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Dear Naruto fanfiction writers,
I actually don't even know why some of you people are allowed to post stories on this site. When I read some of these stories about me, I get nightmares.
I mean it.
I get nightmares, it's that bad!
Where do you get these ideas from?
Madara Uchiha? Orochimaru? It can't be, because the last time I checked, they didn't know about this site…
Anyway, let's get on, shall we?
First of all, spell my name right! It's Temari! NOT Tamari or Temrari!
And how dare you pair me with my own brothers?! Let me tell you this: The next tornado you see, will be your last!
Temari
P.S. Shikamaru?! REALLY!? He's a good for nothing lazy—
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A/N: Hey guys! I hope you enjoyed Temari's letter.
Let's discuss this crack fic for a moment… This was originally written in 2012 when I was much younger. I don't believe the Naruto series had been completed by then, but we all now know which character ends up with which, but as I say, I probably hadn't completed watching the series then or the series wasn't yet completed. Just for some useful context behind these letters.
Moreover, Temari's letter was supposed to be Letter 8, however, I've been re-reading the letters and what seemed like a good idea a decade ago with some of the letters, I'm not so sure how they will be received now. So I'm changing things up slightly.
Finally, I'm now semi-open to suggestions of which Naruto characters you want to see in future letters! Please let me know!
Actually, if you've also watched Boruto, maybe I'll also add in the Boruto characters at some point too! Please can you let me know your thoughts and ideas in a review. :)
See you!
