~Lockdown in Detention~
V
*Izzy*
We all stayed inside the teacher's lounge for a while, drinking some soda and just enjoying the air conditioning in here.
Just then, Emmett came out from behind the machine, and had a wide smile on his face. "Now, let's see if we can get some sweets from this behemoth." he said, and then punched in a couple of numbers. Abruptly, loads of the snacks came falling down from their places in the slots, and Emmett pumped his fist in the air. "Success!" he shouted, causing Rosalie to jump from her seat at the table.
Emmett reached down and pulled the snacks out, holding them in his arms before dumping them before us once he reached E and I. "Ah, Emmett, you are fuck awesome." I appraised him, reaching down and snatching my onion chips, ripping them open. Jasper and Alice sat down on the floor with Emmett, who began going for the other chips. Edward reached down and stole two chocolate bars, ripping them open and stuffing his face with the chocolate.
"Like your food there, E?" I asked him, giggling as he moaned at the sweet goodness. He looked at me, chocolate smeared all over his face, which made me and the other laugh further. "Hell yeah I do, B." he chirped, winking at me.
"Rose, want some food?" Jasper called out to his sister, but she just sat there. "I got this." Emmett boasted, inhaling some of his chips before hoisting himself up and lumbering over to Rosalie. I cuddled into Edward's side then, and managed to bite some of his chocolate bar off, and he looked at me with a smirk. "Hey," he said, sounding surprised. "Me likey chocolate." I whispered, giggling while I snacked on the sweet goodness.
There was a sudden squeak of noise, and we all looked to find Emmett carrying Rosalie around her waist over to us. "That's one way of getting her to eat." I muttered to Edward, who nodded his head. Emmett plopped her down on the floor, and sat down beside her in his original spot.
He reached over and picked up a back of pretzels, and offered it to her. She looked at him, her eyes desolate of any true emotion. "Eat something, Rose." Jasper murmured to her, munching on his chips. She looked at him, then Alice, then Edward and I before quickly adverting her gaze back to the pretzels. Finally, she sighed and snatched them from his hands, ripping it open and quietly munching on them, her gaze focused on the ground.
We continued eating for awhile before we started talking.
"So, what'cha guys want to do over this weekend since we're locked in?" Emmett asked around his food, gulping down some of his soda. I shrugged and said, "I don't know. We got to at least find some entertaining things to do." "For one, I want to shower." Alice inputted then, grimacing down at her clothes. We all looked down at our clothes, and noticed that there was some dried food from the food fight on all of our clothes, along with some dirt from the fall of the cart, and dust from the air vent.
"Agreed." we all muttered, chuckling; even Rosalie smiled a little.
"But, how will we get to shower?" Alice asked then. "The gym is connected to the school, thankfully. We can easily sneak in there, and go to the locker room, find that little switch that turns on the showers, and get ourselves clean." I told her, smirking as she nodded her head.
"Then what after that?" Jasper asked then. "How about we go searching through all of the teachers things in the classrooms? I know I've always wondered what they have in those desk drawers of theirs." Edward stated then, sipping more of his soda. "Right on, man. I really got to know what's in those drawers." Emmett agreed then, snickering with Edward.
"Alright, so once we're done eating, you guys want to go shower first and then search, or the other way around?" I asked everyone. "Shower!" Alice squeaked, and Jasper nodded his head in agreement. "Snooping!" Emmett voted, throwing a fist in the air. I looked at Rosalie, and she pointed to her brother, agreeing with the shower idea. "Shower." Edward said, and Emmett pouted. "Sorry, Em. Either way, outvoted. Looks like everyone wants to get clean first." I told him.
"Pussies." he muttered, gnawing into his chip. "Yes, I have a pussy, Em." I told him cheekily, and Edward choked on his chocolate. "Oops, sorry, E." I said, giggling while patting him on the back to get him to calm down.
"He's just thinking about your pussy, Iz." Emmett teased; Alice and Rosalie blushed, and Jasper coughed awkwardly. Edward glared at him, his cheeks red, while I threw my empty soda can at his head, giggling when it hit its target. "Get your mind out of the damn gutters, bro." I ordered him, and he shrugged his shoulders.
After everyone was done eating, we threw away our stuff and began making our way through the halls, towards the gym. Once we reached the double metal doors, Emmett charged at it and they burst open. We entered inside the large gym, with the shiny wooden floors, large bleachers, and two basketball hoops on either end of the large court. On the other side of the room were two metal doors, and in between was one wooden door. "Alright, let's get into the office to turn on the shower systems." Emmett said, and we jogged over there.
