camera was a bird got attached to it. After that, it was shown that the person pushed to the bird was Brian.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind.
There was a boat with Ronald fishing until he pulled Brian out of the water, he was with his protegee Luna who as the spoiled brat that she is, she was laughing at Roman until he kicked her to the water again while dropping the rod with Brian on it. Just to realize that a fish just showed itself, leaving him frustrated while the fish was took by the eagle. When that happened, Ronald just shot the eagle once but apparently he got it.
And with that, the bird who was shot dead along with the fish fell on top of Valerie who was scared of it, the closest person there was Lee who just shrugged and then took the fish and the eagle to eat them later. Near to them, Virgil was laughing of Valerie with Michael just sighing disappointed of the guys' behavior.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
3V was just chilling on a boat when Franchesco realized that she was about to fall from a waterfall, so he entered to the river just to pull her out of there, she blushed with that and then you could see Ninja and Bushido having a sword duel until the boat fall over the tree they were in, breaking it and although the girl escaped, the guy didn't.
In the confessional near to the cabins, Natt was talking about different moments of his life and once he left, he didn't notice that Claude was there, making notes of what he said and then keeping those things in his jacket.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won.
Meanwhile in the dining room, Chef was cooking some food until he accidentally got himself a cut in the hand, Rosa checked what happened to him, just to have her healing his hand, as a reward of this, she got a bag of chips.
While she was leaving, you could see not only Lee putting some salt to his food but also how Narcisso was having some food prepared along with Mai and Ezra who was near to him, just tried to give him a bro fist, something that he didn't accept, getting a disappointed sigh from his maid.
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!
In the beach, Olga was just making push ups while she had Sayori on her back eating some sushi, Yuri, who was next to the girls, was impressed by how Olga was practically making push ups with one hand and with one girl on top of her
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Sunny just joined to the dock because they specifically called her to sing this part, her only job was just to sing, until, she just dropped her microphone to the air, but when it fell, it hit on someone's else head, who was this guy? Oh yeah, Garry.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Finally, the intro ended with Monica trying to kiss Dan, but because of his fear of women, he ended escaping, making the girl sad while Chris just gave her slow pats in the head, pretending as if he care, just then winking at the camera, because this way he could get publicity.
After the intro ends. Chris showed the whole cast on top of the cliff, all of them with swimsuits, some provocative, some more decent and then there was Sunny with a yellow and orange skinny bodysuit that showed her hands and feet.
-So…what are we doing here Chris?-Sunny asked.
-Glad you ask Sunny. Okay. Today's challenge is three-fold. Your first task is to jump off this 1,000-foot-high cliff into the lake.
-In Spanish please.-Michael said, the dude was wearing a pair of green shorts.
-305 meters or something like that, I know, American system is a bitch.-Commented Monica. The girl was wearing an attractive black bikini
-Oh, that doesn't sound bad.-He said excited.
-You are gonna ruin it f##.-Virgil who looked really tired and only wearing a pair of black shorts glared at Michael.
-And indeed, you should listen to Virgin Michael, because If you look down, you will see two target areas. The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic.-Chris laughed a little.- Man-eating sharks. Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which, we're pretty sure is shark free… Probably
-Fucking told you.- He said.
-For each member of your team that jumps and actually survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below. Inside each crate are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge... building a hot tub. The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot-tub party tonight and you will be keeping the tub for the rest of the season. The losers will be sending someone home. Let's see.- Valerie, heads or tails?
-Heads! -The girl said, Valerie was wearing a one piece swimsuit
-Ok.- Chris tossed his coin, just to show that it was tails, this made the girl sigh.- Well, Valerie, you screwed it, now your team goes first, Gophers you're up first.
-So… Who of you guys want to go first?-3V who was wearing a black bikini that was showing how the rest of her body was entirely burned said, but nobody else wanted to go.- Oh come on, or are you scared, clock, clock, clock.-She tried to imitate a chicken, but she couldn't because well hands, since Mclean told her that she should go without her prosthetics due to them could being destroyed.
-You are not calling me a coward.- Narcisso said.- Besides, Ronald and Franchesco made sure this was safe, right.
-Yeah, Franchesco told me the sharks are not a problem.
A flashback showed how Ronald and Franchesco on top of the cliff, they were with Chris while Chef was with the rest of the cast.
-We need to test the stunts guys, who wants to participate?-Chris asked.
-And what about your interns?
-Well, this guy in production Marvin was an irresponsible fuck and well, he didn't hire anyone, I didn't expect you two guys being here, so here we go with you as the testers of this.
-Mother…-Ronald said but Franchesco just shrugged.
-I'm going to die one day, here I go! Wooooo!-He jumped to the cliff with both Ronald and Chris watching him, he landed outside of the water.
-That guy is dead.-Ronald commented.
-Dude is a crazy madlad, condolences to his family.
-He has no family left you know.
-Really?
-Yeah, mom dead on birth, father died in the war, grandparents because of old age and well, his son because of a car accident.
-Dude, he is a dad?
-He was… Look.- Ronald said how Franchesco was leaving with some shark bites around his body but he was carrying a big shark who looked having many punches on its body, Wheeler had some blood dripping from his body.
-Hey Chris!-Franchesco pulled a walkie talkie to talk with him.- I think we got shark for dinner.-He commented with Chris just looking shocked at watching how the guy not only survived the shark but also he killed and carried the dead shark like if it was a bag.
-Heh, that seems pretty safe enough.
-You are a sicko, I like that.-Ronald complimented Mclean.
-I know..
-So… Who's up?-Asked Bushido.
-As a man who wants to show how beautiful is.-Ezra who walked with blue bermudas as his shorts showed himself to the group.- Narcisso, do us the favors.
-What a good friend.-He said, walking showing a pair of red swim briefs and a long sleeved red shirt, dude really wanted to show-off. Ladies, gentlemen. Here I…
-YOU CAN DO IT NARC!-Cheered Sunny and Ezra.
