Jack Carly in his side car were in a dark signer turbo duel. Rex Goodwin shirtless his mark on his back, As they rolled. Carly said, "the other marks vanished so that means the other won. there is no pressure on your duel honey."

Jack nodded as he turned the corner letting Rex go first, "Right honey, you start mate."

the Dark signer drew his hand as he held out Fires of Doomsday summoning two tokens then set three cards before tributing the Tokens , "My immortal is dark so I can use the tokens to summon him , Rise Wiraqocha Rasca!" the immortal appeared returning the set cards to his owner's deck leaving the immortal with Three thousand attack as his only card. But three cards in Jack's hand flow to his graveyard

As her husband Drew Carly said, "I defy you to say that fives times fast!" Jack nodded as he drew a card" half hand really well it back fired my dragons assault mode is in m y graveyard, and I just drew Assault Revival So I summon top runner so I have something to pay the coast with and he appears. So thanks for letting me summon my dragon with two card buddy." he smirked his dragon appearing ( red dragon archfiend assault mode atk 3500) he set his last card as his dragon smashed the immortal with it's claws (Rex goodwin life points 8000-7500)

the dark one drew as Carly clapped, "I don't think he had a back up, they didn't train for this thinking they could default win by making sure no Signer was human."

Rex held out a card " Dark hole!" the dragon was sucked into the void leaving him with nothing.

Jack drew as he said,"No I think making this a one card draw for us both was his plan there love.I set a monster" The dark signer drew and smirked Setting a card.

Jack drew as the trap flipped out to Metal reflective slime (def 3000) " nasty oh well I flip up Scapeghosts who fills up me board with level one tokens. So I have a tuner and five stars ( tokens def 0 times four Scapeghost atk0) " I tune the ghost with three of his sheeps. To summon underworld fighter!" the levle four sycnhro monster appeared( atk 2100)

Carly smirked seeing the card. "I get it you will now summon out your clock Resonator to summon exploder dragonwing!" the husband played the card, "What me wife said." Exploder dragon wing then formed (Atk 2400) " Not strong enough to beat your trap so your turn."

Rex drew and smirked, "My slime transform Egyptian god slime!" the trap transformed into the fusion monster by the monsters own effect ( god slime atk 3000) Jack and Carl clinked as the slime punched his dragon dead. ( jack life points 8000-7400)

Jack drew as he said, "an immortal demon and a false god in one deck. What are the chances. Yugi need two gods to beat this things last owner. Let's hope I don't" he said looking at his token and he smiled, "Can't die in battle but my share the pain card can kill it. We both pig a monster to kill on our sides. We each have one so!" both exploded it was All he had.

Rex drew and he smiled he had two cards and held them out. " behold your end. Monster reborn come to me explorer dragon wing (Atk 2400" he then summoned out Panther warrior. ( atk 2000) The dragon attacked jack(Jack life points 7400-5000) The dragon then exploded to allow the cat to slash jack ( jack life points 5000-3000)

the blonde drew, "Honey he keeps pulling legendary Monsters out his flank!" Carl nodded but pointed to his card, "Oh Right, I set a monster card!" Rex drew and played s scapegoat giving his panther fuel to attack as it eat one token( scapegoats def zero times three!" the Cat slashed only for Marshmallon to appear and tank it. ( Rex goodwin life points 7500-6500)

Jack drew and smiled, "My wife gave me that card she said not dying in battle will give me time if I was backed up, Once more my better half is the brains!" he said looking at his card. "your panther can't hack or slash him. he looked to it and then to carly it was a level three tuner useless to them right now. "but your turn."

Rex drew and had to end his turn. Allow Jack to draw and he had sycnhro boost he held his chin before nodding for Rex to draw and end his turn, andJack drew turbo booster and he smiled, "Ok now we got it. I summon dark resonator with let's me summon out turbo booster and with Synchro boost giving one star it's Three plus three plus one plus one is eight Red dragon archfiend rise up!" his dragon appeared. (red dragon archfiend atk 3000) "he attacks panther with makes his effect kill those tokens" fire burned Goodwing's field down as he drove through fire. (Rex goodwin life points 6500-5500)

Rex drew he had three cards as he smirked, he set a card and played another fires of dooms day to summon More tokens with zero defense to protect him. As Jack drew two prong attack flipped up making his Tokens and his dragon explode. Jack growled. "you sir, are a tricky bastard." he said looking at his one card as he said he looked at his card. "and I got nothing I can play now this spell needs me dragon out."

Goodwin drew and smirked he played a spell card making it pop up, "... I am Can't read and drive." Carly adjusted her Glasses, "you aren't going to like this. honey. It's wave motion cannon. Short answer he can destroy it to deal one thousand points of damage for every turn it's been out other then this one."

Jack drew, "you are right That means in three more turns he wins." he looked at his hand. "I play premature burial I summon back Red dragon archfiend (atk 3000) and play my red dragon vase to draw two cards. yes Stomping destruction. your spell dies and you take five hundred points of damage plus me dragons. ( Jack life points 3000-2200) his dragon breath fire destroying Rex's board ( Rex goodwin life points 5500-2000) he set his last card face down. "Finally we are ahead for once in this game. Man can play."

Rex drew and played change of heart to the couples shock Carly screamed, "IMPOSSIBLE NO COPIES WERE FOUND IN TEN YEARS!" Jack held out his face down, " I Don't think so Sorry buddy I use Miniaturize this lowers your level by one and your attack by a thousand. you are Two thousand Atk now. enough for us to live!" his dragon fired on him. ( Jack life points 2200-200)

Rex then set a card his turn was over Jack drew as his dragon returned crying.

Carly said, "With his legendary card record...I am scared of the face down.

Jack nodded, "Same darling. How ever we are currently still rolling. if it dealt damage on it's own we would be dead. It most need us to do something like Attack to fuck us up it's also not a trap monster or he would have sprung it." he then looked at his card. "Well Let's see what it is then! heavy storm!" it broke revealing Dimensional walls. "That would have made me take the battle damage, you would have finished me off with my own bloody dragon! either way." he pointed for his dragon to fire and end this duel making Rex turn to ash. "but it's all bloody over now."

Later on our pony signers were in a small boat's room being shipped back off. Jack said, "this is a bloody bad thank you for saving us form undoes beating a deck loaded with legendary cards right good."

they were all up on each other as Akiza said, "carly our flanks are pressed together."

the lady in Glasses, "deal with it I have no room to move.

Leo was pushing his sister's wing out of his mouth, "oh gross... you need to wash your wings more sister yuck! oilly feathers!" he said spitting them out.

Yusei rolled his eyes as he said, "Crow I am sorry for my metal elbow in your gut."

Crow groaned, "I am sorry but I can't hold it in anymore!" he closed his eyes and everyone turned green as a low wet sound came out of him behind.

Jack held his wife's nose, "DID YOU JUST SHIT YOUR PANTS?"

Crow then said, " Not sure it did sound a little wet at the end. Ok Analyzes , this is magical we all love our own brand. oh yes..That could gag a magnet it's like you walk in an apartment hall way and you smell everyone's cooking, and you go what are they cooking that plus crap!"

Luna was greener then her hair, "how is he still single again?" she asked sarcastically.

Yusei gagged, "Oh I want to worry about my wife's stalker being shipped here but Now I am on we are trapped in here with Crow's funk for another hour. "

the orange maned guy said, "guys I am sorry but We have more in the chamber!" he said letting another fly.

by time they were on the beach to see the runners they where gasping. Jack and Yusei throw there buddy in the ocean. "STAY THERE TILL THE SHIT IS GONE! NASTY BOY!"

to be continued