We managed to easily jiggle the door handle which tricked the old, strange lock. It's just one of those doors where you jiggle it because it locks on its own, and after a certain number of moving it up and down, it gets unlocked. Once the happened, we entered the stuffy small office, that had a wooden desk, folders with papers inside on top, two filing cabinets, and on the right of the desk to our left, there was a metal box.
"I'll try getting in to turn on the showers in the locker rooms." Emmett said, walking over to it. Alice and Rosalie sat on top of the desk, Jasper hung by the door with Ed, and I went over to the filing cabinet. I opened one of the drawers and saw that there were folders in here, with students' names. "Sweet; found our records for gym." I called out, and after digging through them, I found our names and pulled out the six folders. Edward grabbed his and went through it. Rosalie and Jasper grabbed theirs and glanced through. I took Em's and mine and rifled through ours.
"Pfft, what bullshit." Edward grumbled, shaking his head. "Coach Clapp said that "I'm a good runner, yet weak in the arms to actually lift weights" and that "I should eat more meat"." he told us, closing his folder. "Well, your arms are toothpicks, man." Emmett pointed out, using some metal thing he found to get into the box. "He said Rose and I are "Good kids, and athletically fit, yet need to work on sportsmanship"." Jasper commented after glancing at his and Rosalie's folders.
"Bella, what does yours and Emmett's say?" Alice asked me, since she was the new kid and had nothing in her folder yet. "Absolutely bullshit. I don't believe any of this." I muttered, slamming ours on the desk. "That bad?" "No. I know for sure Em and I actually do some shit in this class, yet there's something up with the folders." I growled, kicking the filing cabinet with my foot.
"Let me see." Edward said, and grabbed our folders, looking through it. Then, he read out loud,
"Lazy good for nothings. Never listens to orders. Never does activity with others. Never dresses out. Horrible students, and will not pass PE."
"Sounds like you guys to me." Jasper muttered, and I glared at him.
"We actually do some stuff in here; we dress out, we listen to Coach, we actually participate. We're cool in his book, unlike other teachers. So why the fuck would he say that about us?" I growled, and Emmett came over from the metal box, taking a peek at the folders. "Because someone used white-out, put it over Coach's actual comments, and forged his handwriting, putting down those shitty comments." Emmett said with a grunt, shaking his head.
"Who would do that?" Alice asked, frowning.
"Whatever. I'm too angry right now to even really think of who would do that to us." I grumbled, leaning against the filing cabinet.
Just then, I heard a pop and a metal door creaking open. "There; door is open." Emmett stated happily, smirking at us. He looked inside, and found the switches for the boy's and girl's locker room showers. After switching them on, he closed the door and snapped his fingers. "Alright dudes and dudettes; let's go shower!" he said, and we walked out of the room, going to the locker rooms.
Alice, Rosalie and I went inside after finding the switch for turning on the room's lights, and as they slowly flickered on, we went to our lockers. "It's a good thing I had gym this morning, and already had my gym clothes ready." Alice said happily, opening her locker. "Any shampoo, body wash or stuff like that?" I asked her, raising an eyebrow when she blushed and shook her head no.
Rosalie came over and tapped her shoulder timidly, and Alice turned around. Rosalie had a new bottle of her fruity stuff, along with a new bottle of body wash and a new sponge. Alice looked up at her suspiciously, wondering what she was up to. And I was in the same boat. She's been silent ever since the whole spat back in the old classroom, and has been avoiding everyone. Hell, she wouldn't look any of us in the eye except her brother. Plus, she never lets anyone touch her stuff - not even her little bimbo friends she's always hanging with. Why is she so nice all of a sudden, ever since we were stuck together in a detention?
Rosalie pushed the items towards her, and Alice sighed before taking it from her, offering her a small smile in thanks. Rosalie had a sliver of a smile as well, before turning and heading back to her locker.
I took the stuff I needed with me out, along with my gym clothes I was going to wear afterwards, before slamming it shut; I handed my extra towel to Alice.
The three of us then rushed to three shower stalls, with Rosalie as far from us, taking one of the good ones. I showed Alice the two other good one, and then got in the stall, sliding the curtain shut. "You must know a lot about this school to know which is the best stalls." Alice commented from her stall across from mine. "Eh, experience. You learn a lot once you've been in this school for as long as I have." I told her, sliding my shirt off over my head after my pants were gone. My boots, clothes, and underwear were outside the stall in a pile, while my towel was over the edge of the wall that separated each stall from the other, and my shower stuff was at my feet.
