I'm back with a new chapter. And about These Protesters. Thats how Lincoln fanboys act like to Nickelodeon. I wanted to show what would fanboys protest the studio, And about The loud sisters being angry They are currupted by Ace Savvy to Be stars how ever they want, I am not trying to make Lincoln a saint And i admit He feels like ham, But is he selfish well he was becoming his sisters But his sisters rarely have morals for Lincoln in season 1 and 2 and Lincoln feels like he is afraid of his family because. Every time he makes a mistake Everyone in his world becomes rude to him. When ever the girls did it everyone feels marcy. I never hated a episode of season 5 and Yes I wouldn't blame you if you hate Schooled. but i give it a C minis and Lynn jr.'s mean character is back in season 5 so i have to make Lynn Unlikable, Rita the Mom said that they are not talking about it in Cereal Offender like some angry Hypocrite. So She is still not Talking about it in future episodes. with the not admitting the truth to Mom but sometimes the sisters have to be trustworthy enough to tell the truth and not Make Lincoln the scapegoat by his Lincoln spoiled Brat? well he Kept a Limo for himself But He was Curupted . by a old man to act like a brat. and He learns a lesson when he was kicked out by Kirby who told him his time was up when he was Stuck in traffic, Witch he could've been arrested and The Parents and Sisters would also be charged and Rita Is a Dentist, And the Writers make Children afraid of the Dentist because of Her actions.( the biggest Forget You to him.) But Lincoln apologies. nobody else did. when he was thrown out. Is Lincoln Bratty in Stall monitor he was afraid that Mrs Johnson will say anything bad about him. at Parent Teacher Conference. ,But it turns out she was not And he ends up getting a week of Grounding And to stay at school doing nothing for a hour, For a week can't spell the D word. First of all Mrs. Johnston was mean to Lincoln in the past so that's why Lincoln is going to delay Parent Teacher Conference. When ever Lincoln did something wrong he admits the truth and accepts punishment. And i admit Lincoln is no angel. But He tells the truth like one. and takes Hellish Punishments that but his sisters don't. and Lincoln admit his faults at that convention and the judges yell at him that he's kicked off the contest only to get a part in the movie as a Insult to injury over for the kitty attacking him and Clyde. and i admit it's hard to be in the movies. But He is the Creator of the comic so that's why he kidnap that kitty. He should've said he's the creator in the first place. And the judges should've know he's the author and Clyde. Witch makes them much worst then The boys. So if you say they abuse the kitty well Lincoln and Clyde were abused in the past. and now despite stall monitor Mrs Johnston was removed from the spotlight and Kings of the Con. One of the Writers had to write Game Off. Where Lincoln is angry at Lana for Touching His game without permission. so One of the same writer wrote Game off to Make Lincoln. angry at Lana just like Lana is angry at Lincoln. She wrote Game off to Make Lana Deserve it after Kings of the con. and it's nice seeing Tex Hammond work with his Mom Grey Griffin in a real episode . and The Loud House was preparing for the movie but sadly Tex retired and he was only 12 , and i loved the movie . and I worry that the Christmas movie might give us the worst Christmas ever. but The first movie on Netflix is a B- I loved Lincoln and his sisters and his parents in this Movie I loved Dr. Who's actor as The groundkeeper. i Loved the Villain. and The songs Were In Between. I only loved less then 70 Episodes of the Loud house and hated 47 episodes out of 246 form the past 5 seaosns. When i was A boy i Like writing comics like Lincoln. i was a spoiled Teenager Like Lori, i was a Dumb Ass Like Leni, I Loved Rock and Roll like Luna, I love telling puns and pulling pranks like Luan, I used to play sports Like Lynn Jr. I Get sad like Lucy, I befriends Spoiled Sister friends like Lola, I used to like gross things like Lana, I like showing my brain like Lisa, I had trouble with my bowels like Lily, I was around kids who are Odd Like Clyde, I was around kids who break me down Like Ronnie Anne, and Chandler. I was Hanging out with Older Kids like Bobby, when i Think of the Loud house I think of my own Childhood, ( I only have 1 brother no sisters i only have a god sister. but i still call her sis.) And i am trying hard With controlling my Toxic Hate on the Loud House it is only going to take time and I am Trying to not make Lincoln a saint. But He is going to face the facts that His Characters The Full Deck win in the cosplay contest is a Fraud and Ace Savvy can't afford to remake it when the cast is older. But if You feel that i am Being too nice to Lincoln That's fine. thank You and enjoy the chapter.
Lincoln and Clyde felt better they need to say that word Mary Poppins thought him how to say. He thinks this will be a fair trail. Then 2 men in coats came and gave him a invitation to have dinner with banks. To make it up Ronnie Anne must join. to bond with Lincoln.
