The island was shown again as the beginning of the chapter, this time the view was from outside of it.
- Last time on Total Drama Island... We made the contestants face their traumas. Some of them did it great.- You could see how Dan was kissing Alexis and how Natt was alone on the forest.- While others well…- Chris had a disappointed face looking at how Claude, Michael, 3V and Rosa failed.- Other ones really did their best but they were just facing something impossible to surpass.- Then you saw how Bushido tried to beat King just to be beaten.- At the end of the day our best contestant and honestly my favorite one to win, Sunny left because of Claude managing to get her out of the game with his tackle.- The next moment shown was Claude tackling Sunny making her leave.- Now our creepy boy Natt is there trying to get revenge. Will he get it? Find out next on…
Total.
Drama.
Island!
Intro starts.
Once the intro started, there were different cameras, one of them pushing off the bird , and then the camera started to get close to the island just to walk to the cliff and then fall from it, pushing a person with it, apparently the camera was a bird got attached to it. After that, it was shown that the person pushed to the bird was Brian.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind.
There was a boat with Ronald fishing until he pulled Brian out of the water, he was with his protegee Luna who as the spoiled brat that she is, she was laughing at Ronald until he kicked her to the water again while dropping the rod with Brian on it. Just to realize that a fish just showed itself, leaving him frustrated while the fish was took by the eagle. When that happened, Ronald just shot the eagle once but apparently he got it.
And with that, the bird who was shot dead along with the fish fell on top of Valerie who was scared of it, the closest person there was Lee who just shrugged and then took the fish and the eagle to eat them later. Near to them, Virgil was laughing of Valerie with Michael just sighing disappointed of the guys' behavior.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
3V was just chilling on a boat when Franchesco realized that she was about to fall from a waterfall, so he entered to the river just to pull her out of there, she blushed with that and then you could see Ninja and Bushido having a sword duel until the boat fall over the tree they were in, breaking it and although the girl escaped, the guy didn't.
In the confessional near to the cabins, Natt was talking about different moments of his life and once he left, he didn't notice that Claude was there, making notes of what he said and then keeping those things in his jacket.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won.
Meanwhile in the dining room, Chef was cooking some food until he accidentally got himself a cut in the hand, Rosa checked what happened to him, just to have her healing his hand, as a reward of this, she got a bag of chips.
While she was leaving, you could see not only Lee putting some salt to his food but also how Narcisso was having some food prepared along with Mai and Ezra who was near to him, just tried to give him a bro fist, something that he didn't accept, getting a disappointed sigh from his maid.
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!
In the beach, Olga was just making push ups while she had Sayori on her back eating some sushi, Yuri, who was next to the girls, was impressed by how Olga was practically making push ups with one hand and with one girl on top of her
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Sunny just joined to the dock because they specifically called her to sing this part, her only job was just to sing, until, she just dropped her microphone to the air, but when it fell, it hit on someone's else head, who was this guy? Oh yeah, Garry.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Finally, the intro ended with Monica trying to kiss Dan, but because of his fear of women, he ended escaping, making the girl sad while Chris just gave her slow pats in the head, pretending as if he care, just then winking at the camera, because this way he could get publicity.
After the intro ended. 2 people who appeared to leave from an helicopter were shown, one of them looking like a medic and the other one with a build similar to Olga, you could think he is a male version of her, with the difference that this man had a bucket on his head, covering it and that his skin was more brownish
-Remember. Just kill Yuri Romanov.- The medic guy passed a photo to the bucket guy.- And remember. The Serbian Genocide is here, so we must kill Yuri quickly Buckethead, got it?
-Yessir.
-Don't tell this to anybody.
-Ok! Buckethead will be secretroso about this.
Confessional #?- Don't tell this to anybody
-Buckethead was told by Doc that we shouldn't tell anybody that we are going to kill Yuri Romanov. The Purple H gave us that order. We are going to kill someone!-Buckethead said this excited. We are part of a group of 9 Mercenaries, and we are all told to kill Yuri Romanov. I'm excited!
(Production: Should I tell Lotta, Chris or someone about this? Nah, those 2 look like they are going to fail anywys)
Confessional #? ends.
After a while, Buckethead and Doc arrived to the cabins where Claude was just listening to music when he heard the noises on the girls' side. So he decided to check what was going on. Just to notice how Doc and Buckethead were there spying Yuri's diary. Virgil was also there, not caring about what was happening. He was just reading Mai's diary.
-Heh, the maid thot has some kinks.- Virgil commented when he realized that Claude was there.- What the fuck do you want?
-Who are those 2?- Claude asked to Virgil, not caring that the Chinese guy was reading Mai's diary.
-I don't know, just 2 f######.- He said, commenting to Doc and Buckethead, making the first one feel offended.
-Dude, just as 2 people who are homosexual. We feel kinda offended.
-Yeah, we only came here to kill Yuri Romanov, not to be insulted.- Buckethead's answer made Claude and Virgil be speechless while Doc. just facepalmed himself.
-What?
Meanwhile. Chris was in the beach along with the other contestants. Claude was the only one that was absent because of him winning the challenge for his team last time. Everyone were looking at some boats that were next to them.
-Welcome campers. 21 days have happened since we met for the first time. And I feel like if we have been spending so much time together. Awww.-Chris acted like if he cared about the contestants but most of them noticed the sarcasm.
-So… What are we going to do now?-Asked 3V.
-Bass, Gophers, today's challenge is a true summer camp experience. A canoe trip. You'll be paddling your canoes across the lake...-After that he tried to sound scary to scare the guys.- To Boney Island! When you get there, you must portage your canoes to the other side of the island, which is about a two-hour hike through treacherous, dense jungle.
-Pour what?-Ninja asked.
-Portage.
-I don't get it.-When Ninja said this. Everyone except Natt and Sayori facepalmed.
-He means walking with your canoe.-Sayori explained.
-Thanks Sayori.- Chris said.
-And after that what?- Yuri asked, she had an irritated mood, showing that Romanov was the one in charge.
-When you arrive at the other end of the island, you'll build a rescue fire that will be judged by Chef. The first team to paddle home and return their canoes to the beach is the winner of invincibility! Move, campers, move! Oh, wait! One more thing I should mention. Legend has it, if you take anything off the island, you'll be cursed forever!-He tried to scare the cast and even Franchesco showed a thunder sound effect that were actually an adult movie actress moaning, making everyone laugh.