-OK CAN YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME?!-He said, losing his composture, but then he just prepared himself to jump.- Ok Narc, it's just a jump with sharks that could potentially burn themselves when they eat you becase you are really hot. But if you survived your fath…
-Are you going to jump homie?-Ezra joked.
-Oh you stupid asshole… Ok you can survive this Narc.- He jumped to the water. WOOOO!
Rosa and Sunny noticed how Narcisso jumped and then he left from the water, he lost his hair accessory, showing his really long hair, he looked like those handsome parodies of Hercules, making Sunny blush.
Gopher's successful jumps: 1/1
-Wow.- She noticed herself how she was blushing, with Rosa snickering a little. Natt, just noticed her sister was blushing at this, but his thoughts ended when he noticed how Ezra jumped.
-Well guys, fuck this shit I'm out, he just gave a flip and jumped backwards landing on the ring like Narcisso.-Man, this thing is good, am I right Little N?
-Oh shuddup.
Gopher's successful jumps: 2/2
-Hey, Little S just liked your body man.
-Ugh, let's just go back to the ship.- Both Narcisso and Ezra climbed to be on the boat.
-So... You want to see your man girl?-Joked Rosa.
-Oh shut up Rosa.-She pouted.
-Ladies, who's the first one, come on dudettes, show that you are better than the guys.-Chris joked, something that many of the girls just glared at him.- Hey, 2 guys jumped, now one of you should jump.
-Sayonara homies.- 3V was running and then she just jumped with no fear on her face… Until some seconds later when she just hit herself with the buoy.-Ouch. Ha..ha…-She just slipped to be outside of the ring.
Gopher's successful jumps: 2/3
-This girl.- Chris just pulled his walkie talkie.- Franchesco, we need your help.
-Incoming.-He said, jumping to the water, dude just took off his shoes because it was an urgent case, nothing saw anything for at least 40 seconds until Ezra and Narc saw him carrying 3V unconscious. Franchesco only showed a thumbs up to Chris.
-Oh, she is alive, well.
I don't want to do this.-Said Valerie.
-Afraid of heights?-Chris asked to Valerie
-No it's just… you know what.- She just walked to the cliff, with no care about what could happen next, she ended landing outside of the water, and when she saw how 3 sharks were next to her. The three of them just looked at her and with a disgust face each one just left leaving Valerie alone.-Thank god I'm ugly.
-Impressive, you still won't get the point.- He commented.
-Ow…
Gopher's successful jumps: 2/4
-Well, my turn. Woahh!- Sunny jumped with no fear, and apparently things were going well for her. But apparently she forgot that you shouldn't show your whole body when you jump to the water because it will hurt and then the splash happened, Sunny looked like if she was just facing the water while still floating, but you could hear a strong pain scream.
Confessional #6: Never letting live this one down.
-Mom will never let Susu live that one down.- Natt said giggling a little although with not too much emotion.- And to be fair, neither I or Franchesco will, but Luna, oh boy, she will be reminding this to Sunny for the rest of her life.
Confessional #6 ends
Confessional #7: Ouch
You could notice how Luna was laughing by this and like Natt, she was wearing normal clothes.
-OMG, This bitch! This bitch just send my fucking sides to the moon.- She was laughing like a mad person.- Oh boy, I'm never letting live this one down.
Confessional #7 ends
-Ouch, that will leave a mark.-Valerie said.
-Indeed.-Commented Narcisso but then he saw that Sunny was inside the ring.-At least we got the point.
-Nice one little S.
-Thanks…-She said before sinking
Gopher's successful jumps: 3/5
Claude who was wearing red shorts as his swimsuit along with a white tank top was just leaving the cliff, something that caught Chris' attention
-Scared of heights?-The host said, just making the guy shrug and just say "Not interested".-Dude, your team haven't even tried yet.- He then just continued walking-Yes, so? That's okay, dude. Unfortunately, that also makes you a chicken. So you'll have to wear this for the rest of the day.-When he said that, Chris pulled a chicken hat that Claude took like normal without caring about what could happen and ignoring how Chris was acting like a chicken just to mock him
-Bawk bawk bawk! That means the chicken path down is travelling with Ronald.-Ronald just looked with a no friends face after watching Claude.- Next.
-I'm sorry, but I'm not jumping.-Rosa said, she was wearing a green bikini that looked kinda uncomfortable for her
-Of course the French doesn't want to jump.-Virgil, the guy with black shorts as a swimsuit, commented.- Stupid T#####-He said that before being smacked by Natt.
-Ow.
-Sorry, my hand slipped violently.- He said.
-Still, not jumping.-She sighed, sorry guys.- Rosa commented, making herself get the hat of shame and just walk along with Claude, waiting for the rest.
Gopher's successful jumps: 3/6
-Let's go Danny!-Monica tried to pull Dan, who was just using a black full body swimsuit kinda like Sunny's.- Please, please, please.
-Ok. Ok.- He just walked, but then he looked scared, trying to run away, before he was hugged by Monica.
-Look Danny, it's ok to be afraid.
-Oh, really? Yeah… Thanks, you know… This reminds me when she…
-Not talking about her.- Monica said carrying Dan while hugging him to the point they were to the border.
-Monica please no.
-It'll be fine. Trust me.- She just left herself go to fall along with Dan, the last 3 guys who were Bushido, Brian and Lee were surprised by Monica's act, but normally something that would be bad for them, ended being good because of they landing in the water.
-Wooo! We made it!-She said, showing that there was no bra although her privates were censored, she looked at herself and just blushed really ashamed with what happened, putting her left hand on a Danny boy who just processed what happened.-Danny! At least wait for the night or pay dinner first just to do that.
-This girl is coocoo.- Commented Sunny who had her skin with a more reddish tone because of the hit she did to herself with that splash.
