Episode 2, Evil Is Reborn
Chris: The Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, I greeted all 16 stars on the new unpolluted island, then it was Heroes vs. Villains, jumping into shark-infested waters looking for a key that would open the new McLeane Hotel Spa, winners only, Thanks to Scott's fear of sharks, we learned that inside each robot, the heart of a spaniard beats, in this case, Alejandro, who, although he does not have the key to Heather's heart, did have the key to the Hotel and victory for the Vultures Villains, and the Heroic Hamsters said goodbye to Owen in our new, and very humiliating, mode of transport, The Toilet Of Shame, who will be the next to fall down the toilet? Find out now on Total...Drama...All-Stars!
(Intro begins)
The scene opens to a spotlight turning on, which had a sale tag on it, another spotlight from above lights up, which was very shiny, a camera comes out of a hole and drops a toilet paper, another camera comes out of a tree and drops a brush and soap
The camera pans over to Camp Wawanakwa near the pier, zooming in on the cabin and hotel as a helicopter descends on Chris and Chef.
(Na, I Wanna Be, Na, I Wanna Be, Na Na, I Wanna Be Famous)
The camera goes up the cliff and dives into the water, under the water, Anne Maria and Dakota were fighting over a chest while Scott was running from Fang, who was holding Geoff on his tail.
Anne Maria and Dakota leave the chest which opens and reveals Dawn with several immunity totems.
(Na, I Wanna Be, Na, I Wanna Be, Na Na)
On the surface, in separate boats, Heather, Lindsay, Lightning, Alejandro, Brick, Courtney, Gwen, and Owen held dueling staves as they stared at each other.
They all started to fight, Heather knocked down Lindsay, Lightning knocked down Owen, Alejandro knocked down Brick, Gwen and Courtney despite being on the same team fought jousts, but Courtney's cane was on fire, Courtney showed an evil smile while Gwen put a worried look
(I Wanna Be Famous)
On campfire night, Zoey and Mike lean in for a kiss until Sierra takes a picture of them and the camera flashes them in a daze, the camera zooms out to show the other campers and Chris as the sign is displayed "Total Drama All-Stars"
(End of Introduction)
Heroic Hamsters
The episode begins showing the cabin, a bird flies while voices are heard inside the cabin
Chester: There's a storm coming, damn
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Stevlana: I'm scared, after all these years he will come back
The interior of the cabin is shown, where Mike was in bed while changing personalities
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Vito: How are we going to stop this, guys?
Gasp
Manitoba: Hush, Mike wakes up
Gasp
Mike got out of bed confused.
Mike: Oh, did you guys say something?
Mike looked at the other boys sleeping and snoring, Mike shrugged his shoulders and went back to sleep
On the girl's side, Zoey was sleeping until Sierra takes a picture of her, the phone's flash makes her wake up.
Zoey: AH!
Dawn: Zoey, what's wrong?
Zoey: Oh, it's just Sierra
Sierra: Hi girls, I was updating the "sleeping" section on my website
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Sierra: I hate to break Chris's rules on bringing special items like my phone, but I have to keep my Total Drama blogs up to date
Sierra wrote on her phone
Sierra: "Zoey is much sweeter than what you see on TV, Lindsay is more...Lindsay than ever", without this phone, I would probably go crazy
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Sierra hugged her phone
Sierra: Oh internet, never leave me
The chef opened the door
Chef: Good morning, ladies!
The Chef threw a bucket of white paste that splashed the entire cabin and the girls
Lindsey: Ah!
Zoey: Hey!
The Chef took a look before leaving
Chef: It's...Breakfast
The Chef laugh and left
Sierra and Lindsay: Thanks Chef!
Zoey wiped the paste off her face and looked at Dawn
Zoey: We have to win that spa hotel
Sierra ate the pasta from the ground
Sierra: Umm, writing really works up an appetite
Zoey and Dawn looked at each other strangely
Vultures Villains
The hotel is shown, where at the table, were Gwen, Dakota and Scott, the first two with pancakes
Scott: I'm enjoying this, I'm dying to be a millionaire, I woke up at 5 this morning to see the pigeons released, and I'll just say it was...beautiful
Scott blew his nose on the tablecloth, Anne Maria sat next to him, the butler served him some pancakes and Scott a plate of sausages which he ate hungrily.
