So, we're back here again. After that whole adventure in Dreamland, fighting zombies, and saving South Park from certain doom, I feel that the characters need a break.
Description: Karen is kidnapped in Paris. And it's up to Peter and Newton to save her.
The kids of South Park along with Peter's friends gathered around a restaurant waiting for Peter.
"Ugh, where is he?" Newton groaned. "Peter was supposed to meet us at Corny's about a few minutes ago!"
"He said he had some personal issues to deal with." Cartman said.
"Yeah, ever since his adventure, he has not left his den." Kyle said.
"Hey! I see him!" Unikitty said.
Peter arrived to the place along with a special someone.
"Sorry, I had to bring this guy along." Peter said.
A little cat-like monster popped from behind his head. It was Luci.
"Hey, guys!" He said.
"This must be Luci. The friend you were talking about." Newton said.
Newton was still recovering from that incident with Gospel, but so far, it's been going well.
"So, what did you invite me in here for?" Peter said.
Newton guided Peter in the restaurant. A bunch of people jumped out at him.
"SURPRISE!" They all cheered.
"What's it for?" Peter asked.
"Your birthday." Karen said. "It's today."
"Oh, well, today's not my birthday." Peter said.
"Wait, what?" Newton said.
"Yeah, my birthday's tomorrow."
It hit everyone hard, especially Karen.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She screamed.
Overall, the party went okay. But what did not went okay was Karen's parents arguing to each other (again), the police arrived and arrested her parents.
"Oh my god, what happened?" Stan said.
"This can be happening... again!" Kyle said.
This time, the police separated the Kenny and his siblings from their parents, they weren't allowed to go to the same school, instead three different schools. Each sibling also lived in a foster home. When it came to Karen, she received the special treatment. Upon earning good grades in her class, she was offered a class in Paris. Immediately forgetting about her parents, she said yes instantly.
With Karen waving goodbye to her foster parents, which were much better than the Weatherheads, she hopped onto the plane starting her adventure. Upon arriving at the airport in France, she was greeted by a charming man.
"Hey, I'm Howard. Let me help you with your bags." The man said.
Normally, any female would say "No." But Howard was very convincing. And Karen agreed. With Howard helping her with her bags, and driving to the location on where her hotel is, she got off Howard's car, and thanked him before walking to the hotel.
"I got one of them sir." Howard said on his phone.
Karen was amazed by the fanciness of her room in the hotel.
"Hey, Karen!" A voice said.
Two caretakers who clearly look evil, but have that romantic gaze for the girls, approached Karen. Then it was lights out for Karen.
Back in South Park...
"Did you give her a phone?" Karen's foster mother asked.
"I did, and she's not answering!" Karen's foster father replied.
But then, a call coming from "Karen" arrived.
"Hello? Karen?" The mother asks.
"If you ever want to see your daughter again, you must not call the police!" A voice said.
The call went silent.
Three days later...
News of what happened to Karen spread like wildfire. It was like the next Gospel, the next drug cartel, the next-
"All right kids, SHUT UP ABOUT KAREN!" Garrison barked at his students. "She's fine!"
It was so bad, the police eventually let Kenny and Kevin get reunited with their parents.
"My baby! She's gone!" Kenny's mom cried.
While the whole town tried to comfort her, the students felt sympathy for Kenny. And as for Peter and his friends...
"Wait, where did Newton, Peter, and Luci go?" Unikitty said.
Peter and Newton were on a plane flying them to Paris.
"Ready for this? We're going to save Karen's ass." Peter said.
"I can't believe that we're still going by plane. I mean, the last plane we were on was hijacked." Newton said back.
"Let's just ease our problems. You wanna play Diablo?"
"Let's save save Sanctuary!" Newton cheered.
Peter went and grabbed his travel bag. Opening it, he found...
"Luci?!" He gasped.
"I decided to stowaway with you." He said.
"But how did you... get past security?" Newton said.
"Easy. I pretended to be a stuffed animal." Luci said.
"I guess we're bringing him along." Peter sighed.
The plane eventually landed in Paris.
"Now we need to find Karen." Newton said.
"But which hotel is Karen staying at?" Luci said.
"Ok, now we're stuck." Peter groaned.
But something else caught their eye.
"Hey, I'm Howard." A man said approaching to them. "You need help with your bags?"
"Oh, have you seen this person?" Newton said, showing a photo of Karen.
Immediately Howard ran away as fast as he could.
"There's our answer." Peter said.
The three chased down Howard, but Howard was tricky. He lept over a fence that was padlocked.
"Ha! Let's see you get over that-"
WHAM! A bus ran him over, crushing him.
"Ouch." Luci said.
Peter climbed over the fence and ran up to Howard's body, checking his stuff. Luci and Newton followed after.
"He won't be needing that money anymore." Luci said, putting Howard's wallet away.
Peter found a sheet of paper in his pocket.
"It's an address. 742 Winchfield Ave." He read.
"That must be where they're keeping Karen." Newton said.
