Description: Stan and Wendy set out to prove that the founder of South Park is a hoax.

"Welcome to the annual day of the founding of South Park!" The mayor said.

Everyone around South Park came to the event. They dressed up as pioneers and spoke with country accents.

"Welcome to 1863!" A man said in a cowboy voice.

There was candle-dipping, gold finding, and even a man marrying a horse. Yep, a horse.

"I now pronounce you man and wife." The pastor said to the man marrying a horse.

"Isn't that against the law?" Stan said as he watched with Wendy.

Wendy took out her phone.

"According to the history, it is legal back then." She said.

"And it is still legal now." The man who just married a horse said. "Now if you'll excuse me, we'll be doing our thing."

The man left with his new "wife".

"Hear ye! Hear ye! The commencement ceremony is about to begin!" The announcer said.

Everyone gathered around. Stan and Wendy ran up to the front. Then, someone familiar stood next to them.

"Hi!" She said.

"Oh, you're Unikitty. Newton's girlfriend?" Stan said.

"Yep! Peter and Newton are off doing their own thing, so I came here by myself!" She cheerfully said.

Then someone tapped on the mic.

"Hello, you all know me. Brittany Parker. The descendant of the founder of South Park, Jebediah Parker." She stated.

Everyone clapped.

"Now if you got the olden spirit, come out and introduce yourself!" She said.

Unikitty got on the stage in a blink of an eye.

"Our first newcomer is...oh, this asshole." Brittany said.

"Yeah!" Unikitty cheered. "Let's get this day started!"

(PARTY HORN MUSIC WHILE CONFETTI FLIES IN THE AIR.)

"No offense, but this day is for serious people only." Brittany said. "I mean, who wears a sweater with a puppy dog playing basketball?"

"Hey! I can be serious!" Unikitty countered.

"And those nacho earrings."

Unikitty whimpered.

"Give her a hand everyone!"

Unikitty left the stage crying. Stan and Wendy caught up with her.

"Hey, you okay?" Stan said.

"You want something to eat?" Wendy said.

The three sat in front of the founder's statue while they ate food from the fair.

"Hey guys, am I silly?" Unikitty said.

"We never got to know you." Stan said.

Wendy elbowed him.

"No! You're the most serious person I ever met!" Wendy said.

"I knew wearing a sweater and wearing nachos as earrings was a bad idea!"

Unikitty took off her sweater and wrapped it around her waist. Then she took the nacho earrings off and threw them over her shoulder.

"Look, at the place you sat, Unikitty." Wendy said.

The tile she sat on was loose. When Stan removed it, a hidden journal was under it. He opened to the first page.

It may be possible that Jebediah Parker may not be the true founder of South Park! Enclosed in the document below is the true founder of South Park.

When Stan carefully opened it, it was just some cryptic symbols.

"Maybe it's a code!" Wendy said.

"To the library!" Stan said.

The three hurried off to the library.

"Sir, we got a problem."

The three searched through books to find anything about the symbols.

"I found it!" Stan said.

"You did?" Wendy said.

"According to one of the symbols, it means fire! We have to burn the document!" Stan said.

"Where is it?" Wendy asked.

"Doo de doo."

Unikitty was folded the document into a paper hat.

"What? I thought this was silly."

Stan and Wendy looked at her.

"Oh, I'm supposed to be serious."

"No, you're a genius!" Wendy said. "The document is actually a map! You folded it to look like a map!"

"It looks like on the map that we have to go to the museum." Stan said.

"Uh oh, trouble." Wendy said.

Two cops were asking the librarian about Stan and Wendy. The three of them left quietly.

At the museum, the three searched through the exhibits for any clues.

"There's nothing. Did we get lost?" Stan said.

"Look!" Wendy said.

On a wall was an abstract stone triangle that looked like the one in the document.

"Maybe the treasure is here."

"Come on, statue, reveal yourself!" Unikitty said.

After looking upside down, she saw it.

"Guys, come quick!"

Stan and Wendy both looked upside down.

"Ah! Hair in my face!" Wendy said.

"Of course! The art is upside down, that's an angel! And I happen to know the only angel in South Park!"

The three arrived at the cemetary. The "angel" is actually a statue. It was pointing at a direction.

"I can't tell what the angel is pointing at." Wendy said.

"Look at me! It's picking my nose!" Unikitty said.

The angel's finger then shifted, revealing a secret passageway underneath. The three continued their way down.

"Watch out for booby traps. They could be anywhere."

"Haha! Booby traps!" Unikitty laughed.

Without looking, Unikitty stepped on a trigger. Arrows flew at them. They ran as fast as they could to a secret room. In it contained many top secret documents.

"Look, Lincoln is only tall because he was on stilts!" Wendy said.

"That's nothing, the American Revolution was secretly a ruse so that George Washington and King George the Third could work together find the holy grail!" Stan said.

"Look!" Unikitty said.

There was another top-secret document. Inside revealed even more secret things like:The Thomas Jefferson was actually two children stacked on top of each other in a trench coat, Mount Rushmore is actually the heads of robots ready to save us from an alien invasion, and best of all, if you recite the national anthem backwards, you'll gain superpowers! Try this at home, kids! It really works!

"The founder of South Park, Jebediah Parker was in fact a fraud!" Stan read. "As well as...a poop shoveling idiot."

Wendy laughed at that.

"Wait until Brittany hears this!" She laughed.

"The real founder of South Park is...Trey Stone." Stan continued.

"Who's Trey Stone?" Unikitty asked.

"Apparently, a some bandit." Stan said after looking up on his phone.

"Let's just get the documents back." Wendy said.

The three turned to leave with the documents. But the two cops blocked their exit.

"Not so fast! We're under orders from Brittany to prevent you from leaving. Any last words before we pop your heads?"

"Run, I'll handle them." Unikitty said.

"You can't be..." Stan began.

Unikitty clawed one of the officers, the officer tried to shoot her, but he ran out of bullets, Unikitty tackled him down and clawed him too.

"Damn, you're a badass." Stan said.

"Now let's go!" Wendy said.

The three arrived back to the fair.

"You know, I don't feel this is right." Unikitty said.

"What do you mean?" Stan said.

"I learned that it's not okay to take revenge on someone else even if they deserved it. Also, I can be silly again!" Unikitty said, putting on her sweatshirt and her nachos.

"Well we didn't come all this way for nothing." Stan said.

Stan gave the documents to Brittany.

"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Brittany screamed.

"Sometimes, vengeance is pretty sweet." Stan said to Wendy.