I need to pee
Tup wakes up and wanders out of the barracks all the way to Anakin's tent. He walks in and sits next to his bed waiting for him to wake up and notice. Anakin feels breathing on his face, he blinks his eyes open and jerks back. Tup whispers, "I have to pee."
"Then go. You don't need me to tell you this." he says rolling over.
Tup stands up, "Yes, sir." then leaves. Anakin falls back to sleep.
Dogma wakes up and walks into Anakin's tent. He stands there like a creepy toddler. Anakin senses him and opens an eye, "Dogma?"
"I have to pee, sir."
"You don't have to tell me."
"The rules state that if a trooper has some personal business, he must tell his general." Dogma states coldly.
"That rule is more of a suggestion. Just go." Anakin flips away from him.
"Yes, sir." he turns and marches out the door.
Anakin puts a pillow over his head and mutters tiredly, "If this is what it's like having kids, I don't want any."
another trooper walks in and stands next to the bed, his body glove soggy and smelly, "I wet my bed."
Anakin groans quietly, "Why...?"