-Puta madre, gemidos.-Michael joked.
-Dude!-Chris looked at Franny.
-Oh shit.- He then passed the next sound effect that it was actually thunder.
-Nice.- 3V said.- A cursed island! Whoo!
-Ronald. You will go with the basses to make fair numbers since Claude is skipping. Now, get in your canoes and let's have some fun!
-Yes!-Ezra said, taking Narcisso by the hand, surprising him.-Now you homie. We have to talk.
-And what about Franchesco?-3V asked.
-He will stay with me.-Chris said, noticing 3V's pout.- Jealous?
-Nope.- She said, taking Rosa and walking to the canoes.
Confessional #84- Jealous?
-Jealous? Me?!-3V said angry and then she sighed.-He is the only guy who probably talks to me without any kind of disgust… or cringe. I mean, the rest of them take their distance indirectly with me, you know… semi-racist armless toasted cyclops.-3V was describing herself.- Shit, I really have self-esteem issues.
Confessional #84 ends.
Natt was confused about if he should ask to Ninja to join him until he saw how Sayori picked her and that Luna picked Mai and Yuri went with Ronald. He looked at Michael, who cheerly invited him to join to the same canoe as him.
-(Well… it wouldn't be bad to know more about him.)-Natt thought for himself.- (At least Claude is not with him, I wonder how is him.)
You could see how Claude and Virgil were running from Buckethead. Both guys were scared as hell, running towards the main lodge and while Virgil pushed Claude leaving him with the 2 guys while he escaped to the forest. Claude just grabbed a pan, hitting Doc's face and making him lose some teeth.
-Ouch.- The Egyptian cringed by the hit he gave to the man.
-That's it, you die now.-The man pulled a gun in front of Claude.
Again with the contestants. Mclean and Franchesco looked at how all of them were leaving. Most of them with people they know, with the exception of Bushido and Lee, Natt and Michael and 3V and Rosa, everyone were with someone they are already. Franchesco was actually focusing his attention to 3V and Natt. The cameras weren't watching at them. The cameras that are actually drones were focusing to the contestants.
-So… You like her?
-What?
-Veronica, 3V. That girl.-Chris teased the big guy.- Come on, I'm just some years older than you and she and you are almost the same age. Just 3 years of difference, 18 and 21, you can talk to me from amigo to amigo.
-Man, fuck off. You know I can't intervene with a contestant, that would be...
-Nah, it's ok.- Chris said.- You know, I have been helping Claude to get ratings. Sorry about Sunny.
-You dick. I can't be mad though. Sunny herself said that a win is a win. No matter if it's a goddamn mother…
BANG!
-What the fuck?!
-Dude! What?!-Chris and Franchesco looked at the camp, running towards it. Leaving the contestants do the challenge since Chef would be the one taking charge of it. In other words. Chris, Franny, Virgil and Claude being the "only ones" in Camp Wawanakwa.
Meanwhile Yuri looked really stressed about all of this situation regarding her glasses. Ronald had an idea of why, they were looking at each other like if a really situation just happened.
-So… You lost your glasses and now you both are stuck, right?-Asked the criminal.
-Yeah.-Sayaka said, just to have "R" speaking next.-And Chris told me he lost the glasses, I'm gonna rip his balls.-A few seconds after "R" said that, she felt a headache.- Ugh shut up. Sayaka.
-What did Sayaka say?-Ronald asked, not knowing what Sayaka told to Romanov.
-She is just worried about that Rosa girl. Why is she so important to Yuri?
-Well… She is the only one who knows' Yuri secret.
-She did what?!-The girl had a huge headache, Sayaka took the control.
-You won't do anything bad to my crush!-Sayaka shouted realizing what she said and covering her mouth, making Rosa look at her blushing by that comment.-Ok, ok… I won't.- Romanov murmured.
-Man, I really need to find some glasses for you girls.-Ronald complained.-3V's laughs couldn't be hidden from that, making the giant girl hide in shame.
Confessional #85- Excited for this.
However in the confessional, Rosa was really excited by this. Although Yuri mentioned it in front of everyone.
Confessional #85 ends.
With Luna and Mai, they were rowing alone, just looking at each other, both of them were really nervous, honestly, it was the first time of Luna having a girlfriend and this was the closest thing that she could have for a date.
-So… What do you do besides… You know…
-Taking care of Master Narc. I usually spent my time reading.-Mai said this talking about her hobbies.
-Really? What kind of books?
-Parry Hotter.
-I loved that saga! Favorite movie?
-I'm a book girl.
-I think I'm in love.- Luna giggled making both girls blush.
Confessional #86- Perfect
-She is perfect.- Mai said excited.
Confessional #86 ends.
The next couple shown were Sayori and Ninja, both girls were looking at Natt talking with Michael. Both girls were looking at him until he looked at Ninja, smiling. Sayori looked excited about this while Ninja was confused.
-What is going on?-Ninja asked to Sayori.
-I think you like him.-She commented, making Ninja not understand what was actually going on.
-Like him?
-Yes. You know. When a boy likes a girl and…
-Stop! I'm not ready to do something like that.
-Eh?-Sayori needed 3 seconds to realize what was Ninja saying and she laughed.- Oh girl, you have no idea, right?
-Idea of what?-After that Sayori facepalmed herself.
-Tell me, you feel something for Natt?
-I? Uh… Kinda feeling weird on the stomach.
-Butterflies!-Sayori smiled at her.
-Butterflies? But I haven't eaten them.-Ninja said.
Confessional #87- This dumbass
Sayori just facepalmed herself.
Confessional #87 ends.
-What do you think of him?-She asked her.
-Him? He is cute, nice, gentle. I don't know if he has a… Oh.- Ninja just had a vision of what Sayori was meaning.
-So…?
-I think I kinda have something for him, the butterflies.
-You like him!-She told that to Ninja, making her blush again.
-I like Natt… But how do I tell him that?
-Well, just tell him.- She said.
-Ok, Natt I…!-Ninja was about to say something before she fell to the water because of the sudden movement. Natt looked concerned at her while Michael was just giggling.