Anne Maria: Yes, and if we continue like this we can live like kings all season, because of the villainy!
Anne Maria and Scott clinked glasses, Dakota rolled her eyes, Gwen looked at her plate
Gwen: Yeah...villainy
Anne Maria: What's up with you, girl?
Gwen: What...um, nothing, you know, I was wondering how Lightning was doing on the island?
The scene cuts to Boney Island where Lightning was on the beach standing on a rock in the water, holding a branch with a hunting look, a catfish was swimming through the water until Lightning hit it by throwing it into the sand.
Lightning: Haha, fish, you got hit by Lightning!
A wild bird took the fish, but Lightning took it too
Lightning: Oh, you won't!
Lightning fought with the bird until he took the fish, which now looked very damaged
Lightning: Woo!
Lightning ate the whole fish, his stomach started to growl.
Lightning: Sha-ray, this little fish is swimming against currents.
Lightning ran into a bush to throw up, the scene returns to the mansion, where the butler served Courtney a plate of steaks.
Courtney: I just hope Lightning doesn't find the statuette, if we don't expel him soon he'll be too strong to beat him later.
Scott: Maybe we should do it right away, lose the next challenge
Dakota: Are you trying to sabotage the team again?
Scott: No, but this time we should all do it and lose.
Courtney: And lose all this? Forget it
Scott: You're right, this is great, do you know what I slept on last night? On a pillow...stuffed with feathers!, back on the farm in a potato sack stuffed with small animals, has a pillow ever bitten your face?
Courtney: I would like to enjoy my breakfast now, and that would require you to stop talking
In another part of the hotel, Heather sat watching Alejandro being massaged by an intern.
Heather: Stop hogging the masseuse
Alejandro: His hands are so soft, I wish I could feel them
Heather: Seriously, are your legs still asleep?
Alejandro: They were crushed in that robot suit for a year, and you would have known if you had written to me
Heather: Well, you didn't write to me either...are you plucking your eyebrows?
Alejandro: It's called "mascu-pilation" because it's very masculine, and I didn't write to you...because I was trapped in that robot suit!
Heather: Ugh, whatever
Haether ripped a ribbon from Alejandro's eyebrows, his scream was heard outside the mansion
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Heather: Please, that thing about "my legs are asleep" is obviously a lie, obviously he wants to manipulate me, but believe me, I won't fall for his... that, I won't fall for that
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Alejandro: Heather is more beautiful than ever, her silky hair, her big brown eyes... keep in mind that I was stuck in that robot suit for a whole year
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Chris(over PA): Attention campers, it's challenge time, get your asses to the beach, now!
Heather: Shall I find the baby carriege for baby Alejandro?
Alejandro stood on two hands and started walking like this
Heather: Showoff
The scene fades showing the beach divided into two parts, in each there was a platform, a yellow one for the Heroes and a red one for the Villains, on the platforms were the teams on their respective platforms
Gwen tried to greet Courtney but she ignored her.
Chris: Uh, someone's invisible
Chris was in a high place to see the challenge, with a beret on his head and dark glasses
Chris: TV couples, is that ever a good idea?
A ship arrived and Lightning jumped from it, landing on the platform of his standing team.
Scott: Any luck with the statuette of invincibility?
Lightning: It was not necessary, I am the statuette of invincibility!
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Alejandro: He is so arrogant, I would understand if he had this face, but he doesn't have this face
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Lightning: Arrogant? Be fair, look me...
Lightning flexed his arms.
Lightning: Sha-yeah
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Chris: Bonjour mess campers, some of you may remember our fiasco in season three, three Parisians find and build a sculpture, because our interns have hidden 3D pieces all over the beach, on each side there are 7 pieces, find your 7 pieces and build them inside the platform to form a monument visited on our World Tour, the first team to fully assemble their sculpture wins, but first, meet our guest today...Jasmine!
A tall black girl dressed as a australian hunter appeared
Jasmine: Hi guys!
Heather: Ugh, why she's so tall? I don't really like tall people
Dakota looked at Heather somewhat offended, as did Jasmine.
Jasmine: Are we going to have a problem, sheila?
