TAT: Hello, hello, hello! I welcome you all back!
Yuki: We welcome you all back.
Miwa: I am here yet again.
TAT: As always, I am Mr. Author, but you can pretty much call me whatever the heck you want! As a returning cast for you all, we have Yuma, Osamu, Chika, Jin, Miwa, Kageura, Tachikawa, Ninomiya and Yuki! For the new ones here today, we have Kako, Ema, Takeshi, Toby and Mei!
Kako & Toby: Yo guys.
Mei: Hey everyone. *slight wave*
Ema:...
Takeshi: Yuki-senpai, why are we here again?
TAT: To play a game of truth and dare, my lovely little laser!
Takeshi: Don't call me that. And isn't it Truth or Dare?
TAT: Not for this one!
Yuki: It isn't too bad, Take-kun. It's actually quite amusing.
Osamu: Because you don't have to deal with the worse ones...
TAT: Anyways! Let the fun begin! First up is from Zazaza gogo da!
Nice!
I'll go simple this time
Yuki- *throws hair clip* Keep your hair up the whole time
Chika - say something mean to someone
Miwa - be Osamu's sassy gay best friend for the rest of thet time
Yuki: Huh? I can just put it behind my ear. *grabs hair clip* I guess I'll use it since it was given to me though. *puts hair behind ear and outs hair clip on* How's that?
Toby: Wow...Never seen Yuki without his hair covering his face.
Mei: It certainly has been a while since I've seen it. *stick thumbs up* Looking good.
Yuki: Hahaha. Thanks.
TAT: Next! Chika, you need to say something mean to someone! It can be anyone!
Chika: Okay...Um...Author-san, you smell bad.
TAT: That is just from my dog!
Jin: You seem to be quite happy right now. Any particular reason?
TAT: Nope! Just happy! Next! Miwa-
Miwa: *walks through door*
TAT: I figured he'd do that...On the up side, I've now put cameras in there! Now we can see what's going on in there! *presses remote button*
Everyone: *sees Miwa as a kid during First Invasion*
TAT: *clicks button* Let's...not look at that one.
All: Agreed.
TAT: Anyways! This next one is from umbreonblue!
Thanks! Here's my last requests for the day. Truths: Osamu, who do you like more? Tachikawa, Miwa, or Jin? Do U like sweets? If so, here's a death-by-chocolate cake and a case of thin mint cookies. Feel free to share it.
Dares: Osamu, kiss who U like on the lips! Mint-Chocolate kiss! Yay!
Osamu: Jin-san. I guess I like sweets.
TAT: Well you get a wonderful cake that I will probably kill you for! Oh, and thin mink cookies.
Osamu: It says I can share, so everyone can have some. *picks up a piece for himself* *reads next part and spits out cake* What!?
TAT: If it makes you feel better, we can think of it as the American way of 'like'.
Yuma: There's a difference between American 'like' and Japanese 'like'? 三3三
Toby: I was confused when I first came to Japan. But yeah, the American 'like' is less meaningful than the Japanese 'like'.
Mei: It was funny to see the reactions he got when he told some other agents that he liked them.
Toby: *blushes* I thought we agreed not to talk about that!
Takeshi: The funniest was when he said it to Chano.
Toby: *blush intensifies* I meant it as a friend and I thought she was a guy!
Yuki: Uh, guys...Off topic.
Osamu: *sighs* Fine. *walks up to Yuma and gives him a peck on the lips*
Yuma: Oh? 三3三 Minty.
TAT: Lol. Anyways! Next up is from-
Jin: Hey, before you start. Miwa is still in the room.
TAT: Oh...right...Ema, can you let him out?
Ema: Why me?
TAT: Because you're not doing anything right now.
Ema: *walks away and mutters* Why am I even here...
TAT: Anyways! As I was saying...This next kne is from Awesome Sauce.
More hilarity is awesome! I got some stuff this time!
1. Ninomiya, why are you so sour?
2. Suzume, why exactly do you ship everyone you see?
3. To the whole Tsukiko Squad: What do you think would happen if you met my Tsukiko Squad, that being Maya, Shana, Eri and Kuni from OJ?
Keep it up!
PS: I actually love "Across The Line" from the three songs question. I first saw it in an amazing World Trigger AMV. Have you seen it? My other favorite World Trigger AMV song would be either "Frontline" or "Survivor." I guess this is 4, so, what's your favorite World Trigger AMV song?
