TAT: Ladies and gentlemen! I welcome you all back to this boredom induced something! Today I have quite the lineup of people with me! First, let's give a big warm welcome to the ones returning from last time! We have Osamu, Chika, Yuma, Jin, Tachikawa, Miwa, Kitora, Tsuji, Shouhei, and the lovely Suzu!

Osamu & Kitora: Hello. *bows slightly*

Shouhei & Chika: Thank you for having us again. *bows*

Yuma, Jin, Tachikawa: Yo.

Miwa:...Why am I here again?

Shuji: We do have other thing to do, you know.

Suzume: Hey there, everyone! Glad to be back!

TAT: Now let's introduce the new people, shall we! To join Tsuji and Kitora, we have Arashiyama, Ninomiya, and Inukai! We also have Nasu Squad with us along with Murakami, Kageura, Hisato, and the ever helpful leader of the Tsukiko Squad, Yuki! And yes, I was being a little biased with Yuki's intro.

Arashiyama, Inukai, Akane: Hi there everyone! *waves*

Ninomiya: What's this all about?

Kageura: Why the hell am I here?

Murakami, Hisato, Nasu, Kumagai: Hello everyone.

Yuki: Hello there. It's a pleasure to be here. *bows*

Suzume: Yuki-san! You're here! Are you feeling alright?

TAT: *looks away and mutters* With the recent chapter, he should be ready for anything...

Yuki: *creepy smile* What was that, Author-san!

TAT: *starts sweating* N-nothing! I was j-just going to ask if you know about the door!

Yuki, Arashiyama, Ninomiya, Inukai: I do.

Nasu Squad, Kageura, Murakami: No.

TAT: Well basically, if you don't do what you're suppose to, don't answer, or don't tell the truth, you'll have to deal with something you don't want to in whatever is behind that door. What's inside change depending in the person.

Most: *shivers*

TAT: Anyways! What do you all say we get things started here? First up we have...On no...*sighs and rubs bridge of nose* 80person27... Let's just...get this over with. It says... You no what! No! I refuse! *hands papers to Yuki and walks to door* Yuki, please say it while I deal with what's behind the door.

Yuki: *looks at papers and raises an eyebrow*

*claps* You did a very good job. I'll make it easy on you this time.

Dares

Author-chan, all you have to do is say "Person-senpai, please notice me~~"

Osamu, sing the song Flesh by Simon Curtis in the most erotic way possible

That is all. Keep up the good work! :D

Yuki: So...I guess he just didn't want to say that.

Osamu: Um...What song is that?

Suzume: It's an English song. We could try and translate it, but it would probably take a while.

Yuki: You know the song, Suzu-chan?

Suzume: Yep! I use it for some AMVs I make.

Yuki: *quickly turns to Osamu* It would be better for you if you followed Author-san's example.

Osamu: Huh? Why?

Yuki: Suzu-chan has...interesting AMVs...Just take my word and go.

Osamu: Okay...If you say so.

Suzume: Aw~~ Captain! Why did you do that!?

Yuki: To spare him humiliation. Now I think we should get back to this. Since Author-san still isn't back, I'll read the next one as well. This one is from umbreonblue.

Truths: Jin, is there a future where Osamu ends up dating you? Tachikawa?...or Miwa?

Yuma, what's the weirdest thing you've experienced on Earth so far?

Osamu, do you consider yourself straight, gay, or bi?

Dares: Osamu, dress up in girls' clothes! Preferably, either a princess or maid outfit...or maybe neko/inu ears and tail. You have to treat Jin, Miwa, and Tachikawa as your Masters/Prince Charmings.

Jin, Tachikawa & Miwa: each of you have to kiss Osamu.

Yuki: Jin? Your answer.

Jin: I've seen some like those. They aren't too bad. *pulls out bag of rice crackers* Even seen some where Megane-kun is Megane-chan and had a few kids.

Suzume: Good to know...*writes in small notepad*

Yuki: Yuma-kun, what about you? What's the weirdest thing you've experience here?

Yuma:Hm...Fanfictions. 三3三

Yuki: *quickly turns to Suzume*

Suzume: *puts hands in air* I didn't show him anything! Honestly! I swear!

