This is it, the last episode.
Description: Part Three of Three. When the resistance fails, Peter and Newton must make great sacrifices to save what remains.
Cthulhu menacingly stared at the citizens of South Park.
"YOU THINK YOU COULD DEFEAT ME? DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT YOU NEED ALL TWELVE SYMBOLS OF THE ZODIAC?" Cthulhu roared.
"Oh, yeah?" Peter taunted. "Then let's do it again!"
"I don't have a huge problem with that," Pip said.
Pip dropped a lit match on the floor, causing the zodiac to burn up into a crisp.
"Oh no!" Newton gasped.
"You shouldn't have chosen spray paint, losers!" Pip taunted.
The next thing that Peter knew, everyone but him, his parents, Unikitty, and Newton were lifted into the air by Cthulhu.
"Ah!" They screamed.
"This place needs some decorations!" Cthulhu snapped.
In a flash of white light, the people that Cthulhu lifted into the air was turned into banners on the wall. All with scared looks.
"It's too late, Peter!" Pip taunted.
Soon, Peter and Newton were trapped in a cage, while Unikitty and Peter's parents were trapped in another.
"No!" Unikitty screamed.
"But you could still live. Just let me get inside Newton's head and this whole thing will be over!" Cthulhu stated.
"Sir, what about me?" Pip said.
"I DON'T NEED YOU!" Cthulhu roared.
He snapped his fingers, and Pip fell unconscious.
"Now, when I'm inside Newton, I can finally rule the earth!"
"No!" Peter shouted.
"Don't fuck with me, kid. I am immor-" Cthulhu said as he leaned his face close to Peter.
Peter sprayed a can of spray paint on Cthulhu's eyes.
"OW, SHIT!"
It temporarily released both Cthulhu's holds on Peter, his parents, Newton, and Unikitty.
"We'll distract him!" Peter shouted. "Just take Unikitty and get out of here!"
"Okay!" Mom replied.
"Hey, over here!" Newton taunted.
Cthulhu turned angrily to Peter and Newton who had just run into the halls.
"Now's our chance!" Dad said.
"Oh no, you don't!" Cthulhu warned.
Peter's parents and Unikitty were locked in a cage again.
"You'll stay here, I have asses to chase!"
Cthulhu left to chase Peter and Newton.
"I can't believe it, our son is being chased by some immortal being and he's going to die!" Dad said.
"Newton...Stay safe..." Unikitty whispered.
Peter and Newton bolted down the hall.
"This way!" Newton shouted, turning left.
The two continued to...a dead end?!
"Oh no!" Peter said.
"Oh yes!" Cthulhu said from behind them.
Cthulhu grabbed both of them with his hands. He taunted them by showing them outside. Everyone in South Park was captured again and put in a tendril prison. Outside, everything was turning into chaos.
"Lookie, Lookie!" Cthulhu taunted to Mom, Dad, and Unikitty.
The three gasped. Peter and Newton were being held by Cthulhu.
"Which one should I kill?" Cthulhu taunted. "Last chance, Newton! Give up now or I'm going to kill your girl and your best friend. In fact, I should just kill one of them now! It'll be a snap!"
A red light appeared on Cthulhu's eyes. It would switch between Peter and Unikitty's faces on who he would kill.
"EENIE...MEENIE...MINEEE...MOE!"
It stopped at Unikitty's face. She looked at it in horror at first, but then she accepted her fate as she closed her eyes as a single tear formed on her. Cthulhu snap his fin-
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!" Newton shouted.
SILENCE.
"It's over. I surrender." Newton said.
"What are you doing?" Peter said, panicking.
"It's the only way."
"An excellent choice," Cthulhu said.
Cthulhu released Peter and Newton and removed the cage of Peter's parents and Unikitty. Unikitty ran up to hug him tightly.
"No, don't go!" She whimpered.
"I'm sorry..."
"Boo-hoo!" Cthulhu taunted as he snapped his fingers again, tying up Peter.
"My only condition is that you let my girlfriend, my best friend, and his parents go!" Newton demanded.
"Ugh, fine." Cthulhu groaned.
"No, Newton!" Dad said.
Unikitty couldn't watch. She buried herself in Mom's body.
"It's a deal!" Cthulhu said.
