Episode 1: A New Cast of Creeps

Who's ready for a fun adventure that'll take us to who knows where? I bet nobody is as excited as I am.

Random guy: I am.

NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!

Jokes aside, thank you for being patient. I won't keep you waiting, so let's get this show on the road, shall we?

(Quick Note: This opening chapter takes place a few days after the episode End of the Line in Total Drama Infinite 2. So there's some slight spoilers for those who haven't read it yet. You've been warned.)

As usual, I do not own any of the characters or locations featured in this story. They all belong to their respective owners. And of course, this story has a T rating for cartoon violence, regular violence, inappropriate language, and memes.

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The scene opens up on a ship harbor in Canada. The maritime port was bustling with people, all invested in their own business.

But a small group of friends walked past all these people, with a camera crew following them.

"It's a lovely day out today." Charlie beams as she looks at everything. "No wonder it's so busy out here today."

"You'd think they'd be paying more attention to us." Spinel added. "We're basically celebrities."

"There's such a thing as not wanting that celebrity attention." Katakuri said. "Crowds like that aren't really my thing."

"Such is the price of fame, Donuts." Deadpool said.

"I like the fame." Wendy said. "That's why they asked me to come to the opening of this new show and greet those who're competing."

"It only makes sense that we come with you, though." Katakuri said. "After that time you went missing, I'd prefer you didn't go alone."

"My thoughts exactly." Carla said. "You had me worried sick that time."

"I get it." Wendy said. "If I'm being honest, it's nice having you guys with me for this."

"Hey, I'm not gonna pass up a chance to meet new people and make more friends." Spinel told her.

"If you ask me, this show sounds a lot better than we've had to go through." Wendy said. "Y'know, without going on a plane or boat or anything like that." She remembered how her motion sickness hindered her on a couple of occasions.

"Honestly, I'm kinda jealous." Charlie said. "This Don guy sounds so much better than Chris. Oh, there he is!"

The crew sees Don standing there, waiting for them. Behind him sat a massive cruise ship made in the shape and design of a pirate ship. Of what could be seen outwardly, the ship was brown, had a brigantine build, and the figurehead of the ship had a red dragon, with small wings and claws near the head as an aesthetic choice.

The host notices them, and waves them over. Katakuri bends his knees down due to his height, and proceeds to shake Don's hand.

"You must be Don." Katakuri greeted. "A pleasure to meet you."

"The pleasure is all mine." Don replies. "Thanks for being able to make it."

"CAN I JUST SAY I'M A BIG FAN?!" Deadpool screamed on Don's face. The host was startled, but Katakuri pulled him away.

"Ease the excitement, Wade. Remember to be professional while we're here." Charlie told him.

"No promises."

Wendy giggled at this. "That's what happens when you try to reason with someone who almost accidentally almost killed everyone with a weapon used by a space marine."

"Apologies." Katakuri said. "You probably already know this, but he's crazy."

"And we wear that crazy with pride!" Spinel said proudly, to which Deadpool nods in agreement.

"It's fine." Don reassures. "Regardless, it's nice to have you guys here to welcome the competitors."

"So where's your help?" Deadpool asked. "Chris has the Ginyu Force, Barrett, Red, Kirbo, Gura, and Korone. Who do you have to help you manage everything?"

"Yeah, I'd like to meet them." Wendy said.

"Ahem. Right." Don takes out a walkie talkie. "I need some of you guys out here, pronto. We got some people here who'd like to meet you guys."

Don turns to the guests. "Some of them are a bit busy, so I can't introduce all of them to you at the moment. So I can at least bring out those who aren't busy at the moment."

After about a minute of waiting, the interns finally get off the ship and come to greet everyone. The first one appeared to be a girl close to Wendy's age. She had dark hair tied back in a small ponytail. She wore a white shirt, sleeveless denim vest, purple skirt, and pink shoes. Next to her, there was a small, grumpy looking ghost.

"Oh my gosh, it's so incredible to meet you guys!" The girl said as she quickly shook Wendy's hand excitedly. "The name's Molly McGee! It's so nice to meet new friends!"

"Thanks." Wendy said. "Nice to meet you.

"What's this thing?" Spinel asked as she curiously poked the ghost, who did not appear to like that.

"Hey! Ever hear of personal space?!"

"Oh, that's my friend, Scratch." Molly explained. "He's my best friend."

"That's debatable." Scratch snarked.

"You're friends with a ghost?" Wendy asked. "That's weird."

"And you're friends with a cat." Deadpool said to her. "Like the pot calling the kettle black."

Carla gives a "hmph" as they meet some more of the interns. The next guy was a tall teen with short blonde hair, glasses, and a black school uniform with headphones around the neck.

"The name's Kei Tsukishima." He introduced bluntly. "Middle blocker for my school's volleyball team, and not really interested in explaining anything else about me."

"Touchy….." Charlie muttered.

Four more people stepped out, all three of them looking similar. They were demons, with three of them sporting similar red skin, horns, and black outfits. The last one appeared to be an anthropomorphic wolf in emo clothing, too busy looking at her phone.

"Let's just skip the formalities." The tall red demon said as he gestured to Charlie. "Princess over there hired us personally to act as security in case shit gets real."

"Are these those Imp guys you talked about hiring

earlier?" Katakuri whispered to Charlie.

"Yep. I figured if any Gjira level emergency occurs, these guys will be able to handle it. Their specialty in killing is second to none. Blitzo and his crew are top notch."

"Damn straight." Blitzo said. "If shit hits the fan, we got it taken care of."

"But sir," one of the shorter demons said, "you do know a guy like Gjira is someone nobody here stands no chance against?"

"Nobody asked for your opinion, Moxxie." Blitzo snapped.

We're then introduced to the last of the interns that weren't preoccupied at the moment. He appeared to be another teen, with slicked and parted blonde hair. He wore a black tuxedo with three clocks attached to the belt, and a black and blue tie. He carried with him a smug and arrogant grin.

