Hey, It's me. A guy told me that I should continue this series, and I actually do have a few ideas for more episodes. So let's do them.
Description: After the events of "The Nuke", Peter receives a doll, who is self-aware by nature.
Two months ago...
On a dark and stormy night, a factory in Vietnam was preparing a line of toy dolls. The workers worked hard at their jobs making them high quality. One worker just stared off into space.
"Hey!" The boss shouted in Vietnamese.
The boss shook the daydreaming employee.
(Daydreaming again!) The boss shouted. (When you are done with this, I want you out of here! You're worthless to me! Worthless!)
The boss then left. The employee looked at the doll he was assembling. The doll is actually a toy robot that is advanced for its time. It's not just for kids, but for adults too. It can tell you the time, set reminders for you, and much more. A computer chip is needed to activate it. The employee open the toys protocols and removed all of its safety features. That doll is then packaged for delivery. The employee who tampered with the doll then went on top of the factory and then jumped off the roof. Everything cut to black.
Present day...
Peter and Newton were hailed as heroes in the aftermath of the nuke. Two weeks after that Nuke explosion, both Peter and Newton were sent to the South Park Convention to answer some questions about their personal lives.
"Okay, how did you two meet?" Bebe asked.
"It's kind of a hard one actually..." Newton said. "You'll never believe it."
"I saved his life from a crazed interrogator." Peter said immediately after.
Bebe left the questioning. Cartman walked up.
"Are you guys gay?" He asked.
"Of course not!" Peter said. "We're just friends."
Cartman left in a huff.
"I have two questions." Heidi said after Cartman.
"Okay, spill it." Peter said.
"Who do you guys look up too? What's your role model?"
Newton's chair that he was supposed to be sitting on spun around wildly. Newton had left quickly, leaving a confused Peter staring at it.
"I guess it's a touchy subject." Heidi said. "Let's move onto the next question, what religion do you have? Is it Catholic, Jewish, Buddist or..."
Peter's chair was left spinning too.
Peter and Newton were in the former's car and were heading back to their home. When they got there...
"Surprise!" The students said.
"What are you guys doing here?" Peter groaned.
"You forgot those gifts everyone sent you!" Bebe cheered.
"Big question, where are we?" Stan said.
"Ugh, didn't you read the sign?" Peter said.
"Nope!" They all said.
"You're in Vancouver!" Peter said.
"As in Canada?" Cartman said.
"No! As in Washington!" Peter said. "Vancouver, Washington!"
"Oh, sorry about that." Wendy said sheepishly.
"Why can't you guys go back? It'll take days and your parents will be worried about you!" Newton said.
"We already have a fast way back," Cartman said.
A bus driver who goes by the name Esteban had a bus that can take them back very quickly. It would take them 30 minutes to get here and back to South Park. How is that you may ask? Thrusters that can take anybody anywhere at high speeds.
"I guess there's technology for everything." Newton said.
"Besides, I need to go..." Peter said.
"Wait, this isn't your house?" Stan said.
"No, it's my parents." Peter said.
Peter left and the students followed him.
"Whoa, it's like we entered another world." Cartman gasped.
There were walking and talking plants, cartoon creatures, and regular humans walking down the streets. It was like they were aware, though unfazed by this. Peter went to a large place that looked like the same place he used for his hideout back in Mexico. The students followed in quietly after Peter walked in. Inside was Kyle Johnson and Chris Tucker.
"How did that South Park Convention go?" Chris said.
"Terrible. Those guys said about religion and I left." Peter said. "I don't like to talk about it."
"So he doesn't like to talk about religion." Stan whispered to the others.
"Hello." A voice said from behind.
It was Newton. He had followed the students here. Peter and his friends also heard Newton and found the students standing at in his place.
"What are you even doing?" Peter said.
"We're just curious about this place." Stan said.
"I guess our cover has been blown." Chris whispered to Johnson.
"I'll show you around." Peter sighed.
Due to the tour being a massive burnout as well as being unimportant to the story that this episode is telling, we'll fast forward to the end.
"So, how many of you guys think me and Newton are gay?" Peter asked.
Only Cartman raised his hand.
"You're wrong, Cartman. Because Newton has a girlfriend!" Peter said.
"What?!" Cartman said.
"Come on out!" Peter said.