Gopher's successful jumps: 5/8
Confessional #8: Not talking about her
-I'm not letting my Danny talk about that c###, if you are watching this, you know why I don't want him to talk about you bitch, you screwed with him and with me and with God knows how many people too. I'm going to make him forget you and you know how stubborn I am with that
Confessional #8 ends
-Bushido, Lee, Brian, who's next.- Chris looked at the three guys, Bushido was just wearing a sumo outfit that looked bad with him because of his low weight, Lee was just wearing his pants and Brian some pink shorts.
-Well guys.- Lee walked to be near of the cliff.- I'm letting you down.- I'm smart enough to know that this is a bad idea.
Gopher's successful jumps: 5/9
-Heh, chicken.-Chris said before giving Lee his hat.-Bushido, Brian, you jumping? Guys?-Chris just realized that Bushido and Brian who were just watching the border of the cliff just fell because it broke down, making both guys fall and while Bushido was able to land well, Brian landed on the same buoy than 3V, with the only difference that he at least got the good side.
-Looks like that was a yes.-He joked.- Well, Gophers, you only had 2 cowards and 2 failed jumps from Valerie and 3V, therefore, you make a 7/11.
-Wooo!-3V who just recovered her consciousness just cheered.-We made it.
-Actually, we made it.-Narcisso said, you failed, and so Valerie.
-Sorry.
-Hey at least the Sharks have the same opinion than us, right Narc.-Ezra snickered a little until Narc just hit him in the shoulder.- Ow, dude, I thought we had something special.
-I literally just met you for some hours, who do you think I am? A paranoic guy who cares about a germaphobe guy that he met in 10 days? You could probably backstab me and abandon me in this island.-He glared at Ezra.
-Wow, chill Little N.
-Just apologize to the girl.
-Ok Little N.-He said and Ezra just went to talk with Valerie.
Confessional #9: Against body-shaming
-Look, this might sound weird for you because of me being your you know, your typical Richard Rich and that I mocked Ezra, but I want you to know that I'm against any kind of body-shaming.-Narc sighed.- I just don't like this girl's situation, you know… The cigarette marks, the s###### attempt scars, it kinda reminds me of Father, so the less I want is having that girl have a bad time, ok?-Narcisso
Confessional #9 ends
-Bass, your turn. If you can beat that we'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on.-The screen showed to a group of crates that were near to Franchesco and 3V.- And you are already down one member because Claude refu…
Bass' successful jumps: 0/1
-Actually 2 f#####.-Virgil was going to leave, but then he was pulled by Michael.- Hey, what are you doing n#####.
-Oh no, tu te vienes conmigo.
-Olga.-Luna said, making the girl just glare at Luna.
Do yout zink I'm trrranslatorrr? Ugh, fine, he just said zat Virrrgin is koming vith him.
-You fucking r#####, I swear, if we die, I'll KILL YOU!-He said while screaming and falling to the water, but with both guys landing on the water successfully. When both guys left, Virgil just flipped Michael off while Chef just picked Michael, leaving Virgil on the water.
Bass' successful jumps: 2/3
-Hey, what the fuck? I'm tired because of your push-ups.
-Learn some respect brat, if you want to leave, swim for yourself.
-Grrr… Fucking n#####-Virgil said while swimming to the beach.
Confessional #10: I hate here
-I just have to wait for the night, so I can leave the fuck out of this island.-Virgil said.- I was forced to be here because my parents were friends with the producers, they wanted me to "Get h3Lp 4nD mak1NG B.U.D.D.I.E.S" I unironically liked the show, heh.-He said that with a mocking voice.- Why do you think I want to leave first? There's no way someone would be that r####### to be eliminated before me.-He joked.- Except for maybe that guy nobody knows. Benny? Ah, who cares.
Confessional #10 ends
-Thank god, that guy was getting on my nerves, he is even more annoying that this little bitch Sunshine.
-Luna, if you say one more word about my sister…-Natt looked stressed, Virgil stressed him long enough and Luna was not helping
-Or what? You are not going to hurt a lady like me Natt, and besides, you are not even her real brother, you are just adopted.-She insulted him, making Sayori and Yuri gasp.
Natt just sighed and lifted Luna.
-Hey asshole, what are you doing?!-Luna shouted with a really emotionless voice like Natt, like if she didn't care about what was happening.
-Sorry Luna, but like you said, I was taught to not hurt a lady, not an annoying brat like you.-He was walking to be near of the border
-Hey, you are not going to throw m… AHHHHH!-Natt just threw her to the water, fortunately for him, she landed well, and you could hear Sunny's laughs from the bottom of the cliff.
Bass' successful jumps: 3/4
Confessional #11: You are dead!
-Natt Noir, if you see this, you are dead, I'll make sure you will pay for this lack of respect towards someone like me, ugh, stupid creepy guy.-Luna was really mad for this even though her bored face said otherwise.
Confessional #11 ends
Natt just sighed and sat on a rock, Garry Stu just walked to be near of him, and sat next to him
-You fine man?
-Yeah Gary.
-Close enough.
-You know, I'm just an overprotective brother with Sunny, and well, I usually wouldn't have done that to Luna, but she was being…
-A bitch?-Commented him.
-Yeah… That.- He got up.- I'm going to calm myself before jumping.-And when he said that, he listened to a war cry, like if a beast just jumped.
-HERRRE I GO!-Olga screamed when jumping, and Luna who was just leaving from the water just realized what was coming to her.
-Hey Olga wa…-She didn't wait and Olga just fell outside the zone, making Luna just look like if her soul came back to her body.-Oh my god.
-You ok girl?-Chef asked to Luna.
-Just pick me, please.-She said while swimming back, showing her purple bikini while Olga was just wearing a one piece red and white striped swimsuit.