Ninomiya: I'm not 'sour'. I'm realistic.
TAT: Well he's definitely not a Sour Patch Kid.
Toby: You can say that again.
Everyone else:...*turns heads* Uh?
TAT & Toby: Seriously? None of you have seen those commercials!?
Toby: No way they don't have them in Japan.
Kako: I certainly haven't seen one.
TAT: Let's just continue. *turns to Tsukiko Squad* I think you guys can answer this one.
Yuki: Right. Suzu-chan couldn't be here because she's on her second night at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria with Kodera-kun. We asked her before she left and she said, and I quote, "Honestly, because everyone is shippable, I am a shipper, and almost everyone I know look good with someone. Also...There are a few people I don't ship. That's more because they're jerks."
Mei: The whole team is pretty much fine with it. I like her more lemony ones, Toby likes her Yuri ones, and both Takeshi and Yuki are fine with it as long as they don't have to read anything too bad.
TAT: *reads third one* Hm...
Yuki: They all seem like great people. Maya-chan feels like a little sister-type to me.
Takeshi: They're...interesting...I would like to have a fight their Shooter...
Toby: Another American! I don't get the whole reason why she's so awed about A-Ranks though. Yuki is really the only awesome A-Rank there is. I mean, I guess someone like Jun or Shun are pretty good to. Either way, she seems like a pretty cool girl.
Mei: I would like to see Kuni's art. I'd also like to play some computer games with her. These guys never put up much of a fight. *poins to squad*
Toby: *crosses arms* I don't really care for computer games. I already had to deal with enough computers in America.
Takeshi: I don't care much for those games.
Yuki: Mei-chan, you already I don't stand a chance against you and your Side Effect.
Mei: Hm. Still doesn't mean you can't try.
TAT: *turns to readers and whispers* By the way...I forgot to mention, but...Yuki Tsukiko isn't Yuki's real name. It's official name, but not his real one.
Yuki: Author-san, what are you doing?
TAT: *starts sweating* N-nothing! Ah! Last part is for me! Let's see...Favorite World Trigger AMV song...That's a tough one...There are so many good AMVs...and yet not enough actual AMVs... I'd probably have to say Frontline by Pillar. The actual video was pretty good as well. What I would really like to see a an AMV using the Second Invasion and the song Let Me Hear from Parasyte.
Ema: This is boring. Can I leave now?
TAT: Huh!?
Kageura: Seriously. Most of us haven't even said anything yet.
Kako: I'll have to agree with them. I'm getting bored.
TAT: B-but-
Yuma: The last one is for you three, Osamu and me. 三3三
Ema, Kageura, Kako:...
TAT: Y-yeah! Thanks Yuma!
Yuma: No problem. 三3三
TAT: While that is true, we're gonna go out if order for this next one. It's shorter, so we might as well get this done with. This one is from Anime80!
Truths
Tsukiko Squad - Are you guys and gals crushing on anyone? If so, who?
Miwa - Have you ever shot a guy's groin with a Lead Bullet
Mei - out of everyone in the room, who have you fought?
Dares
Osamu - hand stand now!
Jin - give everyone a bag of rice crackers!
Yuki - punch all the guys in the room!
TAT: See, not too hard. Anyways. Tsukiko Squad, you answers!
Takeshi: Kitora.
TAT: Wow...That was easy.
Takeshi: A lot of people know that, so there's no reason to hide it or anything.
Toby: Hoshi and Akane are pretty cute, but otherwise, no.
Yuki: No.
Mei: Yes. I'm not saying who though. *dark aura* And let's just leave it that, okay?
TAT: Right...Miwa! Ever shot a guy in the nuts with a Lead Bullet?
Miwa: No. *pulls out gun* But you're about to be the first.
TAT: I'm the author, it wouldn't work. So Mei, who have you fought?
Osamu: Takaoto-senpai use to fight!?
Yuma: Oh! That's a little shocking. 三3三
Mei: Thanks, Anime80.
Yuki: Yeah...We don't really want people knowing about that...
Mei: To answer your questions. I've fought Jin-san, Tachikawa, Kako-chan and Yuki-kun.
Jin: She's pretty good. *pulls out box of rice crackers* Whelp, I've done my part.