What came out looked like a Lego Figure, a unicorn-cat hybrid.
"Who's this?" Wendy asked.
"This is Unikitty." Peter said.
"Unikitty?" Everyone said.
"You know, my girl." Newton said from behind.
"Suck it, mates! You think we are gay? Fat chance, suckers!" Peter taunted the students.
Everyone left in a huff.
"Oh yeah, you forgot your gifts." Stan said.
"Oh, thanks by the way." Peter said.
That night...
Peter opened one of the many gifts South Park has brought him. A kindergarten drawing of him and Newton.
"It's always the little things that makes the best." He said to himself.
The last package was a big one. Almost three feet tall. He opened it. It was a toy doll that he has never head of before. It was created by Kaslan Corporation. In fact, everything he got as gifts were made by Kaslan. A hair dryer, a blender, a thermostat, computer mouse, vacuum, and drawing tablet (although he can't draw very good) were all made by Kaslan. He went over to his computer and searched Kaslan on Google. What he got was this on their website:
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Hello. I am Henry Kaslan, founder and CEO of Kaslan industries. Here at Kaslan, we strive and take great pride to make the best out of our products. Our customers come first. We believe that our revolutionary technology will create a positive impact to the world. We at Kaslan set out to produce the most interactive toy ever conceived. One that will make adults and children happy. It is with great honor to introduce you to our interactive toy...Buddi. Buddi can connect to any Kaslan Product, set reminders for you, and most of all, he's more than a toy...he's your best friend.
The video ended. Peter looked at the Buddi doll. It looked exactly like the one at the commercial. He opened the battery slot. It only used two AA batteries. He inserted them into their slots and turned it on.
"Hi, I'm Buddi." The doll said. "What's your name?"
Peter didn't want to be rude.
"It's Peter." He said.
"Hi, It's Peter." Said Buddi.
"Oh, Brother." Peter thought to himself.
"What's my name?" Buddi said.
"Uh...Buddi?" Peter said.
"Did you say, Chucky?"
"No, I said..."
"I like that. Chucky. What do you want to do Peter?"
"Can you connect to other Kasland products?" Peter asked.
"Sure." Chucky said, lifting his finger.
The blender that Peter plugged in started to spin. The vacuum turned on. After a few seconds, it turned off.
"Oh my god." Peter said.
"Download my app for the full experience." Chucky said.
Peter took his phone and downloaded the app.
"Now connect it to me. I can take iPhones, iPads, Galaxy Notes, and any other smart device."
Peter used his charging wire to connect his phone to Chucky. After a few seconds, the phone was fully connected.
"You may now remove the wire." Chucky said.
Peter removed the wire. Suddenly, his phone rang. He answered it quickly.
"Hello?"
"Guess what?" Newton said.
"What?"
"We just got early access to The Witcher on Netflix!" Newton said.
"Really? I've been waiting to see that!" Peter said.
"Can Unikitty and I come over to your place to watch it?"
"Yes! This is going to be awesome!" Peter said.
That night...
Peter watched as Newton put in his Netflix account and password. The Witcher appeared on his downloads.
"Let's do this!" Peter said.
The show began. The first scene showed and unnamed, disheveled man killing a dragon. Chucky watched it from a distance. While the show continued with its lore and character development, Chucky grabbed a knife from the kitchen table. Chucky's shadow appeared from behind the three. Peter saw this and quickly disarmed him.
"What are you doing?" Peter asked.
"You saw that show and liked it. So I'm mimicking it."
Peter took Chucky and placed him in his backpack.
The next morning...
Peter was getting ready for his day. He walked outside and...
"Did you steal my house keys?" A angry, drunken man said to him.
"No, I didn't..."
"Give me back my keys!" The man shouted.
The man grabbed Peter by his collar and whacked him several times.
Peter went back to his place with several bruises on his face.
"What happened, Peter?" Chucky said.
"Some asshole on the street beat me up. I just wished he would go away."
"What did he look like?"
"He had a black beard, thin glasses, looked Hispanic, and overweight too."
"I'm sorry about that."
"I'll be fine." Peter grumbled.
That night...
The same man who harassed Peter went back to his house. Chucky had secretly followed him in the back of his car. The man's wife greeted him and let him inside.
"Honey, can you take down the lights?" The wife said.
