Episode 8, Extreme Regatta
Chris: Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, in a fistfight, Teens vs. Mutants, it proved beyond a doubt that these guys would do anything for a million dollars, Alejandro beat his older brother, Jose, Mal was up to his old tricks again, Courtney and Gwen made up completely and made out, and in a surprise twist, on that night, the Heroes would send a villain to the toilet, and the Villains would send a hero into exile, so it was, we'll see you tomorrow Zoey, and we'll see you never Dakota, yes, nine competitors left, who's ready to be banished now? Find out now on Total...Drama...All-Stars
Intro
The episode begins with Dawn walking through the woods, she comes across a trail of clothing.
Dawn: Umm, what are Courtney and Gwen's clothes doing on the floor?
Dawn then noticed a bush, as she turned her face inside the bush she saw a small lake in the woods and saw Courtney and Gwen kissing passionately in the water, they both had no clothes on and were completely naked, Dawn saw this in shock.
Dawn: Oh... I'll leave you girls alone
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Dawn: That was such a romantic moment...and at the same time very dirty.
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?: What are you doing, shortie?!
Dawn turned around and saw a little boy with purple hair.
Dawn: Who are you?
Max: I am Max, the future ruler of this island!
Max started to laugh wickedly.
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Max: Chris sent me to make these guys suffer, I'll show them who is the most evil of all, I'll show them all!
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Max was behind the cabin with a can of graffiti.
Max: How about a classic, a skull and two crossed lines
Max started to paint the wall with purple paint, Lindsay came over to see this.
Lindsay: Aww, what a cute bunny.
Max heard this and growled at her.
Max: Don't call me that!
Lindsay: I was referring to your painting.
Max: Huh?
Max saw his painting, and the skull was very rigged, looking like a rabbit.
Max: It's not a bunny, it's a symbol of evil, Ugh!
Max threw the can at the wall but it ended up hitting his nose.
Max: Ow!
Max starts to walk angry
Max: evil rats...
Max mumbled until he ran into a jeep.
Max: Oh yeah, I'll drive Chef's jeep to the lake, then we'll see who the villain is here!
Max got into the jeep, but when he started the engine the vehicle did not move forward.
Max: Ugh, engine failure.
Max got out and started fixing the jeep's engine.
Chris(over PA): Campers, meet outside the cabin, right next to our good little guest, Max.
The campers gathered there, Chef got into the jeep while Max started to growl
Max: I'm not!
Chef: Max, you fixed my jeep, you're a good boy!
The Chef left with his jeep while Max angrily walked away.
Max: Evil needs to rest...
Dawn approached the newly arrived Zoey
Dawn: Wow, you survived a night on Boney Island, I'm surprised! How did you do it?
Zoey: It was very simple
A flashback is shown on Boney Island where Zoey was bouncing on several wild beavers.
Zoey: Ha, try that, carnivore breath!
The scene shows back to the present
Zoey: My abilities managed to get stronger between seasons, plus...
Chris: ENOUGH SELF-PROMOTION, ZOEY!
Chris yelled into a megaphone in Zoey's face.
Chris: I have a big announcement, today the teams will be merging.
They all gasp in shock
Chris: Yep, now the rewards will go to individual winners, and everyone is at risk of going down the toilet.
Hearing this, some nervously gulp, Chris's phone began to ring.
Chris: Oh wait a minute, is my stylist.
Chris answered the call
Chris: Yeah, why don't my socks match my shirt?
Zoey: Together no matter what.
Dawn: Friends grand finale, here we come!
Dawn high-fived Zoey.
Mike: Um, can I be a part of this too?
Zoey and Dawn nodded.
Dawn: Of course
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Dawn: For now...
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Zoey: Brick told me that Mike is one of the alternate personalities, and Mal is the real one, but would that be true? ask the tarot
Zoey drew three cards with three pictures
Zoey: "The Lonely Prisoner, the Scary Tower and the Evil Goblin", I didn't remember all the cards so I made up some
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Mal: Now that that fool trusts me, I must be cautious, for now...
Mike's mind
Mike was trying to get off the chain
Mike: Come on, ugh, it's impossible, I'll never make it... uh?
Mike saw a tower in his mind, which was far away
Mike: A tower? But how will I free myself?
Some question marks began to fly near him as they said:
Who?
Where?
Why?
Mike managed to take one of them and destroyed the chain to free himself.