"Well, what's this?!" He yelled with a deranged tone. "Some friends of that overrated Iida from Class 1-A?!"

"Iida?" Wendy questioned. "Do you know him?"

"Unfortunately!" Monoma continued. The young hero began to rant and rave. "I cannot stand him and his class hogging the spotlight, leaving people like me in the shadows! So that's why I took this job, so as to prove my class is superior! And by extension, you lot! You all think you're so special, fraternizing with that 1-A show off. I'll show how much better I am, especially considering how high and mighty you guys think you a-"

His rant was cut short when Spinel stretched her arm out and knocked Monoma out with a karate chop to the back of the neck. Scratch laughed at the teen's misery.

"About time someone shut him up." Tsukishima snarked. "He's been going on like that since we got here."

"What the fuck was that for?!" Charlie cried.

"Something in my gut told me that'd shut him up." The gem said cheekily.

"Seems like the guy's jealous of Iida and his class." Deadpool said. "If Susie heard him trash talking Iida, he probably wouldn't have a head right now."

"Alright, you guys can head back onto the ship for now." Don told his interns. "We're running a tight schedule today."

The staff leaves, with Loona (the wolf girl for those who don't know) dragging an unconscious Monoma as they leave, and Molly waving goodbye.

"They seem nice." Wendy said.

"I believe the word you're looking for is weird." Carla said.

"Anyway, I think our contestants should be arriving any minute." Don said, getting right back on track. He looks over at the camera crew. "Are we on? Good."

He then looks towards the camera in front of him.

"Hello to all you viewers out there today."

"Readers!" Deadpool interrupted, but Don kept going without missing a beat.

"I'm your host, Don. As you can see, we are greeted here today with some fan favorite competitors from the hit reality show series, Total Drama Infinite."

The group waves to the camera.

"Today, we bring you a new reality show from the same great minds as that series. This is Total Drama Infinite: Bon Voyage. Twenty-six competitors from many different worlds and backgrounds will be sailing the high seas, competing in challenges in many different locales. All of them are here for one thing, and that's a grand prize of one million dollars."

"This is the place, right?" A voice asked. And just like that, the first contestant arrived. He was a Canadian guy of around 23. He had reddish brown hair, and wore a simple green t-shirt, jeans, and trainers. Not to mention he had a rating of Awesome.

"Yep. You've come to the right place." Don answered. The host took a look at his clipboard. "And that means you're Scott, right?"

"Yep. Scott Pilgrim." The guy answered. "I basically had nothing better to do, so I thought I'd audition for the show. Well that, and me and my girlfriend could really use the money."

"Good to meet you, Scott. If I'm speaking honestly, how did you get here so quickly?"

"Yeah, I didn't see any cars go by." Charlie said.

"I just took a little subspace shortcut." Scott replied. "No biggie."

"Subspace?" Katakuri wondered. "What's that?"

"Oh, it's kind of like a highway of reality bending proportions that makes it easier to get around. Like I said, it's no big deal."

This left some of them with more questions than answers, but they knew one thing for sure. Scott was more than meets the eye.

"Please step over here while you wait for the rest of your competition." Don said.

Scott nods and does as he's instructed.

The next competitor showed up, only this time they arrived in a limo. Emerging from the limo in style was a young woman. She had blonde hair styled into long, Victorian Europe style ringlets. She wears a red long sleeve jacket with a blue frill shirt and white frill folded sleeves underneath and a white ascot tie at the center of her collar, a red frill skirt, and black tights.

"Quite the entrance." Wendy gasped.

"I am Karin Kanzuki." She said, "Head of the Kanzuki Zaibatsu. It's a pleasure to be here."

"Hold up!" Deadpool said. "You're rich?! Then why enter this competition?!"

"It's simple, really." Karin answered, giving a snobbish laugh. "Money is of no concern to me. I'm here to test myself against these commoners that come from who knows where. I'm sure they'll give me quite a challenge."

"Well, I'm all that's arrived so far." Scott said.

Karin inspected Scott with curiosity.

"I see…." Karin mused. "No matter. I'm sure the rest of them will be worthy to provide me with a challenge."

As Karin joins Scott, we are introduced to our next competitor. Simply enough, it was a small green frog man that I'd be surprised if you didn't know who he is.

"Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here." He said.

"No way!" Deadpool exclaimed. "MemeKing got Kermit here?! Whoever suggested him must be a genius!"

"Holy crap, a talking frog!" Scott exclaimed.

"I've seen weirder." Karin said.

"I would've said the same thing until I laid eyes on you guys. Hey-ohhhhhhhh!" Kermit jokes.

"Heh. Nice. I'm already starting to like this guy." Scott said, while Karin looked a bit offended by the frog's joke.

"Aw, relax." Kermit told her. "It's just a joke."

"Better watch out!"

Just then, a pink car drove recklessly on the scene, and nearly hit Kermit. Once the car stops, a woman leaps out of it, as the car had no top to it. The woman had long blonde hair, a red dress and matching heels.

"I'm here, bitches!" She exclaimed. "Ready to rock out with my cock out!"

"Why am I vaguely reminded of Miu?" Katakuri asked himself.

"I'm assuming you're Panty Anarchy? The angel?" Don asked as he looked at his clipboard.

"Yep. I'm fucking ready, in more ways than one." Panty says that last part seductively.

"Yep. Definitely getting Miu vibes from her." Katakuri groaned.

"Guess not all angels are goody two shoes." Charlie remarked.

Panty struts over and joins her fellow competitors.

"What's hanging, big guy?" Panty asked Scott. "Looking for some fun? Well, I don't disappoint."

"Sorry, but I have a girlfriend." Scott said awkwardly. "I've already made the mistake of cheating on girls in the past. Not doing that again."