Bass' successful jumps: 3/5
-Wait, where's the communist?-Virgil asked, noticing that Olga didn't return to the surface, just to show how the camera inside of the water had Olga fight with the shark, although she was struggling with a shark that was smaller that Franchesco.
-Incoming!-Ninja who was wearing her normal outfit just jumped to the water, diving on it masterfully and then some seconds later, you could see how both girls left the water, Olga kinda injured while Ninja unharmed.
Damn, zat vas close. Thanks Ninja.-She said.
-You're welcome.-The Ninja girl swam carrying Olga who looked tired to the boat.
Bass' successful jumps: 4/6
Confessional #12: Story of a weeb
-You know camera-chan, I have been training in my Ninja arts since I was 13, maybe 14 since I watched this ninja turtles movie, and then when I was 15 I participated in American Ninja Warrior, I even won that thing, but was rejected because well, I wasn't on the allowed age. But well, a 75 years old man asked me to be trained by him. His name is Master Shiro, I trained on his island. His methods are rough, but trust me, he is good with it.-She said all of this innocently without realizing that she should word this better.-I even learned Jujitsu and Kung Fu and won a World Tournament some months before the show. Isn't that amazing?-She made a ninja gesture with her hands.
Confessional #12 ends
-Ok guys, you actually need that all of you jump successfully if you 4 want to win.
-But aren't we 5?-Sayori, wearing a pink bikini asked.
-Sorry, I can't.-Garry was along with Rosa, Claude and Lee with a chicken hat.
Bass' successful jumps: 4/7
-Ahh, damn.-She pouted.-Well, Natt, Mai, Yuri, follow me.-She run just to jump.-WOOOOOOOOOOO!-The girl landed on the water and in the ring.-Hah!-She cheered herself. Her scream was so strong, it even made the guys cover their ears and once she landed even the sharks had to cover their ears even though they had no ears.
Bass' successful jumps: 5/8
-Hehehe… What a cheery girl, now… Ladies first Natt?-Mai asked, the girl was wearing a blue swimsuit that only revealed her arms and legs, she put her googles while jumping.
-Well, we have to jump anyways.-Natt run some seconds later and then jumped. Both of them fell inside of the correct water section.
Both of them showed themselves, on the water, cheering Yuri.
-Come on Yuri, you can do it.-Natt was motivating her.
-Yuri, come with me, the water is really good.-She said while giggling.
Bass' successful jumps: 7/10
.-Ok Yuri, everything depends of you, if you jump, your team gets the advantage, if not, they will hate you.-Chris said changing her expression from happy to sad.- And they will eliminate you, he snickered.-No pressure.
You could see how Olga, Ninja and Michael were cheering for her.
-Jump! Jump! Jump!
-Come on Yuri Sayaka, you can do it!
-Go Yuri Go.
-Ok, now I'm nervous.- Yuri said.
Confessional #13: Pasta
-The way I see it dude, is that this girl is gonna be turned into pasta once she hits the floor.-3V commented, she had a bruise mark because of the hit that she took
Confessional #13 ends
Confessional #14: A long talk
-I actually thought that if Yuri jumps, she is dead and her dad will have a loooong talk with Chris.-Ronald commented.
Confessional #14 ends
Finally you could see Yuri on her swimsuit, she was really scared, but there Rosa put a hand on her shoulder.
-Look, if you don't want to do this, it's ok. It's ok to feel afraid.-Rosa said and then Yuri sighed.
-Sorry Rossie, but I have to jump, wish me LUCK!-She screamed this last word because she just fell and Rosa just observed to see what happened.
-Yuri!-The girl shouted when she saw how Yuri was grabbing herself to the cliff with one hand, Ronald helped her to join again to the ground, she was really scared..
-Dude what are you doing?
-Talking with the kid, I'm the counselor.-Ronald said and then he looked at Yuri.- Look, if you don't want to do this, it's ok, you don't have to prove that you are better than someone else if that implies doing something that you don't like.-He said.
-Wow, Mr. Ronald, you are good with works.
-Girl, you know that something I hate as much as Luna is going to bowling with my cousin Nicolas and being called as Mister.
-Sorry, I'm gonna jump.-Yuri said.
-Good luck.- He walked along with Rosa.
-Thanks Ronald, you are good guy.
-Oh shut up t#####-He commented, but rather than feeling offended Rosa just laughed a little.
-Call me like that again and I'll refer you as Mr. Ronald.
-Ok I stop.-They continued talking when they just heard another scream, this time it was Yuri actually jumping.
-The madlass actually did it!
-YES!-Rosa said excited.
-She costed your team a win.
-Let me be happy Ronald.-Rosa commented.
-AHHHH!-Yuri shouted until she landed successfully in the water, some seconds later, she showed her thumbs up.
-The winners, the Killer Bass!-Chris said, something that made Ronald cheer along with Garry and Claude just showed a smile.
Rosa just swam as quick as she could, she was shivering like if she was a chihuahua but when she saw her team, she tried to recover her composture until she was hugged by Sayori.
-I knew you could do it gal! I knew it! YEAH!-The girl was screaming, making everyone again covering their ears. Yuri just pushed Sayori aside and then she giggled a little.
-WE CAN WIN THIS, CAN YOU HEAR ME GOPHERS! WE RULE!-She challenged the screaming Gophers while Virgil just put a hand on her mouth.
-Sorry, she is a stupid r#####.-He said.
After a few moments you could see the gophers, all of them wearing now normal clothes since Chris left them have 30 minutes to change themselves. All the bass were celebrating their win by carrying those crates with the carts, there were 6 carts, first of them with Natt and Ninja, second one with Virgil and Michael, third one with Olga and Sayori, fourth one with Luna and Mai, fifth one with Garry and Claude and finally the last one with Ronald and Yuri. All of them singing the following.
