Now in the school's meat locker, Danny sets everyone back down on the ground. Tucker seems the most excited, being surrounded by one of his favorite foods in the world, meat.
"Sweet mother of mutton!" Tucker said as he started to hug the boxes of meat. "I'd dreamed of it, but...I never thought I'd live to see it!"
Sora and Kairi looked at Tucker wierdly, but soon shrugged it off.
"How is it that I have the ghost powers and you're the weird kid?" Danny said with a small laugh.
All of their eyes widen as they hear cackling nearby. They peer around the corner of a stack of boxes and see the Lunch Lady, who is floating in front of Sam. Sam appears to be trapped neck-deep in a large pile of meat. "My dear child...meat is good for kids! It helps them grow and makes them smile! Why won't you eat it?"
She then proceeds to offer Sam a chicken leg. "We don't need meat. That's fact!"
The Lunch Lady soon started to act up lie in the past and spoke rather angrily at Sam's decline of the chicken leg.
"SILENCE!" She started to say as she points at Sam. "You need discipline, manners, respect! You know where that comes from? MEAT!"
Danny observed it all and had to come up with a plan. Sora looked as well, sensing a bit of darkness coming from the Lunch Lady. "Okay, here's the plan. I'll take care of the ghost. Tucker, you just find a way to get Sam out of that pile of meat! Sora and Kairi, distract the ghost!"
"Way ahead of you." Tucker said, holding up a fork and a knife.
They all nodded and broke off.
Sora and Kairi summoned their keyblades, and waved them crazily in front of the ghost.
Danny then flies off to punch the Lunch Lady, who turns around surprised, but notices Danny too late. She is sent flying and crashes into a nearby wall before collapsing to the ground.
Danny lands in front of her and she glares at him.
She stops looking in Danny's direction and then looks at Tucker who is cutting away pieces of the meat with his knife.
Danny jumps up and somersaults in the air before preparing to kick the ghost. The Lunch Lady catches his foot in her hand right before he hits her, then dangles a surprised Danny upside-down by his foot.
"Don't you see? This is why you need meat! You're skin and bones!" She said tossing Danny through the wall, leaving Kairi and Sora alone in the room.
Sora jumps on-top of the boxes and manages to land several good hits on the top of the ghost's head. The Lunch Lady winces in pain and knocks Sora away from her. Kairi then hits her herself and knocks her down.
"You leave them alone!" Kairi yelled at the Lunch Lady.
Sam and Tucker yell as they head for the door, but the ghost sends a pile of meat that blocks their exit, knocking them both back to the ground. Sora did what he could and allowed Tucker and Sam to escape the meat locker.
The Lunch Lady makes fists with her hands and prepares to slam down on Sam and Tucker, though Kairi intervines and blocks her strike. The Lunch Lady is surprised and can't stop herself in time before the meat splatters all against the wall.
Danny grabbed Sora and Kairi and phased to the hallway where Sam and Tucker were waiting. "Gee, Danny. Fighting meat monsters, flying through walls...You must be exhausted!" Sam said watching Danny faint to the ground.
Sora picked Danny up. "We should get him somewhere."
Tucker nodded and decided to lead everyone back to Danny's house.
-At Fenton Works-
Jazz is opening the front door after getting home from school. "Mom? Dad?" She said as she walked into the main room. The door suddenly slams closed behind her. Two smoke bombs roll in front of her covering the scene with smoke.
Covered in said smoke, Maddie and Jack run into the living room. "Now, Maddie! Hit her! I'm moving in!" Jack said.
The smoke clears to show an irritated Jazz with her arms crossed as her parents have latched themselves onto her legs, the Fenton Xtractor attached to her hair. Maddie and Jack let go of her legs. Jazz walks off, the Xtractor still on her hair. "This is all going in the memoir..." Jazz said as she walked away.
Maddie and Jack get up off the ground. The front door opens to reveal Sora and Tucker carrying the still-unconscious Danny.
"Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Fenton! What a school day! Poor Danny nodded off. We figured we'd just carry him all the way home and tuck him into bed!" Tucker said as he and Sora started to carry Danny up the stairs and into his room.
-Some Time Later-
"Knock it off, Tucker. This is the second time today your carelessness almost got him killed." Sam said, arguing with her best friend.