-Life has many doors Natty boi.- Michael elbowed him.
-What are you saying?
-Ninja likes you.
-She what?-Natt was surprised by this affirmation from Michael.- Are you sure? Usually I have to beat up whoever is trying to flirt Sunny. So should Sunny beat her?-Natt told Michael that making him snicker a little because of Natt lack's of understanding of social interactions.
-No Natt, my amigo. What I mean is that there's a chance that there are feelings between her and you. Do you like her?
-Me?-Natt felt confused although you could notice a little blush.-A little, kinda.
-So why are you not telling her that?
-I thought girls do that. Sunny usually did that when her babysitter was on home. She was always trying to flirt with him. Commenting that she wanted to date him and that stuff.
-Natt. You need help from an expert in romance.
-But I thought you are gay.
-And I am, but I have dated many boys, so I know how this work. Let me help you.
-Ok, I guess.-Natt accepted the helped kinda weirded because of Michael of all people being the one helping. To be fair, it's him or Claude and Claude provoked his sister's elimination.
Confessional #88- Lack of romance
-Honestly, I'm going to be sincere. I never had a girlfriend or something like that or had someone who told me how a relationship works since everyone with the exception of my family usually avoiding me. Thing is that… I just have no idea of this, but now that Michael told me about my situation with Ninja. I should trust him for help. I mean, it's either him or Yuri, but Yuri seems off right now.- Natt explained his situation.- Man, I think I should talk with Franchesco about this, he is the only one that experienced a real romance. I wonder how is him,
Confessional #88 ends.
Natt's answer was indirectly solved when behind the cameras. Franchesco and Chris arrived to a really scared Claude who lost his cap.
-Holy fuck.- The guy panted really scared.- Chris! There's someone who wants to…-Claude was about to get interrupted by a punch coming from Buckethead until his hand was stopped by Franchesco's hand who caught him.
-Ah, I see… You guys also have a Buckethead.- Buckethead refereed to Franchesco, something that confused him.
-Excuse my boyfriend.- Doc spoke.- We just want some information about one of your contestants…
-Chris, those guys wanted to kill me!.-Claude said panicked.
-Alright Claude.- Chris put Claude behind of him.-Sorry dude, we are not allowed to expose our contestants.
-Oh, sure?-Doc just pulled his gun, pointing at him.
-Claude.-Chris told this to Claude.
-What?-He said kinda scared and confused.
-Prepare your legs.
-What are you mea…-Doc was interrupted to see how Chris and Claude escaped. Leaving him, Buckethead and Franchesco alone.-Shit! Buckethead, get rid of the big guy!- Doc started to chase Chris and Claude.
-Ok Doc!-Buckethead looked at Franchesco.- Buckethead is going to kill you ah… Big guy! Buckethead Kick!-And the big guy just gave Franchesco a strong side kick which was blocked by Franny, although it left him with a bruise on both of his arms since the kick was strong enough.
-Pff Easy.- The counselor thought for himself while preparing himself in a fight position just to watch how Bucket head charged at a really fast speed, tackling him so hard, it pushed him back some meters.
-Buckethead will have fun with you.- The man laughed while he looked how Franchesco cringed from the pain while spitting some blood.-That is my Buckethead Charge, what I do is just to crouch and cha…-The man couldn't finish since he was kicked really hard on the face by Franchesco.
-(At least he is an idiot. What kind of imbecile spends his time explaining that their attack does? Just attack damnit.)-The big guy continued punching Buckethead's bucket face.
Meanwhile with the contestants. They arrived to the island. Ronald just waited on a seat that had his name on it. All the contestants left their canoes to put them on their heads. It seems that they will go to the journey although Ronald is just bored and sitting.
-Ronald?- Yuri asked.
-This is as far as I can do, can't help you with the boat thing.-He commented, reading the adult magazine that Ninja gave to Natt some days ago making both Ninja and Natt get ashamed of that moment.-Besides, Gretta is strong enough to carry one of them on their own.- He said.
-Who's Gretta?-Natt asked.- I mean, it's a cute name but I didn't know there was a Gretta here.
-M-m-me.- Ninja raised her hand kinda ashamed of her name.
Confessional #89- Cute.
-Am I cute?-Ninja asked to herself.-Showing her scar inside of her scarf.- I don't think so. But Natt-kun thinks I'm cute!-She was really excited for the compliment.
Confessional #89 ends.
While both teams started to carry their canoes, some of them were actually competent enough to take their canoes on their own, like Rosa and Ninja. Meanwhile, others like Dan, Monica and Lee were taking their canoe as a trio.
-I can't believe this is heavy.- Lee commented.
-I thought the same.- Monica replied.
-Let's move.- Dan said.-Try to not lose the rhythm or stay behind.- He said while walking with both Monica an Lee.
-Yo, this is gonna be cool Little N.
-Ugh, I don't like the environment here… Too creepy.-Narcisso joked.
-Come on Little N.-Ezra said while walking along with Narcisso.- By the way, can I talk with you about something.
-Ugh, what?- The rich guy asked.
-It's about your family.
-Oh.
-I know that your family is not exactly goody goody two shoes, I saw how your brother was wanking himself and that you don't like to talk about this Edna girl. What happened?
-Don't care about that.
-No, I care, you are my homie.
-Ugh. I'll tell you after the challe..
-No, Narcisso, I need to know now.- For the first time he called Narcisso as Narcisso.-I know you man had an issue in the past. But I really want to.
-Shut up! Please?!-This answer surprised Ezra.- Look. I don't want to talk about my family! Is something I would like to forget about those fucking abusers! Hell, they don't even consider me as family anymore! Ok?!-He said this in a really rude way, just to realize how he spoke, some contestants were caught out of guard by his attitude change.-Sorry…
-It's ok. Narcisso.- Ezra called him as Narcisso.- Look, I have an adoptive sister that suffered something similar to you. Her name is Samantha Remember that cheerleader in the dodgeball challenge.
-The hot one with the guy with stupid hair?
-Nono, that's her sister. Thing is, Sammy had complicated family issues like you. I just want to be here for you homie.
Narc just smiled.
-Thanks Ezra.
Confessional #90- A good friend.
-I'm glad at least Ezra is a good friend I can count with.- Narcisso talked about him.