-99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.-The guys sing along with each other, some happily like Sayori and Mai, some trying to make an effort like Natt and Olga and well, Virgil who straight up didn't sing
Meanwhile, the Killer Bass had a bad time with those crates with only Franchesco being the one pulling an effort by carring one of those crates without too much problems.
-Yo, Sunny. How is that guy so strong?-3V asked to Sunny.
-He trained with my dad, Rocket Noir, you probably won't know him.-She said.
-Rocket Noir?-Asked Narcisso who looked surprised by that, like the real God of Martial Arts himself?
-How do you know about that?
-Well…Uh… Internet.-Narcisso said.
Confessional #15: Narc Anastacio
-Actually that's because I have an autograph from him, he went to my gym when I was young and he said that I had when I won my first match, he probably doesn't know me since I hid my own identity as the young and new kickboxer Narc Anastasio. Man, I think he knows me now after this.
Confessional #15 ends
-Ok I guess.-Sunny said, snickering. Franchesco just glared at Narcisso.
-Yo, Little N, Big F looking you bad.-He joked.
-Goddamnit Ezra.- Narcisso said.
Valerie, Bushido and Brian were trying to push the thing, key word, trying.
-Push!-Bushido said and the three tried to pull the thing with not too much good results.
-Push!-Valerie said. The thing didn't happen.
-PUSH!-Brian said and this time they moved the box.
-WOHOO! YES!-The three guys said before Brian punched the box and then the box disarmed itself, hitting the three guys at once.
-Ouch, triple kill by the crate.-Ezra joked.
-What happened?-Narcisso asked without watching the disaster.
-You wouldn't believe me.-He giggled.
Rosa on the other hand, she was pushing her crate along with Lee, both of them with their chicken hats.
-So… Why didn't you try to jump.-Asked the girl to Lee.
-Well, to be fair, I think I would have ended outside, you know…
-Oh, well, in my case, not a fan of water.
-You wanted to spend more time with Yuri, right?
-W-What? N-N…
-Chill girl, your secret's safe with me.
-Oh, thanks Lee.
-You're welcome Ross.
-Please don't call me like that she said.
-Sorry Rosa.
-Heh, it's ok.
-Look.-Monica pointed at the cabins where the bass were trying to open the crates with only their mouths.
-Let's go.-Said Dan and then the gophers arrived to the cabins too with all the stuff they got, Valerie, Brian and Bushido were the last ones because they were the ones who got their crate opened.
-Welcome guys for the last part of the challenge, where you are going to open the crate with your own teeth. Thank Brian that he accidentally opened one before this challenge, so that means you have one crate less to open.
-Oh fuck yeah.-Cheered 3V.
-You know that you have to open the stuff with your teeth, right?-Asked Lee.
-Yeah, well, we still have the stuff.
-Also, as a gift from us, you can stay with whatever is inside of it, obviously, if you open it.
-Ok, considering we have some tools here and what looks like a pool liner. I think we have a jacuzzi.
-How are you sure of that Brian?-Sunny asked.
-Well, I have made some before.-He said.
-Really?-Narcisso asked.- Well, we can start making them.
-Wait a second, not that I distrust you brother, but you should better stay away from us while doing this.- 3V joked.
-Oh, so you are saying I'm unlucky?
-Bruh, there's literally…
-Can I talk please?-Valerie said.-Uh ah… can you just do whatever you did in the beach with the other crates Brian?
-Oh, sure.-He then went to check that.
-Ok guys, we should start with this.
All the guys then proceeded to have a musical montage with all the process that they had and surprisingly both teams were trying to make the jacuzzis correctly and with no mistake, with Michael and Narcisso reading the instructions.
-Ok, hit this.-Monica hit Dan's nail along with his hand. His hand looked hurt but he was unfazed by that.-Monica…
-Sorry my Danny.
-It's ok.
-Just let's keep going.-He continued.
We had another montage about how the whole gopher's teams were passing buckets to each other while Ninja was running extremely fast with 4 buckets, she surprised some of the contestants because of how efficient was her alone.
-Let's go Ninja, WOOOOOOO!-Sayori shouted each time that she arrived, making everyone cover their ears, sometimes this even ruining the process.
-Move on guys, we have to get this over with.-Narcisso ordered while he passed his bucket to the rest.
-Aye aye captain.- Said Sunny.
On another montage, Virgil was just sleeping on the grass comfortable, just to have a bucket falling on his face, it was Michael who tossed the bucket on his face.
-OW, YOU STUPID F##
-Less whining, more working, you are going to look F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S on the pool.
-Like if I would share it with you f#####
-Oh, shut up and just help.-He said, just to see how Virgil was actually stealing water from the gophers and putting it on their jacuzzi, nobody was noticing it because of how busy they were.
-Huh, well, at least he's helping.- Michael said.
The teams were just chilling with the already made pools, just to realize that Wheeler and Chef came with some buckets covered in water balloons.
-Yo, Big F, what you doing?-Ezra asked.
-Chris is not here for another hour and you seem done, so why not playing with the balloons, time to play with the water balloons.-Franchesco tossed one to Olga.
-YOU MOTHERRR…-She picked one balloon and then it landed on Bushido's face.
-Ah.. I see.. you chose death.- Bushido then grabbed two balloons.- Take this.- Bushido threw some balloons to Luna and Yuri.
-AH WATER!-Yuri panicked.
-You asshole.- Luna grabbed another balloon and she tossed it to Sunny's face and a huge balloon fight started, someone grabbed a screwdriver, just to mess with one of the jacuzzis, screwing with the screws and when he got them, he just tossed them near of Brian, he tossed another balloon to Virgil.
-Oh fuck off you f##.-He tossed another one, but Virgil thought it was to Brian, when the balloon hit Brian, it made him slip with the screws on the ground, making him fall on his jacuzzi, breaking it.
-Nice one.- Claude just smiled, his plan worked.