Mike: Aha!
Why?
Why?
Why?
Mike: Because yes
Mike started to run towards the tower, but then stopped when he saw Chester with a skateboard inside a shack.
Mike: Chester! Are you... selling skateboards?
Chester: That was Mal's idea, god, that guy is the most fucked-up jerk I've ever met in my life!
Mike: Chester, can you help me defeat Mal?
Chester: Oh, what the heck? Yes!
Mike took the skateboard and broke the chain that had his foot
Mike: Come on, to the scary weird tower!
Out of Mike's Mind
Chris was still talking on his phone, he had put on a sailor hat
Chris: Yeah, Kye thinks I'm color blind.
Chris walked over to a screen showing the island
Chris: Alright, today's challenge is an extreme grand regatta.
Brick: A what?
Chris: "Regatta", is a boat race
Brick: And why didn't you say so?
Chris: Because I have class, hello, your challenge will be to sail around the whole island in one of the boats that will be at the dock, and some of them are sinking, but don't worry, the Chef will keep things interesting while throwing some surprises
Campers were concerned upon hearing this
Chris: First one to successfully sail to the finish line gets immunity, you can go after their boats...NOW!
All the campers start running towards the dock
Courtney: Come on, Gwen, come on!
Brick: Hey, can I be part of your alliance?
Gwen: Why?
Brick: Because I can protect them from people like Mike.
Courtney: Ha, like he's a threat.
Brick: Seriously, believe me, he was in the correctional facility when his name was Mal.
Courtney and Gwen looked at each other and started laughing.
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Gwen: Wow, Brick thinks Mike was Mal in correctional, he's like a hundred times on the pathetic scale, poor thing...
Gwen starts laughing.
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Alejandro arrived at the pier first and got on a boat and started sailing
Chris: Alejandro has the lead!
Gwen and Courtney take another boat and start sailing, Chris appears riding in his propeller
Chris: And Gwen and Courtney willingly team up even though only one person won! Interesting
Mike(Mal) gets into a boat and starts beating it, then he goes to a boat and sinks it with an anchor, then he removes the porch of a float which deflates, and finally he takes the loser's boat and sails away
Zoey: Mike!
Zoey said as Dawn followed her
Zoey: Oh, we left the boat!
Zoey and Dawn got on the boat but after a few seconds it ended up sinking, Dawn glared at Zoey
Zoey: It was already rusty enough.
Zoey said nervously
Dawn: The raft will have to do!
Zoey and Dawn get on the raft and are also joined by Brick and Scott.
Dawn: Hey, find your own boat!
Brick: This is the only thing that floats!
Zoey: No time to argue, quick start rowing!
The four began to row
Chris: And the rabble is sailing on that raft contraption!
Lindsay arrived at the dock and realized that there was no longer any boat.
Lindsay: oh oh
Chris: And it looks like the blonde has run out of boat!
Lindsay dove into the water and began to swim.
Chris: And silly Lindsay chooses to swim! Surprising, but very stupid!
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Lindsay: Swimming really helps keep my figure perfect, I guess.
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Alejandro drove his boat around the island, until the engine stopped working and stopped
Alexander: Oh hell...
Mike, Gwen and Courtney managed to pierce Alejandro
Chris: Uhhh, Alejandro loses his engine and Mike, Gwen and Coourtney are headed for coconut alley!
Mike(Mal) stuck his head out curiously.
Mal: Coconut alley?
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Mike(Mal) was hit by a coconut from above, in the air Chef was in a hot air balloon, throwing coconuts into the air, which Mike(Mal) was able to avoid
Chef threw a few more at Courtney and Gwen.
Courtney: Uh-oh...
HIT HIT HIT
Both girlfriends were hit by several coconuts
Gwen: Hey!
Courtney lost her balance and almost fell into the water, but Gwen grabbed her.
Courtney: Wow, that was close, I almost got my hair wet.
Gwen gasped
Gwen: I would never let that happen, your hair is beautiful
Courtney: No, yours is, what's your secret?
Gwen: Double-Conditioner
Chris rolled her eyes.
Chris: Boring, kick things up a notch, Chef.
Chef pulled out a stick of dynamite
Chef: It's times like this when I really love this job.
Chef dropped the dynamite straight into the engine of Courtney and Gwen's boat, and in a few seconds it exploded.