Confessional #90 ends.
While Narcisso and Ezra were walking, they realized that they stopped moving. Ezra looked his legs, they were under quicksand and that they were starting to sink.
-Shit.-Those were Narcisso's words and then Monica and Lee arrived.
-Wait, Narcisso, Ezra, I'll…-Lee tried to help them.
-Lee, don't.- Monica saw how Lee got himself introduced in the quicksand. Making herself facepalm.
-WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!-Narcisso shouted, making Monica just walk and grab a long stick.
-Danny. Can you help me?-She asked him.
-Oh, yeah.-Said answer make Mon smile.
Confessional #91- Experienced
-You know. When I was in my home. I was forced to 2 things, study at least 10 hours per day or play the piano 10 hours per day. The rest of those hours were watching romance movies to know how to have a perfect relationship. So I am kinda smart enough to know how you can get someone out of the quicksand. Also, I was prepared to have a camp romance.-She poked the tip of her fingers.
Confessional #91 ends.
Some seconds later, you can see how Lee, Narcisso and Ezra were out of the quicksand. You can see that they were kinda panicked by the quicksand. But Narcisso was specially panicked because of how his suit ended.
-Oh come on Narc, it's just water with sand. You'll live.
-But my sui…
-Narc!-Monica grabbed him by the neck of his shirt and slapped him 3 times, making him react.
-Ok, I'm fi…-He was slapped a fourth time.-Ow.
-Sorry.
.-Let's move guys.- Dan started to carry the canoe and then Lee and Monica helped him to take the canoe.
-Man, I must really look like an idiot.
-Yeah, but at least you are Sunny's idiot.-Narcisso punched Ezra in the face, making him fall in the quicksand again.
Now, the scene was showing how Yuri who was walking along with Michael was looked really off. Like if something was about to happen.
-Yuri, todo bien chavala?
-Yeah, It's just. Ugh.- Sayaka and Romanov were trying to take control. She and Michael had to put the canoe down.
-You have been acting weird as if you were 2 people. Like, you know, acting one way and or in other or when you…-Michael was interrupted by Yuri who grabbed him by the shirt.
-You continue and I'm going to rip your balls. Got it?-Romanov spoke, but Michael just snickered.
-Si, como me lo imaginaba. Rosa se gano una oferta.- He joked, making reference that Rosa got 2 girls instead of one.- Now, be honest, do you casually have DID or something like that?-Michael asked.
-What?! No!-Romanov replied.- Like If I was the same than "R"?-She said making herself sound like if she was Sayaka.
-Ok, ok. You have no DID, I can get the vibe. You don't have any kind of trigger that makes you change suddenly?
-…
-Yuri, comadre.
-Agh, callate maldito ma…
-Oh, por favor, ni siquiera termines esa frase que ese tipo de idioteces solo las dice un imbecil mononeuronal como Virgilio.- Michael gave Yuri a little chop on her head to annoy her.-Ok so what about Yuri 1 and Yuri 2?
-The fuck are you talking about?
-Or well… Do you have a better name for both of you since you can't reveal both names?
-Just go with Yuri 1 and Yuri 2.- Sayaka/Yuri 1 took control. She looked like if she was having a huge migraine.
-Joder, have you talked about this with Rosa? Maybe she can help.
-I don't want… no wait.-Romanov tried to suddenly the charge when Sayaka was about to say that she will tell her that, but Sayaka managed to stay in charge.- I'm going to talk with her later.- The girl felt a huge headache, sitting on a rock.
-Are you ok?-Michael sat next to her.
-Yes. It's just that… Please don't tell this to anybody.
-I would, but we are on air, everyone will know it anyways.- Michael remarked the camera that was in front on him.
-Oh, just let me tell you.- Sayaka started to whisper to Michael.- Truth is that what you know as Yuri is actually 2 people inside of her, like 2 souls inside of one person.- She made sure nobody else could hear her.- Our names are Yuri Romanov and Yuri Sayaka, we are 2 persons born in the same body and we can switch as much as we can, please don't tell this to anybody. I'm going to tell this to Rosa, but please keep the secret for everyone else.
-Your secret is safe with me amiga.- Michael commented.
Confessional #92- Trust.
-I think I can trust him.- Yuri smiled.
Confessional #92 ends.
After a while, the teams arrived to the end of said 2-hour journey. In the azure sky, you can see how Chef was with Ronald in the bonfire and the contestants just put their canoes on the floor.
-So remind us. What are we supposed to do Big R?-Ezra asked to Ronald.
-You have to prepare a fire. Chef will judge you in an hour, so you better don't fuck this one.
-Oh well…-Ezra just pulled a lighter out of his pocket, just to have his wrist grabbed by Ronald and being broken due to Ronald's strenght.
-AGH! MOTHER...-Ezra complained about the pain while Narcisso was checking it.
-No cheating.
-Ok, Ok! Agh.- Ezra just sat since he couldn't do too much.-N#### what the fuck?!
-In this circumstance, you have to learn to make a fire with what you have on nature, in case you get lost on an environment like this, you have to learn to survive. From hunting, to fishing, to make a fire. You have to learn to survive without help of man-made shit..- Ronald commented, leaving Chef surprised.
-Question, were you lost in an island or ended in a war?-Chef asked
-Caught in a Death Game.- Ronald spoke showing a "H" tatoo that he had in the tongue and from how Chef looked, he believed him
-Again with that joke, ugh.- Luna trash talked while helping Mai to prepare the bonfire.
-Stupid bitch.- Ronald complained
While Chef and Ronald were watching the contestants and how they made the bonfire. Chris and Claude were having a really bad time. Chris already had part of his shirt damaged because of one of the bullets hitting on one of his arms. Claude on the other hand was really scared, they both were actually. Both guys were in the sports zone where the guys played soccer before the camping episode.
-I guess now that you are scared, I can help Buckethead.- Doc left, leaving Mclean and Claude alone while Doc pulled a crossbow from his coat.
-We have to do something.- Claude said.
-You're kidding. He'll kill us.
-They will kill him.- Claude was scared, making Chris think about Franchesco. He may not know him for too much time, but he had been the closest thing he had for a friend of his age, so he sighed.