Once naked in the stall, I called out to Alice, "Countdown from 5." "Why?" she asked back. "Trust me!" I told her, counting backwards in my head. Once I reached zero, I turned the hot water on full blast. I hissed from the hot water, and heard Alice screech a second later. "Cold now!" I shouted, as I turned the cold water to its middle setting. Slowly, the water cooled down until it was perfectly warm for me.
"Ah, this feels so great!" Alice called out, and I laughed. I bent down and took my shampoo, squirting a small amount in my hand. "So, Bella, how long have you and Emmett known each other?" Alice asked me over the roar of the water. "Quite a while. Ever since we were babies, practically." I told her honestly, scrubbing the shampoo into my short hair. "Cute. Have you guys done everything together?" she asked next, and I rolled my eyes to myself.
"Trust me - practically everything you can name, we've done it together."
"Wow. You two are close then."
"Yep." I answered shortly, stooping down to get my conditioner.
"Edward seems pretty cool too." she casually continued on with the conversation. I giggled, just thinking about E. "Bella, I heard that." Alice teased, and I laughed. "And so?" "You've got the hots for him." she pointed out. "Damn straight, pixie." I told her, rinsing out the shampoo and conditioner from my short hair. "I know that he likes you too." she pointed out, and I blushed to myself. I bit my lip and asked her, "Really?"
"Jeeze, you two are seriously blind towards each other." she stated, and I chuckled. "Why do you say that?" "I've been watching you two all day, and I know love when I see it." she said seriously. "Alice, love isn't the right word. We've only met each other today, and I don't love a guy straight off the bat from just seeing his sexy face." I told her truthfully, even if on the inside, my body and mind was saying a totally different thing.
"Don't believe in love at first sight?" she asked.
"No..."
"I heard hesitation there!" she squealed, laughing, and I rolled my eyes to myself again.
"Look, I just got to see where this goes." I told her, already moving onto washing off my body with my body wash. "I'll make you a bet -" "Damn, you and Em will get along pretty damn well." I interrupted, laughing. She laughed too and scolded me teasingly for interrupting her. "I say that by the end of tonight, you and Edward will be a couple; and if that happens, you and I are going on a shopping trip together after we get out of the school." she continued.
"Ahh! Vile!" I hissed, laughing. "What's wrong with shopping?" "Alice, have you seen me? I do not do shopping." I told her seriously. "But you will shop with me if I win this bet." she boasted, determined to get me to go to the mall with her. "Ugh, fine, whatever. But if that doesn't happen, then you... you have to... tell Jasper is one sexy hunk that you want to jump his bones." I told her, giggling when I heard something drop in her stall.
"BELLA!" she screeched, and I laughed.
"Oh, come on! I know you've been wanting Jasper's stick all day. I'm just as observant." I told her, and she huffed. "I can't say that to him. I barely know him -" "And now you know my situation." I told her, and she sighed. "I do like him." I heard her mumble.
"So, we got ourselves a bet?" I asked her. A moment of silence passed, and then, "Okay, fine. Deal."
Soon, I was finished with showering, so I shut my water off and grabbed my towel, drying off my body quickly before wrapping it around my little body. I grabbed my shower things and opened the curtain, feeling refreshed after a nice warm shower. I deposited my stuff into my locker before going back for my clothes. After I had them, I went back to my locker, only to find Rosalie throw her clothes angrily at her locker. "What's up?" I asked her, confused. She looked over at me, surprised to see that I was talking to her, but otherwise sighed angrily.
"Someone stole my underwear." she muttered, finally speaking up. I raised one of my eyebrows, while I too dug through my clothes. And, my panties were missing too. "My underwear is gone too." I told her, and I heard Alice shriek then, causing the both of us to jump. "My underwear!" she screeched, and she rushed out of the showers area, holding her clothes, dismayed.
All of us were without our undies, only with our towels on, and had our old clothes.
"Why do I have a feeling that I know who did this?" I asked myself, sighing heavily. "I'll be back." I told the two, and keeping a good grip on my towel, I walked out of the locker room, marching my way over to the boy's locker room. I opened the door, hearing my friend's guffaws.
"Emmett, why did you do this?" I heard Edward ask. "I always do this to Bells. It's such a great prank." he snickered to him. "What you please stop staring at my sister's underwear? I will fucking beat your ass if you don't." I heard Jasper warn. "No, I will not. Now enjoy staring at Alice's panties. And E, enjoy your treasure." Emmett ordered them, and I blushed. Great; Ed got my panties.
I took a deep breath, and then turned the corner. The boys were wearing their towels low on their hips, hair dripping wet, while they each held our underwear in their hands. "Boys," I greeted them coolly; Emmett's eyes widened and he froze. Jasper blushed and hid Alice's bottoms behind his back. Edward looked adorable with his face and ears growing red, while he dropped my underwear in his lap. "Bella!" he yelped, staring at me with fright.