Both girls' boat had stopped and its engine had exploded
Back with Alejandro, the Spaniard tried to start the engine while Dawn, Zoey, Brick and Scott approached.
Scott: Hello Alejandro, boat problems?
Alexander: Not anymore!
The engine started and Alejandro's boat began to navigate, making all four of them wet.
Dawn/Scott/Brick/Zoey: Hey!
Alejandro: Haha, adios no-amigos!
Alejandro left with his boat
Zoey: If only we had an engine.
Brick thought and snapped his fingers.
Brick: That's it!
Brick pulled Scott by the shirt and threw him into the water.
Scott: Hey, why did you do that?!
Brick: Sorry Scott, nothing personal, just luring our engine
Scott turned around and saw a familiar fin approaching him.
Scott: Oh no no no no no no no no...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Brick: Fang has a little obsession for Scott.
Chris appeared on camera in his jetpack
Chris: The nine start sailing and none have died yet, who will win? Find out when we return to Total...Drama...All-Stars!
Commercial Break
Scott was being held by one of the poles above, held by Brick, Dawn was tying a knot in a rope
Brick: Come on, sharky, come on!
Scott: NOT FUNNY!
Dawn: Finish it, Zoey, tie the knot on the raft!
Zoey tied the knot to the raft
Zoey: Guys, this is crazy!
Brick: Believe me, it will work, I hope...
Fang came out of the water tying the knot and began to chase Scott, who began to scream in fear as the boat moved forward.
Zoey: Hold on Scott, you're doing great!
Dawn: Great idea, Brick, albeit a bit villanous.
Brick: Huh?!
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Brick: Am I becoming a villain?! I didn't want to be a villain, I was just...trying to help Scott be a hero.
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Gwen and Courtney were trying to start the engine, while Alejandro passed them and then the four campers from earlier with Fang chasing after Scott, and finally Lindsay is shown kicking rapidly.
Chris: Alejandro is back in the race, the new rabble engine is ripping, and thanks to Lindsay's stupid idea, guess who's last!
Gwen: Are we the last?!
Dawn: Not just the two
Both girls freak out when they see Dawn on her boat.
Gwen: Anyway, we need to catch up!
Courtney started banging on the engine.
Courtney: Come on, you piece of trash!
Gwen began to use an oar to move the boat forward.
Back with Mike(Mal), he was sailing fine until he heard a whimper
Max: Stupid seats, evil can't rest like this.
Mal: What are you doing here?!
Max: For you information, no one talks to me that way...
A stick of dynamite falls on Max's head and he manages to grab it.
Max: Ow, what the...!
Max extinguished the fuse of the explosive with his fingers.
Max: Ha, they couldn't beat me with that!
As the four now three campers sailed on the raft, they passed a mansion which was Playa de Losers
Brick: Wow, I haven't remembered this place in a long time.
While saying that, Max was also looking at the mansion
Max: Yes...
Max looked at the dynamite with a mischievous smile.
Max: Just great.
Max jumped out of the boat and started swimming to the mansion.
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Max: If you think I'm a good guy and I lost my badness, know that I found a way to release things
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Scott: PIRANHAS, GO!
Scott was looking straight ahead, where you could see piranhas jumping out of the water, and also the boat where Mike was (Mal)
Scott: CRANKY AND NAKED PIRANHAS!
Brick: And Mike, we have to catch up!
Zoey: But who do you think we're going to catch up with? If only there was a way to tell if it's Mike and not one of his alternate personalities.
Brick: Yes there is! If you're willing to take some kind of risk?
Zoey: That gives me a crazy idea, wish me luck!
Zoey stopped holding the stick, causing Brick to stagger, Zoey grabbed another stick and jumped into the water grabbing onto it, the piranhas started coming out trying to bite her
Zoey: OH MIKE, HELP ME!
Mike's mind
As Mike and Chester walked, Mike heard Zoey crying.
Mike: Zoey, Zoey!
Mike suddenly flashed a light and was replaced by Mal, Chester freaked out when he saw it.
Mal: What the hell...?
Out of Mike's Mind
Mike gasped and looked around confused.
Mike: Because I'm on a boat?
Alejandro managed to pass it when his boat stopped
Chris: And Alejandro takes the lead!
Alejandro: Too easy!
Mike looked at Zoey in danger
Mike: Zoey hold on, here I come!
Mike's mind
Mal: Oh no, you won't!