Maria nerviously try to close the door but they Grabbed the children. and bring then in the head to David's theme park museam. while the CDs play john Williams Star wars Anne was amazed by this music so is The boys but she needs to talk to Lincoln.
:Lincoln I love this Music but i'm scared.: she said,
:I'm scared too i acted like a moron obsessed with mustard and a limo i won but the driver kicked me out while my family was still inside. I never wanted to be in Limos ever again even That talking Mouse's one.: Said Lincoln.
:I feel you bro.: Said Clyde.
then the trio went to A museum that had old artifacts of old mascot suits. Lincoln never wanted to see another mascot mask ever again. ever since the Luck fiasco. and those mascots look creepy versions of the Disney characters. but There's a Big Winnie the pooh costume that had a very big head with a Honey pot on top. the labeled said Winnie the Poohs suit 1965-1989. then he looked at the white Rabbit from Alice in wonderland. 196?- 1996 He looks like he's a nerd. with a smile with buck teeth. and he looked at Robin Hood's costume 1973-2001 he looked small. and thin.
:Wow Robin Hood's costume looks funny looking and sly . Said Ronnie Anne.: She was talking about how robin hood is a fox. not human. then Lincoln got spooked when he saw the image of A scary character. he screamed like a girl seeing a devil character with a Double Light sabor sword. : Ronnie Anne felt like she laughed but She calmed Lincoln and Clyde down. and looked at the Label. Darth Maul 1999 from Star Wars Episode I the Phantom Menace. then he got scared by a Hulk Mascot suit display He jumped on Ronnie Anne, the Two men in coats said that This is a museum. Then They chuckled at bit looking at the Hulk costume display. Incredible Hulk Costume 1970s and 1980s ( not from the tv show but the mascot suit from the Macy's Day Parade.)
then the 5 went to a elevator and went they reached a room where The Proud David Banks is there.: Come in Come in i saw.: then Lincoln Clyde and Ronalda looked at the David banks childhood memories he once had happy memores they looked at picture of Mascot characters from theme parks, they looked at Buzz lightyear 1995 costume. and it labled 2001 trip. then they looked at Sponge-bob and Patrick. and they look strange in 2003.
: Wē shouldn't look in doorways it's rude.: David Banks said in a Russian accent. as he Went down from his Lift chair and we see the appearance of David Joseph Banks. Leader of A mob that goes after Terrible protected places. he send the mob to go after Lincoln's family and wrecked the house. because he is running from his past but he Keeps it in mind. He had a prosthetic Arm, because he was banished to a group home in Siberia Russia where he lost a Arm after getting restrained by group home Staff. and it scarred him for life. :So you must be v man with the plan.: he said with a Heavy Russian accent. Due to his size and wight Lincoln felt scared of him.: Y-Y-Yes!: He Nervously said.: I used to be bad luck only Etot ( Russian for this )time i think big. He said. :Lincoln felt Like he wants to hold RA! and Ronnie Anne wished she was at Sid's house. And Clyde Tried to talk: Mr. Banks Can you tell me about your arm it. Looks cool by the way.: David Doesn't like anyone talking about his hand. :I will not be spoken to with that tone.: Banks said with a angry tone. Most of the staff in his group home were Colored, Bigger, and stronger and old he had been made fun of by these people due to his voice sounded too deep. David felt terrible yelling at that Kid and he remembered watching the Loud House. He felt toxic on Lincoln's relationships with his sisters. It makes him think that his only son was taken away to be abused to death. by his ex wife. Banks sued the American government for 500'000'000 dollars for the damage to his family. and then he moved back to the Soviet Union. to call his New Landmark called DeNicola. Banks tried to apologize to Clyde. : Forgive me little one but i don't like anyone talking about my arm. I am Autistic. it's a Developmental disability. That involves moody tones.: He said explaining that he is not perfect.
:Why did you call us for.: The Mexican American Pre teen said nervously.:
:I wänt to make sure 2 Two are treated like your adorable by millions of girls. even you older and younger brats even your Baby Sister who is potty trained when you were in middle school. it will be a offer you cannot refuse.:
Lincoln doesn't like talking to strangers but He is with Jack. Clyde was told by his 2 Dads not to talk to strange men. :I don't want anymore mobs at our families and our friends.: Said Clyde. : Ronnie Anne felt like shes in some movie about mobs. She doesn't want to admit she is scared in front of Lincoln. but that doesn't mean she wants to date him.
:Alright David Banks But i don't want anymore mobs at Royal woods. if more people who like me wants to attacks Ace Savvy more and More Lawsuits will happen. and we need to make sure my family is under protection for Kids for character. so i want my sisters to have fun with me. because i love them and i want My gender bent Brats to Learn to never Fart on me again. so we got a deal.: Said Lincoln.