Chris: Since the Vultures Villains won the last challenge, they can dig with shovels, throw them Jasmine
Jasmine: With pleasure!
Jasmine threw several shovels at the Villains, Dakota covered her face, Heather caught a shovel, Alejandro caught another, Courtney caught another, Anne Maria caught one with her hair, Scott was hit in the face by one, Gwen covered but Lightning caught the shovel, she smiled and took the shovel, Lightning caught two shovels
Lightning: Sha-caught!
Dakota: Um, shovel please?
Lightning: Nuh huh, I need both, when this one gets tired then I'll use this one
SLAP
Dakota left with her shovel smiling, the others cringed as they saw Lightning red-faced and fall to the floor of the platform
Chris: Jasmine, please head over to the Heroic Hamsters for a demonstration
Jasmine questioned a little but then she walked towards the yellow platform, but before climbing the sand where she was stepping fell forming a pit
Jasmine: AH!
Jasmine fell into the pit
Chris: And getting on their platforms will be challenging because of the pits...
Courtney bent down to touch the sand with her shovel, which also fell, forming another pit.
Chris: Which are full of...
Jasmine: AHHHHH!
Jasmine came out attached to the sand, while several crabs jumped
Jasmine: CRABS, AH!
Jasmine fell back into the pit screaming in pain
Chris: Haha, this couldn't get any funnier!
Lightning: It's nothing to the great Lightning, SHA BAM!
Lightning jumped away from the pit but was hit by a board from the arena, falling into the pit as he screamed in pain, his entire team except Scott who was smiling, cringed in pain
Chris: And watch out for sand traps
Mike: And so with thing we'll dig?
Chris: Sorry, shovel are only for winners, you should think before you lose, your challenge starts...NOW!
Chris honked his horn, the Heroes started to gather
Zoey: We have to divide our area into sections and dig each one in one.
Brick: No, we must divide the beach into quadrants and each one chooses a quadrant
Dawn: That's exactly what Zoey said.
Brick: Oh well, then let's use the plan that Zoey created.
Zoey: Let's go team!
They all put their hands together
Heroic Hamsters: Let's go team!
Vultures Villains
On the Villains side, everyone but Courtney and Heather were starting to dig
Courtney: Strategy, people, strategy, we all have to dig to one end in a straight line.
Heather: What if the pieces are on the far end? huh? huh? We need two lines that meet in the middle, right guys?
Lightning: Nobody tells Lightning where to dig, I'm my own boss.
Lightning starts digging in the water
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Lightning: Sometimes when my stomach is empty, my mind isn't full, stupid fish of Boney Island!
Lightning's cheeks puff out in disgust
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Gwen: Ugh, I can't believe Lightning made it all the way to the last final, it's just that his never Shat-up!
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Lightning is shown vomiting into the toilet
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Heroic Hamsters
The Heroes were digging with their hands, Dawn noticed a red light flickering in the sand, she touched it and it was sent flying by an explosion where many clothes came out.
Chris: Uhhh, Chef's dirty laundry.
Dawn: Ew
Chris: Pretty stinky.
Dawn noticed an explorer hat, took it and walked over to Mike.
Dawn: Look Mike, we can use Manitoba Smith's treasure hunting skills right now.
Dawn put the hat on Mike's head which made him gasp and change his personality, Mike(Manitoba) started to scoot quickly with his hands and pulled out a white piece
Manitoba: Haha, good morning sweetie!
Mike(Manitoba) threw the piece on the platform, then walked over to Zoey.
Manitoba: Looks like the real treasure is right next to me, haha, wink wink
Zoey smiled at this
Vultures Villains
Heather: Alright, we dig inside and then outside.
Courtney: No, we'll start in the corners first, then we'll zig zag!
Dakota: Ugh, some team
Heather: Right, a team without leader is equal to a headless horse, running around blind
Gwen: I'm sure a headless horse doesn't run anywhere
Courtney: This time I agree with her, that's why I have to be the team leader
Heather: No, I will.
Courtney: Let the team decide
Heather: Ugh, okay
Heather and Courtney started walking towards several members
Heather: Come here, Lightning.
Courtney: Scott (whistle) Scott
Dakota: Ugh, I give up!