"I believe you have something that us girls need." I told them, raising an eyebrow at all three of them.
"Here you go." Edward offered my panties to me, and I walked over, taking it from him. "Jasper, Emmett," I said, looking over at them expectantly. Jasper tossed me Alice's, and I stared at Emmett then. "No." he stated defiantly. "Dude!" Edward hissed. "If you don't give them to her, I will certainly kill you with my bare hands." Jasper grumbled, glaring at him. I could tell he was none too pleased that Emmett was being greedy with his sister's underwear.
"If you want them so badly, then come and get me." Emmett challenged me, his eyes narrowing into slits. I gasped at him, blushing. Really? What should I do - go after my brother-best friend for a girl's pair of drawers, only just in a towel that could easily come undone, and risk showing off my lady bits to two who hasn't see them... or say no and go back without Rosalie's undies, while I let Emmett get beat to death by her brother?
The second seemed to be more fun and entertaining, but I was too good of a person to really leave a girl without something down there. Even if I hated the bitch.
I sucked up my timid nature of not wanting other dudes seeing me in all of my birthday suit, and gave Edward the two I managed to score. I then shifted into a martial arts pose, and gestured him forward. "Bring it, Emmy." I hissed, and heard the two boys snicker behind me.
He let out a roar, tossing the panties behind him on the counter before a mirror. I let out a similar yell and ran forward, before tackling him. We crashed to the ground, where I began beating him on his chest, while I was slowly reaching forward for the underwear on the counter. "NO!" he yelled and pushed me off. "Oof!" I huffed when my ass landed on the floor roughly.
I looked up and saw him come after me. I rolled out of the way, snickering when I saw him crash into a wall that divided the showers and lockers. I then leaped up, hurried to the counter and stole back Rosalie's underwear, before racing out of the locker room after getting mine and Alice's back from Edward. "Later, boys!" I called back to them, cackling when I heard Emmett began wailing in pain.
"Dude, you deserved that." I heard Edward tell Emmett that, and then a second later, a scream of disgust. Rolling my eyes, I raced back into the girls locker room, seeing Rosalie and Alice brushing out their hair.
"Delivery!" I called, tossing them their pairs of underwear. They were both blushing, but smiled gratefully at me. "Thanks, Bella! I owe you big time." Alice squealed, and raced around the corner for some privacy. I laughed and sat down in front of my locker, shimmying my underwear on with my towel still thankfully on. I then slipped on my large sweatpants, and looked up when I heard Rosalie sat down a distance away from me. "Thanks." she murmured to me, and I nodded my head. "You're welcome. I wasn't about to let a girl go commando - especially in front of Emmett and his perverted self." I told her, and she chuckled softly.
Soon, we all got dressed in our gym wear, were refreshed and clean, and left the locker room. The boys were waiting out in the gym for us, with Emmett and Jasper playing a game of monkey in the middle with Edward stuck in the middle. "This is fucking unfair." I heard him curse. I giggled and went behind Emmett, jumping onto his back. He yelped, and I caught the ball. "E!" I squealed, throwing it to him. He caught and laughed along with Jasper while Emmett was trying to throw me off. "Fucking get off, Izzy!" Emmett roared, and I jumped down.
"Someone's ego has been wounded, since a girl has got him beat - twice." I sang, skipping over to Edward's side and wrapping my arms around his waist. He huffed and stuck his tongue out at me. "Fuck you." "Sorry, but you already did." I told him, and the others blushed. "What? It's true." I muttered, and Edward shook his head.
"Well, now with our showers over and done with, how about we get to the raids?" Edward offered; that got Emmett out of his funk. "Right on. Let's go!" he cheered, and actually skipped toward the double doors that led the way out. I heard Jasper, Alice and Edward snort. "I know; something is really wrong with him." I told them, snickering when Emmett stopped and glared at me over his shoulder.
We soon caught up with Emmett and left the gym, heading back into classroom territory. "Oh, let's go to stick-up-his-ass Varner's room." I said and went over to his room. Emmett pulled out a little metal thing, no doubt the same thing he found in Coach Clapp's office to bust open the metal box, and began picking the locked door.
Soon, he opened it, and we entered the classroom. "Let's get to the drawers of secrets." he said and we all went over to the desk. I opened the first drawer, and saw that it was all the notes that's been passed in class. "Sweet; let's see some of these conversations." I giggled and picked up the first note, and immediately recognized the writing. "Guys, try to guess who I am." I said excitedly, clearing my throat before I began reading.
"Like, oh my god, Jessie! Like, seriously!" I squealed, and they all began laughing.
