Episode 5, Blue Moon
Chris: Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, Dawn and Gwen switched teams, and while Dawn was cold-hearted by all the villains except Scott, Gwen got such a warm welcome, she got excited, at the challenge, giant pancakes were eaten, and in some cases brought back thanks to a spewing obstacle course, The Heroes won but a piece of pancakes in Geoff's pocket from Mike part, sent the Heroes to Loseland, and Geoff had an awkward elimination ceremony, twelve players left, who will do the circular swim in the porcelain bowl? Find out right now on Total...Drama...All-Stars!
Intro
Heroic Hamsters
The episode begins at dusk, showing Gwen knocking over a bowl of "oatmeal" and coughing in disgust.
Gwen: Gross
Brick: This slop is given to us in the army, it's like earth sauce, which would technically be mud but...
Brick tripped on the stairs of the cabin and fell to the ground, his face had fallen into the bowl filling with food
Mike: Whoa, look out, Brick.
Mike helped Brick up, while Zoey looked at him in shock.
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Zoey: I can't believe what I just saw?! ...saw...look...whatever, I can't believe it!
A flashback to the previous scene is shown, this time showing a hand grabbing Brick's leg causing him to stumble, then Mike gasping out of nowhere.
The confessional is shown again
Zoey: Did Mike trip Brick on purpose? ...maybe he also broke his lamp and Sierra's phone, but why?!
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Sierra: Look at my hand, it feels very strange without my phone...and without my phone, do I even exist? And does Cody also exist?
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Sierra came out of the cabin and approached Zoey.
Sierra: Zoey, can you see me?
Zoey didn't hear her as she was looking at Mike
Sierra: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sierra yelled in Zoey's ear.
Zoe: OH! What was that for?!
Zoey asked angrily as she touched her ear.
Sierra: I thought you couldn't see me, phew, thanks Zoey
Sierra walked away leaving Zoey confused.
Zoey: what?
Villain Vultures
Heather and Alejandro were having dinner at the table, while Alejandro ate, whistling through his nose to Heather's annoyance.
Heather: Ugh, you must whistle through your nose while you eat, windy!
Alejandro sighed
Alejandro: Typical Heather
Alejandro said and then walked away with both hands, Heather was shocked by what he said
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Heather: Typical Heather? Is that an insult? It's like I'm losing interest in me, no one had lost interest in me
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Alejandro: To take control, I must get Heather out of her game, it will be very easy
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Dawn was outside the hotel in the room, posing on the brandilla, she sighed
Dawn: I feel like I'm missing something, but what? What could be...?
Dawn then saw an orange bird laughing in a tree which reminded her of someone
Dawn: Scott! I really miss that stinker. How's he doing on Boney Island?
On Boney Island, Scott was walking through the woods with a stick
Scott: Yu hu, statuette of invincibility, come to daddy!
Scott put the stick in a bush but a growling bear came out of it
Scott: AHHHHH!
Suddenly a hook grabbed Scott's head, it was a helicopter piloted by the Chef who left the island
Scott: Ha, see ya, dumbass!
Scott scoffed before he was dragged through trees as he groaned in pain.
Back in th camp
Chris(over PA): Attention Campers, meet at the starting line.
The campers lined up in a white line near the cabin, each lined up with their team, the helicopter appeared in the sky and dropped Scott to the ground with some leaves and scratches, he groaned in pain.
Dawn: Oh my god, are you okay?!
Scott got up
Scott: Ha, that was nothing...!
Scott began to break his back a little, the others winced in pain
Courtney: Good, because we have to win a challenge... control yourself!
Scott: Yes ma'am!
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Scott: Maybe it's because Pa is in the army and Ma a waitress, but I kind of like taking orders.
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Chris in an explorer hat and a girl in a pink dress approached the campers
Chris: Good news campers, it's time for a painful night challenge.
Gwen: And what is this "Good News"?
Chris: Entertainment value, hello? This will give us more ratings.
The Chef approached pushing a monitor from the island
Chris: Today we will remember the fiasco of the fourth season, Buried Treasure
Dakota was shocked when she said the name of the episode
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Dakota: Not that episode, not after what happened, but I just can't hate it since it was the time me and Sam kissed for first time
Dakota sighed in love
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Scott: No thanks, not after what happened with the blonde.
Lindsay: Me what?