Yuki: Alright...Ah. Looks like we need Mikumo-kun back for these next ones. *walks to door and knocks* Mikumo-kun! We need you for these next ones! You can come out now! *backs away as door opens*

Osamu: *walks out shivering* S-so...So scary...

Chika: Osamu-kun, are you okay?

Osamu: Wah! Oh...It's just you, Chika...Sorry.

Chika: It's fine. We need you for these next ones.

Osamu: Alright. What are...Seriously? I'm straight.

Yuki: Yuma-kun? Is he speaking the truth?

Yuma: *looks away and whistles* 三3三 I'll let you all decide whether he's telling the truth or not.

Suzume: I'm saying bi!

Kageura: Nobody asked you!

Suzume: You need to calm down, dude. Honestly, what's your problem?

Kageura: More of us aren't even doing anything! Why the hell are we even here for the whole time!?

Yuki: *creepy smile* Kageura, please calm down.

Kageura: Hell n-

Yuki: *creepy smile* I said to please calm down.

Kageura:...Hm. Just hurry the hell up.

Yuki: Right. Mikumo-kun...I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're gonna have to dress up as either a princess or a maid...

Osamu:...Why me?...A maid...I guess...

Suzume: What about the ears and tail!? He honestly needs the ears and tail!

Inukai: I say he gets the dog ears and tail.

Osamu: Just...Hand them over... *sticks out hand*

Arashiyama: Poor, Mikumo-kun.

Kitora: He's completely resigned to his fate by now. It really is sad.

Osamu: *pulls on bottom of outfit* Th-there...Happy now?

Yuki: Well...The thing is...You have to treat Tachikawa-san, Jin-san, and Miwa as your master now.

Osamu:...

Tachikawa: Well, a dog needs a collar, right? *puts collar around Osamu's neck* There we go. Now, sit.

Osamu: *sits with massive blush*

Suzume: *feriously writes with a nosebleed*

Yuki: And for the last part, Tachikawa-san, Jin-san, Miwa, you three have to kiss Mikumo-kun.

Miwa: I really hate you all. *leans down and kisses Osamu on forehead*

Girls: Aw!

Miwa: *dark aura* What was that?

Girls: Nothing...

Jin: Well, it's not that bad if it's Megane-kun. *leans down and kisses Osamu's cheek*

Girls: *squeals*

Tachikawa: Stand up and give your master a smooch.

Kumagai: Aren't Miwa and Jin-san asks his 'masters'?

Osamu: *blushes and moves for a kiss*

Tachikawa: *kisses Osamu on nose*

Osamu: o_O

Tachikawa: Heh heh heh. That look is good enough, for now.

Hisato: *nervously looks at Shouhei* Is it always like this?

Shouhei: Last time wasn't this bad. I guess that means it'll only get worse.

Hisato: *gulps*

Yuki: *hears door open and turns* Ah. You're ou- Are you okay!?

TAT: *clothes all ripped up with cuts and bruises* Yeah...I'm fine...Damn things wouldn't quit...

Chika: *walks up with med-kit* Author-san, let me help.

TAT: *sits down and sighs* Thanks, Chika. *looks at Yuki* I would ask what I missed, but I'd rather not know. Just continue on. I'll get back to it in a little bit.

Yuki: Right. This next one is from yujonokage.

Ah, don't make blush author-san! -kiss your cheek-

Tsuji, boring~! Because of that I will make suffer a bit~ Hehe~

Truth/Question: Kageura, why do you hate Inukai? He is a great guy!

Ninomiya, are you an airhead?

Nasu squad, is there someone you like/have a crush on?

Murakami, a memory you would like to forget?

Dares (Hehehe~)

Suzume, read one of your hottest fanfiction out loud and everyone has to listen! (Maybe write a SuwaAra, I will give you cookies!)

Tsuji-chan~ I dare you to KISS Nasu, Kumagai, Inukai and Ninomiya! ON. THE. LIPS!

Yuki-chan, go all Yandere and kiss the nearest person with passion!

TAT: *blushes while bangs head on the ground*

Yuki: He's a little shy.

Kageura: Great guy my ass. He's annoying. That's all there is to it.

