I decided to try a more lighter tone for this story.
Description: Videogames are banned after a food fight in the cafeteria. But not by Kyle's mom, but someone worst than her.
It was another dreadful day at the cafeteria. The students were all eating lunch.
"What the fuck is this?" Cartman angrily said.
"It's tuna meatloaf. Enjoy." A cafeteria lady in a monotone voice said. "And that black stuff? Stewed Prunes."
The kids all groaned as they sat down at their tables.
"At least the cookies look good." Cartman, trying to stay positive.
As he bit down on his cookie...
"OW! It's hard as a rock!"
"What did I tell you about not trusting cafeteria food?" Kyle said.
Meanwhile, at the table across, a third grader snickered and threw a cookie on the back of Cartman's head.
"Ouch! Who threw that?"
When Cartman turned to that direction, he saw the third grader who threw the cookie at him point to the person sitting next to him. Cartman picked up his cookie and threw it at the third grader, but he dodged it and it hit a second grader. The second grader took a scoopful of prunes and threw them at Cartman, but Cartman got out of the way and it hit Kenny. Kenny threw it blindly and his shot landed on Stan.
"Oh you are getting it, Kenny!" Stan said, wiping the meat off his face.
Stan grabbed his cookie and threw it at Kenny, but it missed and was nearing Wendy. "Oh shi-Sorry Wendy!"
Wendy looked behind her.
"Who threw that?!" She angrily demanded.
In a fit of despair, Stan pointed to Cartman.
"Oh, it's on!" She said, grabbing a carton of milk.
"You son of a bitch Stan! You framed me!" Cartman said.
Wendy walked over to Cartman and squirted milk all over his face.
"Take that, asshole!" She said.
"ACK!" Cartman shouted, grabbing his tray blindly and hitting Kyle by accident. Kyle retaliated by grabbing his apple and throwing it at Cartman but it hit Bebe. Bebe grabbed her cookie and threw it at Kyle, but it hit Craig instead. Before long, the entire cafeteria became a war zone.
"SHUCK MAH BALLS!" Ike shouted, shoving Red's face into her pie.
Dramatic music plays. As the camera pans across the cafeteria, which became a mess. In slow motion, a yellow goop flew into a sixth grader's face. A second grader was hit by a cookie in the balls. Three first grader girls were all huddling together, before the middle one was hit by orange goop.
At that point, Mr. Garrison walked into the room.
"What the hell?" He gasped before leaving.
Slow motion continues. Four kids arrive with a wheeling metal container. Their target, a large group of kids standing in the middle. They all charged, but not knowing a puddle of goop on the floor, they were sent flying with food in the air.
At that point, Mr. Mackey enters the room.
"All children, mkay. I want you to stop fighting each other now. You need to stop with this fighting."
Mr. Mackey was enraged, so he took out his cell phone and called the cops. A few seconds later, the cops arrived, firing at the ceiling. The kids screamed as they took cover under the tables. A few police officers grabbed a couple of kids and beat them repeatedly.
"Take that, asshole!" A SWAT member said, beating up a kindergardener.
"My god..." Sergeant Yates said.
There is a dramatic pan across the cafeteria, with many of the kids doused in food and milk, one of them laid passed out with milk cartons surrounding him like blood. A cop runs outside to throw up.
That night...
The news began...
"Good evening, viewers. I am Tom Miller, our top story tonight, food war in the cafeteria."
The image changed to a food fight in the cafeteria.
"About 4 minutes after lunch period, a food fight erupted in the cafeteria. The police were called in to doctor it, and had successfully contained the situation. While no deaths are reported, the cause of this is still unknown."
"Actually this lawyer, Jasmine Thompson, has her own reasons on who the blame for the cause of the food fight." Another reporter added.
The image changed to an middle-aged woman with a serious look on her face. Next to her was another attorney Jack Walker.
"We are here at Nintendo HQ in Japan. Mario creator, Shigeru Miyamoto, is on the against list of Jasmine and Jack." Jasmine said.
Miyamoto could not speak English, so he had a translator with him.
"Studies show that the real cause of violence is because of violent video games. Children who play these games have a increased chance of violence after playing those games." Jack added. "So Miyamoto, what is your response to all of this drama?"
"それは偽です"
"It's false." The translator said.
"We all know this to be a lie. Recently, a school shooting has occurred in South Park because a kid wanted to recreate GTA."