When Newton touched Cthulhu, he fell unconscious. At the same time, when Cthulhu entered Newton, his physical form turned to stone while everything else entered Newton's mind.
"I did it, I finally won!" Cthulhu triumphed.
Cthulhu went to the main control area of Newton's mind. When he got there, the door behind him closed.
"WHAT?!" Cthulhu gasped.
"Nice try, but you forgot one little thing." Newton taunted.
In the real world, Peter took out the memory gun he got from episode 18 and pointed it at Newton.
"Goodbye, Newton..."
BLAST!
Peter blasted the energy beam of the memory gun onto Newton.
In Newton's mind, the area started to burn in blue fire.
"While I did allow you into my mind, Peter would blast me with the memory gun erasing both you and me!" Newton explained.
"You asshole! Don't you realize you're going to die too?"
"I don't mind."
"LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!" Cthulhu shouted, but he couldn't escape.
"Nice try, but there is no escape!"
Cthulhu tried using his powers, but they wouldn't work against the memory gun.
"LKFDGAKDSFKLADSHJADFHKLDJAFHALKSFJHSADFKLJHDSAFKLHDFSAKLJADFHSJHAFSDK- NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOONNNNNN!"
Cthulhu was nothing left but a distorted demon. Newton punched him once, and Cthulhu disintegrated.
"Goodbye, Peter..." Newton said as the flames engulfed him.
Back in the real world, Peter had finished blasting his friend with the memory gun. It was over, Cthulhu was done. But everything was still in chaos.
"Hahahahaha." Pip laughed.
"What have you done, Pip?" Peter said.
"I foresaw my plan into failing, so I decided a backup plan!"
"You won't get away with this!"
Pip ran off with Peter in chase.
The two chased each other until Pip ran into a room and sealed it behind him.
"Damn it!" Peter said.
"You want to get in there, you have to get through us!" A voice said.
It was the eight high-ranking members of Gospel.
"Let's do this..." Peter said to himself, taking out his weapon.
"Battle of the Heroes" from Star Wars Episode 3 plays in the background. Seriously, listen to this on Youtube, it's epic!
"With the world gone, Pip will bring order and glory!" Cheesy Chad said.
"The only order and glory I see is chaos and destruction!" Peter replied.
The two had a brief fight, then Cheesy Chad was killed. It continued to the other 5 members of Gospel. He crucified Christine, bludgeoned Blackbeard, mauled the maid, yakked out Yuika, and cracked Connelly. Then came Nicky and Nicole.
"With this new world, Gospel will be its order, sister!" Nicky said.
"Let us begin," Nicole said.
"Sorry, I don't have time for this. Get out of my way." Peter stated.
The two fought Peter, but they ended up killing each other by stabbing each other with their swords when trying to charge at Peter.
"No, how could this be?" Nicky said. "Sister!"
Both Nicky and Nicole slumped heavily to the ground. Peter continued onwards to Pip.
Music stops.
Peter ran inside the sealed door and saw a large machine in front of him.
"What is that thing?" He asked.
"It's my time machine," Pip said. "I knew my plans would fail, so I created this! I could use it to go back in time and reverse anything you did! I could even kill you when you were a baby!"
"Your time machine won't save you from your plan!" shouted Peter.
"Hmmm, it seems we have a real fight on our hands," Pip suggested, before grabbing his sword.
"Do you really have it in you to defeat me?" Pip continued.
"I never had anything," Peter said.
"What a bummer!" Pip said before attacking him.
Peter blocked Pip's attack.
"I never called myself a hero," Peter replied before pushing Pip away.
Pip was knocked back into the controls of the time machine. The force of the knockback changed the settings.
"Even with your power, you will not win," Pip said.
Pip attacked Peter who deflected his every attack. It all ended when Peter slashed Pip in the chest.
"Ugh!" He groaned, dropping his sword while slumping to the ground with blood pouring out.
"It's all over, Pip! You've lost!" Peter stated.
"I...never...lose..." Pip wheezed.
Pip laughed maniacally as he took out a small device. He pressed the button on it. Everything became white in a very bright flash of light...
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South Park was back to normal. Where the air was fresh, the grass was green under the snow, and everything was quiet. The Expo was destroyed, the only thing that remains was a statue of Cthulhu. Unikitty and Peter's parents just got up.
"Ugh... what happened?" Dad groaned.