"Well fuck you, pal. Your loss."

"Heyyyyyyyy!" A voice cried. "Wait for meeeeeeeeee!"

They all turn to see a boy running to them at high speed. The boy had blonde hair, and wore an orange and white striped shirt, gray pants, a green scarf, and a brown bag by his side.

The guy finally stops when he crashes into the competitors. Obviously, this guy has a hard time hitting the brakes.

Karin gets back up and dusts herself off. "Hey! Watch where you're going!"

"Owowowowowow!" The boy clutches his head in pain, but just as quickly regains his senses. "Sorry. Just here to win, and I want to do it quickly. My name is Barry. I'm a Pokemon trainer coming all the way from the Sinnoh region."

"A Pokemon trainer?!" Wendy asked with excitement in her voice. "I actually have a Pokemon of my own."

This intrigued Barry. "What kind?"

"Dragonite."

"Impressive." Barry said. "Would you guys like to see the Pokemon I brought with me? WAIT! I'd be wasting my time doing that now! I need to win as quickly and effectively as possible!"

"Slow your roll, kid." Don said. "We still have 21 other contestants to introduce. And I think another one of them is arriving now."

Indeed he was right, for a taxi drove by and dropped off the next competitor. She appeared to be an anthropomorphic rabbit that weirdly had her legs and left arm looking completely mechanical.

"Oh my stars!" She said with a Southern Belle accent. "It's such a pleasure to meet you all. My name's Bunnie. Bunnie Rabbot."

Bunnie got a good look at her competition. "My, oh my. I'm looking forward to competin' with y'all. It'll be nice takin' a break from helping save the world."

"Well, you'll fit right in with this crew of crazies." Kermit said. "No offense."

"I've seen weirder, sugah." Bunnie drawls.

Bunnie joins the cast, and our next arrival shows up on the scene. This time, he arrives on a motorcycle. He was a big and muscular man with chalk white skin and some black markings on his face. He had long and wild black hair, red eyes, and wore a black leather jacket, pants, and boots. Wrapped around his arm was a titanium chain with a hook on the end.

"You must be Lobo." Don said.

"That's right." Lobo said as he hopped off his hotrod. "I'm Lobo. Bounty hunter, mercenary, and the baddest bastich the galaxy has ever seen. If yer all lookin' for a challenge, ya got one right here with the Main Man! I'm ready to frag the competition!"

"I don't know what that means, but I'm hoping you can keep that attitude of yours under control?" Don asked.

"Hey, for a game that pays as good as this, I'll keep my yap shut. For now."

"Oh, I can tell you guys are gonna have fun with this guy." Deadpool said. "Just an fyi, he can't be killed."

"Not unless there's another Czarnian like me, ya dummy." Lobo corrected. "Too bad I killed all of 'em."

"Should we be worried?" Barry asked.

"Just don't get on my bad side, kid." Lobo warned. "And we should have no problems."

"Rrrrright."

Right on cue, the next contestant arrives. This one didn't appear to be human. She was a small nonhuman girl with pale yellow skin. She had long blonde hair kept in a ponytail, and wore a one piece top with puffy sleeves, that was pink on top and green on the bottom, and orange shoes.

"Next up, we have the smartest girl in all of Cappy Town, Tiff."

"Hello, everyone." Tiff said. "I didn't really have a whole lot of time to come up with an introduction on the way here, but I'll make sure to try my hardest, at least. Was that any good?"

"Better than this little twat's entrance." Panty said, gesturing to Barry.

"I said I was sorry, alright?!"

"I think…..you did just fine." Don said awkwardly as Panty and Barry began to argue. During this, the next contestant arrived.

This time, it was a big, fat, anthropomorphic cat (I assume that's the animal he is), currently dressed like he's ready for a Hawaiian vacation. (And as the requester specified, I'm going with the Goof Troop incarnation of this character)

"Ahh, finally ready for some stress free rest and relaxation."

"Umm, Pete?" Don questioned. "You do realize what show you're on, right?"

Pete looked a bit offended. "What am I, a moron?! I read the brochure correctly. I was promised a reality show on a luxurious cruise ship! With a million dollars!"

"But this is a "competition" reality show, numnuts." Panty said. "You're competing against other people for a million dollars."

"Excuse me?!"

Pete takes out the brochure, and reads it more closely. Sure enough, the slutty angel wasn't lying.

"Curse you, fine print!" Pete shouted to the heavens, but quickly recovered. "Well, guess this means I need to put on my game face, heh heh." As he said this, he gave a big, toothy, mischievous grin.

Pete joins the group, and the next contestant arrives on the scene like clockwork. She was a young, bespectacled girl with hip length orange hair. She wore an off-shoulder white top with a red splatter-like pattern on her chest, a black tank top underneath that, a dark green jacket with a faux fur trimmed hood, black short shorts, a studded black belt in a slanted position, black thigh highs socks and black knee-high boots with buckles and studs at the top, and a set of headphones.

"It says here that this next newcomer is Futaba Sakura." Don said. "Doesn't have a whole lot of info on her file, other than she's a very skilled hacker."

"Wow…" Futaba says as she looks at her competitors with fascination. "This is a freaky group. Guess getting out more really has its benefits."

"Freaky?!" Karin scoffed. "That's quite rude!"

"Uh, sorry." Futaba said nervously. "Didn't mean for that to come across as rude."

"You know, she kind of reminds me of Tari." Charlie remarked. "A little shy and awkward, but a nice person."

"I think we got another newbie coming up." Spinel said with excitement. "Ooh, I can't wait."

Another contestant slowly walks in on the scene. He was a tall, stoic, middle aged man with a very muscular build. He had messy black hair, and slight hints of a stubble mustache and beard. He wore a plain white tank top, black trousers, black boots, ablack banner with an insignia of a bull over his shoulder and a belt carrying a weird book. He was also smoking a cigarette at the moment.

