Episode 10, The Obsta-Kill Course
Chris: Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, we celebrated the 100th episode of Total Drama with a crazy go-kart race, there was pain, drama and above all great betrayals, Alejandro watched videos of Mal stalking and kept a dvd of security, Scott and Dawn started dating just before Dawn got hurt badly and was out of the game, we're getting close to the finals with only seven players, who's going to fail today? Find out right now on Total...Drama...All-Stars!
Intro
The episode begins in the morning in Wawanakwa, at the spa hotel, Courtney and Gwen were passionately kissing in the jacuzzi, Mike (Mal) approached the cabin and knocked on the window, Zoey opened the window and saw Mike
Mike: Hi Zoey, are you okay?
Zoey sighed sadly.
Zoey: I still can't believe Dawn is gone.
Mike: I know, I miss her so much.
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Mike(Mal) chuckles
Mal: Mike may miss that freak, but as far as I'm concerned, getting rid of Dawn was like removing gum from my shoe, kind of sticky but pretty satisfying.
Mike's mind
Mike and Chester kept walking
Chester: Oh, it's too long where we're going, my feet are killing me, oh, I hope I don't start listening to rock n roll music...or dancing where we're going!
?: Do you want to keep your voice down, old curmudgeon? He can hear you
The two see Stevlana chained to a giant rock, she was holding a peeler and around her there was butter next to a sculpture of a fish.
Mike: Stevelana! What are you doing?
Stevlana: Mal said, "sculpt butter fishes or cease to exist"
Mike: Well, it's time for him to cease to exist, come with us!
Stevlana: Shh, hush, he has ears everywhere.
In the sky, there were several cloud ears around
Mike: Ok, maybe that could be a problem...
Out of Mike's Mind
Mal: Now I can focus on my biggest threat, Alejandro, he will pay for sabotaging my sabotage
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Mike: I have to tell someone and you're the only one I trust. I saw Alejandro pushing Dawn's go-kart just before she fell off the cliff.
Zoey gasped
Zoey: I knew he was a bitch, I bet he rigged those votes too.
Mike: If Chef hadn't gotten her out in time, so...
Zoey: We can't trust him.
Mike(Mal) put on an evil smile
Chris (over PA): Attention campers, meet up in the clearing, last one up fifty pushups ago, go, go!
Brick suddenly came out of the cabin but tripped down the stairs, by Scott sitting there with a piece of dirt.
Brick: What are you doing?
Scott: I'm sad and when I'm sad I eat dirt
Scott as a piece of dirt
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Scott: Now that Dawn is gone, I don't have anyone from my old team of villains anymore, Courtney's a wannabe and Al and I are outnumbered, if I was on the farm I'd stash myself in the basement with enough potatoes to wait until next millennium
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In the woods, Chris was wearing sunglasses and a military helmet, the campers had all arrived tired.
Chris: About time you maggots arrived, I was already getting bored
Alejandro arrived with the others along with the Chef dressed as a military man at his side
Chris: I'm glad you're joining us Alejandro, but you know the deal, the last one has to do push-ups.
Alejandro: Of course I'm the last one, I was exiled on Boney Island!
Chris: You mean...I WAS EXILED ON BONEY ISLAND, SIR!
Chris yelled into a megaphone and Alejandro rolled his eyes.
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Alejandro: Chris is lucky that he has a threat to deal with... Bad, good thing I have a DVD full of incriminating recordings blaming him, when he least expects it, that fool will pay or my name is not Alejandro Burromuerto
Chris(on PA): Hahahahaha, what a funny last name
Alejandro growled
Alejandro: It's a very respected name where I come from...very respected
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Alejandro was doing push-ups
Alejandro: ...And fifty, phew, without a drop of sweat
Chris: Attention maggots, Chef's hard camp from Season 1 was rough, but this is Season 5, and things are going to get brutal with...Chris McLean's The Obta-Kill Course, patent pedient
The camera shows a course of neomatics
Chris: First they'll go through the fun tires...