-Hey not my fault that those r####### didn't know how to use a screwdriver.- After Virgil said that, Chris arrived.
Confessional #16: Bad Luck Brian
-Heh, that guy is just unlucky.-Claude just said, acting as if he didn't do anything wrong.
Confessional #16 ends
Chris decided to check both jacuzzis, realizing that one of them was completely destroyed while the other looked pretty well…
-Well, I think we have a winner here... The Killer Bass!-When he said that, the Killer Bass cheered.-Basses, you're safe from elimination and you get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer. Bonus! Ronald, you are included too.
-Yeah!-The man said, not caring that he had to share it with Luna.
-FUCK!- Virgil tossed his beanie to the floor.-I can't believe I costed them the win.-He stomped his beanie, he was mad… for winning? Claude just smiled when he saw that, he didn't like the guy and him screwing the gophers wasn't on his plans, but he didn't care a win was a win.
-Screaming Gophers, what can I say? Sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight.
-Suck it bitch.-Luna smirked at Luna and Ronald just smacked her on the back of her head.- Asshole!-She looked at him.
-Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the win Purpurine.
-Don't call me like that.
-We won! We all get to stay here for another three days! YE-She was about to scream, but Natt put a hand on her mouth.
-I know.-He smiled.
-WE MADE IT!-Ninja hugged the duo.
-Familia hoy se come.- Michael celebrated along with Olga.
-HAHA! WE MADE IT, WE MADE IT! WE ROCK.- Mai surprisingly kissed Luna while she was cheering by the win. This make Luna blush.-WOOOOO!
-W-What?-She just couldn't process the kiss.
-Oh shit, sorry.
-Nono, it's ok. She just went to the cabin.
-I think she is confused.-Garry commented.
-She didn't say no.-Mai smirked.
The only one who hated the victory was Virgil
-Can I get fucked by something that is not life itself?-He complained just to have Chef smiling at him.
-You know what it means. You, me, the lodge, 100 push-ups before your dinner.
-Oh fuck this n#####.-He said, Chef unlike other times, he didn't lose his smile, knowing that Virgil will have to stay for at least 3 days more, so that means more fun messing with the guy.
After a while, all the Gophers were in the main lodge, no Chef or other contestants there, only the 11 contestants who had exactly no idea about what they should do. Franchesco was just serving them sushi that he made.
-Man, this thing is good for being sushi.- Complimented 3V who had now her face bandaged.- How do you call it?
-I'll call it The Poseidon.-He said, making Bushido laugh a little.-He someone got the reference.
-I loved the King Arthur vs Poseidon fight.
-I'm more of a Zodiac Killer vs Hercules guy.
-Franchesco, stop with the Ragnarok's Record references.- Sunny said.-I'm still waiting for the anime.
-Sorry. (I hope I didn't spoiled her the King Arthur vs Poseidon ending with the Sushi)
-Ok, so… let's get the important stuff beginning. Who should we vote?-Asked Monica.
-Oh, forgot that. You know…
-Oh nope, nope, nope.-3V stopped her.- I'm not voting you girl, you and your herbs healed me quickly, I just need some 30 minutes more to remove this injury from my face.
-Should we vote for Lee then?-Asked Narcisso watching how the guy was eating like an animal.
-Little N…-Ezra poked him in the arm.
-Ow, ok, not him. Sorry, it's just, you know complicated, I'm a Prince, I don't like defeat.
-Speaking of defeat, I remember someone costing us the challenge.-Sunny glared at Brian.- Man, what did you do?
-H-hey, it was Virgil who pushed him with the balloon.-Commented Monica.- Besides Rosa and Lee were the cowards on this challenge and even Rosa just costed us that part because you know, Yuri. Although I don't understand why Brian slipped.
-Sorry.-Rosa said ashamed, I'd understand if you get me out.
-Maybe his bad luck? He pulled the titanic once he arrived to the island.-Lee gave his opinion about this.
-Oh… This is complicated.
-Life is complicated Valerie.-Bushido spoke.- I suggest everyone just votes for whoever you think did the worst, nothing personal of course, this was our first day, obviously, none of us would have really affective bonds and we don't have a Virgil to vote unanimously.-He argued.
-I have to agree with that.-Franchesco said.- Look, as someone who will not get out no matter what since well, counselor. I suggest you to take this easy, it's the first day. We lost this one, but we can win others.
-Yeah, well, see you everyone.-Dan got up as well as everyone else just left with only Franchesco and Sunny there.
-So… who are you going to vote? I can help to make you win.-He said.
-Nah, not my style. Don't want to reveal it to you, I want the espectators to keep it as a…
-OK SCRAWNY GUY, GIVE ME 100!-Sunny and Franchesco heard how Virgil started to make the 100 push-ups.- YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO DISRESPECT ME EVER AGAIN, GOT IT?!
-Fuck off.-He said while continuing doing the push-ups.
-You, girl, first, my daughter wants your autograph, second, move your butt to the elimination ceremony, Go! Go! Go!-Chef ordered to Sunny, something that she obeyed and made her go to the bonfire. Franchesco just sighed.-You guy, go to the ceremony, you have to drive the loser to the place where they will be staying.
-Oh, ok.-Franchesco left too.
In the elimination ceremony, there were 11 logs, the ones on the back row were Sunny, Narcisso, Rosa, Lee, Valerie and Brian and the second row were Brian, Monica who was hugging Dan, Bushido, Ezra and Lee. Chris was there with a plate of marshmellows along with Chef. Franchesco was on the boat of losers just reading a Parry Hotter book.
-Screaming Gophers, at camp marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp marshmallows represent life.-Chris Mclean showed a marshmallow. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the dock of shame to catch the boat of losers. That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back... Ever. The first marshmallow goes to... Valerie and… Ezra.
-Uh? Me?-Valerie just walked to get her marshmallow.