Ninomiya: No. I am not an airhead. Why would you ask that?

Suzume: Hehehe.

Nasu Squad: *looks away*

Yuki:?

Suzume: Go on. Tell them all, you three.

Nasu Squad: *mutters*

Yuki: I'm sorry, we couldn't quite hear that.

Suzume: Honestly! They've all got a crush on Suzunai-1. Kumagai likes Mura-hmalgh!

Kumagai: *covers Suzume's mouth while blushing* Shut up! Don't continue talking!

TAT: *turns to readers while others are distracted* It's not canon, it's fanon. Just letting you all know.

Tachikawa: *petting Osamu's head* Anyways. Ko, what about you?

Murakami: That would be...When I had to watch a video of this singer from Canada.

TAT: Yeah, we try not to speak about that. Let's just move on.

Suzume: Hell yeah! *Pulls out giant screen* Sit you asses down and get comfy cuz you all get to hear one of Misaka Suzumebachi's great fanfics! By the way, I have already written one of those two, but Yuki-San told me to take it down. Sorry.

*half and hour later*

Most: O-O

Yuma: Definelty the weirdest thing. 三3三

Hisato: I didn't even know that many could fit...

Shouhei: I didn't know you could use a tree brach in that way...

Osamu: Why is it always me?...

Chika, Akane, Kumagai: *completly red*

Arafune: I don't think I could ever forget that...

Murakami: How do you think I feel?

Yuki: *sighs and shakes head*

TAT:...Why do we have someone like you again...

Miwa: Mikumo...Bring me a brick...

Osamu: Yes...Master.

Most: *covers ears* LALALALALALALALALALALA!

TAT: We aren't even done...Tsuji! Hurry up and get to puckering those lips!

Tsuji: Might as well get this over with... *walks over to each one and kisses them on the lips* There. Happy?

Inukai: Man, you suck at kissing. Is that why you're so awkward around girls?

Kumagai: Seriously. It felt like I was kissing a wall.

Tsuji: *slowly backs away with a dejected aura*

Suzume: Last is- *turns to see Yuki on top of TAT* Honestly the best thing I've seen to far. *blood drips from nose*

TAT: O.O?

Yuki: *wraps arms around TAT and gives everyone else creepy smile* Touch him and I'll make sure you won't ever be able to move any body part ever again. Got it?

All: *nods heads furiously*

Yuki: Good.

TAT: Chika...Why did you move...Why would you do this to me?...

Chika: I'm sorry, Author-san. *bows deeply*

Yuki: *stands up* So? How was that?

TAT: L-l-let's just c-continue...Please...

Jin: I've got this one. The next one is from Zazaza gogo da.

Top 3s!

Truth/Questions

TAT: top 3 favorite characters? (1 Canon, 1 filler, 1 oc that can be yours or someone else's)

Top 3 Units who you can think of a theme song for? (Again oc Units count)

Top 3 hardest things about writing a fic? (Or in general)

Osamu: who are 3 people you would be a uke for?

Yuki: top 3 things your Unit does that ticks you off?

Arafune: Top 3 favorite American action movie?

Dares

Kitora: Give your 3 favorite guys a kiss ON THE LIPS! No sneaky business this time.

Osamu: Have 3 guys slap your ass. I'll let you choose.

Yuki: Punch TAT in 3 different places.

Arashiyama: Balance 3 poles for 3 minutes

Shouhei: Spend 3 nights at Freddy's. You can bring 1 person w/ u.

*bows* And that is all. I thank you all for your time.

:}

TAT: *still getting over shock* Um...Huh? Oh. For canon...Shinoda or Hyuse... Filler... Lilith... Oc...It was Yuki, but now...For the theme songs...Across the Line by Linkin Park for Tsukiko Squad...For Osamu's squad...Last One Standing by Simple Plan, I guess. Lastly...Move by Thousand Foot Krutch for Miwa Squad, probably. Three hardest things...Worrying about the word count, coming up with original plot and fights.

Osamu: What!? No on-

Yuma: Don't lie, Osamu. 三3三

Osamu: Urg. Fine...I guess...*blushes* Master Jin-san would be one...

Jin: I'm honored, Megane-kun.

Osamu: Maybe...Miwa.

