Episode 20 is nearing. Get ready guys.
Description: The Drug Cartel returns and announces its reform, but Peter is suspicious.
Newton, Peter, Chris, and Johnson were all doing their business at Peter's house.
"So how did that meeting with the council go? You know, about Gospel." Chris asked.
"Does it look like our meeting was secret. No, of course not!" Peter said. "Let's just give them the location of my house while we're at it."
WHAM!
"Wh-What was that?!" Chris said.
Yuika, Connelly, and Blackbeard had just burst right through the door. Peter's parents came down to see the commotion.
"Oh no, not you three!" Newton said.
"What are you doing in our house? Get out!" Dad demanded.
"Hi! And how is everyone today?!" Yuika said in a sinister, yet cheerful voice.
"You've must be in league with Gospel," Peter stated.
"Gospel? Stop calling us that!" Yuika said. "We left Gospel. We are our very own criminal organization now thank you! Our name is...all together now!"
Everyone glared at the three.
"Yuika's Lovelies!" Yuika announced.
"The Excavators!" Connelly said at the same time.
"Sea Dawgs!" Blackbeard said simultaneously.
SILENCE.
"What's with you?! I thought we agreed on my team name!" Yuika said angrily.
"And just what's so lovely about us?" said Blackbeard. "That's too girly! And since when were you the leader?!"
"I'm giving you a hand! I helped you escape from prison! You two should be bowing to me and calling me Empress Yuika!" Yuika said.
"Um, we're in the middle of a mission here, so please calm down. After all we, The Excavators, have to work as a team." Connelly said.
"YUIKA'S LOVELIES!"
"SEA DAWGS!"
"THE EXCA-"
"I don't care what your team name is!" said Peter. "What do you guys want?"
"Oh yeah. We've almost forgot! Unfortunately, this question isn't for you, it's for your unicorn friend here!"
"W-What?"
"Where is your little girlfriend?" Connelly said to Newt.
"I'm not telling you!" Newton said.
"Hmm, just as we thought," Connelly said. "You won't answer. Maybe a little present can help you."
"What do you mean?" Chris asked.
BLAM!
"Oh crap!" Dad said.
Newton was shot on the leg! He was breathing real heavily now.
"You're lucky that wasn't a fatal shot." Yuika threatened. "But how about now? Do you know where she is?"
"I-don't-know." Newton huffed.
"Oh well, we'll just take you away," Blackbeard said.
"Hold it!" Peter said.
Everyone stood in front of Newton.
"Don't you lay a finger on him!" Johnson said.
"Yeah, we'll protect Newton with everything we have!" Chris added.
"Oh, I'm so touched by their friendship that I'm crying." Yuika pretend-sniffed.
"SEIZE THEM!" Connelly demanded.
"U-Urk!" Dad groaned.
"Stop!" A voice said.
Behind them, Unikitty appeared.
"Just don't hurt them," Unikitty said.
"How nice! The girl comes out of hiding all by herself!" Yuika taunted. "Alright girly, you're coming with us!"
Unikitty walked up to the three.
"I'm sorry..." She said to Peter and his family..
The three took Unikitty away.
Soon...
"Okay, Newton's being treated for his wounds at the hospital. That leaves us to go save Unikitty!" Peter said.
Suddenly Peter's phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Peter, you've got to come quick. The drug cartel that kidnapped us is back at the town hall!" Cartman called.
Cartman hung up.
"Okay, I'll go with Cartman," said Peter. "You two will go rescue Unikitty."
"Got it!" Chris and Johnson said simultaneously.
Peter arrived at the South Park Town Hall. Everyone in South Park was there armed to the teeth. But more like rakes and broomsticks.
"Wow, they didn't even bother to use guns." Peter thought to himself.
"Get out of here!"
"What are you doing here anyway?"
"Relax people," Nicky assured. "We are here to do peace!"
"Pfft! Yeah right!" Gerald said.
"We were only forced to do it by our superior, Gospel. And when the drug cartel has fallen, Gospel fell along with it." Nicole said.
Everyone but Peter gasped. The latter was not buying it.
"Here are gifts to show that we are sorry for everything," Nicky said.
The drug cartel gave the town "gifts".
"Wow! How did you know I wanted a pinball machine?" Clyde asked.
"Cool! I got a Huggy-Wubby Tummy bundle for my baby!" A woman said. "And those things are hard to come by!"
"I got a new Galaxy Note!"
"I got a Nintendo Switch!"
The Drug Cartel came up to Peter. Peter glared at them.
"I know we have our differences, kids. But we've changed now."
The drug cartel gave Peter a gift, a chewed-up tennis ball. Everyone laughed at that.
Later...
Cartman arrived at Heidi's house with some flowers. Heidi took them and sniffed them.
