To make up for their absence in Episode 3 and making a minor appearance in Episode 4, I decided to make a Peter and the Unicorn episode.
Description: Peter and the Unicorn get caught up in a feud between Mr. Garrison and his neighbor.
One fine morning...
"GET THE FUCK IN THERE!" Mr. Garrison shouted.
Mr. Garrison was trying to push his bag of trash into his trash bin with a broom stick. It instead hit him in the face. He tried to punch it, but it came back up. He tried to stand on top of it and jump on it, but it caused the trash can to tip over. After that, he saw a trash bin ahead of him and got an idea. Surely it wouldn't be bad if he placed his trash in this-
"Don't you dare put this trash in this trash bin!" A elderly man said, popping out of the bin.
"What?" Mr. Garrison said. "I need to put my trash in here!"
"Put your trash somewhere else! I need the air inside it! And this trash lid is staying shut!" The man said.
The man puffed his chest in front of Garrison.
"Oh, you think you can intimidate me by puffing out your chest? I can do that too!" Mr. Garrison taunted.
Mr. Garrison puffed his chest too. A wad of belly fat fell down, ruining his puffed chest. The man laughed.
"Don't laugh!" Mr. Garrison said, poking the man in the stomach.
"Don't poke me!" The man said, poking Garrison back.
"I'll poke whoever I want!" Garrison said.
As both hands contacted each other, electricity can been seen in the background. Mr. Garrison whacked the man in the nose. The man growled and jumped onto Garrison.
Soon...
Peter and The Unicorn were sent by the police to check on Mr. Garrison while the wife of the man Mr. Garrison attacked checked on him.
"And the police said I have to wear this thing for..." Mr. Garrison said.
(cut to the man's house)
"Six weeks. And I can't leave the house or it..." The man said from his house.
(cut to Garrison's house)
"Sets off an alarm and I'll be..."
(cut to the man's house)
"Sent to prison. And it was all..."
"HIS FAULT!" Garrison and the man stated at the same time from their respective houses.
"Uh, can you say that again in complete sentences?" Peter asked.
"I love too, but I'm too busy..." Mr. Garrison said.
"Plotting my revenge!" The man said from off-screen.
"I see what's going on here." The Unicorn said.
"I need you two to do something for me. It's an old prank I did in high school." Garrison said. "I want you to sneak into Robinson's house."
"Wait, Robinson is his name?" Peter asked.
"Yes, just do as I say." Mr. Garrison said.
Soon, at Robinson's house...
Mrs. Robinson had just placed the groceries on the table. She then left.
"Is she gone?" Peter whispered.
"Yeah, I think so." The Unicorn whispered.
Peter and the Unicorn came out of the closet and walked over to the groceries. They searched through the bags and found a small tub of soap.
"You know, I kind of feel guilty for this." Peter said, opening the soap.
"But we can't disobey Garrison." The Unicorn added. "He told us to put soap on everything in the house!"
"Let's compromise, we'll just put soap on one thing." Peter said.
Later...
Robinson stepped on the first step of the stair.
"Aah!"
Robinson was sent tumbling down. Peter and the Unicorn watched in horror.
"On second thought, maybe we shouldn't have chosen the stairs." Peter said.
"We hurt an innocent person." The unicorn said. "We should explain everything to him."
After explaining everything to Robinson, Robinson agreed to forgive them. At one cost...
Garrison's house...
Mr. Garrison spotted a tub of chocolate sauce in hit bathtub. He was waiting for this moment. He took a bunch of cut up fruit pieces and dunked them in the fondue.
"I feel so guilty." Peter said. "We betrayed Garrison."
"I don't know man, he seems pretty happy about it." The unicorn said.
"AUGH!" Mr. Garrison screamed.
"There he goes." Peter said.
"Robinson stole my chocolates. He must have done it while I was eating from the tub. But how did he trick the bracelet?" Garrison said.
Later...
"Okay boys, hold my foot." Garrison said.
"What?" Peter said.
But it was too late. Already, Garrison ran outside and scratched Robinson's car with a nail file.
Then...
"Keep an eye on Garrison, kids." The officer said.
"You got it, officer. It was all just a silly feud." Peter said.
"Now things are even, there's no way that Robinson will get his revenge." The Unicorn added.
Meanwhile outside, Robinson passed by and noticed a large scratch on his car.
"MY CAAAAAARRRRRRR!" Robinson screamed.
Eventually...
"So you want to see us, Mr. Robinson?" Peter asked.
"Yes. It's not a prank this time, I promise. I just need to get out of the house and post this letter. Will you do it for me?" Robinson said.
"Sure." The Unicorn said.
Later...
The mailman gave Garrison a letter.
"Stick your head out of the front window for a special surprise." Garrison read.
Garrison opened the window. There he was met with a special surprise: A long stick made of household items, a broom, a mop, a rake and at the end of it that contacted with Garrison, a bee taped down to a nail. Robinson was on the other end. He jabbed the stick up to Garrison's face, stinging him several times.
"AAAAHHHH! It was a trap!" Garrison said.
"I knew we should've checked the address." Peter said.
"Let's bee friends, Herbert!" Robinson laughed.
Garrison grabbed the stick and shoved it back into Robinson's eye.
"I hope you like eyes cream!" Garrison yelled back.
"That pun doesn't even make any sense!" Robinson said, taking the stick back.
The two men jabbed each other back and forth with the stick.
"Oh man, this is never going to end." The Unicorn said.
Garrison thrusted the stick so hard it knocked Robinson out.
"HAHHAHAHHAHAHA-" He laughed.
BONK!
Garrison was knocked out by the sliding window pane.
"We're going to have to do something drastic." Peter said.
Later...
Mr. Garrison and Robinson were both sleeping in an empty trash can. They suddenly woke up.
"GAH!" They both screamed.
"Where are we?" Robinson said.
Garrison tried opening the trash bin, but it wouldn't open. A lock can be seen on the inside.
"We're locked!"
Robinson saw a video camera in front of him.
"PLAY ME"
Robinson played the tape.
"Good evening, gentlemen. In front of you is a cake." Peter said. "Inside the cake is a key. By sharing the cake, you'll find the key. You have 15 minutes before the police arrive."
Peter and the Unicorn could see the trash can rolling down a hill.
"Uh oh." Peter said.
The two start running down the hill.
"That was the worst idea you ever had!" The Unicorn said.
"It was flawless!" Peter said.
CRASH!
The trash can crashed into a car. Peter and the Unicorn went to see all that remains.
"This is just regular trash." Peter said. "We've been chasing the wrong one."
"That means we still have time before the cops come!" The Unicorn said.
The two ran back to Garrison's house. Meanwhile, at Robinson's trash can...
"A 1928 Porter...
That's my mother dear...
She helps me through...
everything I do...
and I'm so glad she's here!" Garrison and Robinson sang.
"I can't believe we both like the same show. I guess we do have a lot in common!" Robinson said.
"And it took us to be locked in a dumpster to find out." Garrison added.
The dumpster opened, a police officer groaned. He shocked both of them.
THE END.
This episode was actually more fun to write than the last one.