"Yami Sukehiro, from the Clover Kingdom." Don introduced. "And a well respected magic captain, to boot. How's life treating you, Yami?"

Yami begins to glow with an overwhelming dark and purple magic aura around him. This began to scare those that were easily intimidated.

"Just fine." He answered gruffly. "Just know I'm putting those who I work with to the test. Otherwise...I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO KILL THEM."

Now this really sent shivers down most of their spines.

"Is he allowed to make threats like that?!" Bunnie asked.

"That's funny." Katakuri said to Wendy. "I sense a lot of dark energy within him. Do you feel it, too?"

Wendy nods. "Yes. But it definitely doesn't feel like anything evil or malicious. I can sense he's just really strong."

"Look at the observation on these two." Yami said as he gave a small chuckle. "Just know if you're on my team, all you're getting is tough love from me."

"You dont scare me!" Pete scoffed.

"Huh?!"

Yami slowly walks up to Pete and clutches the cat's head in his hand. Pete shakes as Yami could easily squish his head Omni Man style. The purple aura around him got a bit more overwhelming.

"I'm gonna let that slide, fatass." Yami growled. "But get on my bad side, and I will not hesitate to get serious."

Pete nods knowingly, and Yami releases his grip while the dark aura dissipates.

"So scary….." Tiff mutters

"Looks like I'll finally have some serious competition." Karin said with glee.

One thing was for sure about Yami. He was someone who was not to be fucked with.

The next competitor made their debut, but this one arrived on a sleek yellow motorcycle. The driver was a young woman with long and bright golden hair. She wore a baggy, dark, crop aviator style jacket, brown knee high boots, and orange sunglasses. Where her right arm should be, there was a yellow and black mechanical arm. On her arms were gold colored mechanical gauntlets.

"Sweet ride." Don said. "Sweet entrance as well, Yang."

The woman known as Yang took off her sunglasses and grinned. "Eh. It's no big deal. Just thought I'd arrive in style."

"You sure do look like you're ready for some action."

"Oh I'm more here for the thrills than the money." Yang assured. "And who knows? Maybe I'll make some good friends. So what do you say? Let's start this show with a YANG!"

There was an awkward silence from Yang's really bad pun. Maybe a slight chuckle from Futaba.

"Hmm. Tough crowd."

As Yang quietly joined the others, a taxi dropped off the next competitor. This time, being a gray colored robot, with what seemed to be a container in his chest and an antenna on the top of his head.

"Bender!" Don greeted. "Glad you could make it."

"What's happening, meatbags?!"

"What the fuck did you just call me, you tin can?!" Panty snapped.

"Chillax." Bender said. "I'm pretty sure that's what you all are scientifically called. Except for whatever the hell those things are." At this, he gestures to those like Pete and Tiff.

"How many rude people are gonna be on this show?!" Tiff asked angrily.

Bender joins the rest, then pulls out a beer and starts drinking. Scott takes notice of Bender, and is fascinated.

"Whoa. First the frog, and now a freaking robot?!"

Bender looks over at Scott, and says one thing.

"Bite my shiny metal ass."

Scott was so dumb he actually did look at said shiny metal ass.

"Huh. It doesn't really look all that shiny to me."

"Shinier than yours, meatbag." Then he went back to drinking.

"Heh. I think we'll get along just fine."

While everyone got used to another weirdo like Bender, another new contestant arrived. This time, it was a young and small Japanese American girl with neck length black hair. Her attire consisted of a black school uniform with a matching skirt, shoes, and short white sleeves. She carried a greenish blue backpack. With her, she was accompanied by a weird contraption. It was a red robot with a round body and long spider-like appendages. It had a friendly face that lit up on an LCD screen. At the moment, the robot had "deal with it" shades lit up on its face.

"That robot looks awesome." Futaba said to herself.

"Hello." The girl said. "こんにちわ初めましてよろし. My name is Peni Parker. And I'm from the year 3145."

"Oh, I've heard of her!" Deadpool exclaimed. "She's pretty much one of the alternate universe Spider-Man!"

"So what's with the bot?" Lobo asked, pointing to the robot next to her.

"Oh." Peni said. "This is SP/dr. I have a psychic link with the spider that lives inside this robot my father built. And we're the best of friends. We work together in fighting crime."

"So she's like the famous Spider-Man, huh?" Kermit asked. "Frankly, not impressed.

"Can you rewire a mainframe while being shot at while I can?" Peni asked, much to their shock. "Didn't think so."

Peni joins her fellow castmates while they're still surprised to hear this little girl is a full fledged superhero.

"Do you mind if I pet him?" Futaba asks. Due to her otaku nature, SP/dr really caught the hacker's eye.

"Sure." Peni answered. "He's really friendly."

Futaba hesitantly gives a pat on SP/dr's "head". The spider machine's screen lights up with a happy face. Futaba chuckles a little bit at this.

"Cute."

The next car arrived to drop someone off, but at the same time, they hear the faint sounds of someone screaming. From above.

"Hey, you guys hear something?" Bender asked.

"Sounds like it's coming from the sky." Peni said.

Everyone watched as someone crashed down to the ground painfully. It reappeared to be a young boy. He had fluffy brown hair, a white chiton robe, navy blue tights, a laurel crown, brown sandals, and white angel wings on his back. And at the moment, his head was stuck in the ground like an ostrich.

"Glad you could...drop in, Pit." Don joked. He was still worried if he was okay, though. Pit could be seen flailing and struggling to free himself.

"Perhaps I could lend a hand?" A voice behind him said. This was the one who arrived at the same time as Pit. It was a tall and slender woman with long black hair. Her attire consisted of a partially zipped navy blue leather vest with a v neckline, a long salmon sarong skirt, high heels, and sunglasses on her head.

Katakuri's eyes went wide at the sight of this woman. "You're... Nico Robin, of the Straw Hat Pirates!"