"They're lovely!" She said.
"I know." Cartman chuckled.
"Hey, I just want know if you're available tonight. My family had just rented a movie." Heidi asked.
"Of course!" Cartman agreed.
When Cartman turned to leave, he saw Peter walking home angrily.
"Something's up with Peter." He said.
"Wait!" Heidi paused.
Heidi gave Cartman a walkie-talkie.
"So we can stay in touch," Heidi said, before embracing him.
As Peter walked home, he saw everyone in South Park mocking him.
"Oh, help Peter! I've been taken hostage by the cartel!" A man mocked.
Peter grumbled as he furiously walked on. Things became from bad to worse. The drug cartel was starting to live in houses.
"Okay, what is going on here?" Peter said.
"This family is nice to allow us to stay." A member said.
"Ugh." Peter groaned.
"Hey." A voice said.
"Oh, it's you, Cartman," Peter said.
"Are you getting suspicious of them?" Cartman asked.
"Duh!" Peter said. "They're up to something."
That night...
Peter and Cartman spied on the drug cartel, who was doing business at the park.
"I knew it!" Peter said. "They're building a secret HQ!"
"By the way, where's Newton?" Cartman asked.
"In the hospital. Gunshot wound."
"Hey, there's something I want to tell you," Cartman asked.
"Huh?"
"I kinda wondered if Newton died, can I be your second-in-command?"
"Wait, what?"
"You and Newton know how to work together. I was wondering if I could take that offer. I like being a friend to you and such, but I don't think Newton's going to survive that gunshot."
"I...I guess..." Peter said.
The drug cartel were all inside the building. Peter and Cartman followed them.
"Huh. Looks normal to me." Cartman said.
"Keep your eyes open. It could be a trap." Peter assured.
"Intruders!" A guard said.
Peter and Cartman hid.
"Okay, here's the plan. You will go and spy for me while I stay behind to support you." Peter said.
"Okay," Cartman said.
"Don't blow it," Peter stated.
Johnson and Chris found Unikitty in a forest along with Yuika, Connelly, and Blackbeard. They were all wearing red and black hoods.
"Alright Kitty, you will obey us!" Yuika demanded.
"Never!" Unikitty demanded.
"What do we do?" Chris whispered to Johnson.
Johnson took a rock from the ground and threw it in a direction.
"What was that?" Yuika said. "Connelly, go check it out."
Connelly left.
"Crap, Peter makes this look so easy," Johnson muttered.
"Should we do this?" Chris said.
"Yes."
"CHARGE!" They both yelled.
The three turned to the two boys' direction. Before they could react, they were knocked out by the boys with the help of Unikitty.
"Guess I'm not one of those damsels in distress after all," Unikitty stated.
"Uh, we had to rescue you," Chris said.
"I just needed help on fighting those guys. So I let myself get captured so that when Peter and Newton would rescue me, I would help them fight them off."
"Let's...just go," Johnson said.
At South Park...
"Wow! The cartel's holding an Expo for the town!" Wendy said while reading the news on her phone.
Then her phone got another message. It was from the Expo.
"Look, I've got an invitation to the Expo!" Wendy said.
"I've got one too!" Stan said.
Every kid in Garrison's class got an invitation including Peter. But the latter wasn't falling for it.
"Okay, got the plan?" Peter said as he helped Cartman gear up by helping him with his backpack.
"Yeah," Cartman said.
"Oh, by the way, I'd be happy to accept you as a partner."
"Really? You mean it?" Cartman said amazed.
"Yeah, you could be Newton's partner when I'm not available or mine when Newton's not here!" Peter stated.
"This is awesome!" Cartman said.
"Okay, just don't ruin it."
"I will."
The Expo was located at the same place where Cartman and Peter spied on. The kids in South Park were the first to be toured.
"That's strange, I can't believe they could build this in a day." Cartman thought.
"Welcome to the Expo!"
A small robot appeared in front of the kids. It was Yuika, but the kids didn't know about her yet.
"Welcome to the Expo! I would like you to show you around the place! Over here is the-"
Cartman received a message on his earpiece.
"That is Yuika, a robot who nearly killed all of us while the town was at the meeting in London," Peter stated.
"What should I do?" Cartman said.
"Just do as she says," Peter said. "Now's not a good chance to strike."
"Now that showed you all of the areas. I will give you a stamp card." Yuika said.
Yuika gave out stamp cards to everyone.
"I want you all to get all of the stamps and then meet me at the main pavilion."
When Yuika left, Cartman asked the kids.
"Say, where is Heidi?" Cartman asked.
"Probably doing something else," Stan said.
The kids left. Cartman got another message.
"Whatever you do, don't go to the main pavilion," Peter said.
