The Nerds and the Women

Being in the safe house is proving to be a bit difficult for Brian, Curtis, John, and Kevin. It wasn't because they didn't like being there or anything like that. It wasn't because they couldn't stand to be in one place for a few days. It is mainly because they are around a lot of women.

The guys don't have a lot of luck with the opposite gender. When Chuck came to rescue them from their own little shelter, they immediately followed him once he saw that he had Vikki Taylor with him, who he had rescued previously from a really whacked out person. It didn't help that a few female survivors in the safe house didn't wear much or were in rather revealing outfits.

They couldn't stop staring at Kristin and Europa, both of whom wore little, even though Kristin's outfit was that of a showgirl, while Europa was in her underwear because of some mishap that she went through. Same went for Linette, who was in a bikini because she tanned but got burned a little. Despite her sunburned skin, the guys got a little breathless even looking at her as well.

Even other women like Cora, Nina, and Summer proved to be a bit of a challenge for the quartet. It's hard for them not to get all hot and bothered with those three wearing revealing outfits. It was like that with Lulu, whose Playboy Bunny outfit was of no help. Same with Terri, the construction worker, whose outfit was of no help either for the four nerds. They felt a little more comfortable talking to her friend Willa, though she was still a little stressed out from earlier, but was still nice to them.

The four nerds had their board game with them that they played in the Fortune City Hotel. In order to get their minds off the tension and sensation that they got from the women were laughing a little at them, as well as feeling awkward from them.

"Wow, I have never seen a lot of beautiful girls," said John, who had his goggles on his forehead. "I feel like we're all in heaven."

Brian looks up and senses that he may be wrong about this. "I don't know about that, John. Some of those girls we saw out there looked at us sort of funny. I know we all looked at those hot women like that beautiful showgirl, same with that other beautiful woman who looked like she was in her underwear. I think we made them uncomfortable."

"Most of the girls looked at me the weirdest," said Curtis, who isn't sure why.

"Some of them looked at John funny," said Kevin. "They didn't look at me or Brian funny, at least as not as weird as the way they were looking at you two." Referring to John and Curtis.

"Yes, but they have to deal with us until we all get out of here," said Brian, while looking at some of the cards for their game. "Man, those three women were hot. I'm talking about that one with the cowboy hat and that white coat and her two friends. I think they kind of chuckled when they saw us."

"Those girls don't know anything," John said, still trying to play his part in the game. "I am a nice guy, but each and every time we see a girl, they always laugh at us, or they feel weird around us. I don't understand."

Out of nowhere, Jared, another survivor walks into the room where the nerds are hanging out in. "Oh, sorry, I didn't know that this room was taken."

"Don't worry about it," Curtis said, then turns his attention to the game. "You want to play? We could use a fifth guy."

"No, that's okay," Jared said. "I'll just stand here and just hang out."

"Okay, but you're welcome to join us," Brian said and then looks up at Jared. "Hey, I saw you talking to a few women earlier. What's your secret?"

"There is no secret," Jared said, while standing by the door. "I just happen to know how to talk to the ladies. I see a few fine ones out there."

"So did we," Kevin said to Jared. "However, they looked at all four of us funny."

Jared takes a closer look at them. "No offense you guys, but I can kind of see why."

"Why?" Brian said, as he holds his cards.

"Well, the way you guys are dressed, that's a start," Jared said. "Don't take this the wrong way." Jared looks at Curtis. "Seriously, what the hell are you wearing? What kind of guy dresses like a Japanese school girl?" He then looks at John. "What are you, some mad scientist?" Looks over at Brian and Kevin. "You guys don't have a bad fashion sense compared to these two," referring to John and Curtis. "However, you could dress a little better."

Brian, Curtis, John, and Kevin all look at the way they are dressed and realize why all the women they saw looked at them funny. However, despite how they are dressed, they decided they wanted to try to talk to some of them to see if they want to get to know some of them. They realized if they stare too long, it gets really creepy, so they thought it would be best to try to get acquainted with them.

The four walk out of the room, while Jared just stands by the door and takes a closer look at the game board and cards they left lying around.

They across an area where the three bodyguards Cora, Summer, and Nina, as well as Europa and Kristin were hanging out at. The five women looked at them trying to hold back some impeding laughter.

"Hi," Brian said with the other three guys with them. "We just want to know if any of you would to sit down and chat with us. We won't bite or anything."

Europa looks over at Kevin, "Hey, I think you're cute. What's your name?"

Kevin starts to feel a little shy towards Europa, it did not help one bit being that she is in her bra and panties. "Uh, my name is… Kevin."

"Kevin, huh?" Europa said, who smiled at him. "You seem really shy. I am shy, too. I still feel funny being in here in my underwear."

"Uh, yeah," Kevin said, while starting to turn red and couldn't help but glance at her body.

Brian mainly tries to talk to Cora. "I think you are a very beautiful woman. Your friends are, too. I am just wondering if you would be up to playing a game with us."

"You know," Cora said, thinking he is not so bad after all. "My new friend Kristin and I were talking about playing a game of poker. Maybe you guys would like to join us?"

"Oh, we were thinking…" Brian said.

"…That it's a good idea." John said, who cuts off Brian in mid-sentence. "We wouldn't mind playing a game with you."

Brian takes John out of their range for a little bit. "What are you doing?" He whispered.

"They talked about playing a game," John said. "This could be our chance."

"I talked about us playing the game we brought," Brian replied. "You know?"

"No, let's play poker with them," John said. "Besides, those woman are freakin' hot! We can not pass this up." Brian agrees to it and turns over to the women.

"We'll play," Brian said. "What kind of poker game are we playing?"

"Oh, we're just playing regular poker, like 'Texas Hold 'Em,'" Kristin said, who smiled a bit. "For now, anyway." Kristin winked.

The four guys agreed.

Nina leans over towards Summer. "The black nerd is kind of cute. He reminds me of Urkel."

"He reminds me of him, too," Nina said. "The scientist one isn't so bad, but he could look a whole lot better without those clothes and glasses."

The two started to chuckle. Brian, John, and Curtis joined the four girls on their little poker game.

Meanwhile, Kevin and Europa started to talk more. Kevin still felt a little uneasy being around her. She was really attracted to him, but for some reason, Kevin had a hard time believing it and was trying to think of ways to make the situation better for him.

"So, Kevin," Europa said, while getting a little closer to him. "So what happened with you and your friends? How did you guys get caught up in the middle of the zombie apocalypse?"

Kevin said shyly, "Well, me and my friends were just playing a board game in the middle of the Fortune City Hotel mall that is under construction. We were in a store just minding our own business until we got rescued by Chuck Greene. We were told that some girls are here. We went with him."

"Oh, isn't that cute?" Europa said. "I, too, was found in the Fortune City Hotel, only difference was that I got locked out of my room when I went to get ice. By the way, I think you're very handsome. I kind of like the way you're dressed."

Kevin is trying so hard not to look at Europa's half-naked body. It's hard not to for him, especially when he has a very attractive woman who seems interested in him.

Brian, John, and Curtis all play poker with Cora, Summer, Nina, and Kristin. They seem to get some upper hands in their game.

"Damn, where did you learn how to play?" Cora said to John.

"Video poker," John said. "I didn't think it would help, but it certainly did."

They all continue to play their game.