"You know her?" Carla asked.

"Not personally, no. But I'm….. well acquainted with her captain. I'm just surprised to see a dangerous woman like her here."

"She doesn't look dangerous." Deadpool said. "She honestly looks hot."

"Not like that! The knowledge she holds….. is dangerous. So dangerous the World Government would do whatever it takes to capture her."

Robin crosses her arms together and says "Dos Fleurs."

Suddenly, two hands sprout out of the ground and pull Pit out.

"Owwwwww." He groaned. "Of all the time's for the power of flight to turn off. And when I wanted to make a good first impression."

Pit turns ro Robin. "Thanks for the help."

Robin gives Pit a smile. "No problem."

"How'd she do that thing with her hands?!" Spinel asked. "Did she eat a devil fruit like you?"

"It would seem so."

Don coughs awkwardly and begins to properly introduce them. "Welcome, you two. Everyone, this is Pit; an angel from Skyworld, and captain of Palutena's army. And this is Nico Robin; archaeologist of the Straw Hat Pirates."

Pit salutes. "Good to meet you all!"

"Thank you for having me here." Robin said kindly.

"Just what we needed." Panty deadpanned. "Another angel. But this one looks like a total dork."

Katakuri steps forward and approaches Robin.

"You do realize the risk you pose of being on this show, Devil Child?" Katakuri asked. "This show's already in hot water after what happened in Totto Land."

"I heard." Robin replied. "It was all over the news. Your friends really made a name for themselves. And yes, I do know the danger that my presence here entails. But I'm still willing to participate."

"I see. Who am I to stand in your way?"

"What exactly do you mean by danger?!" Tiff asked worriedly.

"It's probably best to not think too much about it." Robin said calmly.

Pit and Robin join their castmates, and the next one is dropped off. This time, it was a pretty big and oafish looking guy. He had long blue hair, pointed ears, and wore a blue hoodie, green shorts, and red sneakers.

"Hi, I'm Gonard." The guy said. "Boy, I'm really excited to be here."

"What do you know, someone who actually appears to be normal for a change." Yang said.

"I'd say I'm a pretty cool guy to know. Though most people like to say I'm "out there.""

Gonard stops talking for a moment and pulls out a ridiculously large sandwich and surprises everyone by eating it in one bite and letting out a large belch.

"Man, that hit the spot."

"Gross." Futaba muttered.

"That was cool!" Pit exclaimed. "I wish I could do that. You seem pretty awesome."

"Thanks." Gonard said. "It's really tough when people don't understand you. Like when I speak my special Gonard language."

"I see what he means by "out there." Peni remarked.

After this, we're introduced to the next competitor. This time, it was a young woman with long red hair. She wore custom made armor on her chest and arms, blue skirt, black boots, and silver earrings. Behind her, she carried an obscene amount of luggage.

Fortunately, one person was happy to see her.

"Erza!" Wendy happily exclaimed as she waved to her.

Erza looked through the crowd, and smiled as soon as she saw her fellow guildmate.

"Hello, Wendy. It's actually nice to see someone here I already know."

"I didn't know you were competing." Katakuri said.

(Just an fyi: Katakuri also knows Erza fairly well. In his free time, he goes to Wendy's world, and regularly hangs out with her and her friends. He is pretty much an unofficial member of the guild.)

"Well, when Wendy talked about how much fun you had on this show, I thought I'd give it a try." Erza replied.

"Did you really need to pack that much?!" Pit exclaimed.

"Makes me feel like I didn't pack enough." Barry said.

Erza joins them, and drops her luggage, unintentionally crushing Pit with it all."

"Urgh…. little….. help?!"

Lobo obliges and pulls Pit out.

"Thanks."

"Yeah, yeah. Just don't ask me for any favors."

"They're in for a rough time." Katakuri said to Charlie. "It's only a matter of time before somebody pisses her off. Even I won't mess with her when she's angry."

After this, our next competitor arrived. He appeared to be a handsome, distinguished, and normal looking Japanese man. He had light brown hair, and a dark suit and tie.

"This is Light Yagami." Don said. "A hardworking, naturally talented genius, who's one of the best detectives out there, or so I'm told."

"Good to meet you all." Light said in a friendly voice. "Quite an interesting group of people gathered here."

Deep down, Light was sizing everyone up. To see who was a good person, or who was a criminal or imperfect sinner, simply by their looks. Only time would tell.

Light looked next to him at the Shinigami that followed him, Ryuk. Ryuk appeared to be a tall and lanky floating figure with gray skin, black hair, sharp teeth, long limbs, and black feathery like wings. (Also, only Light could see him.)

"Hyuk hyuk." Ryuk laughs. "Interesting group of people, my ass. I'm willing to bet you'll hate over half of these guys."

"Only time will tell." Light thought. "But I think it's for the best if I take a break from my duties as Kira. Well, not entirely."

Light walks up to Don and shakes his hand.

"Did you do as I requested and make sure not to have this show aired in my world?" Light asked the host.

"Yes." Don answered. "Honestly, I don't get why you'd make a request as weird and specific as that. But we made sure to do as requested."

"Perfect. Thanks."

"Smart thinking, meatbag." Bender said. "If you look like an idiot on TV, your friends and family won't have to see that."

Light gives the robot a small glare before turning away.

Right before the next contestant arrived, Katakuri's eyes glowed red, signaling he saw the future. And it was something that worried him. Very quickly, he used his devil fruit abilities to make mochi earplugs for his friends.

"Guys, put these on, now!"

"What are you babbling on about now, Donuts?" Deadpool asked.

"Just do it. You'll thank me later."

His friends do as he said and quickly put the earplugs in. After that, the next contestant arrived. This time, it was a young woman with scruffy and messy purple hair, and she was wearing a black school uniform, black shorts with matching boots, and a hoodie. Very timidly, she slowly walked out of the taxi and looked at everyone.