-I have a plan.-That was his answer and while Chris said that looking at some balls near to him. Franchesco was struggling with Buckethead. He had his face punched, bleeding from his nose and having multiple bruises on his arms and part of his shirt was ripped.
-Buckethead now will kill you.- After he said that, he made the same stance that made Franchesco think a little about something that Sunny's dad told to him when he was younger.
-Franchesco, remember.- A man looked at him. He had the right arm broken.- There are some rules that you have to learn in order to be Sunny's bodyguard. Rule Number 1:Never underestimate your rival. Be prepared assuming he might be stronger than you, so he can become an obstacle you can overcome.
-I see…-After that he got up with his broken arm hanging there.
-You sure you want to continue?
-Rule Number 1. Never underestimate your rival.-When he said that. The man just smiled.
Buckethead charged towards him, making the same hit… With the only difference that Franchesco was prepared, managing to grab him while being pushed some meters due to the force and then lifting him.
-Hey Buckets! This one is a move I learned from watching wrestlng!-Franchesco said before throwing the man to the ground, there was not a big noise, but the hit was so hard, you can notice part of the ground being shattered.-I call that a Powerbomb.-While he said that, he was crawling away, ending near of a rock.
-Buckethead thinks you are stronger than some minutes ago, maybe not strong but your attitude is different kid but…-He couldn't finish the sentence since Wheeler just ran as fast as he could to jump near to him to stomp his head. Finally with this, he ended knocked out but just to be sure, the bodyguard put him on his back just to punch him many times on the head, making sure he was unconscious.
-Thank god it's over…- Franchesco just said that, while he didn't see how Doc arrived, preparing himself to shot him with a dart, just to see how a baseball ball hit the crossbow, making the dart hit his own foot and getting him dizzy.
-AH!-Doc shouted while a second baseball ball hit him on the back of his head, making him fall to the ground.
-Asshole.- Chris said while walking near to him.
-You ok man?- A bruised Franny asked that to Mclean.
-I'll live.
- You wouldn't hit a defenseless man, right?-Doc asked. Chris and Claude looked at each other.
Returning to the competition. Narcisso was trying to make the bonfire with Dan, Rosa was treating Ezra's wrist with a lotion. Monica and Bushido weren't there, on the other hand. Natt was trying to make his effort with the bonfire, with everyone else just looking at him since he was probably the most competent one if we talk about camping
-So… Who has experience with camping?-Narcisso was trying to hit the rocks, but it didn't work.-What's the best fuel?
-Oh, firewood.- Monica arrived with Bushido, whistling while Bushido arrived with many pieces of firewood.
-How did you?
-I have been training my sword a lot.- When he said that, Ezra snickered making Toyota blush.- Not in that way!- Both teams were trying to make their fire, until one of them eventually made it.
-Damnit…- Natt was crashing the rocks, having better luck than Narc who was hitting his fingers. However, Bushido who was busy with the fire, managed to start it. Until some seconds later the fire started.
-WOO! We made it!-Bushido got up and hugged the first person who was next to him who was Narcisso, he just let the hug happen.
-Ok, Gophers, you got the advantage.- Chef looked at the bonfire.-And for you basses, don't even try to leave unless you…
-Got it!-Natt managed to make the bonfire.
-Ah, you know what. Just leave.-Chef murmured while the rest of the basses picked their canoes and left through the path that Chris made.
-They know they would have left from here, right?-Ronald asked.
-Kids are fucking stupid.-Chef joked, making the two guys laugh before jumping in a motor boat and then start to go to the island. During the return. They noticed how some of the contestants were talking.
Luna watched Mai, she was happy of spending a whole day with her, rowing together, the maid also felt fine for this, although she was sometimes looking at Narcisso because of him having to row the whole canoe because of Ezra's wrist.
-Do you think we can win this?
-I guess, just continue.- Luna smiled at her.
-Ok Master Lulu.- Mai kissed her on the cheek while continuing rowing and while she and Luna were having the time of their life. Ezra and Narc were rowing slowly.
-Goddamnit, I can't go faster.
-Sorry man.
-Don't worry Ezra.
-What are you doing?!-The 2 guys heard a voice, this voice came from Bushido Toyota.- We should return that back right now.
-What? No!-Lee commented, annoying Bushido.
-We have to return that now. Or we will be cursed.
-Come on, it's not that we will be curse…-Lee couldn't finish the phrase because of Chef and Ronald's motorboat going so fast and near to them to the point they pushed to the water.
-WOOOOO!-Ronald was shouting while moving the boat to the canoes, trying to scare the contestants, specially Luna and Mai. Dude was also shooting his gun just to scare everyone.
-Asshole!-Luna shouted while Ronald was just laughing.
-God, I never felt so alive!- Ronald was shouting before arriving to the beach with Chef.
-Man, we should do that another time.
-Hell yeah.
-I told you we are not cursed.- Lee came back to the boat and picked up Bushido, just to have one bullet landing on their canoe, making a hole through it.-Well… A little.
-I hate you.- Those were Bushido's words before sinking along with Lee.
Confessional #93- All according to the cake.
-You see.- Lee looked at the camera.- I'm aware of my soon elimination because I am not popular like Ezra, handsome like Narcisso and physically competent like 3V, but honestly. A good plan that I hid the cursed idol in Bushido's outfit.- If what Chris said is true. Well, I would have bought myself some time to plan something. -He said really confident.
Confessional #93 ends.
After the contestants arrived, they noticed how Chris and Claude were kicking a guy while Franchesco was just sitting there, playing with his phone although the bruises were still there.
-What the heck just happened?-Chef asked but when Ronald noticed who were the people that Chris and Claude were kicking, he just joined to the kicking.
-Franchesco!-Natt and 3V ran to see how the big guy was injured. They were the first in arrive and first thing they did was watching how he was.
-I'm fine.- He got up, stretching a little.- Still pissed off because this was my favorite shirt.-He looked at his damaged shirt.
The confused faces of everyone were there. However, Chef had to interrupt the moment.
-Ajam. Chris?!-Chef talked to the short man, realizing that the challenge was over.
-Oh, sorry Chef.- Mclean tried to clean to fix hair.- Which team arrived first.
-The Basses.
-Gophers? Really? Again with the losing. Guys, you can't catch a break.- He joked.- Chef, I'm going to let you pick whoever gets immune from the guys.