Mal flashed white and was replaced by Mike
Mike: Zoey, I...!
Mike realized back to his subconscious
Mike: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mike yelled as Zoey's crying was heard from outside.
Chester: Uhhh, I don't know what's going on?!
Mike: Zoey's in danger and there's nothing I can do, ugh, when I get out of here Mal is going to pay me!
Out of Mike's Mind
Zoe: HELP!
Mike: Oh hold on, the engine won't start!
Mike(Mal) starts imitating engine noises
Zoey: SERIOUSLY, HELP ME!
Brick and Scott passed Mike(Bad)
Brick: Mike, Zoey is in danger!
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Mal sigh
Mal: Only because it would otherwise look "suspicious"
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Mike(Mal) sailed towards Zoey and managed to drag her out of the piranhas
Mike: I'm sorry, I was shocked
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Zoey: Aww, I knew he wouldn't let me down.
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Mal started chuckling.
Mal: Naive
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Gwen was rowing the boat forward, while Courtney and Dawn were trying to start the engine.
Courtney: Why don't you start!
The motor began to work again and the boat began to move faster
Gwen: Oh yeah!
At the Dock of Shame, Chris and Chef were waiting for the campers
Chris: All ships are in the final race! Who will win?
Alejandro was getting closer until his engine stopped working
Alejandro: Oh no!
His boat ended up stopping just a centimeter in the ball which was the finish line.
Chris: Uhhh, Alejandro loses his engine, what a bad luck
Alejandro: No no no no!
Back with Mike(Mal) and Zoey
Zoey: We're almost there!
Suddenly they managed to reach Brick and Scott, the latter being chased by Fang, Brick was running out of strength to hold Scott
Brick: Help!
Scott: Too close!
Zoey heard the screams and looked at the two
Zoey: Mike, we have to go back, we have to help Brick!
Mike: What?!
Zoey: I said that...!
Zoey was interrupted by Dawn, Gwen, and Courtney reaching out for them.
Brick: Scott, I can't hold you anymore!
Brick wearily put Scott down, enough for Fang to bite his butt and send him flying into the air.
Scott: AHHHHH!
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Scott was in the lotus position and trembling with fear.
Scott: Never ever make an enemy of a creature with more teeth than your entire f-family put together, NEVER!
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Scott ended up falling into the raft and then got up and glared at Brick.
Scott: Your turn to be fish food!
Scott pushed Brick into the water, then Fang came out of the water opening his mouth threateningly, but suddenly he began to sniff him and after a few seconds he swam away.
Scott: Are you serious?! Ha, I guess he wanted a meal, not a snack.
Scott pointed at Brick.
Scott: Get back here and start rowing!
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Brick: I know what I did was wrong, but Fang would only have chewed for a minute before spitting it out, right?
Brick swallowed hard.
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Back with Alejandro, he was trying to start his engine while Chris and Chef laughed at him.
Meanwhile, Gwen, Dawn, and Courtney neared the finish line.
Dawn: What is Alejandro doing?
Gwen: The engine must have died.
Courtney: I guess Alejandro will have to Alejan-row row row row his boat.
Courtney and Gwen laughed while Dawn frowned, suddenly the boat that had Zoey and Mike(Mal) started to get closer
Dawn: They're hitting us!
Courtney: Not on my guard!
The three girls began to move faster, Alejandro saw this and started the engine faster, the girls got closer and closer, Alejandro climbed on top of the boat and stretched making his face reach the finish line before them
Chris: Uhhhhh, Alejandro wins by a nose! Gwen, Dawn and Courtney are second, although it doesn't matter
The boat crossed the finish line along with Mike(Mal) and Zoey
Chris: Zoey and Mike are third
Lindsay came swimming and crossed the finish line, she looked very tired
Chris: Lindsay's dumb idea came in fourth place.
The raft arrived with Scott and Brick, the latter paddling with his hand while the other glared at him and crossed his arms.
Chris: Scott and Brick could have been last, but they were definitely the funniest, a meal, not a snack
Chris started laughing uncontrollably as Chef rolled his eyes.
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Scott: Pff, it wasn't that funny, Chrs
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All the campers met at the dock with Chris and Chef
Chris: Hey, has anyone seen Max...?
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A large explosion rose in a part of the island
Zoey: What the hell was that?!
Chris used his binoculars and gasped as he saw his mansion in pieces from afar.