"You must be Bernadetta." Don said. "Heir to the house of Varley in the Adrestian Empire. And a student of the Officer's Academy."

Bernadetta nervously looked at everyone, and nearly all of them terrified her. She felt afraid, confused, afraid, nervous, afraid, scared, and did we mention afraid?

All Bernadetta could do was let out an ear shattering scream that forced everyone to cover their EARS.

"Fuck, she's loud!" Panty complained.

"I think I went deaf and then regained my hearing." Kermit groaned

"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!" Bernadetta wailed. "WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE?! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! WHY DID THE PROFESSOR SIGN ME UP FOR THIS?! I WISH I WAS BACK IN THE SAFETY OF MY ROOM!"

"Poor girl…." Charlie said sympathetically. "She looks so scared to be here. Wonder why she's like that?"

"Infinite 2 would chew her up and spit her out." Deadpool added.

"Would you mind piping down, girlie?!" Yami asked.

"Eek! I-I'm sorry!" Bernadetta cried. "Please don't kill me! You're probably going to do it anyway!"

"Look, no one is here to hurt you, okay?" Don said slowly and calmly. "This is a safe place. Now would you please come over here and join us?"

Bernadetta stopped screaming, and slowly inched her way over to them, but she kept herself about fifteen feet away from everyone. She still shivered nervously, fearing for her very life.

"Weirdo." Pete mumbled.

After Bernadetta's little meltdown, the next contestant got off the next taxi. This contestant was a large and muscular man with black hair flowing out of a yellow hat. He had a blue and yellow outfit, with a purple skirt as his bottom clothing. He walks up to Don and shakes his hand.

"Kronk. It's a pleasure to have you here."

Kronk gives the host a friendly smile. "Thanks. Glad I could be here. Honestly, I'm quite excited to be competing. Hope my Junior Chipmunk Scout training will be enough for this show."

Kronk then joins the others and waves. "Nice to meet you all. You can call me Kronk."

"Nice to meet ya, dude." Scott said, giving the big guy a pat on the back.

Pit, Scott, Robin, and Peni begin making small talk with Kronk while Bernadetta continues to inch farther and farther away from everyone.

During this, we're introduced to the next competitor. She appeared to be a dark and brooding teenager with short purple hair, gray-ish skin, and a long dark blue cloak with a hood, with matching dark blue ruffled ankle-boots with blackish-gray soles, with a leotard-like long-sleeved shirt that is bluish-black with cuffs at her wrists of the same dark blue of her cloak.

"Glad you made it, Raven." Don said. "Competitors, this Raven from the Teen Titans, who I'm sure need no explanation."

"Sure. Thanks for the "introduction."" Raven deadpanned as she floated over the others.

"What up, emo chick?!" Bender asked as he raised his hand for a high five. "Up top!"

Raven just glared at the robot.

"Kids nowadays. All of them are so dark and edgy." Lobo said to himself. "First that Light guy, now her."

With that settled, another contestant made their way on the scene, and this was a unique one. It was a young man with a slim yet muscular build. He wore an exaggerated 70's white 3 piece suit with a purple shirt that has oversized collars and cuffs, while wearing a pair of white pointy shoes. He has an exaggerated goatee and sideburns that both end in a spike. But the most distinguishing thing about him was the super long pompadour hairstyle he sported. With him, he carried a wooden sword.

"You may call me Ryu." He said dramatically. "A shaman. And a lost soul hoping to find his Best Place."

"Best Place?" Bunnie asked curiously.

"Yes. A Best Place. A place where my friends and I can rest, ease our worries, and gain the acceptance of society. That is my sore reason for entering this show. To hell with money, I hope to find my Best Place here."

"A simple dream." Erza said. "But an admirable one."

Ryu scans the crowd. "Many lovely maidens here." He thought to himself as he looked at the girls that appeared to be around his age. Looking at these girls, his eyes settle on Bernadetta, and his pompadour takes on more of a heart shape.

"Be my fair maiden!" He says as he looks directly at Bernadetta.

"W-WHAT?!" Bernadetta cried. She was totally confused about what this stranger was going on about.

"I have traveled far and wide, and seen many things…..BUT NEVER HAVE I SEEN SUCH BEAUTY!"

Out of nowhere, he pulls out a bouquet of flowers, and begins to walk towards Bernadetta with a serious expression.

"What is he doing?!" Bernadetta asked in terror. She didn't know what he was trying to do, but assumed the worst and believed he was trying to hurt her. "Is he coming here to kill me?! It looks like he's got a weapon! I'm as good as dead!"

But Ryu just kept on walking towards her.

"Eep! This is it! It's all over for me!"

As soon as Ryu got over to her, Bernadetta let out a high pitched scream and kicked him in the crotch. Ryu screamed even louder, and immediately dropped to the ground in agony.

"Oooooh…. is he okay?" Gonard asked, wincing at the sight of the shaman's pain.

A spirit like being manifested around Ryu and began to talk to him. It was a ghost of a green, almost lizard-like man. (Though only Ryu and maybe a few people with some spiritual awareness could see him.)

"She got you good." He said. "Will you be alright?"

"Not now, Tokageroh." Ryu groans.

As Ryu tried to get back up, a new contestant arrived. She was a woman with long dark brown, almost black hair. Her attire consisted of a white tank top and black miniskirt with a belt and suspenders, red and black gloves that extend to her elbows, red boots, black socks, and a metal guard on her left elbow.

"Meet the freedom fighter from Avalanche, Tifa Lockhart." Don said.

"Thanks for having me." Tifa said. "I'm sure I got what it takes. Can't be worse than what I've been through."

She looks at the competition and spots one person in the crowd.

"Yang?!"

Yang also finally realized who was talking to her.

"Tifa?!"

The two run up to each other and lock into a super strong handshake.

"Been a while, hasn't it?" Yang asked.