-That's easy. The Creepy Guy.- Chef got a deadly glare from Franchesco.- What? Natt is the only one who made the bonfire, the rest just looked how he made the bonfire.- The rest of you, dismissed, get the hell out of here.- Chef mentioned this, making all the Basses and Gophers leave. Only Lee, Bushido, Natt, 3V and Claude stayed.
-Ok, I think that's enough.- Chris said.-I'll go to the infirmary.- The host complained while going to the infirmary, Claude and Lee just stayed talking while Bushido just walked away, to show the cursed idol which fell from his outfit.
-Hey, nice totem.- Lee joked, making everyone who were still there realize of the cursed totem from the idol. Many of the Gophers were mad at Bushido. With the exception of Narcisso and Ezra, none of them knew that it was actually Lee the one behind the plan.
-This dumbass.- 3V commented but Natt just looked at Lee.
-He played him.- Natt commented.-And apparently Narc and Ezra knew. Look at Narc and Ezra's expressions, they look consterned more than annoyed.
-Bruh, what are you talking about?-3V asked.
-Lee put the idol on his outfit or something like that, I saw a little smirk on his face. I have seen kids like that when I was an orphan. Using whatever chance they have to get what they want.
-Do you think Bushido can save himself from elimination?-Franchesco asked.
-I have an idea. 3V, whatever you do. Vote for Lee. Got it?-Natt asked her to do that
-Sure homie. But what do you want to do?
-… Just telling you that karma is a bitch.- Natt smiled.
-So... Did you actually know that he is with Claude?
-I'm not sure.-Natt said.-But I have to give it a try. I have overheard from Claude's confessionals yesterday that he is going to be an underdog. So I'm going to pull a Lisa Thompson and ruin everything.- He joked.
-I hope your plan works.
-It will.-He smiled before whispering his plan to Franchesco.
-Natt, you son of a bitch, I'm in.-He snapped his fingers at him.
After his comment, the elimination ceremony just started and our classical 11 logs were there. The people there? Narcisso, a photo of Sunny, Ezra, Rosa, a photo of Valerie and Lee. The second row had 5 people, Monica, Dan, 3V, Brian's photo and Bushido.
-Alright campers, you know the drill of this. The elimination ceremony.- Chris said and unlike the other occasions, he had a bandage on his arm, showing that he suffered a recent injury.
-What happened with your arm.-Narcisso asked
-Nothing important campers.- Chris said.- Now, since Monica was the one who helped the most according from what I saw in the cameras. You have free marshmallow. 1 out, 7 left.- He tossed the marshmallow to Monica.- Now, I'll be honest with you, only 2 of you got votes, so not gonna even bother.
Chris looked at all the contestants while Franchesco just arrived kinda late with a bag. Natt was near of them, hiding behind the bushes, making sure that his plan was going to work.
-Dude, you are late, what happened?
-I was cleaning myself, you know what happened this afternoon.
-Well, whatever.- He said, continued to look at his contestants while Franchesco jumped to the boat.- Ezra, Narcisso, you two are the gayest heterosexual friends that I have seen and just for that you are safe.
-Wooo! Nice.- Ezra catched his marshmallow with his mouth while Narc just grabbed it.
-3V! Chris tossed the marshmallow to the girl, something that she tried to catch until she realized he threw it to the fire
-Bro, fuck you.-Veronica flipped him off.
-Oh come on, it's just a prank.- Chris looked now at Rosa and Dan, before throwing them their mashmallows.- Rosa, Dan, you two are safe.
-Cool!-He celebrated.
-Nice.- She said.- Can I leave now?
-Sure, no issue with that.
-Thanks.- The girl got up and walked away.
-Bushido, Lee. Two Guys, One Cup, I mean, one Marshmallow.
-Bruh, nasty.- Ezra replied, like if he understood what Chris was saying.
-Anyways. Lee and Bushido, you guys have costed the challenge by arriving last. One of you is going home tonight and cannot return. Ever. The final marshmallow of the night goes to…
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Claude just arrived to the ceremony to see behind of Natt how Bushido was going to be eliminated.
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-It's a tie!-Chris commented.- Both of you got 4 votes.- Chris left the 2 guys shocked and confused with this explanation. But with this, Natt just smiled. Claude didn't get what was happening on the emotionless guy's head.
-And now for the tierbrea…-When Chris was about to say something, Franchesco opened the bag, showing a good buffet in the boat, this made Lee get confused but also extremely hungry.
Confessional #94- Nobody messes with her.
Natt had a confident smile. He looked happy just to see how Claude's plan failed.
-Nobody messes with Sunny.- Got it?-Natt just cracked his knuckles.
Confessional #94 ends.
Confessional #95- Got played.
Claude looked really frustrated, not only he did loss his cap but also his closest ally in this game.
-Goddamnit that creepy motherfucker played me well.- He bit one of his fingers because of the stress.-I need to find a way to get that asshole out as soon as I can.
Confessional #95 ends.
-What?!-He then looked how Lee walked towards the dock of shame just to get the food, just to be stopped by Chris.
-Dude, we have to do the tierbreaker.
-I quit.- Lee said, pushing Chris aside and running towards the food and jumping at it. He indeed was enjoying the meal. However, this also meant that Lee Mcfly quit and therefore he was eliminated because of Franny getting him out of the island.
-Well, that was disappointing, but well. Let's see who gets eliminated in the next episode of Total… Drama… Island!-Chris said this to the cameras.- Ok campers, you are free to go.-Mclean left before saying that while Natt just returned to the cabins. Claude was pretty mad. Natt outsmarted him and while we could see how in one of the sides how Claude looked really angry, Natt was just whistling about the result of this.
Screaming Gophers vs Killer Bass. Challenge 7
Winners: Killer Bass (SG 2-5 KB)
Screaming Gophers remaining: 7
15 contestants remaining.
18 episodes before the end of the season.
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Some minutes later, in a mysterious cottage. Doc and Buckethead where tied on a chair. Nobody else knew they were there. However, Ronald appeared with a crowbar. He really had a creepy smile. Like if he was about to enjoy what he is going to do.