Chris: I don't care, your challenge is to run to the other end of the island, the first team to arrive with all their members wins, and someone from the losing team will be a victim of the toilet
Gwen: Sounds pretty easy.
Chris: Right, but tonight we'll have a rare blue moon crop, which has an unusual effect on the animals on the island.
Chris laughed
Chris: Villain Vultures, you guys won the last challenge so you get this map with the easiest route to the finish line.
Chris threw the map to Heather.
Chris: Heroic Goofballs, you'll be wearing these pretty bacon hats and sausage tails that will fare even worse when you come face to face with the friendly creatures of the island.
The Chef gave each of the Heroes a bacon hat and a sausage tail
Chris: But don't worry, you will be guided by our guest today... Ella!
Ella: Hello new friends! Would you like a song?
Lindsey: Oh yeah!
Mike whispered to Brick.
Mike: If they have a map with the fastest route...
Brick: We should follow them, great idea, Mike
Zoey whispered in Brick's ear.
Brick: He did what?!
Brick looked nervously at Mike.
Heather: Alright guys, this is going to be a piece of cake.
Chris: On your marks...
Alejandro sighed
Alejandro: It will be cake eaten
Chris: Ready...
Heather: LISTEN, LITTLE...!
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Chris: Go!
All the campers and Ella started running into the woods
At night with the moon in the sky, everyone ran through the forest
Brick: Mike, why did you trip me up?
Mike: What?!
Brick: Zoey told me and she won't tell you...oh, sorry.
Mike sighed.
Mike: I'm sorry, I don't know what's happening to me right now, I can't access my personalities and sometimes I sleepwalk, I'm so sorry, Brick
Brick: Don't worry, I forgive you soldier, and I'll help you with your problem
Mike: Wow, thanks Brick!
Brick: You're welcome.
Ella: Guys, look!
All the heroes stopped to see the moon turning blue
Ella: How cute!
Zoey: A blue moon, incredible!
Elsewhere, a bear was about to hit a squirrel, but when the moon turned blue, the squirrel started attacking the bear.
A bird flew wildly into the mansion, an intern screamed when he saw this and closed the door but the bird passed destroying the door making a mess inside
In the meadow a group of rabbits looked wild and one of them roared wildly
Mike suddenly gasped and started laughing quietly.
???: A blue full moon, but how fortuitous
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???: Hello, I'm Mal, it seems that this blue moon brought me back, now that I'm here I will torment these pawns, but first I must look like Mike
Mike(Mal) starts pretending to be Mike
Mal: Hi, I'm a bug-eyed wacko and everyone loves me.
Mike(Mal) laughed
Mal: Perfect
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Zoey: Did you say something Mike?
Mike: Umm, you know, pretty moon
Zoey questioned a bit but then left smiling.
Some birds approached her
Ella: Aww, what cute little birds!
The birds began to attack Ella and she ran away
Villain Vultures
A lizard approached the Villains and started wagging its tail like a dog, most of them were terrified
Courtney: Umm, lizards wag their tails like that?
Dawn: Their aura is blue, I guess this moonlight is affecting them
Alejandro: This moon is not like any other, it must be making the animals their opposites
Heather: Wow, Alejandro, you sure are very smart.
Alejandro: Uh?
Heather said with a sweet voice to the surprise of her classmates, she began to hug the lizard
Heather: Who's a cute little lizard? You are, yes you are
They all looked at her strangely
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Alejandro shuddered with fear
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Heroic Hamsters
Some birds flew straight to Sierra
Sierra: Back up, I have to be alive to see Cody-Woody!
The birds attack her
Vultures Villains
A group of bunnies start growling at Scott, Dakota and Courtney, the last two get scared and run away but Scott just stands there
Scott: I will not be defeated by a gang of bunnies
The rabbits start attacking Scott.
Scott: AHHHHH, HELP, I'M DEFEATED BY A GANG OF BUNNIES!
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Scott: I wasn't afraid of those bunnies, I was surprised, totally different
A growl is heard on the wall and Scott screams in fright, then he looks at the camera.
Scott: Umm, I mean...
Scott growls like a warrior
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Heroic Hamsters
Zoey began to back away from a menacing duck
A bird flew in and almost hit Gwen.
Gwen: That's it, I'm leaving!
Gwen started to run, Mike stopped Brick
Mike: Let's run together to get further ahead
Brick: But what about them?
A bird was pecking at Lindsay's hat.
Lindsay: He must be using Morse code, ouch!
