Description: Returning home from the previous episode, Peter and Newton find themselves on a plane that was taken over by terrorists.
When the last guy boarded the plane from London to South Park, the door closed.
"Please fasten your seat belts." A computerized voice said.
Everyone fastened their seat belts.
"We are now taking off."
The plane took off.
"What do you want to do?" Peter asked.
"Look around?" Newton asked.
Peter and Newton looked around the plane.
"I wonder if we can get anything to eat." Newton asked.
Peter pressed the call button and the stewardess arrived.
"Hey, is there anything to eat?" Peter asked.
All the two got was a bag of chips. Meals were for first and second class.
"Ugh, how many more hours?" Newton groaned.
Four men in first class looked at each other and nodded. They grabbed their bags and pulled out makeshift guns. These guns were well-crafted to bypass security.
"Alright, nobody move! We are taking control of the plane!" One of the men said.
Everyone gasped.
The pilot and co-pilot heard this and closed the door to the cockpit.
"If any of you assholes move, we will shoot you. Don't do any funny business!"
"Oh god, Oh god, Oh fuck, Oh fuck!" Randy panicked.
"Shut up!" One of the four men said.
Back on the ground...
"We interrupt the Terrance and Phillip hour for this special message." The announcer said.
"Apparently, Flight 77 has flown out of the formation it is supposed to fly. Military believes that the plane's been hijacked." The reporter said.
"Oh my god, that's the flight Randy was supposed to be on!" Sharon panicked.
At that moment, Sheila burst through the door.
"My Gerald's on there too!"
Then Wendy.
"My mom!"
Then Unikitty.
"My boyfriend!"
And finally, Peter's parents.
"Our son!"
"Uh, what are you all doing at my house?" Stan asked.
"Oh, sorry." They all said.
The people who burst in went back home.
Randy was taken to the cockpit door.
"Okay, open the door or this man gets it!" One of the terrorists demanded.
"Don't open it!" Randy said.
"I'm sorry, but I have to care for the passengers." The pilot said.
While the terrorists were distracted, Peter and Newton snuck to the cockpit.
"Hey, wasn't there a unicorn and some guy sitting next to him?" One of the terrorists asked.
"Search for him." Another terrorist said. "I'll keep an eye on this guy."
Two of the terrorists went down searching for Peter and Newton while the other two kept an eye on the passengers.
Peter and Newton dug through the bags.
"Ah ha! I knew someone would take their gun with him." Peter said.
"It could belong to a woman." Newton said.
"No bra and no pantyhose." Peter reminded.
"Oh."
Peter dug through the bag even further to search for bullets. The two terrorists spotted them.
"Aha!" The terrorist exclaimed.
Peter quickly threw the gun stunning one of the terrorist. Newton tackled the other terrorist down. Peter ran up to the stunned terrorist. The terrorist grabbed him by his neck and took him to the cockpit landing gear. He opened it and was about to throw Peter over the edge. Peter fought back. Newton subdued the terrorist he tackled down and ran to help Peter. He took one of the bags and threw it at the terrorist, sending him over the edge.
"Whew, that was close." Peter said.
"Let's go save the others!" Newton said.
Newton and Peter went back up to the seats. The two remaining terrorists were holding everyone at gunpoint. Peter grabbed a pot of hot coffee sitting behind him.
"Hey!" Newton called out.
The terrorists turned around. Peter quickly threw the coffee at the terrorist. They both screamed when the hot liquid burned the face. The passengers took advantage of this and tackled the terrorists down.
"We did it!" Randy cheered.
Everyone cheered as well. The pilot opened the cockpit door and ran up to the two boys.
"How can we ever thank you?" He said.
Peter and Newton looked at each other. They knew what reward they deserved.
The pilot gave the two a tour of the cockpit, the area where passengers were not allowed to see. When they got back, a man in a blue business suit sat in front of them.
"I'm so glad you took out all of the terrorists." He said.