:Now Kiss my ring.: Said David Banks. Telling Lincoln to kiss his ring. Lincoln felt disgusted kissing a strangers ring. He felt like his Mom is going to shout at him.: : Oh and make sure Ronnie Anne my Friend is protected with the cossegrandes. because she used to bully me for attention. and she stuffed me in my locker she put gum in my hair. and Put a Sloppy Joe in my pants. and i am kinda afraid of her.
Ronnie Anne gotten angry, at both Lincoln for snitching and Herself for not explaining To everyone to stop bullying Lincoln kindly. But instead she acted like a big jerk to Lincoln. Lincoln is like a adorible twin brother she wish she could have.
later at the loud house Lori angry at bobby shouting at her. she tries to Imagine her relationships with her boyfriend but the loud sisters are laughing at her.
:GET AWAY!: then she closes the windows
Little girls, little girls
Everywhere I turn I can see them
Little girls, little girls
Night and day I eat, sleep and breathe them
I'm an ordinary woman with feelings
I'd like a man to nibble on my ear
But I'll admit no man has bit
So how come I'm the mother of the year?
Little cheeks, little teeth
Everything around me is little
If I wring little necks
Surely I will get an acquittal
Some women are dripping with diamonds
Some women are dripping with pearls
Lucky me, lucky me
Look at what I'm dripping with little girls
How I hate little shoes, little socks
And each little bloomer
I'd have cracked years ago
If it weren't for my sense of humor
Some day I'll step on their freckles
Some night I'll straighten their curls
Send a flood, send the flu
Anything that you can do to little girls
Some day I'll land in the nut house
With all the nuts and the squirrels
There I'll stay tucked away
Until the prohibition of little girls.
Then Lincoln arrive with Jack Vincent And Rita acts like she don't know who her is.: Lincoln why are you with that strange man.: Snapped Rita.
:Oh how dare you tell Lincoln that he's with a stranger when i was a friend of the family.: Jack said with a mockedly tone.
:Friend of the family what are you talking about.: Snapped Lynn sr. with anger. Then something became clear that he knew who he is.
FLASHBACK
school announcer and now here's lynn Loud with his New stew he inspire from Shakespeare .
:To Be dog Or Hot To Be dog. That is the question.: unknown he was being Hosted from his pants.:
:I think you mean wedge or no wedge.: Jack said said Giving him a bad lift.: The young lynn before he became senior . screamed.: : Wedge jack said Snickering.:
:Eh look everyone Lynn Loud just found a new clear wedge lets all point and Laugh at his humiliation.: Said some Random Guy.: then the whole theater mocked and Laughed at Lynn sr. The his Dad felt Embarrassed and disappointed. His older brother felt Pleased that his Brother mocked him saying :Chump!: that made Lynn whimpered in tears.:
FLASHBACK END.
Lynn Sr. was very angry Lincoln baught someone from his past and Gave him a Point.:YOU!: He angrily Yelled.
:Who Me!: Jack said with a evil smile.
:You made my Dad angry at me at the cooking show.: Snapped the sightly bald dad of 11.
:Daddy you know him.:
As Leni beginning to stare Jack Sees Leni and think He decided to have a little fun with her.:Oh look at you with your Skinny legs and feet.: he teased. Leni got creeped out And Lori went in. :Leave her alone!: Jack tries to Have fun with her too.: Why am i talking to you your not the Mom.:Said Jack Touching her chin. and smelling her.: You don't smell like the Mom.:
:Get away from her. She is the oldest.: Snapped Rita.:
:Oh i see under new management. So it's your fault doll.: Said Jack witch happy turned angry.:
: But Lincoln-!:
:Wrong!: Said Jack doing that Trump pose.: First rule of being the oldest everything is your fault.: Said Jack sternly.
:Listen Mr man you have no right to herrass my Older Sisters. I am Scottish royalty. and the Queen of the con.: Snapped Lola.
:Wrong!: Jack said again doing that Trump Pose.:
:Stop saying Wrong,!: Snapped Lynn Sr.
But Jack said it again.:WWWWrong!: Said Jack trying to Slow the W first word.
:But now your being rude. : Said Lynn Jr.: And i say his bad luck is making things worst.
:Wrong wrong wrong!: Said Jack :Throwing out a kid is against the law and selling his things.: Finishing The speech.:
: I am a woman of science i will not be wrong. Your are a creep saying that we abuse Lincoln when he abuse a Feline black villain star.: Snapped Lisa.
:Do i have to say it again.: Said Jack.
:Zip it Lisa! and as for you ( to jack!) If Your saying that Kicking out my son out of the house is against the law then Lincoln has School and you and your friends are making him miss it.: Snapped Rita. Trying to Play the innocent card.
In The rented car due to Vanzila being Vandalized by Fans of Lincoln. Rita had to drop off the kids off to school. before Lincoln left She is going to talk to Lincoln trying to calm down.: Lincoln did you told strangers What we did to you.: She asked.