Mike: They'll be fine, let's use this branch, so we won't be separated
Mike picked up a branch from the ground.
Brick: That's against my code, but yeah, come on.
They both left holding the branch
Sierra throws her hat to the ground, making the birds go for it only for her to end up grabbing the same duck from before.
Zoey: Phew, is everyone okay?
Lindsay: Hey, wasn't there six of us?
Sierra: GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Villain Vultures
Scott was running from the rabbits while the other Villains ran
Alejandro: Quick, there's no time to lose, Heather, you have the map, come here!
Heather was playing with the lizard
Heather: Yeah, running!
Heather started to run in front of the others.
Heather: Alright guys, we're just one step away from the finish line, yipee, this is so much fun!
Heather starts running jumping for joy
Dakota: Okay, this is weird.
Courtney: Yeah, why is Heather affected by the blue moon?
Dakota: Maybe she's half wolf?
Courtney and Dakota laughed at this
Heroic Hamsters
Brick and Mike(Mal) were running holding the branch
Brick: You couldn't access your personalities from the beach challenge, where Scott hit you with the shovel, maybe that's the problem
Mike(Mal) glares at Brick.
Mike: Wow, Brick, maybe you're right.
Mike(Mal) stopped causing Brick to trip over a rock and roll down the hill, Brick stopped somewhere in the woods and started looking around.
Brick: Mike? Where are you?
Brick looked at a bunny and smiled, but suddenly the rabbit growled fiercely causing Brick to scream in fear.
Brick: Mike? Whoever? HELP!
Brick yelled as he backed away from a large group of rabbits, the screen shows Chris watching this in the surveillance room, on one screen a tall white figure in a suit could be seen.
Chris: Who would cross or get lost in the woods? Find out after we return to Tota... Drama... All-Stars!
Commercial Break
After the commercial break, Brick is shown backing up near a tree, away from the rabbits.
Brick: Anyone? Whoever? HELP!
The rabbits began to approach him
Brick: ...nice bunnies
Before they attack Brick, Sierra swings on a vine and leads him away from the rabbits.
Sierra: Phew, that was close, I better hatch you so you don't get separated
Brick: "hatch me", what is...?
Saw with some ropes made a bowl on his back, which was Brick in it
Brick: Wow, wait, I can do it on my own!
Zoe: Come on!
Zoey, Lindsay and Sierra start running
Villain Vultures
All the Villains, except Dawn who was separated for some reason, reached a rope bridge that led to the other side in the middle of a fall.
Courtney: Great, first Dawn is going to who knows who and now we have to cross a rope bridge, fantastic
Alejandro: The map says that we must cross it in order to reach the goal
Dakota: Well I won't cross that thing, I'll take another path, and anyone with half a brain would follow me.
Dakota said as she walked down a path
Alejandro: You know we need the whole team to reach the finish line to win.
Heather: Plus if you get separated, you'll miss out on all the fun.
Alejandro cowered in fear at what Heather said.
Courtney: If you deviate, you'll cost us the game...
Courtney gasps
Courtney: That's your plan, right? Admit it!
Dakota: Good luck, if you make it!
Dakota yelped before disappearing from sight, much to Courtney's annoyance.
Heather: Good luck!
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Dakota: Speaking of naive, anyone who has seen a movie knows that the rope bridge always breaks, I'm also sure that Heather has rabies.
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Heroic Hamsters
Mike(Mal) was holding a wild bird and whispering to it
Mal: Hello little one, would you like to make someone else wet their pants?
Dawn: Mike?
Mike(Mal) realized that Dawn was looking at him straight on.
Mike: Ummm, hello Dawn, how are you?
Dawn: Hey, where do I know you from?
Mike: Um, from season four?
Dawn: No, your aura is very different, a much darker one than usual...
Mike(Mal) released the bird making it go after Dawn as she runs
Dawn: Oh no!
Mike(Mal) laughed at Dawn's misfortune
Mal: Tremble
Villain Vultures
Heather: Come on guys, let's cross, there's nothing to fear
Alejandro: Maybe we should surround him
Heather: Maybe someone brave can go through first and make sure it's stable.
Scott: I will, at home we have a special way of crossing these bridges
Scott cleared his throat and then began to run on the bridge while shouting as if there was no tomorrow, to the surprise of his companions
Scott stopped running when he reached the other side, catching his breath.
Scott: Like I said, it's okay.
