Description: Part Three of Three. The children of South Park must rescue the mayor who has been kidnapped by a drug cartel.
The next day...
Everyone looked at the ruins of Peter's base. Kyle and Stan were dragging Kenny's body away so that they could bury him.
"We've got their lieutenant all tied up and ready." Newton said to Peter.
Peter went to where the kids were keeping the lieutenant.
"All right mister, I'm going to ask you real questions." Cartman said.
"Where is your third place?" Peter said.
"I'm not telling you!" The lieutenant said.
Cartman stabbed him in the knee.
"Where is it?" Cartman threatened. "Or I'm gonna cut your carrot off!"
"Dude, a little excessive." Peter said.
While Peter and Cartman handled with the lieutenant, the medics handled the wounded.
"Come on Nelly, you can handle this." Bebe whimpered.
"I can't...go on..." Nelly croaked. "Survive...all of you...Survive.."
Nelly lied motionless on her bed.
"No!" Bebe cried.
Stan furiously left the building and approached to Peter. Newton close-lined Stan. Stan grunted and walked away.
"We lost another one." Stan said.
"I know how you feel." Newton said.
"You have no idea of who we lost." Stan said.
"I've lost people too."
Stan yelled and attacked Newton. He charged at him at full speed. He grabbed Newton by his hair and shoved him away. Newton fought back and pushed Stan away. Stan grabbed newton by his neck and pinned him to a wall.
"Don't push it on yourself." Newton said.
"I can do whatever I want to you!" Stan replied.
Newton pushed Stan away. At that moment, everyone stopped and watched the fight between the two boys. It wasn't until Peter came to separate them.
"That's enough!" Peter demanded.
"If I had nine lives..." Newton began.
"Well you're not a cat!" Peter said.
"Well, what did you get from their lieutenant?" Chris asked.
"I got that their third place is at an old military bunker back in South Park." Peter said.
"Then why would they capture the mayor?" Wendy asked.
Peter explained everything from the beginning. The town of South Park was used as a military bunker during wartime. The bunker also had a nuke that was intact. The cartel's plan was to capture the mayor so that they can receive the codes to activate it, destroying all of South Park.
"So we have go back to South Park?" Stan said.
"Pretty much." Peter said. "Do any of you guys have a bomb shelter?"
""Well, my uncle has one." Stan said.
"Great, everyone should hide in there while Newton and I stop the cartel."
"Wait, I'm coming with you too." Heidi said.
"And me!" Cartman said.
Peter just looked at Heidi.
"I know who their leader is." Heidi said.
"Well, who is it?"
"It's my friend's sister, Nicky."
"What's your friend's name?" Newton asked.
"Nicole. I found out that she was working for them."
"Wait, what?"
Earlier...
Heidi woke up to find herself tied to a chair in a small lit room. Nicole was on the other side also tied up.
"Nicole, where are we?" Heidi said.
"I don't know!" Nicole said.
A woman walked in.
"So you're with that guy who planned a resistance against us." She said. "Tell us about him or else your friend dies."
The woman took out a chain and started choking Nicole with it.
"No, Stop, Please!" Heidi begged. "I'm not with him!"
"Tell us!" The woman said.
"Please, I don't know! Please!" Heidi begged.
Suddenly, the woman stopped choking Nicole.
"There's our answer, she doesn't know about Peter." Nicole said.
"What... you're with them?" Heidi said.
The woman untied Nicole.
"More like I'm related to her." Nicole said. "Meet my sister, Nicky."
"You bastard! You bast-"
"TAKE HER AWAY!" Nicole bellowed.
Armed guards took Heidi away.
"No! No! No!" Heidi screamed.
Stan closed the door on his bomb shelter back in South Park. While everyone else was busying sleeping, he sat next to Wendy who was hugging her knees in fear.
"What if Peter and Newton fail and we're going to have to eat each other to survive?" Wendy nervously said.
""I'm sure Peter is going to be fine." Stan said.
Stan put his arm on Wendy. Somehow it made her feel a lot safer.
Peter examined inside the bunker with Newton, Heidi and Cartman. The cartel had built quite a living down there. Guards patrolled everywhere. The group snuck past them and made it to the cells.
"Mom, Dad!" Heidi said.
Mr and Mrs. Turner ran up to see their daughter.
"Heidi, you're alright!" Mrs. Turner said.
"Shh. We're going to get you out of-" Peter said.
WHACK!
Peter was hit in the head with a butt of a gun. The others were held at gunpoint by the cartel.
"Get inside, now!"
Peter got himself up. The rest of his group were escorted in their own cells.
"I can't believe that we caught them!" A voice said from down the hall.