"Yep." Tifa replied. "You've changed quite a bit. Look at your arm."

"Maybe I have changed a bit. But I can still kick your butt."

"We'll see about that this time."

"I guess….. they know each other?" Charlie wondered.

"Yep." Deadpool answered. "It's a Death Battle thing."

"I'll have you know I got stronger since last time." Yang said.

"Same here." Tifa said. "May the best brawler win."

"I plan too."

After that, the second to last contestant had arrived. It was tall slender teenage boy with a pale pointed face, sleek blond hair, and ice grey eyes. He was wearing a black and green robe with a white shirt and green tie underneath. His robe also had a snake crest on it.

The guy looked around in disappointment. "Is this that wretched show I heard all this talk about?" He asked with disdain. "Doesn't quite match the scale of what I heard?"

"Yes, Draco." Don sighed. The host looked a bit upset at this guy trash talking the show. "Everyone, this is Draco Malfoy, the son of a very influential leader and a pure-blooded wizard. Who's currently imprisoned."

"You don't think….?" Deadpool wondered as he got a closer look at Malfoy.

"What?" Wendy asked him.

"That's the same Malfoy from when we and the cast of Endless were at Hogwarts! How did he survive the fire?!"

"Look at the mouth on this one." Malfoy scoffed. "I remember you and your friends. Heard you were known for running that mouth of yours."

Deadpool shrugged. "Guilty as charged. But man, the Endless gang really gave you the slip, huh? Really put a stop to your plan, am I right? What brings you to this show, anyway?"

"None of your business, Muggle. Don't get all nosy in business that doesn't concern you." Malfoy then looks at his competition. "Is this the lot of them? Hmph. I should have no problem outperforming them."

"You seem to have a lot of confidence in yourself." Erza told the wizard.

"It's not confidence, Muggle. It's a fact."

Erza didn't know what "Muggle" meant, but she didn't take too kindly to being insulted. One of those little anger marks you see on people in anime popped up on her head.

"Oh no….!" Wendy gasped.

"He better start running." Katakuri added.

But the anger on Erza's face faded as quickly as it came. The S Class mage didn't want to lose her cool and make an awful first impression on the first day.

"Very well. You're entitled to your opinions." Erza said calmly.

"Anyway, let's bring out the final competitor, Shermie!" Don said.

And so, the last contestant made her appearance. She was a stylish French woman with long red hair, with her bangs completely obscuring her eyes. Her outfit was a homemade, yet semi revealing pink coat-vest combo that exposed quite a bit of cleavage and bared her midriff, a black miniskirt, and black boots with a pink fur trim. She gave off an air of mystery, and a bit of "ara ara."

"Ooh, I'm so excited to be here!" Shermie said with bubbly and excited charm. "Such a shame the rest of the band couldn't make it."

"Damn, she's hot!" Panty interjected. "And that's coming from a dick magnet like me."

"So pretty….." Ryu said with hearts in his eyes.

"Ooh la la." Yami deadpanned. "You all act like you've never seen a hot woman before."

"Anyone that pretty is hiding something." Carla said to Wendy.

Wendy nods. "I wouldn't doubt it. She smells...mysterious."

Don looks down at the list of contestants. "Okay, looks like everyone is finally here. Now, before we set sail, I'm going to explain a few things. This show will play very much like the Total Drama you all know and love. Only difference is, you'll all be traveling on this ship to many different fictional locales to compete in fun and exciting challenges. And as usual, a team that loses will have to vote one member off. The last competitor remaining will win one million dollars."

"Yeah yeah, I'm sure most of us have seen the show. Pretty sure we know how this shit works." Panty said.

"I already know everything I need to know!" Barry said impatiently. "Let's hurry up and get going! I got a show to win!"

Don chuckles. "Very well." He then turns to the guests of honor. "Guess this is where we part ways. Thanks again for helping welcome these guys."

"It was no problem." Katakuri said. "I look forward to watching this show. I wish you the best of luck."

"Yeah, we better get going." Deadpool adds. The merc then pulls out a spiked chain mace. "Besides, we gotta go continue pranking DIO. The fact he won a Death Battle he obviously should've lost really rubbed MemeKing the wrong way."

"I'll bring the electric eels and manure!" Spinel said happily.

"Don't forget the giant boulder."

(I know that sounds brutal, but c'mon. It's DIO. He deserves it.)

"Well, I'll let you guys get to that." Don said. "Alright, everyone! Let's hop aboard!"

The plank ramp for the ship comes down, and the contestants all push, shove, and argue, until they're all finally onboard. Don then gets on the ship after everyone is finally. With the sound of a loud horn, the ship leaves port, and sails off into the horizon. Katakuri and the crew watch as it sails away.

"Godspeed to those guys." Katakuri said. "Though I think they have less to worry about than our friends."

"Yeah….."Charlie said. "But I think it'll still be fun, regardless."

"Alright, lovebirds. Let's go dunk on a vampire!" Deadpool said impatiently.

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Now out at sea, the contestants get a good look at the main deck of the ship. There was a freshly grown lawn, jacuzzi, swimming pool with diving board, mini golf course, rock climbing wall, and a tennis court and basketball court. (Need I remind you this ship is very big). The cast all "oohs" at all these fun amenities.

"Is this all for us?!" Peni asked.

"Indeed it is." Don answered. "You guys can kick back and have fun using all of this in between challenges in your free time. But this isn't all the fun you can have on here. Follow me, and I can continue the grand tour."

They Follow Don up some stairs to the highest point of the ship. There sat 13 chairs set up in rows, and a podium. At the end of this area was a giant orange raft.

"This is the elimination area, if your team loses this is where you will come. Before you come here you will vote for who you want to go home in the confessional. Then you will come here for an elimination ceremony. I will be handing out miniature life preservers, and if you receive one, you are safe. But the person with the most votes will not receive a life preserver and will be eliminated from this game. After that, the loser will take this raft and drop off the ship, and kiss the money goodbye."