-Bruh, that's cool.-He picked a stick and then picked his marshmallow with it, Valerie and Ezra put it on the fire, but Valerie's stick got burned along with the marshmallow, almost burning her hand.-Watch out.
-Bushido.-When Chris said that, Bushido picked his Katana and took his marshmallow with it.- Showing off already? Like that dude.-Danny boy, Monica, take your marshmallows, you earned it.
-Yeah!-She got up and then she picked hers and Dan's.- We can share it.-Said Monica who got reunited with Dan again.
-Uh… No thanks.
-3V, take your marshmallow. It would be handy for you.-He joked about her lack of arms.
-Ouch Chris, making fun of my condition. That was fun.-She said while eating her marshmallow.
-Thanks, Sunny, Narcisso, Rosa, Lee, Brian, all of you got 2 votes or more, so let's see who got 3.-He said just to toss some marshmallows to Sunny and Narc. But you two are safe guys.- He said giving the marshmellows to both Noir and Prince.
Natt who was watching the ceremony just sighed and came back with his team, Yuri was the only one with him because she was expecting someone else.
-Good luck with Rosa.-Natt said before leaving
-Thanks.-And then she heard how Rosa's name was mentioned, something that made her get excited, being noticed by everyone, she was ashamed and came back with her team to celebrate, Rosa just blushed and Chris and Ezra were snickering when Rosa picked her marshmallow.- Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening. Lee, Brian, who will survive this ceremony… Well, the last marshmallow is for
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-Lee.- He tossed the little candy to the hobo, something that he ate cheerfully. Brian, your journey in this island ends here.
-Sorry Bryan, nothing personal.-Sunny said.
-It's ok, I voted for you. We still friends?
-Yeah, sure.-She smiled.
-Brian, pick your stuff, Franchesco will wait for you in the dock.
-Ok.
Confessional #17: Brian's last confessional
-Well, it was a good time, I don't have too much to say, I made some friends, wish I lasted more, but well, luck wasn't on my side.
Confessional #17 ends
Brian was picking his stuff when Bushido and Valerie arrived.
-I hope you two can win.- Brian said hugging both Val and Bushido.
-Yeah, I know that we are underdogs but we can do it, right Val?-Bushido asked to Valerie.
-Y-Yeah.-She said.-W-We can make it.
-Thanks guys.-Some minutes, Brian walked to the dock of shame, Franchesco was waiting for him and then he sighed.
-Ready to go kid? Remember, once we leave, you will not come, or maybe yes, not sure how this works.- Franchesco commented.
-I'm sure of that, let's go Wheeler.
-Ok.- Franchesco and Brian entered in the boat of losers, just to realize that it didn't have fuel.
-Goddamnit… FUCK!-Wheeler shouted.
Meanwhile with the Basses, Natt was in the jacuzzi along with Ninja and Sayori. The 3 of them were drinking Duff Cola, while Michael was taking himself some selfies on some beach chairs that they got as part of the prize.
-Man, this is the life.- He said while drinking some soda.- We got the pool, some good food, sushi, soda, man, I wish we celebrated it during the day, but man, this is life.-He took some selphies for himself.- Man, Carlos would love that.
-I don't care.-Virgil said, he was just drinking a soda.- I'm glad that this shit is over.
-Come on Virgilio, maybe people won't hate you that much since you got us the win.
-Fuck off f##
-Boy, you have a long way to go.
-Go Basses! Go Basses! Go Basses!-Yuri, Garry and Luna just sang that. Just then having Olga and Mai surviving.
-Ladies, gentlemen. This is just the beginning of our story.- Ronald just lifted a six-pack of beer, to drink all of it at once.-God, I didn't have such a good day in years.-Ronald said.
Claude just arrived, nobody knew where he came from, but he just smiled.
-Heh, it's party time.-He said.
Screaming Gophers vs Killer Bass. Challenge 1
Winners: Killer Bass (SG 0-1- KB)
Screaming Gophers remaining: 10
21 contestants remaining.
Next time on Total Drama Island.
-Alright campers. It's time for... The Awake-a-thon!-Chris said.
Narcisso just arrived with an electric guitar to the amphitheater, Ezra was just there. He smiled to see Narcisso, he didn't have good looks, they had spent a lot of time awaken.
-Yo Little N, wanna rock?
-Ugh, just teach me how to teach the guitar, I liked that song you used to keep us awake last night.
-You are gonna take it? Oh man, that thing is from my band Twinsted Sister. There's this man Rock, Spud, my brother Beardo, that twin Samantha who is one of my brother Beardo's friend. Yo, you should visit us in Toronto, you will love this guy Topher, he is a rich guy like you.
-Just teach me how to play the damn guitar man.
-Alright homie, calm down, you wanna impress that Sunshine girl, am I right Narc Anastacio?
-What, no! Besides, how do you know about that?
-Samantha's sister is part of a fighting underground organization, I think you met her.
-Look, I need to be awake and having some noise to annoy us could be great considering Sayori is not in our team
-Ok Romeo, let's start.- Ezra prepared his guitar and Narcisso did the same.- One, dos, thresh!-They two were about to start until the trailer stopped.
Alright campers, next chapter is "The Big Sleep" So get ready for it dudes.-Chris said that.
And then the episode ended with the TV being turned off, showing this time a black guy with a comically weird beard along with a blonde girl.
-Man, I was expecting my boy Ez giving music class to that man.-Beardo said and he looked at the girl.- Yo, Sammy, are you going to see Jas and Shawn today?
-The will be busy Beardo.- She was playing with her guitar.
-Wanna watch The Big Sleep later.
-Let's wait for our family, I want to see how bad Narc plays.-She joked.
-Uhhh, how cruel, reminds me when you left your old family.
-Let's not talk about that Beardo.-Sammy said.
-Alrigh Homie, gonna go for some popcorn, you comin'?
-Yeah.-And said that, Sammy followed Beardo to the kitchen.