Nicky and Nicole showed up. Nicole pointed a gun at Peter.
"Back up." She demanded.
Peter did as he was told.
"Leave him alone!" Heidi said.
"Now without them interfering, we can launch the nuke without trouble." Nicky said.
"I'll be the one that comes to your bed and cuts your throat while you sleep." Peter threatened.
"Bold talk." Nicole said.
"Fire the nuke." Nicky said.
The two sisters then left.
"Oh my god, South Park's going to be destroyed." Randy said from his cell.
"Newton, do you have your screwdriver with you?" Peter asked.
"Yes." Newton said.
Newton tossed him the screwdriver through the bars. Peter caught it and picked the lock. He opened the cell and freed everyone else as well.
"Newton, get them out of here." Peter said.
"You got it!"
Newton left with the adults. Peter, Cartman, and Heidi continued to where the mayor is being held.
"We got it." Nicky said.
Launching the nuke in T-minus Ten. a computerized voice said.
"Nicky!" Peter said, ambushing the two sisters. Cartman and Heidi were also prepared.
"Oh so you three escaped. I bet that unicorn guy also got out as well." Nicky said.
"Yep, he's long gone." Heidi said.
"You must be idiots. We only want to solve the real problem of South Park. They were jerks to us. They mocked us everywhere because we were celebrities." Nicole said.
"I don't see how nuking all of South Park will solve your problem." Peter said.
The music from "Not Evil" from Lego Movie 2 plays.
"Oh it does." Nicky said.
"Wait, are we in a music number?" Cartman said.
"Yep, get ready." Peter said.
Hello, friends, my name is Maguire Nicky
Don't worry, I'm not totally not one of those evil queens
You read about the fairy tales or seen in those movies
But there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me
"Oh really?" Peter said. "Then why are you firing that nuke? Why did you kidnap us? Why did you kill some of our group and kidnap the mayor?"
I'm SO not a villain
I have zero evil plans
No interior motive
just want to help where I can
I wanna shower it with gifts because I'm selfless and sweet
so there's no reason at all to be suspicious of...
Maguire Nicky! The least evil person in history!
And if you do not believe me...
I totally won't hurt your family
because that's evil and it's so...
Not me!
"Really?" Peter said. "Because that's ironic right now!"
While Nicky and Nicole were doing their "music number", Cartman and Heidi were busying freeing the mayor and shutting off the nuke with her help.
Peter, do you like spaceships?
because I think they are great.
"No, because spaceships are not my one defining trait!" Peter added while singing along in annoyance.
"Hey! Hey!" Nicole said.
Record needle scratch. Music stops abruptly.
Peter and his friends were running away.
"They're getting away!" Nicole said.
"That doesn't matter." Nicky said. "We have the nuke."
Nicole pressed the detonate button. At that point, Heidi and the mayor already got out of the bunker.
KA-BOOM!
The bunker was blown up. South Park was still intact. Cartman and Heidi actually changed its path and made the nuke blow up the base instead. Everyone saw the explosion, ran outside, and cheered.
"We did it!" Randy cheered.
Everyone celebrated by high-fiving each other and firing their guns in the air. But one person wasn't happy.
"Cartman?" Heidi croaked.
Cartman wasn't seen to be anywhere. So was Peter.
"He's gone..." Heidi croaked.
Wendy saw this and walked up to Heidi, who had tears streaming down her cheeks.
"I'm so sorry, Heidi."
"But they did it. They sacrificed themselves to save all of us!" Stan said.
"I'm surprised that Cartman did one nice thing to all of us." Kyle said. "I should've never doubted him."
But Heidi didn't want to hear all of this. She lowered herself to the ground and wept.
"Hey, look at the sky." Craig said.
A flaming object landed in front of Heidi's feet.
"It's...a fridge?" Randy said.
A fridge, that was surprisingly still intact had its flames put out. Then the door opened.
"Cartman! Peter! You're alive!" Wendy cheered.
Peter gasped as he landed on the ground.
"Did you had to fart in there?" He said to Cartman.
"I had gas!" Cartman said.
Everyone laughed. Cartman, who was covered in bomb ashes, ran up to Heidi.
"Heidi, I'm sorry for leaving you." He said.
"Don't be, we're together now." Heidi said.
The two embraced each other.
SIMULATION COMPLETE...
Peter took off the visor on his head. Yep, the whole story was revealed to be a simulation on how South Park was like.
"Man, that place was crazy." He said to himself.
THE END.
And I'm done. Yep, I don't plan on continuing this story, but thanks for reading this anyway.
Update (As of October 8, 2019): I will continue writing this.