-So… Jay is still alive and wanted to kill her.- He was talking to his crowbar.- Well. I'm maybe getting too old for this shit. But hey, I love doing this. Now you.- Ronald hit Buckethead with the crowbar in the leg making the guy cry and try to scream in pain if it wasn't because of him having a tape on his mouth.- I have many question to do to you.- He commented.
-And I hope you better cooperate since my partner here is known as The Serbian Genocide.-Chef who just entered mentioned this too.- We are going to play Good Cop and Bad Cop.- Both Chef and Ronald smiled at each other.- And trust me, you should really cooperate because I ain't going to be responsible for what Ronald is going to do.- The fear in both Buckethead and Doc's faces were real.
-Oh Chef, you meanie.-Ronald and Chef snickered.
-So you will help?!-Chef asked.
-Mmh! Mhh!-Both guys nodded.
-Fine, from tomorrow on. You will work as interns.-Chef said that making the guys nod.
-Fine. Good night guys.- Ronald closed the door, the gay couple panicked. Normally they would have planned something, but this is the same man known as The Serbian Genocide and also the Right Hand of The Romanov Family, trying to mess him would be suicide.
While that was happening. Franchesco in the main lodge was sewing Chris' shirt since he paid him for doing, 3V and Bushido just arrived, the man guy a shirt for Franchesco, it was the shirt that was damaged by Buckethead.
-Thanks for saving me from the elimination.- He greeted Franchesco. The guy just smiled.
-No problem man.
-Sorry for all the trouble that I could have caused to you because of you having to cook instead of going to the infirmary.
-Don't worry about it man, I had worse days.- He joked.
-Still, thanks for saving me, I owe you a big one.- Bushido left the lodge, leaving 3V and Franny alone, she just sat next to him, not talking or doing something else. She is just watching how he is trying to sew Chris' shirts although she showed a little smile just to look away when he realized she was looking him.
The next day. You can see how Virgil was going to his closet in the main lodge just to find out that both Buckethead and Doc were there.
-What the…?!-He only said that before being knocked out by Buckethead.
-At least Chef told Buckethead to beat him if we want.
-Ugh, better this than dying.- Doc mentioned that.
-Don't be negative Doc. Buckethead is here.- He hugged Doc, making the guy blush.
Total Drama Island Ending 1
This is the Life- Robbie Nevil.
You could see how 22 ships were arriving to an island along and then on another image, you could see Chris on the dock, waiting for them along with Chef. The host and the Chef just looked at the cast who all of them looked determined.
This is the life (This is the place you wanna go)
This is the time (To see the world you've never known)
After that, you could see an image of Sunny hanging out along with Valerie on a beach, she seemed uncomfortable with the amount of love that she was getting she didn't deserve it. Suddenly, the image changes to one where Ezra was struggling in a card game for children played by adults against Claude, they were playing in the main lodge.
This is the life (This is the dream this is the wish)
This is the chance (That you don't ever wanna miss)
The third shot this time had Natt who was sleeping under a tree, he looked really tired and that he was in a deep sleep and with a smile with someone looking at him while on the other hand of the screen, you could see Olga drinking a lot of beer along with some other contestants that one could not notice a lot since they are not important although her background was different than Natt's, they were celebrating something. Screen number 4 had this time Rosa who just looked like if she got a flag while Garry, I think that was his name, was looking at her weirded.
All the endless possibilities
That seemed so far away
You could see on the next image how Virgil was really tired of Michael trying to talk with him while they were on 2 beach chairs, it was night, and apparently there was a jacuzzi near to them. The next 2 contestants had Monica and Ninja, both of them looking at each other although while both wearing sport uniforms, Monica looked scared of looking at Ninja
Suddenly they're right in front of you
So close you can taste
The next two divided scenes like the one with Natt and Olga had 3V, you could see her running like if her whole life prepared her for that run while Bushido was looking calm, looking at a blonde guy who only had a fencing sword along with him, the sword that Bushido had that was a wooden one was broken.
Picture
What you imagine becoming real
Watch it happen and know just how it feels
The following two contestants were Luna and Brian both of them were having a water balloon fight and honestly, they were having a lot of fun with it. Dan and Yuri who were the next on the other hand were in an awkward situation, where Yuri was just looking at a really scared Dan who was hiding behind of her.
The first change in this ending was that this time. Alexis was in front of Yuri and her whole prescence was scaring Dan
This is the life (This is the place you wanna go)
This is the time (To see the world you've never known)
The next two people were Lee and Sayori who looked like if they were eating something really good just to pass to Narcisso and Mai's presentation with Mai trying to calm Narc after his bad first impression. Between those 2, a last image had Franchesco fighting against Ronald, both of them were shirtless and you could notice a lot of scars from Ronald's body while Franchesco with a lot of bandages and apparently recent injuries looked like if he was blocking Ronald and his knife, this looked like a really intense training session though.
This is the life (This is the dream this is the wish)
This is the chance (That you don't ever wanna miss)
Finally you could see a group photo of the contestants, all of them in the Dock of Shame, Franchesco and Ronald were there and well, a final shot of Chris taking a selfie along with Chef who looked like if he didn't liked the selfie just to have a quick flash and show then all the contestants falling to the water.
This is the life
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND
Next time on Total Drama Island.
-Alright campers. It's time for... Paintball Hunter.
Yuri just reproduced a song from Rooster the People in her cellphone while putting herself some earphones. Definitely, Romanov was in charge. And she was walking through the confessional, kicking it so hard it broke the door. Looking at Virgil who is in the bathroom.
-Hey what the fu…- He was shot in the face with the paint ball.-Ow you bitch!- Virgil commented. But Yuri ignored him
- All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun.- Romanov started to sing that while she was looking for other people..-All the other kids with the pumped up kicks. You better run, better run.
While Yuri was singing, you could see how Rosa was disguised as a gigantic bush just to not be caught by her.
-Faster than my…- Yuri tried to catch Rosa out of guard until she surprisingly carried lifted her to kiss her.
-Bullet… Sorry- She smiled before giving her the shot on her stomach, and after that, Romanov just to make more dramatic the moment and because she likes just to fuck around, fell dramatically to the floor.
-Good luck.-She said.
-Alright campers, the next episode is Paintball Hunter. Get ready for it dudes!
-After the episode ended. A girl with orange hair was watching it really excited, a nerd and a fat guy with her were just boring.