The camera advances and shows a large wooden wall with four ropes, one yellow, one brown, one black, which released some electrical sparks, and one red.
Chris: Then you will go to the wall of ropes, each one is different from the other, choose wisely but not too wisely, that would spoil the fun...mine
The camera advances and shows a long handrail, in a lake
Chris: Then they'll go through the bars snap
Zoey: Why do they call them that?
Chris: Oh, you'll see...
The camera advances and shows a free area where there were several large rocks
Chris: Then they'll go through the "duck and cover" zone, after that, something good will be waiting for them
Scott: Pff, piece of cake
Chris: Oh, in that case...
Scott: NOOOOO!
Chris: Everyone will now have to carry a heavy backpack throughout the challenge, it will make it much more difficult
The Chef threw several backpacks on the ground, the campers began to complain and glared at Scott
Chris: Drop your backpacks and a big punishment awaits you, this is going to be amazing
Alejandro put on his backpack and Gwen and Zoey looked at him from afar.
Gwen: He pushed Dawn? Wow, that's pretty low, even by Alejandro's standards.
Zoey: Yeah, Mike and I plan to expel him.
Gwen: Count me in.
Zoey: Great, you just have to survive this challenge, at least it's not a crazy race, right?
Gwen and Zoey chuckles, while Courtney glared at Zoey
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Courtney: Zoey better not steal my Gwen, or try to kiss her...ugh, why not take that lip-reading course?
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Mike (Mal) approached Alejandro
Mike: You better watch your back, dude, or should I say...Al-dude
Alejandro: What a warning coming from the person who manipulated the votes
Mike: So what? Who is going to believe you? You are the most manipulative contestant in Total Drama history.
Alejandro: Right, I'm not known for being very trustworthy, that's why I hid a DVD full of recordings of you.
Alejandro grabbed Mike (Mal) by the shirt
Alejandro: Your hours are numbered, Mike, or should I say...wrong.
Mike(Mal) took Alejandro's hand with a withering look
Alejandro: Wait, my people have a saying, "A Burromuerto does not speak"
Mike: A Dead Donkey doesn't talk?
Chris laughed from afar
Chris: Alejandro, the Dead Donkey
Alejandro: It's much more poetic where I come from, but...
Mike (Mal) squeezed Alejandro's wrist more
Alejandro: Ow!, the point is... your secret is safe with me
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Alejandro: I must stop that monster, nobody ruins my cimetry and gets away with it
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Zoey: Um, what are you guys doing?
Mike: Oh Alejandro tripped and I was just helping him.
Alejandro got up glaring to Mike
Mike: You should be more careful, buddy
The scene fades out showing the seven campers positioned at the starting line.
Chris: On your marks...get set...GO!
Chris honked the horn and all the campers ran towards the first obstacle, Scott passed the neomatics without any difficulty
Scott: This is so easy.
Suddenly a log appeared and Courtnet collided with it.
Scott: Huh?
Suddenly Scott fell into a neomatic, bending his left leg, Scott screamed in pain
Scott: My foot is touching my face!
Chris(on PA): Hahahaha, did you think I wasn't going to give you a surprise at the beginning?
Mike(Mal) and Zoey passed the neomatics, while jets of water came out on her, Zoey caddy crashes into one but Mike(Mal) stopped her in time
Mike: Whoa! That was close, we make a good team
Mike(Mal) and Zoey smiled at each other, while Alejandro watched them from afar.
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Alejandro: His persuasive skills are very intense, I have to get everyone on my side...the handsome side
Alejandro smiled in a mirror
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Gwen stopped close to Alejandro and he caught her eye.
Alejandro: Gwen, we need to talk!
Gwen: I can't, I'm trying to hold on!
Alejandro: Just listen to me, whatever you do, don't trust to Ma...