Later...
The three arrived at an apartment building.
"Okay. This is it." Peter said.
The three walked inside the apartment building and went to the room numbered on the address. Room 595.
"This better be it." Newton said to himself.
The two same men who kidnapped Karen went to the door.
"Have you seen this person?" Newton said, showing a picture of Karen.
"Sure, come inside." One of the men said.
Upon walking inside, both men knocked the three out with a frying pan.
Peter awakened only to find his hands chained to a pipe on the wall. Looking to his right, he saw Luci put in a glass jar and Newton with his hooves cuffed.
"You got a plan to break us out?" Newton said.
Before anyone could do anything, the same man who kidnapped the three walked in.
"You just had to find out about that girl." He said. "We're going to sell you off to an auction house. Best for you to not try and-"
While the man was distracted giving his sentence, Peter pulled down on his cuffs, breaking the pipe and hitting the man in the head. Upon knocking him out, Peter took the keys and freed himself, Newton, and Luci.
"Okay, exit's just that way." Luci said.
Upon opening the door to the exit, the group found themselves in a makeshift tunnel.
"I guess they weren't kidding on preventing us from escaping." Newton said.
That was spotlights came on. Two men in a hijacked military van spotted them.
"I SEE YOU!" The man mounting the machine gun shouted.
A wave of machine fire came at the group, the trio took cover behind some pillars. When the machine gun was cooling off, the three ran down another pathway.
"How do we take it out?" Newton said.
"Just run!" Peter shouted.
The three ran deeper into the tunnel, eventually hitting a wall.
"A dead end?" Newton said.
"No. This gate's electronically locked. If we turn on the power, the gate will open." Peter said.
The group looked around for a power source.
"I see it!" Luci said, hitting the button.
The power turned on, opening the gate. That was the good news, but the bad news was...
"You think you can escape that easily?!" The man mounting the machine gun on the military van shouted.
"Crap! We have to take that thing out if we're going to pass!" Newton said.
"Listen up, people! We've got prisoners in this place! Search the area!" A guard shouted over the intercom.
"Keep them alive, we need them for the auction." A guard said.
"How do we take that thing out?" Luci said. "We don't have any way to defend ourselves."
"If we had some bombs..." Peter suggested. "Stay here, I'll look around."
Peter emerged from his hiding spot and snuck over to the weapons cache a few feet away.
"Come out you little bitch!" A guard shouted over the intercom.
Peter found the cache containing remote bombs. He grabbed them and placed them on the pathway of the van.
"We're killing your friends while you're hiding pussy!"
Peter snuck back to his friends and pushed the detonator when the van drove over the bombs. The van blew up.
"Damn..." Luci gasped.
Peter took out the rest if guards.
"Okay, I think it's safe to come out now." Peter said.
Newton and Luci emerged from hiding. The three went through the gate, leading them to the outside world.
"Look! It's Karen!" Newton said.
The three found Karen being loaded onto a car. The car drove off, but the three were able to follow it without being spotted. The car eventually stopped on a yacht. Karen and a bunch of other girls were being loaded onto the boat.
"Now!" Peter said.
The group jumped off the edge and landed on the platform of the yacht.
"Okay, Newton and Luci will take the right side, I'll take the left." Peter said.
"Got it." Newton said.
The three split up, taking out guards when possible.
The girls that Karin was with were handed off to the men on board to be raped.
"My brother will come after you!" Karen said before being met with a slap in the face.
"Shut up! You will never get your stupid brother to come here! In fact, I don't think you even have a brother!"
The man the door behind him creaking open. He held Karen at knifepoint. When the door opened, a boy was standing there along with a unicorn and a demon.
"We can negotiate-"
BLAM! The man dropped dead.
"Peter! Newton!" Karen gasped.
"No hugs, please." Peter said.
"What was that? I think I heard something!" someone said from off.
"Hide!" Peter said.
Everyone hid in anyplace they could.
"Crap! Raman's dead! Search the area!" A guard said.
"Wait, the people that could be here could be after the girls. Finish them off and defend the place." Another guards added.
While the guards were killing off the girls they took, everyone escaped by hopping overboard into the water.
"I can't believe we didn't save everyone." Luci said, drying off.
"At least we got what we came for." Peter said. "Let's go home."
Back in South Park...
"I wonder what surprise Peter has for us?" Stan said.
"Hey! Here he comes now!" Kyle said.
Peter, Newton, and Luci arrived with a wheel-chair bound Karen.
"Karen!" Everyone cheered.
Kenny ran up to embrace Karen.
"Thank you, Peter." Kenny said.
"No prob." Peter said.
"So, who kidnapped her?" Stan asked.
"They managed to get away." Newton said. "But we were able to rescue Karen."
"Wow, that was abrupt." Cartman said. "I hope the ending isn't abrupt-"
Everything cuts to black.
"OH COME ON!"
THE END.
Some of you reading this might be surprised that I continued this. Well, welcome back?