Scott then saw a beaver on a log
Scott: Umm, are beavers normally cute or normally mean?
The beaver bit Scott's hand and he started to run and scream, when he accidentally broke free of it the beaver bit a rope on the bridge, causing the boards to collapse.
Alejandro/Heather/Courtney: NOOOOOOO!
Courtney: Ugh, you're not helping!
The beaver started biting Scott's butt.
Scott: Ow, my butt is not a chew toy!
Alejandro: Keep him busy! ...we cross?
The three began to cross the fallen bridge with care.
Courtney: If I don't die on this bridge, I'll kill Dakota and Dawn for splitting up and costing us the challenge.
Suddenly a table where Heather was standing fell, she would have fallen too but Alejandro took her hand, she looked at him with a smile
Heather: I knew you still cared.
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Heather: Silly, as if the moon affected me, he should have seen his face
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Alejandro: I totally deceived myself!, should I have dropped it? ...Stupid!
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When everyone got to the other side, Courtney took the beaver from Scott.
Courtney: Bite into this, weirdo!
Courtney made the beaver bite the last rope causing the bridge to fall completely
Alexander: Great plan, Courtney.
Heather: The Heroes won't be able to cross it anymore, but if Dawn and Dakota don't make it to the finish line, the bridge is no longer an option.
Alejandro: Right, terrible plan
Courtney: Anyway, it's your problem.
Courtney dropped the beaver to the cliff but he is raised by a parachute.
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Courtney: If we lose, it's totally Dawn and Dakota's fault, not mine.
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Dawn was being chased by the same bird as before.
Dawn: Somebody help me out of this nightmare!
Elsewhere Gwen was running from a group of squirrels
Gwen: AHHH, GET AWAY FROM ME YOU LITTLE BEASTS!
Gwen threw her sausage tail, towards the bird that was chasing Dawn, the bird and the squirrels began to fight over the sausages.
Dawn: wow, thanks
Gwen: You're welcome.
They both saw Dakota approaching
Dawn: Dakota, what are you doing here?
Dakota: I was taking another way, I think this way
Dawn: Great, are you coming Gwen?
Gwen: Why not?
Heroic Hamsters
On the bridge, Zoey was looking at the fallen bridge.
Zoey: Oh, now how are we going to cross?
Mike (Mal) approached her with a stick threateningly with the intention of hitting her
Brick: Mike!
Mike(Mal) threw the stick over the cliff and saw Lindsay and Brick being carried by Sierra approaching him.
Brick: Mike, where have you been?
Mike: Oh sorry Brick, a bear was chasing me but I think I chased it away.
Lindsay: But with a blue moon, a bear should be sweet and friendly.
Mike: Oh yeah, I'm an idiot
Zoey: But now what are we going to do? The bridge is broken.
Sierra: Oh, I have an idea!
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Brick: Oh god, you know you're in trouble when the only one with a plan is Sierra.
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At the top of a tree, Sierra was holding a liana just like her other companions.
Brick: Umm, are you sure about this?
Sierra laughed
Sierra: Totally... created
Brick: "Created"?...
Sierra: Now!
They all swung down the cliff until they collided with a tree and almost fell over the cliff, Sierra held on to the shore so as not to fall with the others.
Brick: Oh no, hold on Sierra!
Villain Vultures
The four Villains ran until they found the finish line with Chris there.
Chris: Welcome to the finish line Villains, it looks like you're missing two players!
Courtney stopped before crossing the finish line
Courtney: What, Dawn and Dakota haven't come over yet?! Ugh, I knew they would sabotage us!
A deer approached her and growled at her, causing her to scream and fall to the ground.
Courtney: No, no, don't hurt me!
The deer was about to bite her but someone put a stick in her mouth preventing her from attacking her
Courtney: Huh? ...Gwen!
Gwen was pushing the deer away
Courtney: Did you save me?
Gwen: You would do the same if you were in my place.
Courtney: Umm...yeah
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Courtney: I wouldn't. If our positions were reversed I'd be one step closer to a million dollars and Gwen would be deer food.
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Heroic Hamsters
The Heroes had already climbed the cliff and saw Dakota and Dawn running towards the finish line and they started running too.
Zoey: There's Gwen, we can still win!
Suddenly the moon turned back to its original color reversing the effects on the animals, causing the deer to stop attacking Gwen and Courtney and jump away.
Alejandro: Girls, the spell of the blue moon is over, quickly!