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Alejandro was hit by a neomatic, the camera pans and shows Mike (Mal) smiling before leaving
Gwen: Okay, see ya!
Brick tiptoed past the tires one by one.
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Brick: This challenge is mine, I have to win it yes or yes!
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Chris: Mike and Zoey finish the first hurdle, and head for the rope wall!
Zoey and Mike(Mal) went to the wall, Mike(Mal) chose the red rope and Zoey chose the brown one, at one point Zoey looked at the rope and sniffed it
Zoey: What the hell?!
Mike: Zoey, come on!
Zoey: I'm try-try-try-try-ACHOO!
Zoey sneezed and fell to the ground.
Chris(over PA): Ohhh, looks like Zoey's allergic to dog hair rope.
Zoey: Dog hair? Ewwww... ACHOO!
Mike: Zoey, are you okay?!
Zoey: I'm okay, keep going!
Mike(Mal) looked at the rope he was on
Mal: Licorice?
Mike(Mal) chuckled
Mal: That this could be fun next...
Mike(Mal) bit the rope a bit and continued climbing past the wall
Gwen reached the wall and climbed the brown rope, bumping into Zoey climbing the yellow rope, she asked
Zoey: Are you allergic to dogs?
Gwen: Strange question, no.
Zoey chuckled.
Zoey: It's just that your rope is...
Gwen sniffed at her rope and retched in disgust, Zoey giggled.
Zoey: I know, gross, right?
Both girls laughed, Scott and Courtney reached the wall, and Courtney glared at Zoey.
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Courtney: That girl is earning a one way ticket home. If she tries to kiss my Gwen, she'll pay.
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Courtney was higher up climbing the brown rope, while Scott was taking the thick black one.
Courtney: What are you doing? Goes up
Scott started to climb the rope
Scott: Don't worry, I'll be up in a...
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Scott was electrocuted in the middle of the rope, Chris laughed at the jeep driven by Chef
Chris: Looks like Scott found my favorite rope, The Terminator
Brick reached the wall and climbed the yellow rope without breaking a sweat, crossing the obstacle
Alejandro arrived and started to climb the red rope, he ran into a stunned Scott
Alejandro: Scott, listen to me, don't trust...
SHOCK
Scott ended up electrocuting himself more, Alejandro winced in pain
Alejandro: Well, I'll tell you later
Alejandro kept climbing but the part bitten by Mike (Mal) caused the fourth to break but fortunately Alejandro grabbed on top of the wall
Alejandro: Phew, I didn't fall
Chris: Campers go head to head, who will win this Obsta-Kill course? Find out when we return to Total...Drama...All-Stars!
Commercial Break
After the commercial break, Mike(Mal) is shown going through the handrail, down in the water, there were a lot of turtles trying to bite him.
Chris(over PA): And Mike is the first to get to the Click Bars, followed by Gwen and Zoey
Gwen was starting to pass as the turtles jumped up trying to bite her
Gwen: Ah, now I know why they call them "Click Bars", very funny!
Alejandro reached the bars and decided to pass them up by hand, and managed to reach Zoey and Gwen and get closer to Mike (Mal)
Alejandro: Aqui voy!
Alejandro threw himself at Mike (Mal) and grabbed his legs
Mike: Let go of me!
Alejandro: Never!
Mike's mind
Back with the three personalities, Stevlana began to move as her body flickered.
Stevlana: AHHH, AHHH!
Mike: Stevlana, what's up?!
Stevlan: Is Mal!
Out of Mike's mind
Mike gasped and looked at Alejandro with an evil smile.
Stevlana: Stevlana, Olympic Champion balance beam!
Mike (Stevlana) began to lean from left to right, causing Alejandro to collide with the bars, Gwen, Zoey and the turtles in the water gringed under the blows.
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Zoey: Hmm, I thought Mike couldn't access his other personalities, but hey, at least he didn't become that character "Mal"
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Mike's mind
Mike: Stevlana, hold on!