Me? I almost got him killed? The only reason this happened is because you had to be unique. You had to take the meat away! And I'm going to get it back!" Tucker said storming off.
"You want to change that menu back? YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME TO DO IT!" Sam said, chasing after Tucker.
Now alone with Sora and Kairi, Danny spoke up. "So that was Sam and Tucker... they like to get heated with each other."
Sora nodded.
"Also, since your not from this worl...town, how you gonna explain to the school when they find out you don't go there?" Danny asked.
Sora and Kairi thought for a few moments before Kairi answered. "We got that taken care of. Were gonna run to where we are staying and call someone. If you need us we are just next door."
Sora and Kairi waved goodbye and ran back home.
"Yen Sid?" Sora said into his Gummiphone. Yen Sid was on the other line, awaiting for Sora. "We kinda got into trouble at Casper High School. We were wondering if you can get us papers saying we go to school there?"
Yen Sid nodded on his end. "I'll get Ienzo to take care of the schools internet records. You should be fine in the morning."
They both hung up and Sora went to bed, with Kairi going to bed shortly after.
-The Next Moring-
Danny joined Kairi and Sora on their walk to school, coming up to a crazy scene on the front lawn.
There are a bunch of meat lovers decked out in meat merchandise. On a stage, some girls are dancing in hot dog outfits. The girls dance offstage and Tucker appears carrying a microphone in his hand. "What do we want?"
The people in front of the stage spoke up. "MEAT"
"When Do we want it?" Tucker said
"NOW!" The protesters said.
Danny, Sora and Kairi looked over at the other side of the protest. It was basically a vegetarian equivalent of the meat-protest side full of hippies, laid-back people, and goths. Sam is standing on top of a school bus yelling into a microphone while carrying a sign that reads "NOW".
"VEGGIES NOW! VEGGIES FOREVER! VEGGIES NOW! VEGGIES FOREVER!" Said Sam and her protesters. Sam and Tucker then came to stand on opposite sides of Danny, glaring at each other.
A wind suddenly starts blowing and the sky turns gray. Sam and Tucker's eyes widen. Cackling is heard and Danny's ghost sense goes off. The crowd looks bewildered and confused. A voice yells angrily as the contents of a meat truck fly out in various directions.
The meat swirls around and eventually forms a gigantic version of the meat monster the Lunch Lady Ghost was the previous day.
"Tucker..Sam... get as many people out of here as you can! Kari, Sora and I can deal with the Lunch Lady" Danny said as Sam and Tucker ran off, helping people as much as they can.
Danny transformed and the lunch lady yelled as loud as in-humanly possible. "It's lunchtime!"
front of the meat-covered Lunch Lady. The ghost yells ferociously before attempting to punch Danny, who flies out of the way. The ghost then tries slapping him with the other hand, but he dodges again. She then tries an uppercut which he also dodges. Danny then kicks the ghost hard and knocks her over.
Sora and Kairi got some hits in, straining when they were knocked back by her strong punches. "She's about as strong as some heartless I fought in Olympus..." Sora said.
Kairi used a bit of light energy and caused the ghost to wince. Sam and Tucker smile as they watch this.
"He really is getting better. The two new guys are doing great as well, and those key..things seem to do the job." Tucker said as Sam agreed.
Danny looks down and smiles, then frowns as he turns back to the ghost. The ghost punches him and he goes sailing up into the air. Sam runs forward as she watches.
"I sure hope he can take a punch!" Sam said.
With Sora and Kairi alone on the battlefield, they both took turns trying their best to end this evil pile of meat. Nothing seemed to work for now, untill Danny showed up with some sort of metal thermos.
A blue aura surrounds Danny and then the thermos, which powers up before releasing a stream of energy. The energy forms a net that surrounds the surprised Lunch Lady and traps her.
She screams in protest as she was sucked inside.
Soon after the chaos calmmed down, Danny reverted back to his human self and then joined Sam and the others.
"So, you're not gonna tell 'em?" Tucker said.
"Nah. I think I might've finally figured out what these powers are for. They make me-" Danny said before he was interuppted.
A hand suddenly grabs Danny by the shoulder. His eyes widen and he glances upward at Mr. Lancer, who looks furious.
"In a world of trouble." Said Lancer. "You will all come back here at dusk to clean up!"