Heather: They know it's over, they don't need you to tell them, Bla-lejandro
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Alejandro: She's so upset, so authoritarian...it's a relief
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As the moon returned to normal, Mike gasped and stopped looking around, leading his team and Dawn and Dakota across the finish line.
Mike: What, where am I?
Zoey: Mike, hurry up!
Mike noticed and ran but unfortunately Gwen and Courtney got to the finish line first.
Chris: And the Villains win! ...again
The Villains cheered while the Heroes groaned
Elimination Ceremony
As the Heroes sat on the logs, Courtney sighed.
Courtney: I wish I was on the Heroes team.
Gwen walks up to her.
Gwen: Oh come on, don't be sad.
Gwen kisses Courtney's cheek, causing her to be shocked and blush.
Gwen: That will do.
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Courtney: Did she... just kiss me on the cheek? ...Should I have kissed him back?
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Gwen: That...was close, what if he reacted badly, what if he got mad at me?
Gwen sighed.
Gwen: I admit it, I'm in love with Courtney, I broke up with Duncan a long time ago, he's such an idiot that laughing makes Courtney jealous, that burns!, but... I don't know if Courtney will accept me as I am
Gwen sighed sadly.
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Chris: Villains, you guys won so you have immunity, and another night at the spa hotel.
Scott: I offer myself for exile for Boney Island
Chris: Sure, I don't care.
Dawn: What?! ...Why?
Scott: Sorry babe, I have to find the invincibility statuette
A helicopter put a hook over Scott's head, and he flew off to the island.
Chris: Alright, it's time to vote, Heroes
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Zoey: I'm sorry, but you're being weird with Cody.
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Brick: I'm sorry, I told them to vote for you, I'm pretty sure you'll freak out one day.
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Mike(Mal) framed the photo with an evil laugh.
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Chris: The votes have been counted, the following players are safe, Zoey, Lindsay, Mike and Brick.
Chris throws the marshmallows at the aforementioned
Chris: There are only you two girls left, Sierra, you are in danger for being very strange with your wishes towards Cody, and Gwen, you are in danger for separating from the group, to go save someone from the opposing team, the last marshmallow goes to...
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Gwen!
Chris throws the marshmallow at Gwen, from the peanut gallery, Courtney sighs in relief
Sierra: What? Why me?
Dawn: You have a Cody waiting for you at home, so run, Sierra, run!
Chris: Did you mean "swim"?
In the Toilet of Shame, Sierra was crying
Chris: Sorry, it's the best we got, hold your breath
Chris pushes the button
Sierra: I'M COMING, CODY!
Sierra screamed before going down the toilet.
Chris: If that wasn't drama, I don't know what that was, with new secrets this show gets hotter, stay tuned next time on Total...Drama...All-Stars!
End Episode
Votes
Zoey-Sierra
Mike-Brick
Gwen-Sierra
Sierra-Gwen
Brick-Sierra
Lindsay-Sierra
Teams
Vultures Villains: Alejandro, Courtney, Dakota, Dawn, Heather, Scott
Heroic Hamsters: Brick, Gwen, Mike, Lindsay, Zoey
Eliminated
16-Owen
15-Lightning
14-Anne Maria
13-Geoff
12-Sierra
Conclusion
Sure, some expected that this would be a non-elimination round and that someone would change teams, but no, surprise
One of the characters that were nerfed this season was undoubtedly Sierra, she went from being a fun girl obsessed with Cody, to a crazy obsessed with Cody, honestly I didn't like her plot with Cameron, even if it was funny, it made it clear that I was losing all level of sanity, by the way, a user called "Fritz Electroscreech" sent me an idea for Sierra in this fic, if you're watching this, sorry, but I already had the plot written for her and Gwen
And speaking of Gwen, the reason why she kissed Courtney is because she is Bisexual, I mean, LGBT
NOTE: IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE WHO DOES NOT SUPPORT AND HATES THIS TYPE OF CONTENT, I INVITE YOU TO LEAVE THIS FIC AND NOT COMMENT ON ANYTHING OFFENSIVE, HERE WE DO NOT TOLERATE DISCRIMINATION
And if there is a bisexual here, do not be offended by this, it will be with all due respect, I wanted their plot not to be so toxic, and I will make them a couple, watch how this develops very soon
I hope you think what will happen in the next episode, and guess which character from Pahkithew Island will make a cameo, see you soon :)