"Don't count on it." The pilot said.
"Good." The man said.
Then, the business man grabbed the pilot by the collar. He took out his makeshift gun and pointed it at the passengers.
"What the hell?" One of the passengers gasped.
"Now reach for the sky."
Everyone did that.
"You were one of the terrorists all along?" Newton asked.
"No, I was their ringleader and their backup in case things went wrong." The business man said.
The business man took off his suit and pants, revealing an adventure suit and pants along with a sunhat.
"Uh, who are you by the way?" Peter asked.
"I am Connelly, leader of the Super Adventure Club, the terrorists that took over your plane." He announced.
Soon...
"What is your plan?" Newton asked.
"More importantly, who is Connelly?" Peter asked.
"The guy that killed Chef." Randy grumbled.
"Who?" Peter asked.
"Were you guys born in a barn?" The mayor said.
"I had royal ancestry back in my home." Newton said.
"And I was born in a hospital in Australia. My parents were there to visit my grandparents who live there." Peter said.
"And who's Chef?" Newton asked.
The passengers gave their explanation on Chef. He left South Park for adventure, but he was forced to be a child rapist by Connelly. Chef was convinced to return by the boys, but was convinced to reconsider thanks to Connelly. Then Chef fell off a cliff and was impaled by a shark rock.
"He made the best food for our children." Randy said, looking down mournfully.
While the passengers dipped their heads in mournfulness, Peter and Newton saw Connelly taking the pilot to the cockpit. They tried to follow him, but they were locked outside.
"Damn it!" Peter said.
"Now how are we going to get in?" Newton asked.
Peter saw a drink cart standing perfectly behind them.
"Order up." He said to himself.
Peter and Newton grabbed the edge of the cart.
"Now!" Newton said.
Both them pushed the cart with all of their strength. They rolled the cart into the cockpit door.
CRASH!
Both of them broke through the door and into the cockpit. Connelly was holding the pilot at gunpoint, and when he saw a raging cart heading towards him, he didn't have time to react. He was crashed into the control panel, knocking him unconscious.
"Woohoo!" The pilot cheered.
"We're not out of the woods yet!" Peter said.
Two military jets on both sides of the plane arrived.
"Oh crap, they must think the plane's still hijacked!" The pilot said. "And our communications system is offline!"
"I've got an idea." Newton said.
Newton took a large white poser along with a red marker and wrote a message on it.
WE'RE FINE
"The unicorn on the plane. He's saying that everything's been taken care off." One of the military pilots said.
The two jets flew off.
"Wow, that was easy." Newton stated.
"Yeah, too easy." Peter said to himself.
"Did you say something?" The pilot asked.
"No."
Soon, the plane landed at the South Park airport. Families of the passengers ran out to embrace them.
"Randy, you're alive!" Sharon said.
"I was so scared!" Randy said. "But Peter and Newton saved all of us. With a little help from us of course."
"Say, where are they?" Sharon said.
The police were arresting the terrorists.
"Bob, there's something strange." One of the police officers said.
"What is it, Mike?" Bob asked.
"Connelly is nowhere to be found." Mike said.
Bob looked at Mike with widened eyes.
Peter and Newton were on their way back.
"You know, there's something I don't get." Newton asked.
"What?"
"Connelly never told us why he wanted to hijack the plane."
"I think that's a story for another time." Peter said, before arriving at his house. "We're here."
Connelly had escaped from the police and made it back to a secret hideout. Yuika and Blackbeard were there as well. Yep, Connelly was in league with Gospel.
"Our plan to kill Peter and Newton was a failure." Connelly said.
"Talk about it." Yuika said. "I tried to kill them by turning them against each other. That didn't work."
"Don't forget on how I used the animals to kill them, but Mother Nature was taking her break." Blackbeard said.
Their superior, who was covered in a red and black hood, arrived.
"What's the point in killing them?" It said. "We should continue our actual plan."
All of them smirked.
THE END.