"Everything's normal again!" Stan said.
Everyone cheered.
"But where's Newton? And Peter?" Unikitty said.
Newton was found in the forest. Peter's parents, Chris, Kyle, and Unikitty found him. Newton opened his eyes.
"Oh my god, Newton, you did it!" Unikitty cheered.
"Hey...what's your name?" Newton asked.
Unikitty started to tear up.
"N-Newton?" Unikitty whimpered.
"Huh? Who's Newton?" Newton questioned.
"Come on, Newton. It's me, Unikitty. Newton, It's me!"
Unikitty was dragged away by Johnson. Chris just shook his head at her.
"Peter erased his memory. It's all gone." Dad reminded. "Newton doesn't know, but he did it. He saved all of us. Peter too."
"You're our hero, Newton." Mom said.
Unikitty sat down and cried. Chris and Johnson just hung their heads in sorrow.
Meanwhile, things weren't the same for the citizens of South Park.
"Peter! Where are you?" Cartman called.
"Peter!" Stan called.
Nothing. Pure silence. Tears start to form on Wendy's eyes. She cried into Stan's shoulders.
"He's gone..." Heidi said, solemnly. "For real this time..."
Everyone dipped their heads in mournfulness. Even the Goth Kids.
Peter's parents and Unikitty took Newton back to Peter's home.
"What are we doing here?" Newton asked. "Looks real nice."
"Come on, Newton. You know this place." Unikitty whimpered.
"Nope," Newton replied, but then noticed the sadness on everyone.
"Why the long faces? Must be a funeral."
"There's got to be something that can help Newton remember," Dad said.
"I kept a scrapbook of our adventures," Unikitty said, taking out the scrapbook. "This is about your visit to the Cheesy-poof factory."
"What about meeting Peter? That meeting about Gospel?" Dad said.
"I'm sorry, but I can't tell what's going on," Newton said.
At that point, Stan and his friends arrived at Peter's house.
"We heard the news, and we are so sorry for everything," Stan said.
"I just wish we had some way of getting Newton's memory back," Wendy said.
"If he can't remember, someone is going to take advantage of him," Kyle said.
"Stop, Kyle! No one's going to use me!" Newton said, annoyed.
Everyone gasped.
"He's remembering!" Unikitty cheered.
"I want to tell him about chopping his parents up and feeding him his parents chopped up into Chili!" Cartman added.
"I don't have parents, Cartman! Both of my parents are dead!" Newton said.
Everyone helped Newton remember them. Newton even learned what happened to his best friend, but he took the news well. Slowly, everything returned to Newton. Except for Cthulhu.
Time passed. The four boys grew up and married their girlfriends. Yes, even Kenny had a girl. South Park never had attracted so many visitors since the film festival incident. But this was for a good reason. The residents of South Park told its visitors of how their town was doomed by a cult, until two heroes came along to save the day. A human and his unicorn companion. In the end, they sacrificed themselves to save everyone. The unicorn has lost his memory of everything, until his friends came along to help him remember. As for the human, he was nowhere to be found, no body, no sign, nothing. But the unicorn knows that one day, Peter might return...
THE END.
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CREDITS
SOUTH PARK AND ITS CHARACTERS BELONG TO TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE. ANY OTHER CHARACTERS ARE OC.
TREY PARKER- Cartman, Stan, Randy, Clyde, News Reporter Tom, Cthulhu, Blackbeard, Peter's Dad and more.
MATT STONE- Kyle Brofloski, Kenny, Pip, Cheesy Chad, Craig, Tweek, Jimbo, Gerald and more.
APRIL STEWART- Wendy, Sharon, Liane, Nicky and Nicole Maguire and more.
JENNIFER HOWELL- Bebe, Yuika, Peter's mom.
ADRIEN BEARD- Token
JESSICA MAKINSON- Heidi
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GUEST STARS
JORDAN PEELE- Kyle Johnson
KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY- Chris
TARA STRONG- Unikitty
"WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC- Newton Scamander
AND...
JASON RITTER- Peter Caldwell
Thank you for reading!
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Somewhere...
The remains of Pip's time machine can be seen. Pip's body was lying near it. As the camera pans away, breathing can be heard. A shadow of an 18 year-old male can be seen looking at a castle of into the distance.