Stevlana: The...the...the chain...
Mike looked at the hammer on the ground and grabbed it, crushing the chain attached to Stevlana and freeing her.
Stevlana: Wow, thank you so much, Mike.
Mike: You're welcome, now let's go for Mal!
Mike and Stevlana high-fived while Chester licked off a piece of butter.
Out of Mike's Mind
Meanwhile, Mike (Stevlana) made Alejandro suffer, rolling him with his feet on top of the bars
Suddenly Mike gasped and was confused.
Mal: Uh...?
Mike (Mal) slipped on the bars and fell into the water, Alejandro managed to hold on to his legs and pass the entire obstacle and landed on the other side
Alejandro: Ow, mi cabeza...
Alejandro looked at Mike (Mal) angrily for a moment before continuing to run.
Mike(Mal) surfaced glaring at Alejandro, before being attacked by a bunch of turtles, Zoey gasped
Zoey: Mike!
Mike(Mal) quickly swam to shore, and came out of the water with a bunch of bites collapsing on the ground.
Chris: Uhhh, how sad, Alejandro takes the lead!
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Mal: How could Stevlana let go like that?
Mike(Mal) realized something
Mal: Ohh, Mike, that fool is ruining my plans.
Mike(Mal) growled in anger.
Mal: I'M COMING FOR YOU, MOTHERF*CKER!
Mike (Mal) hit the camera breaking it into pieces
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Zoey and Brick, who got ahead of Gwen, met up with Mike (Mal) lying on the ground.
Brick: Come on soldier, get up!
Zoey: Mike, get up, if Alejandro wins, we can't kick him out!
Chris: Oh, looks like Scott and Miss "Don't steal my girlfriend" have finally come over.
Courtney with Scott on her shoulders, went up the stairs and Scott got on the first bar but a turtle jumped out of the water and bit her ass
Scott: OW, my left butt cheek!
Another turtle jumped and bit him too
Scott: OW, my right butt cheek! Why is it always my butt?!
Courtney: Stop hurting yourself! I didn't bring you to the bars just for you to complain.
Scott slipped and fell into the water
Courtney: Now you on your own, you slacker!
The scene goes to the area of the rocks, Zoey ran until she ran into Alejandro hiding in a rock
Alejandro: Zoey, listen to me please, don't trust Mike
Zoey: Mike saw you push Dawn off the cliff, try to cover that up with your abs!
Alejandro: What?! No, listen!
Zowy tried to get away from Alejandro but he followed her
Alejandro: Believe me, Mike is not who you think, and I can prove it, because I have a...
SHOOT
A leech landed on Alexander's forehead, causing him to fall to his knees.
Zoey: Ew!
Chris is shown sitting on a rock next to Chef, who was holding a leech machine gun from episode 3.
Chris: I forgot to tell you, this is Chef's favorite leech shooting range.
Cher shoots more leeches at the oncoming campers and they dodge them, suddenly Scott is dragged into a bush by Mike(Mal), who tells him something.
Scott: So you mean Alejandro pushed Dawn off the cliff?
Mike(Mal) nodded, Scott gasped in shock.
Scott: That scumbag, I'm going after him, nobody hurts my Moony!
Mike(Mal) smiled evilly
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Mal: That will make Alejandro go away from my plans, and it will leave me dealing with Mike, and I will make him cease to exist...FOREVER
Mike(Mal) laughed wickedly
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Scott started to run but his backpack got stuck in a bush
Scott: UGH, SILLY BACKPACK, FORGET IT!
Scott freed himself from his michila and left.
Mike: And the penalty?
Scott: I'll figure it out when I win!
The camera shows Courtney and Gwen arguing while hiding on a rock.
Gwen: Why do you think I'm cheating on you with Zoey?
Courtney: Because...because...because I don't want to lose you, because in addition to that womanizing idiot Duncan, you're the one who does feel true love, because I love you
Gwen: Awww, I love you too, Courtney.