"But-" The translator said.
"How can this man defend himself? Are you aware that Mario teaches kids to takes drugs, Pokemon encourages animal abuse, and that Sonic the Hedgehog encourages speeding?"
"まず、ソニックは任天堂製ではありません。 彼はセガによって作られています。 第二に、いや！" Miyamoto angrily said.
"First off, Sonic is not by Nintendo, he is from Sega. Second, our video games do not encourage violence on others." The translator said.
"Oh really?" Jasmine said. "Look at all of these case studies of deaths caused by video games."
Jack angrily pointed at Miyamoto.
"What do you have to say for yourself, Kanji?"
"..."
"Typical for a child hater." Jasmine said.
"To show more proof that video games promote violence, I will show one of the most popular consoles, the Nintendo Switch, and the violence that it promotes." Jack said.
The view changed to a TV screen with a Nintendo Switch console plugged into it by several technicians. A bowling game is put into the Switch, and a volunteer puts on the Joy-Con, but didn't put on the strap. When the volunteer does a bowling motion, the Joy-Con flew out of his hands and into the TV. Shards of glass explode outwards and hits the technicians in the eyes. The TV collapsed onto the ground, and explodes for no reason, shooting out glass and hurting even more people. Then the Switch ejected its cartrige and it flew into the volunteer's mouth. The volunteer chocked on the cartridge before dying.
YOU ARE DEAD.
Everything changed back to Jasmine and Jack. They are both horrified on what they saw.
"Strap! Strap!" The translator said, pointing to his wrist.
"Oh, you mean the strap that could cut off our kids' blood supply? And a stepping stone of committing suicide?" Jasmine said.
The next day...
A large crowd of angry parents have gathered at the town hall.
"All right, may I have your attention please?" The mayor said.
The parents grew silent.
"Yesterday, a food fight broke out into the cafeteria. We have a confirmation on the cause of all this. Video Games. Video Games have been corrupting our youth and are hell-bent in killing anyone that gets in their way."
Stephen Stotch stood up.
"But shouldn't video games be sneaky in terms of corruption rather than forced?" He asked.
"Pfft, video games aren't supposed to make any sense. You can't carry an unlimited amount of potions or arrows." A man said as he stood up.
"Our son shot up a school because he couldn't get past the first level of a Batman game." The wife of a couple who stood up added.
"Our daughter lost five thousand dollars online from gambling and stole another thousand from her friend's house." Another couple stood up.
"You mean video games can make us lose money?!" Sheila gasped.
"Now, now, don't worry." The mayor said. "We don't have to lose money. All we have to is to ban video games, and they'll never harm anyone again! And Jasmine Thompson, as shown in the news, will lead the ban."
"Ban video games?!" Jimbo gasped. "Are you going to ban guns too?"
"No. Besides, the only people that play video games are kids, Youtubers, and man-children who live with their parents."
"Who? Me?" A man-child said.
"Due to the clear degree that video games cause violence, I hereby declare that they are banned in South Park immediately! May we not suffer from them again!"
The crowd goes into unanimous cheers.
Peter heard a knock on his door. When he opened it, he saw a happy face standing in front of him.
"Karin!" He gasped.
"Hello!" She said.
She embraced him.
"Whoa, you're getting a little too affectionate." Peter said.
Karin giggled.
"I have the game that I borrowed from you. Pokemon Sword." Karin said, handing him the copy.
"Thanks!" Peter said, taking the game before heading inside his house.
Karin walked away with a smile on her face. But it quickly faded when she saw a bunch of police arriving at an electronic store. All of the customers and employees were arrested by the police.
Music: "Gortoz a Ran" from Black Hawk Down.
The next scene shows a toy store, police smashing video games and consoles in the storefront. Another scene changes to a teenage boy playing on his phone, but his parents snatch his phone away, throw it on the ground, and shoot it several times with a pistol as the teenager watches in dismay. The next scene, a bunch of video games and consoles are being dumped into a river before being blown up.
Music stops.
"Remember adults, keep your kids safe by banning video games!" A cartoon fox said on a 1920's style cartoon.
Peter looked outside his house and saw a bunch of police officers destroying video games and consoles out in the street. Immediately, he hid his video games under the mattress of his bed and his consoles in the basement. The police searched his house and found nothing. Peter breathed in relief after the police left.
To be continued...