If you wrote and directed a movie based on your life, what would the title be?
What?
Options float around my head. I pick one at random. I am in the world's worst quiz show.
What is the first thing you do when you get home from school?
I don't like any of these options. I pick the street ball one, because I hate orange juice. It then asks me to pick a stage name. I tell it I am DJ Smooth Money, because none of the options suit.
What is the best way to get into an exclusive dance club?
Tell some jokes, talk with them. With enough time, I can talk my way into doing anything. Like going to space.
I was supposed to be in space. I had said my goodbyes, launched my rocket, and left the earth behind. So what was I doing behind bars, with a very familiar detective glaring at me? He had been looking happy enough at my rocket launch. Where were these bizarre accusations coming from?
What exactly was going on?
Why was I in jail when the entire town had approved of it?
Had the launch hurt someone?
From what I have been hearing from Det. Dan D. Man, I was arrested for B&E. Food seemed a safe choice to blame it on, though to be honest, I have no Idea what that is about? Or why he is looking for information on Daddy Bigbucks. He's not always a fun person to work with, but usually he sticks to legal miseries.
That seems to be what the good detective was looking for, for now I had time to do what I do best. Chat people up.
Talking to people is the key to getting what you want out of life. How can you persuade them if you don't know their reservations? The best jokes to use on them? What they like to hear before you kiss them senseless? The people of Sim valley are easy to figure out, and I know this detective very well, even if he is pretending not to recognize me. It didn't me long to talk my way back into his good graces and beyond. I didn't even have to pay a fine.
Before I left Prison, I ate the jail food, and took a nap. It was only when I took a shower that I realized why the good detective hadn't recognized me.
Somehow, I was a woman.
I have never heard that going to space could change your gender. I wish someone had warned me of that before I tried!
AN-Progress! maybe not exactly what is on the to do list, but progress! Yes its self indulgent, but we are writing fan fiction. It is all self indulgent!