TAT: Osamu, hand stand! Now!
Osamu: It's better than other ones I've got...*does hand stand and fall immediately*
Yuki: Well, you better all get ready. *goes around and punches all the guys*
Osamu: That hurt!
Jin: *blows on red spot* That'll definitely leave a bruise.
Ema: *rubs arm and looks away*
Kageura: Yup. Still hurts like a bitch.
TAT: *rubs arm* Let's just get to the last one. This last one is actually from a guest.
Ok, I have a few! Dares first: Yuma, you seem flexible. Do a splits(?) as far as possible. Kageura, Confess to Kako, even if you don't wanna. Kako, ask everyone how your cooking tastes (Yuma will 'help'). Osamu, kiss a boy. On the mouth. With TONGUE. And to anyone, tell Yuma: this sentence is a lie. Truths: Yuma, have you had your first kiss? If so, where? Have you ever failed a bound landing? And finally, does your side effect activate when you lie? And can you cry in your body? Ema, do you like Chika mainly because she's nice, or because she reminds you of your mentor? Kako, how do you feel knowing this new information? (Obvious character bias is obvious)
TAT: See!?
Kako: Oh? I guess this is interesting.
TAT: Right! Yuma, do the splits!
Yuma: Okay. *does a full splits* How's that? 三3三
Mei: "He'd probably be good in bed...Looks like the next one is a lemony Yuma x Osamu fic," is probably what Suzume would say.
Others:...
TAT: Anyways...Kageura, confess!
Kageura: Tsk. Fine. *walks up to Kako*
Kako: *smirks* Yes?
Kageura: I..think you're still a Phantom Hag.
Kako: *sighs*
Yuki: Well...It wasn't specified what he had to confess...
TAT: *groans* I hope I don't get hate for that...
Kako: Next up is me. *turns to everyone else* So, how's my cooking?
Osamu: I've never had any.
Jin: Good.
Chika: I've never had any either.
Yuma: Same. 三3三
Ema: Fine.
Kageura: Tastes like crap.
Miwa: Good.
Tachikawa: Good.
Ninomiya: It could use work.
Yuki: It's very good.
Toby: I like it.
Takeshi: Not bad.
Mei: It's good.
TAT: Yuma? Any liars?
Yuma: Yep. *points to Kageura* One. 三3三
Kageura: *looks away*
TAT: Ya know...Since I'm in a good mood, you don't have to go through the door.
Kageura: *gives suspicious look at TAT*
TAT: But as punishment, you have to eat Kako's food. *smirks* Since you think it 'tastes like crap' you'll have to eat it. Kako, if you would be so kind.
Kako: Sure thing. I'll make more than enough.
TAT: Right! For now, let's try and finish this up!
Osamu: *looks at screen and groans* Seriously?
TAT: Yips! Just pick one and start the kissing!
Yuki: As least this time as been easier for you than last time.
Osamu: *sighs* I guess you're right. *looks around and walks up to Yuma* Might as well get this over with. *leans down and kisses Yuma* *insters tongue*
Yuma: *fights back and insters tongue in Osamu's mouth*
Osamu: o_O?
Ema: *looking away while covering Chika's eyes*
Kako, Jin, Mei: *smirk*
Everyone else: *looking away*
Osamu: *backs away* Ah! There! Done!
TAT: Good. Now...
Everyone but Yuma: *turns to Yuma* This sentence is a lie.
Yuma: You all tell the stupidest lies. 三3三 *looks at screen* I have. Here, with Osamu. Along with my second kiss.
Osamu: What!?
Yuma: And yes, when I first started out. There was a lot of damage and Replica kept telling me to be careful. I don't know if I can cry in this body. 三3三
TAT: Thanks, Yuma. Now, Ema. Answer please.
Ema: *looks away and mutters* Even if she is like my mentor, she is still a separate person. I like her for herself.
TAT: Ah~ These little turds sure are adorable... Anyways. Last question. Kako, how do you fell knowing all of this stuff?
Kako: Enlightened.
TAT: And there we have it! I hope you all enjoyed!
Yuki: We hope you all enjoyed.
Miwa: There was no point in me bing here.
Tachikawa: Hey, I was less in this than you.
TAT: Anyways! I thank you all for being here, and all you reviewers for leaving these truths and dares! I hope you continue to do so! So, until next time...
All: Bye-onara!