Dakota fell in the sand and then saw Alejandro looking at her
Alejandro: Although you was have mutated, your cuteness is still the same as your blonde hair
Dakota: Nice try, but I already have a boyfriend.
Alejandro: I hope your boyfriend sees what you're doing
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Dakota: I know he's evil, but I won't get him to manipulate me, maybe I should manipulate him, right?
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Heather and Courtney stood in front of the rest of their team
Courtney: Listen guys, I'm your leader.
Heather: No, I am!
Heather nailed her shovel and heard a metallic sound.
Heather: I found a piece.
Heather digs and pulls out a black piece, before she puts it on the platform Courtney tries to take it from her.
Courtney: You'd never find her without me!
Both girls started fighting until Heather drops the piece on Courtney's foot.
Courtney: AHHHHH!
Heather: Whoops, sorry
Courtney annoyed pushed Heather into the pit, she screamed in pain and some crabs jumped
Chris: Two traps, two puzzle pieces and two delicious evil moats, which team will win this challenge? Find out after the break here on Total...Drama...All-Stars!
Commercial Break
After the commercial break, Chris is shown close to the camera.
Chris: An hour has passed and the teams are still tied at one piece each, which begs a pertinent question...WHY ARE THEY TAKING SO LONG?!
Chris yelled out loud for everyone to hear.
Zoey: We don't have shovels!
Heather: It's hot!
Lightning: I'm amazing!
Chris: Blah blah, groans groans, hurry up, I have dinner plans.
Dawn accidentally stepped on a slingshot trap door which sent her flying to the other side, Scott laughed at this until she fell on top of him, they both looked at each other, Scott gave a goofy look
Scott: Um, hello?
Dawn gave an angry look and went to his side without saying anything
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Scott: I think she's still mad about the sabotage.
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Dawn: Oh don't get me started on Scott, that badass blamed me for stealing other people's stuff and got kicked out, that money could have been for a good cause but he ruined it, this is the last time I make that mistake
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Scott looked down where he was and saw a piece
Scott: Very good.
Scott placed the piece on the platform
Chris: And it's two to one for the Villains!
Zoey was trying to get a piece out, Mike(Manitoba) approached her
Manitoba: Don't worry precious, I do it
Zoey: Well, if you insist.
Mike (Manitoba) tried to get the piece out but a cannon came out of nowhere and shot a boxing glove that hit him, the glove ended up hitting Brick who fell into the pit screaming in pain
Dakota found another piece
Dakota: Yes, I have one!
Anne Maria approached her
Anne Maria: Good job, daddy's girl...
A trap threw sand on Anne Maria, Dakota chuckles while Anne Maria glared at her
Courtney had also found a piece
Courtney: Oh, yeah!
Lightning: Lightning to the rescue, good for me!
Lightning took the piece and ran
Courtney: Hey, come back here with that!
Brick walked holding a piece
Brick: Look soldiers, I found...
A log came out right above Brick, lifting him up and hitting his groin.
Brick: ...another piece
Chris: Nuts?
Chris showed Chef a bowl of walnuts.
Lightning searched the sand and found a small pointed piece.
Lightning: Ha, too small for Lightning
Lightning threw the piece, which hit Courtney in the head causing her to fall into the pit.
Courtney: STUPID, FUCK!
Mike(Manitoba) threw a head piece onto the platform
Manitoba: Another, it's like taking candy from a child, could I show you how?
Zoey: Um, no thanks, with Mike maybe.
Zoey walked away, Mike(Manitoba) smiled
Manitoba: She is loyal, Mike knows how to choose them
Dakota was digging until a gust of water completely wet her, she gave an annoyed face, Chris and Chef bumped fists
Lightning threw two pieces as Courtney came out of the pit with some crabs on top.
Lightning: Look what a precious, what a beauty
Lightning started kissing his biceps.
Lightning: Sensual Beast
Scott whistled innocently as he approached the side of the Heroes, he looked at the Heroes digging to make sure no one saw him, he quickly went to his side and stabbed with his shovel until he heard a metallic sound, he began to dig until he found a piece, Scott gave an evil smile, went back to his side and dug a hole to put the piece in there and then covered it with sand and gave a small laugh
Manitoba: What are you up to, birdie?