"Okay, got it," Cartman said.
Soon...
"I've got all the stamps!" Stan said.
"Me too!" Kyle added.
"Did you get all of the stamps, Cartman?" Butters asked.
"No, you guys go ahead," Cartman said.
"Okay, but you're missing the fun!" Wendy chuckled.
The kids except for Cartman walked into the main pavilion.
"What are you doing just standing there? Help them!" Peter said.
Cartman ran to the main pavilion, but the door was locked from the outside.
Inside, the kids looked around.
"Hey, it's a statue of the mayor!" Bebe said.
Indeed it was. A large statue of the mayor was standing perfectly on the side.
"I hope you all enjoyed the Expo..." Yuika said.
"Yeah, we did!" Kyle said.
"...because you get to see the world's end!"
"What?!"
A red-hooded figure arrived.
"Wh-Who are you?" Stan asked.
The figure took off his hood.
"Pip?!" Everyone asked.
"Yes, it's Pip!" Pip said.
"Wait, weren't you killed when Mecha-Streisand crushed you with her foot?" Wendy said.
"Pfft. That was a stunt double!" Pip said. "Now I can finally get my revenge on the world who disowned me and replaced me with Butters!"
"Well, it's not my fault." Butters whimpered.
"SEIZE THEM!" Pip ordered.
Guards arrived and took the kids away.
"No, let me go!" Wendy said.
"Noooo!" Stan screamed.
Cartman heard the commotion from the next room over and fled just as the guards were closing in on him. He ran until the guards didn't chase him anymore.
"Holy crap, that was close." Cartman thought. "What do I do now? I can't go home, I know!"
Cartman arrived at Heidi's house which was surprisingly unlocked. He ran up to Heidi's room.
"Heidi! Heidi! You've got to help..." He said as his voice trailed off.
Heidi was curled into a fetal position on her bed and was facing away from Cartman.
"Tell me it's not true." Heidi whimpered as she held up her walkie-talkie.
Cartman gasped as he checked his pocket. He must've accidentally transmitted a message to her.
"Peter's other partner? Really?" Heidi croaked.
"I-I just thought it would be a good opportunity to me," Cartman assured.
"Well, it's a horrible opportunity for me!" Heidi said with tears streaming down her face. "I had a ton of bad days, but my boyfriend turning his back on me?!"
"I never said I would live with him, I would still visit you!" Cartman said.
"Really?" Heidi sniffed.
Heidi's walkie-talkie could also record messages. She played the most recent message, showing that Cartman definitely wanted to stay with Peter.
"I-I won't be gone forever. I'll find a way to make it work." Cartman said.
"I don't want it to work." Heidi whimpered. "I just wish things were back to normal."
"But..." Cartman began.
Heidi just ignored him. In tears, she ran away, unknowingly taking Cartman's bag with her.
"Heidi, wait! Heidi!" Cartman called.
Heidi was long gone.
Heidi sat in an alleyway of the town after brushing her tears away.
"Wait, this isn't my..." Heidi said as she searched through Cartman's bag.
After throwing Cartman's bag away from her, the contents of it spilled out. One of which is a flash drive.
"Huh?" Heidi said, looking at it. A voice from behind her got her attention. She turned around. It was Yuika.
"Oh, it's you."
"How did you know..."
"I've heard a lot about the town. Said that you wanted things to be normal."
"(Sigh) I just don't want Cartman to leave me." Heidi solemnly said.
"Maybe I can help," Yuika said. "Just give that flash drive and I'll do my thing with you."
"What are you going to do?" Heidi asked.
"I can use this flash drive to make a time machine so that you can be sent back to where everything began," Yuika assured.
"She didn't take no for an answer?" Peter said.
"Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have asked about being your partner," Cartman said.
"I'm sorry...oh by the way, can you give me back my bag?" Peter asked.
"Sure it's right...Oh no! Heidi must've taken the wrong backpack!" Cartman panicked upon searching Heidi's bag.
Heidi reluctantly gave the flash drive to Yuika.
"Yes!" She said clutching it.
"Where do I get my part of the deal?" Heidi asked.
"Oh, that's right. Oops." Yuika said, dropping the flash drive on the ground before crushing it with her foot.
"What the?" Heidi gasped.
Connelly came from out of the shadows and shot Heidi with a tranquilizer dart. The latter fell asleep instantly.
"We did it! Now with the flash drive containing the virus against the doomsday project destroyed, Peter won't be able to stop us!" Yuika stated.
Both Connelly and Yuika laughed maniacally as everything cut to black.
THE END SEEMED SO FAR AWAY, BUT IT WILL CHANGE TODAY.
GIVE UP THE PAST. EMBRACE THE STRANGE. EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE.