LGBT is now really a thing nowadays...

Description: An accident in school causes mayhem to the students.

The school bell rang. Everyone sat in their desks.

"Okay, children we have a very special guest today." Mr. Garrison said. "She's transsexual, now do any of you know what a transsexual is?"

Nobody raised their hands.

"It's a person who was gender identified differently then what they were born with." Mr. Garrison said.

"My brain cells just died listening to that." Stan groaned. "What does it mean?"

"Aw fuck, I don't know what it means either. I just searched up on Wikipedia." Mr. Garrison said. "Anyway, meet your new student, Christine Chandler!"

A girl, who spoke in a passable feminine voice, entered the room.

"Do you have any questions for this girl?" Mr. Garrison asked.

Cartman raised his hand.

"Yes?"

"Do you have a fireman?" He asked.

"What?" Christine said.

"Do you have a penis is what I say?"

"Cartman..." Mr. Garrison threatened.

(Easy, she doesn't have one.) Kenny said.

All of the children laughed.

"ALL RIGHT THAT DOES IT!" Mr. Garrison shouted.

At the end of the school day...

Everyone was talking about the movie night on Friday. Wendy was asked to head the project. Everyone in the fourth grade, including Christine, was setting up the decorations.

"How's the popcorn going?" Wendy asked.

"Going good!" Butters said.

"Jimmy and Timmy, what movies did you pick?"

"W-W-W-Well, Wendy we chose D-D-Disney movies that the k-k-kids might like." Jimmy stuttered.

"TIMMY!" Timmy said.

"Okay, how's Cartman doing with painting the banner?"

Christine was on the bottom holding the ladder.

"Do we need more paint, Cartman?" She asked.

"No!" Cartman said.

As Cartman was painting, he didn't notice the paint dripping onto the floor. Dana looked up just as paint splattered into her eye.

"AUGH!" She screamed.

She tried wiping the paint away, but she bumped into the ladder causing Cartman to fall and crash on top of her. Mr. Mackey ran in.

"Oh my god, are you two okay?" He asked.

Cartman and Christine were taken to a hospital. The kids all stood outside with shocked looks.

"Which one of you assholes did this?" Mr. Garrison shouted.

SILENCE.

"So one of you doesn't bother to stand up, eh? We're going to catch you, and you'll be in big trouble!"

"I believed Cartman did this," Wendy said. "He made fun of her during lunch. He must've set this all up."

"Cartman doesn't like getting himself hurt for a setup. If he sets the whole thing up, he would be whining and complaining about what Christine did to him." Stan said to Wendy.

News of what happened to Christine and Cartman spread around South Park. It wasn't long before the mayor was sued by Christine's parents for not caring about the LGBT community.

Days later...

Peter from the previous episode along with the unicorn who was also in the previous episode watched the whole mess from across the bus stop.

"Dude, what happened to this place?" The Unicorn said.

"I heard some transexual kid got injured and her parents sued the town over it," Peter said.

"Do you think that was a little overboard?"

"I think they just sued them for the money," Peter said.

There was a moment of silence. "Really?"

"Just a theory," Peter said.

Three children walked in. The First one had a purple jacket with a small plastic flower on the right along with long and straight black hair and eye shadow to look feminine, the second one had the same eye shadow but with the red hair tied to a ponytail, a green skirt and orange tank top, and the third one had a bright blue parka with a matching skirt. All of them were carrying handbags.

"I believe the town forced us to dress up like girls." The first one said.

"Yeah, Stan. Cartman is SO lucky. He doesn't have to do because he's injured." The second one said.

(Damn Kyle, I think you're being too harsh.) The third one said.

"Not now, Kenny," Kyle said.

The bus arrived and opened its doors. The three boys got in their usual seats as it took off. All of the girls and boys were forced to look like their opposite gender. Wendy had cut black hair, a brown shirt, and blue pants. Bebe looked like a punk rocker. All of the kids groaned in disappointment as they entered the school.

Soon...

All of the students filed to the gymnasium.

"Okay, girls on the right, boys on the left." PC principal said.

Butters, who dressed himself up as in Majorine went to the left.

"No, Butters. This way." Mr. Garrison said.

"What the hell?" Stan said. "They're insane!"

"Just listen to them," Kyle grumbled.

Everyone sat at their assigned seats. Mr. Mackey walked up to the podium.

"Alright, mkay, here we go."

"This is the most retarded thing in my life!" A boy who was dressed as a girl said.

"Shut up!" PC Principal demanded.

"Okay, you will notice that things are different. mkay. You are dressed differently, and you'll act like the gender you are."

"So does that mean we have to act like girls from now on?" Craig said.

"Yes. And girls will have to act like boys." Mr. Mackey said.

Everyone groaned.

"We must change your school ID's in exchange for new ones." A staff member said. "When we call your name, please come here."

"Kyle Broflovski."

Kyle walked nervously up to a staff member. He handed his ID card, in turn, the staff member gave him a new one.

"Kylie Broflovski?" Kyle read. "You just added an "I" in my name!"

"You have to be accepted as Kylie, Kylie." PC Principal said.

"I'm in a band?" Kyle said after reading the ID. "I'm not in a band!"

"You are now." A staff member said.

"This is stupid!" Kyle said.

"Don't blame me." PC Principal said. "Blame yourself since you hurt Christine."

"Back to your seat, Kylie." Mr. Mackey said.

The horror unraveled for all of the students. Kenny Mccormick became Kelly Mccormick, who was in the chess club. Stan Marsh became Stacey Marsh, who was in the cheerleading squad. Wendy became Wendell, who had football, Butters became Bebe while Bebe became Butters. Both of them looked at each other nervously.

"Okay, you'll be referred to as your chosen names that your parents said over the phone." Mr. Mackey said. "Any questions?"

Butters raised his hand.

"Yes, Bebe?"

"Can we be our normal selves at home?"

"No. The police have locked away certain things in your rooms. Your parents will be enforcing this law just as we are doing to you at school."

After the questions, everyone went to their classrooms. Then the school day ended. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny walked into their rooms and found out that everything had changed.

"What the hell?" Stan said.

Everything that Stan liked, ranging from Terrance and Phillip to baseball was replaced with flowers on the wall, a Bratz poster, stuffed animals, and everything smelled like flowers.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Stan screamed.

One of the flowers on the wall had a hidden security camera. And the police were monitoring the security cameras 24/7.

"How's it going with the girl's house?" An officer said.

Wendy had a computer in her room, but she couldn't use it to search for things she liked. She had to use the computer to play Counter-Strike and had to watch Terrance and Phillip.

"Man, I hate being a girl," Butters said in his room.

"Wait, where's the fat kid?" Another officer said.

"He's still in a coma with Christine."

"Man, how long can he be knocked out?"

Peter and the Unicorn went to the hospital Cartman and Christine were staying.

"Is this where they're being kept?" The unicorn said.

"The doctors say yes," Peter said.

Peter opened the door to the room Cartman and Christine were staying in. They were still unconscious.

"Man, this injury is worse than I thought." The unicorn said.

Peter walked up to Cartman's bed.

"Wait a minute, something's fishy. His fingers are twitching." He said.

"We know you're fine, Cartman." The unicorn said.

"Goddamnit," Cartman said as he got up.

"Were you unconscious earlier?" Peter asked.

Cartman browsed the room. He saw a teenager looking at him along with a unicorn.

"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Cartman said.

"Shh. Were you unconscious?" Peter asked.

"Yes," Cartman said, annoyed. "Hey, you're the guys from the Cheesy-Poof factory in the last episode!"

"You got us." The unicorn said.

"What are you guys even doing here?" Cartman asked.

"Are you aware of the recent events that had swung across South Park?" Peter asked.

"Yes. So I had to be knocked out so I didn't have to dress like a girl." Cartman said.

"How would you feel about stopping this whole mess?" Peter asked.

"Wait, what?" The Unicorn asked.

"Would I?" Cartman said.

Later that night...

It was late out. Peter and the Unicorn were standing at the entrance.

"Thank god this place doesn't have a security system." The Unicorn said.

"That's because the school spent most of it on the school dance coming soon."

"Wait, how'd you know about the school dance?"

"I went to their website."

"Damn, where is Cartman?" The Unicorn asked.

"He's late by about 10 minutes," Peter said.

Then, a shadow arrived over them. A 10-year-old arrived on a tricycle. He had fake claws, a raccoon tail, and a raccoon mask. Both Peter and the Unicorn looked at him in shock.

"I am the Coon. A boy named Cartman sent me here." The Coon said.

"Yes. And what happened to this Cartman?" Peter asked.

"He dealt with the officers." The Coon said.

Earlier...

The officers were busy monitoring the security cameras. When they checked on Cartman's room, they saw a fat kid standing in the middle with an angry look on his face. He walked offscreen. Cartman then returned onscreen with one of the tied-up lawyers who sued the South Park and a gun. He then took out a can of black spray paint and sprayed it all over the camera.