Scott saw Mike(Manitoba) behind him
Scott: What do you mean?
Mike(Manitoba) put his finger in the sand and put it in his mouth, then dug until he found his piece
Manitoba: Haha, nice try wild dog, I'll teach you a lesson
Scott backed away in fright, but accidentally stepped on a trap, releasing a bunch of bees.
Scott: Bees! bees!
SLAP
Scott accidentally hit Mike's head with the shovel (Manitoba), he fell unconscious to the ground
Zoey: Mike! MIKE!
Mike's mind
Inside Mike's head, Chester, Stevlana, and Vito were playing a card game.
Stevlana: Time fishing!
Vito: Hey, it's "go fishing", not "time fishing".
Suddenly Manitoba fell from above
Chester: Oh no, this can't be good.
Manitoba: You heard that, the malevolent is back!
Stevlana screamed in terror, suddenly the painting of Mike turned into a figure similar to him with malevolent eyes
Out of Mike's Mind
Zoey: Mike, are you okay?! Mike!
Mike woke up confused.
Mike: What, where am I?
Zoey: Stop, you have to rest.
Mike: Don't worry, I'm fine, let's finish the challenge
Mike walked while watching Scott being chased by bees
Mike: Hmm, that's weird, I can't find Manitoba
Heather was walking on the beach and saw Alejandro finding a piece and noticed that one of his feet moved
Heather: Aha, I knew his was faking it
Then he saw that there was a crab on his foot
Heather: oh
The same farmer pinched Alejandro's feet, he yawned as a sign that it hadn't hurt at all
Anne Maria: Hey, McCretrin Legs, nice accessory
Anne Maria pointed to the crab, Alejandro used the shovel to hit the crab.
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Heather: His legs really are numb, ugh, I guess his was right all this time.
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Alejandro: It took all my effort to save that scream so no one was watching.
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When no one saw, Alejandro put his face in the hole and scream
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Alejandro stood up showing his legs moving
Alejandro: Cha cha cha, surprise!
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Dawn was walking around holding a very heavy piece until she saw a deep hole
Dawn: Sierra, what are you doing? You're like 6 meters away
Sierra: Sorry, I thought I was digging for Cody
Saw came out of the hole
Sierra: How many pieces do we already have?
Sierra tossed Dawn onto the platform, she counted the pieces.
Dawn: We have six of the seven pieces.
Zoey: Put the puzzle together, we dig
Brick: Alright soldiers, time to find that last...
A spring-loaded hatch caused Brick to fly, getting hit by a boat before falling into the water.
Chris: When we did our security test, that boat wasn't there
Chef: As if we tried those things
They both laughed
Brick came out of the water with some jellyfish coming out of it
Brick: ¡JELLYFISH, I GOT STITTED IN THE BUTT!
Brick ran down the beach touching his butt, Scott, Anne Maria, Heather and surprisingly Mike laughed at him
Zoey: How can you laugh?
Mike: Because the only cure for a jellyfish sting is to pee on it!
Brick jumped into the water, a yellow liquid came out there, Brick came to the surface and breathed a sigh of relief.
Zoey: Ew
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Brick: Well, no one else would pee on me.
Brick realized what he said
Brick: Forget what I said
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Dawn and Sierra were looking at the pieces finding the way
Dawn: A book, a crown, what are we building?
Lindsay: Got it, these pieces make up the Statue of Liberty!
Lightning found another piece
Lightning: That's seven, let's start Sha-building!
Lightning and the others ran towards the platform, Lightning jumped towards it, but Alejandro jumped and held himself so as not to fall, leaving a bridge where the others crossed on it.
Anne Maria: I'm passing!
Scott: Woohoo!
Dakota: I'm sorry!
Gwen: Sorry Alejandro!
Courtney: Stay still!
Heather: Thanks Al!
Alejandro growled and a crab pinched his nose.
Heather: Come on people, put this thing together!
Courtney: Try to match those two, no, those two!
Lightning: Lightning found the final piece, I'm a hero, possibly was a statuette of me, being me!
The Villains formed a giant black clock, but there was an empty circle
Gwen: It's tall whatever it is, and big as a tower, oh, the Big Ben!