Courtney: And I you, Gwendolyn.
Gwen chuckled, and she and Courtney start to kiss passionately, Mike(Mal) approached them
Mike: Girls, help me expel Alejandro?
Both girlfriends ignore him as they continue to kiss
Mike: Um, I'll take that as a yes.
Mike before running was stopped by Alejandro
Alejandro: Listen, asshole, I won't let you win, so do it the easy way or I swear I'll crush you...
Mike (Mal) I look at him for a moment
Mal: Nah!
Mike(Mal) pushes Alejandro, revealing Chef's target, who shot him with several leeches, Mike(Mal) approached him
Mal: I'll see you in the loo, Al.
Mike (Mal) laughed at Alejandro and left, he glared at him and growled as he walked away, until with an impulse he jumped into the air, releasing all the leeches and screaming in anger
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Alejandro pointed to the camera furious
Alejandro: I'm coming for you, Mal!
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Mike (Mal) ran catching up with Zoey, who stopped when they reached a cliff, where there was a rope tied from one tree to another tree on the other side, which was Chris with a megaphone
Chris: Welcome to the final obstacle, I told you there would be a surprise!
Zoey: How do you want us to get there?!
Chris: Um... YOUR BACKPACKS!
Mike(Mal) and Zoey searched their backpacks and took out some things
Zoey: Safety helmets, zip lines!
Alejandro: Zip line?
Alejandro had reached the two boyfriends, much to their annoyance
Alejandro: I was born zip-lining, with trees much bigger than this
Chris: And to show off, meet our guest today...Sky!
A Cree girl arrived with a helmet getting on the zip line
Sky: Alright, here we go!
Sky jumped off the zip line, but halfway through the zip line his rope broke and he ended up falling into the water.
Chris: That's if it's called a "Sky" Fall!
Alejandro got on the zip line
Alejandro: See you at the finish line, Mal!
Alejandro jumped on the zip line
Zoey: Did he say "Mal"?
Mike: Um, no!, his said "Mike", what a joker!, get on me, with our combined weight we can go faster
Zoey: Aw, you sound just like Cam.
Mike and Zoey zip lined at the same time
They and Alejandro went head to head, meanwhile Brick arrived and jumped off the zip line too, after him, Gwen, Courtney and Scott arrived.
Scott: You didn't say we'd use our backpacks!
Courtney: Did you drop your backpack?!
Courtney glared at Scott.
Chris: I told you there would be severe punishment!
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Scott: Okay, I had to hang on the rope with my hands, it wasn't a big deal, back on the farm, my cousins and I had contests of who could hold on to a clothesline over an ant's nest, and I almost always won!
Scott sighed.
Scott: Good times.
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Scott spit on his hands and rubbed it, Gwen and Courtney jumped on the zip line, followed by Scott who was holding on with his hands.
The camera advances to Mike(Mal), Zoey and Alejandro competing
Mike: Hold this!
Mike(Mal) passed the rope to Zoey, while he jumped towards Alejandro and grabbed him on the legs
Mal: Now tell me where the DVD is!
Alejandro: NEVER!
The combined weight of both of them caused the rope to break and they both fell into the water.
Brick leaned forward causing him to catch up with Zoey and cross the finish line first.
Chris: Brick McArthur makes it to the finish line first, followed by Zoey!
Zoey crossed the finish line, followed by Courtney and Gwen who collided with a tree, Chris laughed
Chris: And it looks like there are extra "Ouch Ouchs", now count your bruises while I count tonight's votes, Brick is safe from elimination so I wonder who will be eliminated
The camera shows shots of the campers, Zoey and Brick with nervous glances, Alejandro and Mike glaring at each other, Gwen and Courtney kissing, and Scott standing holding on to the ropes.
Scott: Hello? Anyone here?