"So you're just going to strand us alone in the ocean?" Raven asked.

"Being alone like that doesn't sound too bad." Bernadetta said to herself.

"Relax. We will have someone to fly by and pick you up."

"What did I expect?" Bernadetta groaned.

"Let's move on, shall we?"

The second deck layer was pretty much indoors, with many different rooms. Don gestures to one red door in the hall with a white cross on it.

"Over here is the infirmary, where Lissa and Mikan, who I'm sure you'll meet at some point, will patch you up and treat you of any injuries or illnesses."

"How many layers are on this ship, if I may ask?" Futaba asked.

"Three. Besides this deck, there's the top deck, and the one beneath this is where your rooms are."

The next room they're led to is a fairly large storage room, but has been cleared out and been renovated. All that was in there was a comfy chair and a camera.

"This is the confessional room, where you can vent your thoughts, or just say whatever to the viewing world."

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Karin looks around the room.

"Very spacious." She said, "At least we won't have to use this in a filthy bathroom like those fellows on Infinite 2."

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"Just watch out, viewers!" Pete declared. "I'll say it as many times as I have to. You're looking at this season's winner right here!"

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"Still don't see the appeal of this show." Malfoy snarked.

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After going through a big door, they were taken to a very huge room. The room was a huge kitchen. It had four giant ovens and three fridges. There were two huge counters in the middle of the room and counters attached to the wall beside the oven. There was also a huge pantry that was full of food.

"Wow." Tifa gasped. "This place is awesome!"

"You guys can make your own meals or snacks here." Don explained. "The kitchen is attached to the dining hall which is through that door over there. So let's go to the next room."

"I can totally take full advantage of my cooking skills here!" Ryu and Kronk said at the same time. The two then look at each other.

"A fellow culinary savant, hmm?" Ryu said. "That's perfect. I'm the best chef on Funbari Hill! My sushi is to die for."

"Good to know." Kronk said. "You haven't lived until you've tried my spinach puffs."

The cast then continues to follow Don through the other rooms. There was a bowling alley, a theatre, arcade, gym, and lastly, a library.

"Wow….." Robin gasped at all the books. "This ship really does have it all. I could spend my entire life in this room."

After this, Don takes them to the floor below. On each side of the large hall were identical blue doors.

"These are your rooms. Everyone gets their own personal room. We'll also get you all nameplates so you guys aren't confused on-"

SLAM!

The commotion comes from Bernadetta quickly going into a random room and locking it.

"Guess someone must have been tired." Scott said.

"Not even close." Kermit said dryly.

"Well…..each of you take your pick on a room." Don said. "They're all practically identical, regardless. Well, that's all for the tour. For now, I'll let you guys get settled in and enjoy yourselves for the rest of the day. Tomorrow, we'll put you into your teams and give you all your first challenge. Until then, you're all dismissed."

Don then leaves for the ship's "captain's quarters." This left everyone to pick their rooms and/or enjoy the amenities on the ship.

We see Lobo pick a random room and take a look inside. There was a queen size bed, large dresser for their clothes, a flatscreen TV, a desk, and personal shower

"Sweet." Lobo said as he kicked back on the bed. "I could get used to this.

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to hit the arcade!" Pit said.

"Same here." Futaba said, as the two left.

"And I need to head to the gym as soon as possible!" Barry said. "Time to train my Pokemon so we're ready for anything!" And the young trainer rushes off.

"Man, I could really go for a sandwich." Gonard said.

"That's not a bad idea." Erza said. "Though I personally have a craving for some strawberry cake."

"Oh, then by all means, allow me to prepare you guys something to eat." Kronk said.

"I'll definitely need to check out all the books on this ship." Robin said.

"Hmm. I guess great minds do think alike." Raven said, as the two leave as well.

"Well, any of you boys wanna drop by my room for some….fun….don't be afraid to hit me up." Panty said seductively.

"Piss off." Yami deadpanned as he walked into one of the vacant rooms. Shermie just giggles at this, and proceeds to choose her room.

"You wanna join us, sugar?" Bunnie asked Light. "Me and Ms. Tiff here are heading for that bowling alley we passed by."

"No thanks." Light replied, and quickly went into one of the empty rooms.

"His loss." Tiff said.

Inside his room, Light sits down at the desk, pulls out a weird looking black notebook, and begins to write furiously in it."

"Taking a break from Kira, my ass." Ryuk told him. "You're still busy as a bee in that book."

"Gotta have something to do to pass the time." Light replied.

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The 26 competitors now take the time to enjoy their day. Have fun, maybe mingle and make some friends, make game plans, or in Light and Bernadetta's case, stay cooped up in their room. For whatever lay ahead for this group, it was the beginning of a grand adventure.

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And…..scene.

So there you go. The obligatory introduction chapter. I've always found said chapter to be important. You want to showcase everyone, and make it interesting. I think I did a pretty good job making the intros interesting and fun.

I also figured it'd be fitting to have some fan favorite characters from the mainline of Infinite to help welcome everyone. I also know full well I didn't show off every intern in this chapter. That was intentional. The next chapter will showcase the others and give them some screen time. It just would've felt awkward to force them in the introduction in a way I didn't feel satisfied with.

Next time, everyone will be placed into their teams, and of course will engage in their first challenge. For now, I'm going to keep it a surprise. As well, I'm going to flesh out these characters and interactions more than what we saw here, so be ready to see more controlled insanity.

As usual with my other works, please leave your thoughts in the reviews, and criticism is appreciated, but don't flame me. As well, feel free to leave your predictions on who's the winner, who will get out first, romances, friendships, and rivalries, your favorite characters, some plots you'd like to see, and location/challenge ideas. This would really help a lot.

Until next time, this is MemeKing, signing off.