The Heroes formed the Statue of Liberty, only the right hand was missing
Zoey: There's a piece missing, it must be in Brick's quadrant.
Brick: Sorry soldiers, I'm going as fast as I can.
Brick crawled in the sand tired
Zoey: Quick, let's help him!
The Villains looked at the statue
Heather: Why the big hole?
Gwen: Maybe we put it together wrong?
Lightning: Oh come on, just sha-finish it.
Lightning put a crab in the missing hole only for the tower to fall apart, separating the pieces.
Courtney: Ugh, well done responsible!
Courtney and the others glared at Lightning.
Lightning: Hey, it's not my fault they put it together wrong!
Alejandro: We didn't put it together wrong, there were only six pieces!
Courtney: Great, so Lightning counted wrong, come on guys, we still have to dig.
Everyone except Lightning got off the platform.
Lightning: I was counted seven...it's a conspiracy!
Heather: Yeah, a miscount conspiracy
Courtney found in a hole that Heather was digging a piece shaped like a circular clock.
Zoey and Mike pushed Brick to reveal a piece of torch
Zoey: Yes!
Zoey grabbed the torch and threw it at the statue, luckily landing.
Chris: The Heroic Hamsters win!
The Heroes cheered, while the Villains groaned
Sierra and Lindsay: Hotel Spa, Hotel Spa!
Chris: Ahem, I need a volunteer for an exile shift.
Brick: This is on me, troop, I'll forgive my poor performance in the...
Chef carried Brick and took him to the boat where he was taken to Boney Island.
The Heroes went to the cabin to gather their things, Zoey approached Dakota
Zoey: Hi
Dakota noticed Zoey and made an angry face.
Dakota: What do you want?
Zoey: I came to tell you, nice try on the challenge
Dakota: I told you not to talk to me again after...
Suddenly a bag of garbage came out of the sand, Dakota was surprised and used her shovel to move it away from her, but the bag hit Zoey, covering her with garbage, Gwen walked over to see what was happening, Zoey coughed while Chris clapped her hands
Dakota: Wait, I did not want to...
Zoey glared at Dakota before walking away.
Gwen: Oh, that was a mess like my Courtney's gift
Chris: Dakota, Gwen, always so mean, you're definitely on the right team.
Both girls looked sad
Elimination Ceremony
Chris: Hamsters, sit back and settle in for the show, Vultures, it's time to kick out the first villain.
???: One by one, all of them, will fall...
Mike(???) said with some flames in the background, looking evil
Zoey: Uh, did you say something Mike?
Mike gasped
Mike: Nope, I quiet
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Dakota: Lightning cost us the challenge, but Courtney is annoying, it's difficult
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Gwen: Ugh, I don't know who to vote for, most of them are evil!
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Chris: The following people are safe...Gwen, Dakota, Scott, Anne Maria, Alejandro and Heather
The aforementioned caught their marshmallows
Chris: Lightning, you're in danger because of your lousy math and countless bicep smooching
Lightning: If they were yours, you'd kiss them too
Lightning kissed his biceps
Chris: And Courtney, you're in danger because of your annoying campaign to send Lightning home
Lightning: You did what?!
Chris: And tonight's loser is
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Chris: Lightning!
Lightning: SHA-WHAT?!
The scene goes to the Toilet of Shame with Lightning in it, while his other teammates watched.
Lightning: They waste their strongest player? They will regret this, especially you Courtney, you are a Sha...!
Chris pressed the button causing the toilet to suggest Lightning to him.
Chris: Family show, people, family show, who's going to be eliminated next? Find out next time on Total...Drama...All-Stars!
End Episode
Votes
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Teams
Vultures Villains: Alejandro, Anne Maria, Courtney, Dakota, Gwen, Heather, Scott
Heroic Hamsters: Brick, Dawn, Geoff, Lindsay, Mike, Sierra, Zoey
Conclusion
And here we have the first elimination that is equal to canon, and I think you assumed that Lightning would go, his elimination was not unfair, but somewhat rushed, from being Sub-Champion in Revenge to being the second eliminated in All-Stars, it is the second time I delete it from second, there is another fic if you want it
Sorry if the dialogues or some situations of the canon are repeated, but there will be a different episode, you will already know what it will be...
See you guys next time :)