Miwa: Hm?

Osamu: Third...*looks around* Inukai-senpai!

Inukai: *points to himself* Me?

TAT: That's a little shocking.

Suzume: So, Captain. What about us bugs you?

Yuki: When Toby-kun and Take-kun fight while we're on duty is one. How you all are overly worried about me most of the time. And when you guys take away my ice-cream.

Suzume: You have an addiction to that stuff. We're just trying to help you.

TAT: Anyways. Arafune, top three favorite American action movies. If you've ever seen any.

Arafune: I've only seen one. It was pretty good. It's called Captain America.

TAT: Why am I not surprised...In the slightest...

Kumagai: Can we just get on with this?

Yuki: Kitora-chan, you have to kiss your three favorite guys that are here.

TAT: By the way, where are Reiji and the other three?

Jin: *feeding Osamu rice crackers* Defense duty.

TAT: Ah. Okay.

Kitora: Urg...I guess this isn't too bad. *walks up to Arashiyama and pecks him on the lips*

TAT: I guess that was an obvious one.

Kitora: *walks up to Yuki and pecks him on the lips*

Suzume: Oh~~ I don't know that.

Yuki: *slightly blushes*

Kitora: *goes to Osamu and pecks him on the lips*

Most: o_O

Miwa: *glares at Kitora*

TAT: Meh. I'm cool with it.

Suzume: I ship it.

Yuki: Next is Mikumo-kun. Pick three guys who'll slap your butt.

Osamu: Me again? Urg...Fine. Arashiyama-san, Murakami-senpai and Yuki-senpai.

TAT: I can understand two out of three, but Murakami?

Suzume: I'm fine with it! *gets camera out*

Arashiyama: Sorry, Mikumo-kun. *pats Osamu's butt*

Murakami: *slaps Osamu's butt*

Osamu: *blushes*

Miwa and Tachikawa: *glares*

Yuki: Guess I'm last. *walks up to Osamu*

SLAP!

Osamu: EEP! *jumps*

Yuma: Oh. That sounded like it hurt. 三3三

Osamu: It did! *rubs butt* That really hurt!

Yuki: *smiles happily* Sorry, Mikumo-kun. I thought that's what the fans would want to see.

TAT: *wrapping bubble wrap around whole body* Yeah. At times he doesn't know his own strength. *put on helmet* Don't let his delicate features fool you.

Akane: What are you doing?

Kumagai: Look at the screen.

TAT: I'm get prepared for some heavy hits.

Yuki: *rolls up sleeves and rotates arm* If I must. I guess I have to choice. :D

TAT: You can go in the room! You don't have to do this! *slowly backs away*

Tsuji and Ninomiya: *holds TAT by arms*

TAT: H-hey! I'm not the one who sent the dares! Let me go!

Yuki: *cracks knuckles* Author, you're setting a bad example. Please just bare with it. *lifts arm*

BAM!

BAM!

BAM!

Most:...

Others: *cowering*

Yuma: 三3三

TAT: *groans from the ground*

Kumagai:...You knocked him out...

Yuki: *smiles happily* Yes. Yes I did.

Jin: Hey now, what do we do until he wakes up?

Inukai: I say we just continue. Yuki can fill in for him again.

Kageura: If it means I can leave sooner, I don't care.

Yuki: Sure. It says that Arashiyama-san needs to balance three poles for three minutes.

Arashiyama: Alright. That doesn't seem too hard.

*three 3 meter poles appear*

Arashiyama: Um...

Jin: Whelp. You should get to balancing. You might end up in the room if you fail. *pats Arashiyama's back* Good luck.

Arashiyama: *sighs and gets poles*

Suzume: Looks like the last one is for Shouhei.

Shouhei: Dies that place even exist?

Yuki: *snaps fingers and new door appears* It does now.

Most:...How did you do that? (三3三)

Yuki: You didn't think Author-san was the only one who could control things in here, did you?

Shouhei: *looks around nervously* I...I pick...Mi-

Miwa: *glares at Shouhei*

Shouhei: Hisato! I pick Hisato!

Hisato: Me!?

Yuki: Sorry. No can do. Looks like he has some stuff to do in a little bit. Can't pick me either. Sorry.

