It only took the girls a day to write the script. They recruited their old foes to be part of the movie as Cassie's dark servants. It took surprisingly little convincing, considering their history together. Rather than record each scene out of sequence, they chose to do their takes in logical chronological order, that way, they could master one before moving on to another. Blossom began recording Buttercup under one of the trees in the park.

"It's eerie how much that pose suits you. It's almost like a split personality."

"I already feel like shit. Figured it'd be a good way to show it externally."

"Keep it up and we'll finish filming in no time."

"You think we'll be able to edit it how we want?"

"With all the open source tools available these days, I don't think that'll be an issue."

"Cool."

"All right. Let's get in-character."


The opening scene was the biggest roadblock. They had to get it right in one take to avoid actually destroying the sewer system. Bubbles lured Jargo to the manhole using cadaverine and putrescine, which shared a similar odor to a decaying corpse. Buttercup confronted Bubbles. The blonde puff's character revealed herself to be a super-powered serial killer that had a particular fondness for dismembering children. After knocking Buttercup into the wall, the girls paused filming.

"Perfect," Blossom said, "I'll edit in a blank screen for the scene transition."

"Damn, Bubbs," Buttercup groaned, "That one actually kinda hurt."

"Sorry," Bubbles apologized, "I had to make it look real."

"Felt real, for damn sure."

"Come on," Blossom instructed, "We'll film the next scene after lunch."

"Good thing the next fight scene's a good ways off."

Jargo whimpered in confusion.