Chris: MY LITTLE HOUSE!
Courtney took the binoculars and looked at the mansion.
Courtney: You call that a little house? It was a mansion!
In the destroyed mansion, Max can be seen in the arena celebrating and laughing.
Max: Who's the good guy now?!
Back at the dock
Chris: So many...photos...of me...lost.
Chef put his hand on Chris's shoulder.
Chef: We will build you another little house
Courtney: It wasn't a little house!
Chris sighed sadly.
Chris: As the winner of the challenge, Alejandro has immunity and a night at the spa, and he can take one person with him.
They all approached Alejandro with a smile
Alejandro: Although I would very much like to wear them, I cannot have favorites and break their pretty hearts
Some groaned in disappointment
Chris: Now go to the voting booth to vote.
They all went to the voting booth
Elimination Ceremony
They were all sitting on the logs, including Max
Chris: Congratulations, as a reward for doing the fusion there will be no Boney Island for anyone tonight.
Most of those who were there began to cheer.
Chris: Do you know how many statues of me were lost in that explosion? FIVE!
Courtney: Um, can we start the elimination ceremony now?
Max: I told you, today I was a great villain
Chris: Before we start as usual, I have a special present for Boom-Boom Max.
Max: Oh, I didn't have to...
Two policemen approached Max, one of them put his hand on his shoulder
Police: You are under arrest for the destruction of a private house
Courtney: It wasn't a little house!
Dawn: Well done bad boy, I hope your desire to be evil is worth getting locked up.
Max: Pff, it's worth it, I'm going to dominate correctional!
Chris: Correctional? Um, destroy private property! You get jail for big boys, man, I mean, a real prison
The policemen took their hands and started to take them away
Max: Wait guys, it was an accident, come on, take heart, I didn't know you couldn't put a toaster in a microwave...ugh, muffins out of the way!
Chris sigh
Chris: Justice, now, it's time to vote.
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Scott: I'm going to vote for Brick...he used me as shark bait, I hate it when people do that!
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Brick: I don't know who to vote for, but since Scott is so upset with me, he wins, I mean... he loses.
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Chris looked at the votes in surprise.
Chris: Wow, it's the first time we've counted the votes and it's unanimous, whoever goes down the Toilet of Shame will be...
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Lindsay!
Lindsay, Zoey and Dawn gasped in shock.
Lindsey: What?! But this time I didn't vote for myself
Zoey: I didn't vote for her either.
Mike put his hands up feigning confusion.
Chris: I'm sorry, the votes are official, Lindsay, it's time for you to go, I honestly thought that I would be expelled on the first day, but I was wrong.
Mike: Oh that's a sadly, Lindsay, how sad.
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Mike(Mal) showed the altered votes while whistling a tune and then laughed
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Dawn: Obviously the votes were fixed, and it's obvious that it was wrong, from now on, I'll do everything to make that evil man go away, for mother earth!
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Lindsay was in the Toilet of Shame
Chris: Alright Lindsay, anything you want to say...
Lindsay: Um, I don't have anything...
Chris pressed the button and sent Lindsay down the toilet while yelling
Chris: Eight players out, eight left, who's going to splash around on the porcelain throne next? I bet Brick...
Brick: Hey!
Chris: Find out when we come back with a new episode of Total...Drama...All-Stars!
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Votes
-All Votes Voided-
Players: Alejandro, Brick, Courtney, Dawn, Gwen, Mike, Scott, Zoey
Eliminated
16-Owen
15-Lightning
14-Anne Maria
13-Geoff
12-Sierra
11-Heather
10-Dakota
9-Lindsay
Conclusion
New chapter after a week, this is because today the study and exam weeks start, so I will be too busy to plan the next chapter
It's the same here as in canon, only this time it's a guest from Pahkithew Island, Max, obviously couldn't bring Duncan back or ruin Brick either, so Max was the perfect choice.
But if there is an elimination, Lindsay, honestly she didn't have to do here anymore, but maybe she didn't get expelled first, Mal is in danger since Dawn knows what she did, what happens next?
NOTE: If you remember what happened at the beginning of the episode with Gwen and Courtney, it was pure imagination of theirs, none of this happened (wink)
Before finishing I want to tell you that the next episode will have a different challenge (no injustice towards other competitors)
Which Pahkithew contestant will appear next? And who will be eliminated in the 100th episode of Total Drama? waiting soon