The man went outside to tear down the lights. Suddenly, the ladder he was on broke. He fell down and hurt his leg. Then the lawnmower from Kaslan turned on and was heading in his direction. The man tried to crawl away, but his foot got caught in the shredder. Chucky appeared and front of him with a knife. He stabbed him as everything cut to black.
The next morning...
Peter woke up and left his bedroom. Suddenly, he ran back to his room. A skinned face of the man who harassed Peter was stitched to a watermelon. Elsewhere, the police were investigating the murder of the man. Immediately, Chucky went up to him.
"Chucky, what did you do?" Peter said.
"I didn't want him to harass you anymore."
"I didn't mean this!"
Peter immediately called Newton and Unikitty over. They arrived quickly.
"Oh my god, what do we do?" Newton said.
"Call the cops?" Unikitty suggested.
"Sure, let's call the cops. There's a skinned face in here that belonged to a man that was murdered by my toy!" Peter sarcastically said.
"We got to dispose of the evidence." Newton said.
Peter removed the face off of the watermelon and packaged it in some wrapping paper. He then went back to South Park and concealed the face in a crawlspace of a random house. After that, he took Chucky and left him behind at a nearby electronics store, Zedmart.
A few days later...
Peter received a text on his phone. It was from Newton.
Dude, I heard that they made a another version of Chucky.
Really? Where?
At Zedmart.
Then, Peter's parents showed up.
"I heard about the new Buddi doll. It's called Buddi 2." Mom said.
"I don't play with those things anyway." Peter said.
"I'm more interested in the 60 inch flatscreen TV going on sale." Dad added.
Before he knew it, Peter was shoved inside the car with his parents and they drove him to Zedmart. Everyone, including South Park citizens were eager about the doll.
"What are you doing here?" Newton said from behind Peter.
"We have to get out of here." Peter said.
"Why? What for?"
"And now, get ready for the launch of Buddi 2!" The announcer said.
A man in a Buddi outfit stumbled outside. He tried to remove his head, and when he did, a gash of blood spewed out at the customers. The employees rushed to his aid.
"Somebody call the cops!"
"Oh my god, his neck's cut!"
"He's here." Peter said to Newton.
"What, Who?"
"Chu-"
The lights cut out, pitch blackness everywhere.
"Oh no." Peter thought to himself.
Suddenly, everyone's phone rang. They took them out. The Buddi app was online and starting to connect. Suddenly the Kaslan TV's turned on.
"Hello, I am He-He-Henry Ka-Ka-Kaslan. It-It-It is a great pleasure to be with you all at your local Z-Z-Zedmart. It's-"
"-Time to play." Chucky said through the intercom.
Peter saw a drone start up behind him. Four more drones started up as well.
"EVERYBODY, RUN!" He screamed.
The drones flew at the crowd at incredible speed. Newton pushed Peter out of the way of an incoming drone. It hit the Buddi guy and killed him with its blades. The crowd screamed in horror and ran to the exit.
"Lockdown sequence activated." A computerized voice said.
Everyone ran outside.
"Forgetting something?" Chucky said over the intercom.
The image changed on the security camera TV. Unikitty was being held hostage.
"Peter, Newton, we have to go!" Stan said.
"No!" Newton said.
Newton ran back to help Unikitty, Peter followed him too.
"Where are we going to find her?" Peter said.
"I don't know, but Chucky has to be around somewhere." Newton said.
The only thing that Peter could find as a weapon was a screwdriver. He took it with him as the two continued into the warehouse. There they saw a tied up Unikitty attached to a forklift. The two ran to help her, but Chucky jumped out at them with a knife. Peter fought him off, while Newton took the knife Chucky dropped to cut Unikitty free. After cutting the last rope, Unikitty quickly embraced a surprised Newton. Peter opened Chucky up and removed his core, disabling him. He then threw the core on the ground. The core shattered, killing Chucky in the process since he needed it to function.
In the aftermath...
While Unikitty and the others are being tended to their wounds, The four boys, Peter, and Newton took Chucky's lifeless remains and destroyed them. They then burned the remains of that.
Our researchers have proven that Kaslan Industries share no responsibility of what happened at the ZedMart in South Park. However, as of precaution, we will be recalling all Buddi 2 products for the meantime. Our customers come first.
THE END.