:No i didn't i didn't know There is a Mob At the house.: Said Lincoln.:
:Lincoln I fed you i clothed you, And these Vandals are accusing me of being the bad guy. so if you Feel like your sisters are Being mean to you. you have to Tell either me or your father. and not anyone else. because Your school got Destroyed too.: Said Rita trying to close the window and left.
While Lincoln is heading to school It's wrecked and Covered in spray paint. Mr. Bolhofner saw him with fear,Anger, and Sadness. : Lincoln Albert Loud what is the meaning of it.: He snapped But somehow His breath is not Smelly Somehow The fans brushed his teeth.: These Friends of yours Are accusing me of Being the Bad abusive They Wrecked my trailer, They Stole my Notes, they Taken the Pufferfish back to the Fiah store. and Told me to Brush my teeth.: Snapped Mr. Boilhofner.
:Maybe because Middle School is Unsafe?: Said Lincoln Nervously chucked.:
the next Hour Lincoln was walking to Lunch, to eat with his friends Clyde, Rusty, Zack, Liem, and Stella and with the exception of Clyde are not happy they haven't sleep in days because of that mob.
:Lincoln Your new friends are Disgusting . Snapped Stella. : They want me to Sleep with you naked.: She Protested.: And We're not surposed to be dating.: She said finishing the subject.
:And These Aliens are making Threats to us for kicking you off the bus.: Snapped Zack.:
:My pigs are being Chased by Ya Crazy Mob with Pitch forks and torches to Saying the Girl Guru is my fault.: Protested Liam.
:And your lucky were not in Elementry School anymore otherwise Your Stuck in the Sticky table.:Rusty . with anger.
Lincoln was speechless That mob not only attacked his sisters but attacked his friends too.: Well funny thing you should asked Were being watched by Fans on a Tv show.
But Lincoln's friends laughed but Clyde Yelled saying.: I seen it too! There was a Talking Bear named Pooh.:
:Poo What kind of name is poo.: Giggled Rusty.
: And how can you explain :i Started Covid.: on my Backpack. What does Covid Mean.: Snapped Stella.
:They told me it's a pandemic.: Said Lincoln.
:Not in this world.: Said Liem
:Hold it!:Lincoln Protested.: A Mouse told me that When you wish upon a star Your Dreams do come true.: Said Lincoln.
:Are you talking about that you cannot get the part of Ace Savvy. and Your entitled to get it.: Said Rusty.
:Your jellious that We made a comic and you didn't.: Snapped Clyde.
:Are you saying it's your right to make the girl Guru.: Protested Rusty, : I'm not admitting it was my fault.
: Leave him alone.: Said a Voice of a little kid that's not Lincoln's Sisters.
:Are you a ghost.: Shocked Stella.
:Worst it's Barney's team the backyard Micheal who it a 13 year old who is Having blonde hair and A Red T shirt Green shorts. and White shoes.
Then there's Amy who is Micheals younger sister who is Brown Haired Pony tail and wears a Green shirt with a Yellow Shorts and White shoes.
and Little tina 6 years old With black hair wears Purple shirt with Blue shorts and Black shoes who is mexian American.
And Her older Sister Luci who is Longer black hair then her sister and wears a Orange t Shirt and Red shorts and Black shoes who is the same age as Micheal.
:Derick who is African American and Wears a Green t shirt and Purple shorts and Red shoes
and Lastly Adam who is Asian American who wears glasses and yellow shirt Orange Shorts and Brown shoes.
: You shouldn't blame Him like that he had it hard with his family when their all girls.: Snapped Adam.
:Who is Barney.: Snapped Stella.
:My heroes!: Pleaded Lincoln.
:Don't worry Lincoln You'll be safe.: Said Tina.
:Liam was amazed to see a little girl in Middle school :Oh how cute a Little lady lkw you at Middle School. I wish i had a cookie for you.:
:Leave my little sister alone.: Snapped Luci trying to be protective of her little sister. and if I was lincoln's sister I wouldv'e Asked Lincoln to.-:
FOODFIGHT!: Said some random Student.
Then food tossed around and Splatter all over the floor the backyard gang was about to get Lincoln out of the ambush but spotted by a Teacher with anger fear and Rage.: ALL OF YOU PRINCiPLE'S OZfFICE NOW!: Snapped the teacher.
Meanwhile A evil Misstress stroking her pet dog looked at a girl that looked like Lincoln with White long hair and a Ornage colored shirt and Blue skirt and Buck chipped tooth and Red nails on her Fingers and Toes. the only thing missing is the shoes and socks. :He saw the news that The Backyard gang are saving him. :As soon as We trap your Twerpish sisters I have you right where i want you.:
