Author's note: Don't do this at home, children.
Description: Mr. Garrison is busted for piracy and his class is sent into hiding from the police.
One day at school...
"Did you see the new Spider-Man movie?" Cartman said.
"Yeah, it was awesome!" Kyle said.
"I can't believe they would actually continue the story after Mysterio revealed Peter's identity and framed him for his death!" Stan said.
"I saw it, too!" Kenny said.
Mr. Garrison walked through the hallway to see children talking about the Spider-Man movie. He covered his ears because he hadn't seen it yet. And the children were still talking about during class.
"Ok kids...SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT SPIDER-MAN: ON THE RUN! I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MOVIE, ASSHOLES! DON'T SPOIL IT FOR ME!" Mr Garrison shouted.
That night...
Mr. Garrison ran as fast as he could to the theater. When he ran up to buy a ticket...
"Sorry, we're sold out of seats." The usher said. "We just sold the last one to a boy and his pet unicorn."
Mr. Garrison left the theater in a angry state.
"I thought no pets are allowed in the theater." He grumbled.
Mr. Garrison went home and discovered Cartman standing in front of his house.
"What are you doing here?" He asked.
"I felt bad about you not seeing this movie." Cartman said. "So I decided to show you how to download movies off the internet."
"What?"
Cartman took Mr. Garrison inside the house and took his laptop.
"Oh, by the way, what's the password for this computer?" Cartman asked.
"Give me that!" Mr. Garrison said, taking the computer.
"Okay, geez." Cartman said.
"I'm not going to ask about how you found my house." Mr. Garrison thought.
"Okay, how do I download movies?" Mr. Garrison asked.
"Easy, you have to..."
In order to discourage the FBI from raiding my house, let's instead talk about my plans for this story. I'm maybe probably doing at most 10 episodes. Tell me in the comments on any episode idea you have.
"...and that's how you get your movie!" Cartman said.
Mr. Garrison watched the whole movie.
"Man, it was great!" He thought. "I wonder if there any other movies I want to watch."
Mr. Garrison went on a downloading binge. In fact, he had a great idea.
Two weeks later...
Peter and the Unicorn bought the tickets that Mr. Garrison had sold to the students.
"I wonder how he was able to get the rights for the new James Bond movie?" The Unicorn said.
"I'm pretty sure he did...you know what." Peter said.
"Welcome, parents and students. I just counted the money and I made at least 800 dollars from these movie tickets alone." Mr. Garrison said.
Everyone clapped.
"Now, without further ado, Bond 25!"
The movie showed on a big white sheet with a projector showing the movie. When the movie ended, everyone stood up and applauded.
"That was awesome!" Peter said.
"I wonder how he got the rights to show this movie." Wendy said.
"Wow, deja vu." The Unicorn said.
Heidi walked up to Mr. Garrison.
"Mr. Garrison, may I ask you a question?"
"Sure, Heidi, go ahead." Mr. Garrison said.
"How did you get the streaming rights for this movie?"
"I downloaded of the internet."
Heidi gasped and ran off.
"I'm pretty sure she was shocked about the movie." Mr. Garrison thought.
Heidi felt guilty of seeing a pirated movie. So she decided to do the right thing and file out a check for $12. She knew those nice people of Hollywood will listen to her touching letter that she wrote with her two hands and accept the check of twelve bucks. Or so she thought...
One week later...
"Now without further ado, X-23!" Mr. Garrison said.
"I can't believe they made a sequel to Logan!" Peter said.
"Yeah, Disney had merged with 20th Century Fox." The Unicorn said. "Who cares though, as long as we have a sequel to one of the best superhero movies ever, I'm all for it."
Suddenly, FBI swat members came from out of nowhere. They surrounded the area ten seconds flat.
"What the hell?" Kyle said.
"FBI, FREEZE!" An agent said.
Everyone froze in fear.
"We're here to arrest the mastermind behind this movie operation. He was tipped by a heroic American who did the right thing." An agent said. "And that mastermind is Herbert Garrison!"
"One of you turned me in?" Mr. Garrison said. "Whoever turned me in will get an F!"
"You'll won't give an F to any of your classmates in a long time." An agent said.
"Who was it?" Mr. Garrison said.
Heidi held her breath, closed her eyes, and gritted her teeth.
"It was you!" Mr. Garrison said.
Heidi turned and saw Mr. Garrison point to Cartman.
"Eric Cartman! You never forgave me after beating you in Phone Destroyer!"
Two FBI agents grabbed Mr. Garrison before he could physically hurt Cartman.
"Eric Cartman you are hereby expelled!" Mr. Garrison said as he was dragged away.
Heidi watched with a pound of guilt as everyone shamed on Eric. Everyone, except for Peter and the Unicorn.
"Shame on you, Cartman!" Stan said.
"I hope you really enjoy putting our teacher in jail!" Wendy said.
Cartman couldn't do anything this time.
Later on the penitentiary bus...
Mr. Garrison looked outside the window next to him.
CRASH!