Elimination Ceremony
Chris: Congratulations campers, this was the fastest vote count in Total Drama history, the votes are unanimous, except for one special, but everyone else is crying out for Alejandro to take the Flush of Shame.
Alejandro sighed
Alejandro: Rayos
Chris: Wow, too bad, not really, but here's a great twist...tonight, two will be eliminated!
All the campers gasped
Chris: The two most voted will go home, Alejandro has already been expelled, and the person who will accompany him will be...
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Chris: Zoey!
Mike(Mal) and Zoey gasped, while Aleandro smiled
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Alejandro: I feel something that is going to happen today, and everyone will vote for me, but I know Mike, and it will surely affect him that I take away something that he loves very much
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Zoey: Me? Why?
Chris: I'm sorry for you two, Brick, you get the mansion along with Gwen and...
Gwen: What? Forget it!
Chris: Excuse me?
Gwen: Ugh, I can't stand another night in that hotel with you!
Chris: Well, it will be exile on Boney Island to you
Gwen gasped in horror.
The camera went to the Flush of Shame, where Alejandro was there
Alejandro: This show was made 100% less beautiful, but I'm not the real villain, a greater evil lurks here
Chris yawned
Chris: B-O-R-E-D
Chris pressed the button, unloading the reel
Alejandro: THE TRUTH IS IN THE ART! IN ART!
Alejandro screamed before being sucked
Chris: What did his mean by art? I don't know and I don't care, Zoey, it's your turn
Zoey got in the Flush of Shame
Zoey: Aww, it was fun while it lasted, Mike.
Mike: I'll miss you, Zoey
Zoey closed her eyes and brought her lips closer to Mike (Mal), but he smiled evilly and backed away preventing her from kissing him.
Zoey opened one eye in confusion before being sucked down the toilet
Mike (Mal) looked down pretending to be sad, Brick approached him and put his hand on his shoulder consoling
Brick: You'll see her very soon, soldier, I'll let you come with me to the mansion to comfort you.
Mike: Wow, Brick, thanks, I'll miss Zoey
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Mike(Mal) chuckled
Mal: And of course I won't miss her
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Chris: Good evening, tomorrow our five campers will become the lucky four, here next time on Total...Drama...All-Stars!
End Episode
Votes
Alejandro-Zoey
Brick-Alejandro
Courtney-Alejandro
Gwen-Alejandro
Mike-Alejandro
Scott-Alejandro
Zoey-Alejandro
Players: Brick, Courtney, Gwen, Mike, Scott
Eliminated
16-Owen
15-Lightning
14-Anne Maria
13-Geoff
12-Sierra
11-Heather
10-Dakota
9-Lindsay
8-Dawn (injured)
7/6-Alejandro
7/6-Zoey
Conclusion
And here it is, this is almost a carbon copy of the original episode, although I put different things here, the most obvious elimination was Alejandro, but hey, at least I didn't put him as a weakling who couldn't defeat Mal like in the original, jeez, what a pathetic moment
And here in a surprise twist, Zoey was also eliminated, as there were 16 players, I had to do a double-elimination, and decided to cut Zoey, to further push Mal's plot without Zoey playing dumb unsuspectingly, Also, Zoey is not at all good as she is painted in the series, she did questionable things in season four:
1-He behaved a bit idiotic with Anne Maria, although it is understandable because she was bothering her and taking Mike away from her, but she joined his game
2-Her vote for Dakota in a somewhat "selfish" way, even though she wanted to be his friend and save his life a couple of times
3-His Command action, although he couldn't control it, was something very harsh, and somehow caused Scott to be eliminated and maimed by Fang as a result, in addition to the fact that she and the others laughed at him when they saw him in the wheelchair. trauma
What do you think of her?, although it does not matter, since each character, even the sweetest, has its moments, to feel more human and less anticlimactic
We are getting closer to the end, and less and less I feel like writing, but don't worry, I will finish this story, I promise