Canon Extra-Underdog Purge.
After Brian was eliminated and having heard Bushido and Valerie talk about how well they can do. Claude was going to his cabin when he was noticed.
-Hey Claude-Chris walked to be near to Claude.-Man, dude, that was amazing, how you managed to keep the asshole in the game why getting rid of Brian, now serious question, no worries man, the cams will not record you, I'm just curious. Why Brian? You could have gone for someone like Sunny or even screwed the Ninja girl or someone from your team.
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-Come on man, I just wanna know.
Claude just sighed.
-Meet me at the bonfire.-He said. Something that Chris did and the two guys were in the bonfire, sitting in the logs where Sunny and Narcisso sat in their elimination ceremony.
-So… Why Brian?
-The thing is Chris… I know that you could get an underdog with Lee, Bushido, Valerie and even Garry. So I'm not dumb, I know that if one of them makes it that far, people will like them enough and want them to win and maybe the producers change the result just for them… I'm trying to be the underdog.-He commented.- Normally I would go for Virgil and Dan too, but Virgil just ruined himself and well, Monica will eventually screw Dan either intentionally or unintentionally.
-And how you are going to do that Claude?
-Well… I have to eliminate the competition, I guess.- He got up.-If I get rid of the fooder, that means I'm the underdog, since I'm not "special" like the rest, you got it.
-I see.-Chris got up.- Well Claude, good luck with that. Enjoy your celebration with your team.
-Yeah, thanks man.-He noticed how Chris left and Claude just walked towards his team
Canon Extra-Playa de Losers.
After Brian was eliminated. He and Franchesco were in the boat, driving to see how was the supposed place that Brian would arrive. And then when they noticed, there was a huge sign that said. "Welcome Brian" along.
-Wow man, you got the lottery.- Franchesco said.
-Hey, finally my bad luck let me have a break.
-You are gonna jinx it.
-Oh man, just give me a break.-Brian just tossed one of his package, accidentally hitting someone in the face.-Oh shit sorry.
-Told you. I have to return so…
-Yeah, no worries.-Brian said, and with this Franchesco left, with him trying getting the man he hit up and then walking away in search of his room
Canon Extra(Outside main story)-The Boss' right hand and the boss' daughter
2011-Pakistan
Ronald was sitting on some rubble, there were at least 30 bodies near to him, his clothes were different, dude was just watching a body that was near to him, he was used to taking people's lives and considering how things were looking, he was in Pakistan. Ronald was just wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt, his hair looked like if he was in the 80s and he was wearing blue jeans and tennis, all of his clothes showered in blood. Something good for Miami but not for Pakistan
-Ronald, what happened?-A bald Russian man arrived.
-It was this motherfucker…-Ronald said.-Marvin, that stupid f##### sold us and Jay almost got me killed.
-But where's Jay?
-Buried under this shit Romanov.-Ronald said that and got up, the other guy walked to be near of Ronald.-The other f## escaped, I don't have an idea where Marvin left. But hey, got the biggest terrorist on modern history dead. That's something-He said.
-Let's not worry about Marvin, just… we should get out of here man.-He mentioned that walking along with Ronald.-I told my daughter I'm gonna visit her for her birthday. She is going to be 8 this year.
-Dad of the year.- Ronald joked.
-Hey, I might be a criminal lunatic, but not a criminal lunatic that is a bad dad.-He said.- But one favor Ronald, my little girl Yuri is getting older you know… I know you will leave soon from our mafia, but take care of her in case something happens to me, she already lost her mom, if she loses me, I want her having you.
-I'll do that Romanov.-Ronald said.-I'll take care of your daughter, she'll be fine.-And the two left, without knowing that a hand just left from the rubble.
The Screaming Gopher's votes.
3V
-Yo! My vote is for Brian, dude just screwed us.
Ezra
-Sorry Little B. I mean, Brian, you costed us the thing, even if Virgil got you, you fell on it.
Narcisso
-Lee, he is poor, dirty and probably lives in the trash, I feel bad for the guy, but I just don't like him
Rosa
-Honestly… I vote for Lee, it would be hypocrite from my part but it's either him or me
Bushido
-Brian and Valerie are good friends of mine, so I decided to vote for Narcisso considering bad he was acting towards Lee, someone that I consider a good guy to spend experience with.
Valerie
-I would really want to vote for myself, but the voting made that illegal, so I had to pick Rosa, sorry, but you refused to jump, sorry.
Daniel
-Sorry Rosa, you made us push the crates, even if you did it for good reasons, I didn't like it.
Brian
-Sorry Sunny, sorry, reminded us about my accident., oh jeez, I think I'm done.
Lee
-Man, Narcisso is really getting on my nerves, I want to show him some respect, if he is going to act like that during the season, he is not going to last.
Monica
-Sunny, I know you didn't do anything wrong, but you are pretty enough to be on my Danny's eyes, so unless you have another boyfriend, I need you out of my Danny's sight.
Sunny
-Brian, nothing personal.
Well ladies and gentlemen, thanks for reading this chapter, I know, I was fast lol, but well, I have an script of the chapter so it helps me to continue.
First of all
Grape Escape: What I see? A Speedster, thanks for being the first person reviewing the fic, I hope you like the whole run lol
PrincessGumballWatterson77: LOL, I'm glad someone got the references from Ronald and Claude, Ronald's design is actually based on Niko while he having a similar name than Roman and well, Claude is based on Claude from GTA 3 and in Red from pokemon lol.
lordgemini: You were some minutes before I posted this, but I checked it, I'm glad you liked most of the cast. About Rosa and Mai, give the girls some time, Rosa is probably one of my future potential contestants for SYOCs so I want to experiment with her here and well, Mai and Narcisso on different teams just let me have the chance to make her differently, I was planning to make her and Narc on same teams, but swapped that at last minute lol.
Well see ya.