It was all a blur to Mr. Garrison next. He only remembered people talking about what's going on, prisoners escaping along with himself, and the driver killed in the crash. Who cares? He escaped. He sprinted back to the school as fast as he could.
The next day at school...
Cartman discovered that his chair was graffitied on as well as his locker too.
"Will you stop scapegoating me?!" Cartman snapped to the class.
"No!" The entire class but Heidi yelled.
"We didn't have to spend 12 bucks for a movie ticket, we only have to spend five." Stan said.
"Thanks a lot, fat ass!" Kyle said.
Cartman groaned as he got in his seat. Heidi watched in guilt. She shouldn't have written that check.
"Don't tell me my lunch is going to be stolen too." Cartman thought.
Then suddenly, the door burst open. Mr. Garrison came running into the room.
"Okay, children. Pack your bags, we're leaving!" He panted.
"What the hell?" Kyle said.
"Aren't you supposed to be in jail?" Clyde said.
"I say leave now, kids!" Mr. Garrison said.
The kids packed their backpacks and obeyed. They ran outside to a large refrigerated truck.
"Where'd you get that?" Stan asked.
"No time, children. Let's go!" Mr. Garrison said.
Everyone piled in the truck. Mr Garrison started it and he drove off. He then checked the rear window. A police car had just passed by. Then its lights turned on.
"This is the police. Pull over this vehicle immediately." The police said.
Mr. Garrison steered so that the truck can hit the police car next to him.
"Oh shi-"
The police car crashed into a store. Mr. Garrison then saw small bridge up ahead of him. The truck wouldn't be able to fit through. Still, he tried to make it through.
CRASH!
The truck had flipped over. Mr. Garrison climbed out the window. At this time, the kids groaned in pain as they got out of the truck too. They saw Mr. Garrison fleeing into the woods. The kids had no choice but to follow him too.
(Play somber music while reading this.)
"They're getting away!" A police officer said.
"After them!"
The kids ran as fast as they could. They knew one thing for sure, they can never go home again.
The next day...
Everyone gathered around the pickup truck that Mr. Garrison and the kids tried to escape in.
"Wow, Mr. Garrison escaped from prison." Peter said.
"I'm sure he's alright." The unicorn said.
"We have a location on Mr. Garrison thanks to a text from one of the kids." An FBI agent said.
Everyone followed the FBI.
Mr. Garrison and the kids hid inside an abandoned building.
"Okay kids, even if we're on the run, that doesn't stop you from having class. Now, can anyone tell me the one movie where Peter Olstrum appeared in?"
Before anyone can answer, sirens can be heard outside. Everyone went to the windows and looked.
"This is the police. Come out with your hands up."
"Oh shit!" Mr. Garrison said, closing the curtains.
"They're not coming out." An FBI agent said from outside.
"Play that death metal band again." The chief said.
The death metal band played.
"Obey the law! Obey the law! Obey the law! Obey the law!"
"You're just using the same lyric over and over!" Peter said.
The kids cornered Cartman to a room.
"What are you doing with me?" Cartman whimpered.
"Oh nothing much." Bebe said. "We're going rip your clothes off."
"Serves you right for selling us out!" Craig said.
As the kids grew closer and closer to Cartman...
"STOP!" A voice called out.
The children stopped and turned.
"Cartman didn't sell Mr. Garrison to the FBI, I did." Heidi said.
Everyone looked at her puzzled.
"I felt guilty watching a pirated movie, so I sent a letter explaining it all to Hollywood. I shouldn't have." Heidi said.
"Did you also sell out our location to the police?" Stan said.
"No." Heidi said.
"I had to text my Dad to make sure I was safe." Butters said.
"Well there's only one thing..." Wendy said.
Wendy walked up to Heidi.
"You are officially banned from the Sunshine Sparkle Club." Wendy stated.
Heidi remained quiet and hurt after hearing that. Cartman wanted to cheer Heidi up, but flashbacks of their breakup came into his head. Heidi wouldn't have forgiven him.
CRASH!
"Again with the crashes?" Token said.
The FBI burst into the building. First, they rounded up all of the children and took them outside. Then, they went for Mr. Garrison. They arrested him on spot.
Two days later...
A trial was held for Mr. Garrison.
"Now Hebert Garrison, for illegal downloading and resisting arrest, how do you, the defendant, defend yourself from prison?" The judge said.
Mr. Garrison didn't have anything to say.
"Very well, you are hereby guilty."
"Objection!" A voice called.
Everyone turned to see Peter standing there.
"The movie that Mr. Garrison downloaded was downloaded legally!"
Everyone gasped.
"But the website was pirate themed!" A lawyer said.
"The website was actually an old movie archive. And old movie archives are movies that you can download stuff legally. I can show proof from the website's source code."
The judge and lawyers examined it.
"He speaks the truth." The judge said. "Herbert Garrison is not guilty."
Everyone cheered except for Heidi. Even after realizing the truth, she still wasn't accepted in by the girls because she got them all into this mess. Cartman saw her alone on the playground the next day. He thought about comforting her, but he hung his head and left.