Even if it had a warning label...
Button, The Second
Finn tapped the box. Nothing. "This thing's boring."
"Would you stop poking it," Piper said.
"That's probably a very good idea," Stork said, his eye twitching. "Who knows what horrible thing could happen?"
Finn grimaced. "At least then it wouldn't be boring."
Stork stared at him. "There's something wrong with you."
"Whatever. I'm going to the kitchen."
Before Finn reached the bridge door, he heard Aerrow mumble something about a button on the box. He furrowed his brow, watching.
"I wonder what would happen," Aerrow said.
Finn shrugged to himself and headed out. He was only a few steps away when he heard Piper yell.
"Aerrow, don't you dare touch—"
Everything wobbled for a moment, like some kind of pulse rippling through the ship. But it was over soon enough. Finn shrugged and headed for the kitchen.
and so it begins
Next time, Finn meets Ace.
This would be a good series to start the "What The Frack Is Ace's Real Name" game. Much to Ace's chagrin.