Shouhei: Then I pick...Suzume-chan.

Suzume: What!? B-but what if I miss-

Yuki: Suzu-chan, this is an order. Go through that door with Shouhei.

Suzume:...*groans* Okay, Captain...*grabs Shouhei and walks away* Let's get this over with.

Yuki: *turns to readers* Sorry, but this means that for the two times, you can't ask or dare those two anything. Well...I guess you can, but they'll have to do it when they come back.

Osamu: *sitting on Miwa's lap* Are we almost done here?

Yuki: Yeah. We have one more person to go through. These ones don't seem to be too bad either. It's from Anime80.

Truths/Questions

Yuki - Why do you cover your left eye?

How does everyone feel about this ToD?

Who wants a cookie!?

Akane-chan - why does it hurt to see you cry?

Dares

Hisato - Strip down babe!

Yuki - Give little Hisato a nice kiss on the lips and add some tongue while you're at it

Author - Let Yuki and Suzume smack dat ass!

I'm done.

Yuma - Use Grasshopper to pants everyone

Yuki: Looks like the first ones for me. I cover my eye because...Um...Well...Mei-chan said that she liked it like that...I think...Anyways, let's move on. Everyone, how do you feel about all of this?

Osamu: Humiliated.

Yuma: It's interesting. 三3三

Hisato: Scary.

Tachikawa & Jin: *pats Osamu's head* I like it.

Inukai & Akane: It's funny.

Ninomiya, Tsuji, Miwa, Kitora, Kageura, Kumagai: It's a waste of time.

Murakami, Chika, Nasu, Arashiyama: It's...something.

Yuki: *smiles happily with flowery backround* I actually find it enjoyable. Next. Who wants a cookie?

Half: I do! (三3三)

Other half: Not me.

Yuki: Akane-chan, you answer.

Akane: How would I know?

Nasu: It's because she's so so cute that you can't help but to feel hurt for her.

Yuki: True. Now. Oh my...Hisato-kun...

Hisato: Huh? Me now? *looks at screen and pales* Do I...really have to?

Yuki: Either that or the door.

Hisato: *gulps*

Yuki: If it'll make you feel better, you can just go down to your underwear and not fully.

Hisato: *groans but strips*

Girls: *blush*

Hisato: *completly red while looking nervous*

Yuki: Good. Now, Hisato-kun, look this way please.

Hisato: Wh- hmphg!?

Yuki: *inserts tongue*

Girls: *blushes harder with some blood coming out*

Hasato: *moans*

All: O_O

Yuki: *pulls back* Ah! Well, I'm done with this one.

Hisato: *falls to the ground very red*

All:Um...

Yuki: *turns to others and smiles* I can make anyone my bitch. Oh. Opps. Not suppose to talk like that.

All: *takes few steps back*

Yuki: Let's see...Oh. I guess Suzu-chan was still needed. Oh well. She can do it when she gets back. *walks toward unconscious TAT*

SLAP!

TAT: Yeouch! *jumps up* What the hell!?

Yuki: *points to screen* It was a dare.

TAT: Does mean you have to hit me so hard! *rubs butt*

Osamu: I know how you feel...

TAT: Urg. Whatever. Let's just finish this. Yuma! Grasshopper! Now!

Yuma: Alright. But what does that mean? 三3三

Jin: *shows phone to Yuma* This.

Yuma: Oooohhh. Okay. *puts Grasshoppers everywhere* Might as well start. *starts pantsing everyone* There we go.

Akane: Kya! Why the heck is your...Why is it showing!? *covers eyes*

Osamu: Chika, don't look! *covers Chika's eyes*

Inukai: *looks at Kageura* Dude, why did you go commando?

TAT: Why the hell was Hisato only in his boxers?...

Miwa & Ninomiya: Can we just get this over with.

TAT:..This has been more Yaoi filled than I had thought...I'm a little scared now...But yeah...Let's just finish this...*turns to readers* That's all for today.

Yuki: We hope you enjoyed-

Most: I don't!

TAT: And we can't wait for more to come in.

Yuki: So until next time...

All: Bye-bye!

TAT: Wait...How does this have as much words as a regular chapter of Sick Snow!?