"Like what?"
"Like, did you see Edward Masen today? Like, he's so fucking hot, like I want him!"
"Like, oh my god! Yes! He is so fucking sexy!"
Edward began blushing once he heard the conversation was about him, and Emmett laughed at him.
"I like seriously think he's a model. But like, he's so damn mysterious! Why the hell won't he ever ask me like out? I'm a goddess, with like perfect boobs, and a like awesome ass! I mean, like come on!"
"I like know, seriously. For realz, he won't like ask out any girls, not even like Rosalie! Maybe he's gay..."
This brought on harder laughter. "Please, just kill me." Edward muttered, smacking a palm to his forehead.
"Like oh my god! Le Gasp! You could like be fucking right! He dresses like so handsomely and perfectly, too!"
"I know! God, like, he's always like alone too! Maybe he has a like boyfriend or something, and like misses him."
"Okay, I think that's enough reading!" Edward's shout came then, and the note was ripped from hands, while we were all doubled over in laughter. I saw him tearing it up in tiny shreds over the waste basket, before huffing and crossing his arms, his face red. "Man, those bimbos are so fucking hilarious." Emmett breathed, wiping away something from his eye.
"Let's find other stuff in his desk, alright?" Edward grunted, and I giggled. I walked over to him while the others went rifling further in Varner's desk, and cuddled into Edward's chest. "Trust me, E," I whispered to him, and he looked down at me. "I know you're not into men." I purred, and he chuckled, wrapping his arms around my waist.
"Lovebirds, really - I'm about to puke from the rainbows and all that romantic crap going on over there. Save it for later." Emmett teased, and I looked over to find him snickering at us.
He opened a new drawer and let out a yelp of happiness.
"Fuck yeah! I got the confiscated stuff!" he shouted, pulling out a paddle ball toy. "Hey, I remember that." I told him, rushing over to join him. "Oh sweet! My lucky lighter!" Jasper yelled, pulling out a sleek silver lighter. We all looked at him, including his sister, who's look of shock was twice as surprised than ours. He blushed and looked between us, asking, "What?"
I gasped after digging around, and pulled out my beloved item. "What the hell is that?" I heard Rosalie mutter, and I huffed. "My favorite thing in the world - a doll of my favorite person ever; Alice Cooper." I told her, holding my little doll in my arms like it was the most precious thing ever. Emmett and Jasper laughed at me, Alice seemed a little disturbed along with Rosalie. "Cool; I like his older stuff." Edward commented, rifling through the drawers.
"Man, I've been missing this since sophomore year!" he yelped then, and pulled out a black switchblade. "Whoa!" Emmett yelled and backed away slowly. "We cool bro, we cool." he eased Edward, but his sexy musical chuckle came out then. "No, man. I wouldn't use it against you guys. I had this way back, from my Dad, to use it in fights. I was a fucking terror back then." he explained, and I giggled. "Now that's fucking sexy." I purred to him after leaning up and whispering that into his ear. He chuckled and winked at me.
After further rifling through Varner's desk and not finding anything else juicy, we sat down on his desk and tried thinking of what to do next. "Hey, let's mess with his room!" Alice suggested. "Alright pixie; I've been waiting for that evil side of yours to come out." I cheered, high fiving her slowly raised hand. "I'm going to mess with the desks!" Emmett said giddily, rushing over to the desks; Edward and Jasper followed him.
"I'm going to draw all over his board." I said, hopping down to go to his board. I took the markers, and began drawing in my own little style. As I was drawing Varner eating a piece of shit, I heard another marker being opened and looked over to find Rosalie drawing something along with me. She felt my stare, and blushed when she turned her head. I came over to her drawing, seeing that is Varner lecturing the class, which was a bunch of skeletons of the students in various frozen states of terror, pain and agony before they stayed that way.
"Hmm," I hummed. "Nice, but you're missing something." I told her, and took her marker, before I added the final details. When I stepped back, a grim reaper who was falling asleep in a chair and Varner's lovely features were added, enhancing the drawing. "There. That's perfect." I said happily, patting her on the shoulder before going back to my drawings.
It took awhile, but soon, Varner's room had been officially made over.
"We are awesome re-designers, people." Emmett commented happily with all the things we had done.
"Let's go to another classroom, and then call it a night." I suggested, looking out the window and seeing that it was dark outside. We had turned on the lights in the classroom before we raided the room.
Everyone muttered their agreement before we left the room.
A/N: I had lots of fun with this chappie, everyone. Hopefully you all enjoyed it too.
Reviews would be greatly appreciated~
Bye for now,
~*Lady Lily of Darkness*~