-Boring.- Noah just clicked his controller changing the channel.
Canon Extra- Cards Against Humanity
The 5 eliminated contestants were playing cards while watching a football game. Sunny and Olga looked at each other like if there was bad blood between the two girls while Johnny, Brian and Valerie were looking at the cards.
-So… I pick this card.- Gary put a black card on the table with the question. "What smells like shit? Oh It's_".- And all the white cards that you have you have to give one and I'll just show them one by one.
-Ok.- Brian passed one of his white cards to Lenny, the answer was on the other side so Garry couldn't see it.
-Here take mine.- Sunny said this and then Valerie also passed her card.
-I hope this is good.- Olga passed her card.
-Ok, ok.- Garry grabbed the cards covering the answers with his hand to change their order and then he started to show them.
-What smells like shit? Oh, it's my ex.- Garry snickered.- Who was this one.
-Me.- Sunny said.
-You had an ex?-Literally who asked.
-Nah, just putting it since that would be funny.
-Well, it was.- Valerie said.
-Ok, What smells like shit? Oh, it's the dumbass next to me.- Garry said this making Sunny and Olga laugh while Brian just looked ashamed.
-Hey!
-You put that one, I know it.- Condom smirked.
-Yeah.- Brian laughed with Olga just snickering a little.
-Hah idiot. Ok Corrin, what the next's one.
-That's not even my name. But well. What smells like shit? Oh, it's the Ronald Grump Fan Club.
The losers were laughing about it, specially Sunny who was a girl who liked this kind of humor.
-Hah, I thought you would be easily offended or some shit like that.- Olga said that.
-Hey, comedy is comedy, it should be a crime try to deny everyone's right to try to be funny.- She said.
-Ok, last one is from Valerie. What smells like shit? Oh, it's your hopes and dreams.
-Holy shit Valerie, you fucking killed it.- Sunny commented while the other losers were laughing.
The girl who was nervous thinking that she did something wrong tried to relax and get along with everyone.
-Ok, my turn.- Valerie grabbed a black card and the contestants just passed the questions . Ok, the question is "What people annoys you? N…
-Oh don't even say that.- Brian tried to stop her.
-What, it's Naggers.-That answer made Olga, Sunny and Brian just sigh in relief.- What, did I do something wrong?
-Sorry, my bad.- Garry got deadly glares from the rest.
Canon Extra (Backstory)- Victory is the only option
You-Bi-Ow 2018 Finals.
You can notice how Claude was preparing his cards for his next round. He was about to go when his sister arrived.
-Claude!-His sister hugged him.
-Oh, Cleo. What are you doing?-He asked to his sister.
-I want to give you good luck.- His sister said this while passing him a card.- It's my favorite card.- The card was of a magical girl.
-I trust you will give your effort to get me proud.- The sister said this.-Please use this card.
Claude observed the magical girl card and then they announced that he should enter.
-Sure. I will win.- Claude just entered to the game, leaving his sister's card there. He didn't care about his sister's feelings, and he just entered to the competition.
-Claude…-She looked at the card… It was ripped in 2. He not only didn't care about his sister's card, but also considered as trash.
-I'm not here for emotional bullshit Cleo, I'm here to win.- He smiled while his sister was crying. He eventually won the competition. But not in a honorable way. Instead he played it in a really dirty way.
-Sorry, looks like you can't do anything.- Claude looked at his rival's space. He couldn't put cards since he was blocked. After the competition. He met his rival on the outside.
-Dude! It's not funny, you should at least try to make this fun.
-What? It's only fun if I win, if not, it's a waste of time. Now go away loser.-He just walked away.
Claude Red was always like this. He only cared about winning, no matter how accepted or correct his methods were. Claude only cared about the result. A victory.
He only watched the competition since it was a way to get more money. Not only that. But something that he did during the seasons was watching a reality show called Big Sister. All of it seasons, it had a similar format than Total Drama, with contestants that would have probably be too dangerous for a competition like this for example Duncan Rogers, Heather Wong and Alejandro Burromuerto. And some others who were just too perfect in any aspect despite of their nice personality like Zoey Sue.
Claude was a person who always liked to outsmart and humiliate their others. He even used his strategy of forcing himself to be an underdog… However, he didn't expect that someone actually tried to stop him and thwarted some of his plans.
-(Damnit! That fucking asshole caught my plan)- Claude was angry as fuck with what Natt did.- (And he got rid of my ally)-Another thing that Claude has an obsession with despite of Card Games for Children…. Beating whoever is outsmarting him.- (But that doesn't matter, I'll find a way to eliminate Natt and win the season!)-He smiled, having a reaction that showed that he'll do whatever is necessary to win.
Votes.
Lee
-Bye bye Bushido.- Lee waved at the camera.
Monica
-I can't believe that Bushido brought a cursed stuff from that island, I need him gone.
Dan
-Sorry Bushido, but you had the cursed thing
Rosa
-I'm not superstitious or anything like that but Bushido, sorry, I don't want to be cursed.
Bushido
-3V told me a plan to get rid of Lee, I hope this works
3V
-Bruh, Franchesco and Natt told me to vote Lee, and I'm gonna guy with their feeling. I know that those 2 have a plan.
Ezra
-Lee, not cool bruh.
Narcisso
-I never liked Lee, he is not an only a dirty player but also, he literally sucks. Ugh.
Votes
Bushido: 4 (Monica, Dan, Rosa, Lee)
Lee: 4 (Bushido, 3V, Narcisso, Ezra)-Quit
Eliminated: Lee
Rankings
22.- Brian (3-2-2-2-2 vote) Bottom 2: Lee and Brian
21.- That guy I forgot his name (5-4-1-1 vote) Bottom 2: Luna and that guy
20.- Virgin (Disqualified) (10-0 vote) Bottom 2: Narcisso and Sunny
19.- Valerie (5-4-1 vote) Bottom 2: Monica and Valerie
18.- Olga (5-4 vote) Bottom 2: Natt and Olga
17.- Sunny (4-3-2 vote) Bottom 2: 3V and Sunny
16.- Lee (Quit) (4-4 vote) Bottom: Lee and Bushido
15 contestants left.
I hope you liked the chapter dudes, well... see ya