Description: The class goes to a medieval fair and gets humiliated in competitions against their counterparts from another class. Can they turn things around?

"Okay, children. We have very exciting news. We are going on a field trip to a medieval fair tomorrow. So turn in your permission slips that I gave you last week." Mr. Garrison announced.

Everyone handed their permission slips signed by their parents.

"Man, this field trip is going to be awesome!" Stan said after walking of school.

"Yeah, just imagine..." Kyle added.

Kyle and Stan's imagination.

It was an epic war. The Orcs have blocked the gate.

"Man the catapults!" Cartman demanded.

Everyone loaded the catapults. The catapults fired and destroyed the walls.

"Attack!" Cartman shouted.

Everyone drew out their weapons and charged forward.

"Stan! Stan!"

Real world.

"Stan! Stan!" Wendy asked.

Stan snapped out of his imagination.

"Sorry. What are you talking about?"

"I need to tell you that the school dance is coming up. Will you go out with me?"

"Sure."

Wendy and Stan hugged each other.

"Come on, Stan. We need to go home!" Kyle said.

Stan followed Kyle home.

The Next Day...

Everyone got out of the bus. They were amazed that this medieval fair is so realistic. Then...

Everything shook like an earthquake.

"North Park, North Park! We will rule!

North Park, North Park that's our school!"

Another class of kids came up. They stood in two lines and marched so hard that the ground felt like jelly. They were led by another teacher who looked very similar to Mr. Garrison.

"Mr. Garrison!" The teacher said.

"Mr. Harrison! My old friend." Garrison said.

While the two teachers talked with each other, the kids saw their counterparts. Eric saw a female version of him, Erica. Kyle saw a female version of him too, Kylie. Kenny's counterpart was Lenny, who even had the same parka, only gray instead of orange.

"They look just like us..." Stan said.

"...so creepy..." Butters added.

The First Competition: The Maze

Rules: Two students from each class is selected. The goal is simple. Find a way out.

"To those who find a way out a point shall they win... The other will perish within..." The announcer said.

"Okay Dan and Kylie, you can do this." Harrison said.

"Stan and Kyle, use your head." Garrison said.

"Go!"

Everyone ran inside the maze. Stan and Kyle decided to split up and searched for the exit.

"Dead end!" Kyle said.

"I think I'm going around in circles!" Stan said.

"North Park wins!" The announcer said.

"Oh no!" Stan and Kyle said.

It took for them fives minutes to find each other and run out of the maze.

Second Competition: Archery

Rules: Hit the target. South Park goes first.

Kenny stretched the bow out. He aimed a little higher than the target. It hit the target dead center.

"Let's see you beat that!" Cartman taunted.

Lenny licked the end of his arrow. He aimed it even higher than Kenny's arrow. It landed directly above Kenny's shot.

"Ha! You missed!" Cartman taunted.

Lenny's arrow slid down, pushing Kenny's arrow down and landing on the target.

"Goddamnit!" Cartman shouted.

Third Competition: Tug-of-War

Rules: You get the idea.

Everyone pulled as hard as they could after the horn was blown.

"Now children, remember what we learned on force!" Harrison said while pulling.

The North Park Kids pulled the center of the rope over the line. South Park lost.

Break time

"What are we even facing against?" Wendy said. "It's like we're against robots!"

"We might as well give them the trophy if there is one!" Kyle said.

"There's no trophy Kyle." Mr. Garrison said.

"Pfft. You're just saying that to have good (sportsmanship)." Cartman grunted.

Fourth Competition: Quiz

Rules: Answer correctly and win points.

A jester spun a wheel.

"For 20 points, who can tell me where all the planets revolve around?"

Wendy raised her hand.

"The sun!" She said.

"That was easy." Stan said to his friends.

"Oh, I'm sorry. The planets actually revolve around the earth. Those points goes to Jenny!" The jester said.

"But the planets do revolve around the sun!" Wendy said.

"You have to answer what is correct in the medieval times."

"That's bullshit!" Cartman said. "We can answer what is true. Fuck this middle-age bullcrap!"

Last Competition: Castle Building

Rules: Build a castle.

"We did it!" Stan said.

"I can't believe we won for once." Wendy said.

"Look at their castle. It can barely stand up!" Cartman said.

The king arrived and inspected the castles.

"I'm very impressed by your design. It is much better then North Park's." The king said.

"Great!" Butters said.

"However, the rules are to build a historically accurate castle. Therefore, the prize must go to North Park's."

"What?!" The students gasped.

That was the final straw for Cartman. His face turned beat red. Steam literally shot out of his ears. The king and North Park's students stood back.

"I don't care if it's historically accurate. We built a castle that was great. It had a better design. But everything has to be historically accurate!" Cartman stated loudly and angrily.

"I could've won the quiz if it weren't for the answers having to be accurate to the middle ages!" Wendy added.

(He cheated at archery!) Kenny said, pointing to his counterpart.

"They're robots!" Butters added.

"Now calm down boy..." The king said.

"No!" Cartman angrily said.. "We have lost at every game and the North Park have to rub us in the face with it!"

"Get 'em!" Mr. Garrison said.

The students all threw rocks and bottles at their counterparts.

"Run!" Harrison said.

The students and Harrison ran to the bus. They drove off in a flash. South Park's students destroyed the fair. Its staff was also sent running for the hills.

"Oh crap. Children, we have to go home." Garrison said.

Everyone groaned and went for the bus.

"Man, that was the worst field trip ever!" Stan pouted.

"Yeah, those counterparts are robots!" Kyle added.

"Yeah!" All of the students said.

Meanwhile...

"What do you mean we're out of gas?!" Harrison said. "I bet those South Park kids drained our fuel!"

"Just calm down, everyone. We're going to get help...AAAAHHHHH!"

The bus driver was eaten by a pack of wolves. The wolves were still hungry. They saw an open door leading to a pack of fresh, fleshy, juicy North Park students. They all attacked at once while the children screamed in horror.