"Houston, we got a problem." The officer said.

"We know you're the Coon, Cartman," Peter said. "But we won't tell anyone."

"Goddamnit," Cartman said to himself.

The three opened a window and went into the cafeteria. They heard a cart rolling.

"The janitor," Cartman whispered.

"Way ahead of you, dude," Peter said.

Peter waited until the janitor came to them, and he knocked him out.

"Oh shit," Cartman said.

The three continued to the principal's office. They searched through the files until they found Christine's.

"This is where she lives. House #1343." Cartman read.

"Let's go!" The unicorn said.

Later at house #1343...

The three boys opened the window to Christine's house. They went in and went downstairs.

"What are we looking for?" Cartman said.

"We're looking for her record," Peter said.

The three arrived at another file cabinet.

"Here, I found her birth record." The Unicorn said.

The three looked at it.

"She wasn't a transexual at all!" Cartman said. "Her parents only wrote it as transexual!"

"She was cisgender all along?" The Unicorn asked.

"I knew Christine had set this whole thing up," Cartman said.

The lights turned on. They saw three angry humans behind him.

"Uh oh," Peter said.

"You now know the truth. We did set this whole thing up." Christine said.

"But... your injury..." The unicorn said.

"That was all fake," Christine said. "I've set the school up. And now that I caught you, my family will win $1.5 million from the town."

"Oh yeah? Well, we have the evidence." Cartman said. "Let's go!"

Cartman used his Coon Claws to shred Christine. Peter kicked Mr. Chandler in between his legs. The unicorn stepped onto Ms. Chandler's foot. All three were unconscious and on the floor.

"Let's go!" Peter shouted.

The three ran outside and to the mayor's office. Suddenly, they heard a car starting up. Peter looked back. The Chandler's were chasing them.

"Oh crap!" Cartman shouted.

"Get on my bike!" Peter shouted.

Peter went up to a motorbike.

"You have a motorcycle?" Cartman said. "Awesome!"

"Just get on!" The Unicorn said.

Peter used his phone. The bike started up. Cartman and the Unicorn stood behind Peter as he started the engine. They drove off. The Chandler's car was still chasing them. They were catching up.

"We can't outrun them!" The unicorn said.

"Fissure!" Cartman said.

A GIANT fissure was on the road. The asphalt on each side formed a ramp. That was when Peter drove faster. They drove over the ramp at incredible speed and went airborne.

Slow-motion. Cartman had his hands in the air, The Unicorn held on tight, and Peter was focused on making it. They landed without any injuries or damaging the bike.

"Yaa-hoo!" Cartman cheered.

At this point, everyone came out of their houses to see what was going on. Peter stopped the bike and turned around to see the Chandlers. They barely made any speed jumping over. The car flipped over and erupted in flames.

"Wooo-Hooo!" Peter cheered.

"You did it!" Cartman said.

"No, we did it." The Unicorn said. "And we still have the birth documents."

The three then drove off.

"What the hell was that all about?" Stan said.

At the mayor's office...

"Everything is here, mayor. The Chandlers deceived you." Peter said.

"I knew it." The mayor said. "The decision to have boys dressed as girls and vice-versa has been vetoed."

Everyone cheered. At that point, the Chandlers, who were all burned up, but still alive, burst in.

"Why you little..." Christine said.

"Arrest them!" The mayor demanded. "They had written their record under false identity!"

The Chandlers were arrested. Everyone saw this on the news. The students all cheered and went back to their normal clothes. Cartman was on talk shows and was interviewed on finding the truth.

The next day...

The four boys were at the bus stop. All back in their normal clothes. The bus arrived and all four got on it. Everyone on the bus was happy.

"Man, I'm glad everything's back to normal," Stan said.

"I wonder what happened to the Chandlers," Wendy said.

"More importantly, Cartman couldn't have done this alone. he would've gotten help." Kyle said.

"I bet their rotting in prison right now," Cartman said.

"Hey Stan, do you want to come over to my house and watch Terrance and Phillip?" Kyle said.

"Yeah," Stan said.

THE END.

Man, this was long, I mean, very long. I got this idea after reading another fanfic which had a similar premise. What is the Unicorn's name? Is Christine Chandler part of a larger group? What are Peter's motivations? ...Okay, guess I took it a little too far.

UPDATE 4/9/2020: I have fixed this chapter of various spelling and grammar errors since ElectricFox05 did a story based on this episode.