TAT: *crouching, bringing hood down, tail wagging* ...Cameos...Kind people...Monkey...
Arafune: *keeping away from Osamu, Kitora, Inukai and TAT*
Kitora:-glad to see you back.
Kuroe: *ignoring Kitora*
Osamu: *keeping Chika away from Ema*
Kageura & Touma: ~zzzz~
Suzume:...OsaEma...InuTob...KitoKuroKako...
Takeshi: *reading manga*
Kuruma: *looking awkward*
Shouhei:- It was terrible, Narasaka-senpai-
Inukai & Toby: *plotting & snickering*
Hyuse: Where is the exit...
Konami: *eating dorayaki*
Yuma: 三3三
Jin: *eating rice crackers*
Others: *idling around*
Minoru: *sweat drops while holding puppy* This...is not what I expected...
Yuki: Ah! You must be the new fella. Welcome. *smiles* Please, don't mind them.
Mei: TAT, the author, has been babbling on to himself because he's embarrassed, so everyone else isn't particularly ready.
Minoru: I see...
Taka: Woof woof! *wags tail*
Yuki: We'll introduce ourselves in a moment. We need to get Author-san ready.
Mei: Just...Stay here and wait a moment.
Yuki & Mei: *walks up to TAT* Hey, idiot, get up and get ready! *punches TAT*
TAT: Yeouch! The hell you two!
Yuki: We need to start now. Please get everyone ready.
Mei: By the way, the new guy and his pooch are here to. *points to Minoru*
Minoru: *waves*
TAT: WAAAHHH! Why didn't you tell me sooner!?
Yuki & Mei: *lifts fists* Would you like is to hit you again?
TAT: Alright, you lazy maggots! Get your butts in gear! We have a show to put on!
Most: *groans*
Takeshi: *still reading* What's with the new guy?
TAT: *eye twitch* Well, my lovely little laser, if you would put down the manga, I can get to that.
Takeshi: Hm...No.
Yuki: Take-kun, out the manga away.
Takeshi: Alright.
TAT:...I hate the both of you...I really do...*slaps face* Alright! Let's get this started! Let me hear you all!
Half: YEAH! (三3三)
Other half: Let's just get this over with...
TAT: Alright! We'll start this off right with introducing who we have today! It's quite the lineup this time! Returning to the stage in all their pride and glory, we have Yuma! Osamu! Chika! Jin! Ninomiya! Inukai! Tsuji! Kitora! Shouhei! Narasaka! Touma! Izuho! Kuroe! Kako! Kageura! Ema! Hyuse! Murakami! Konami! Reiji! Arafune! We also have two-
Taka: Woof!
TAT: Ah! Right! Three newcomers! Please help me welcome to the stage Kuruma! And we have the two newbies sent to me for your entertainment! Minoru and his awesome pooch Taka!
Kuruma: Ah...Hello there.
Minoru: Hey everyone!
TAT: For those of you reading Sick Snow, you'll see these Minoru and Taka in a cameo later on! (If the author would be so kind as to allow it) Now then...Here! We! Go! Woof!
Jin: The first one is from umbreonblue.
OK! Osamu, confess your feelings for Jin. Here's a some mint chocolate chip ice cream w/ chocolate syrup on top (it's my favorite) for your trouble. Jin, either accept his feelings or let him down easy. Also, why do u have so many packages of rice crackers in your room? I worry about your health. Yuma, eat a sour plum. Everyone, thanks for doing this! Here, ramen and ice cream sundaes for everyone!
Osamu: *bows* Jin-san, thank you for all your help. I'm glad to have met you...Woof...
Jin: Sure thing, Megane-kun. *pats Osamu's head*
Minoru: I think umbreonblue meant-
TAT: He knows. There are a buch of turds like him here. Woof!
Osamu: That's how I feel, so I confessed it. And thank you, umbreonblue, for the ice-cream
Takeshi: *stares at ice-cream*...Mint...
Toby: *drools* Chocolate...
Yuki: *stars in eyes* Ice-cream...
TAT: No! Bad! That's Osamu!
Mei & Suzume: *sighs and shakes heads*
TAT: Let's just woof on.
Jin: I have so many because they're good. *holds out bag* Want some?
TAT: I highly doubt you need to worry about this meddler's health. Anyways! *pulls out sour plum* Yuma! Open up!
Yuma: *opens mouth*
TAT: *tosses plum*
Yuma: 三3三
Suzume: Ramen!
Yuki: Ice-cream!
TAT: Wait! What do you say first? Woof!
Most: Thank you, umbreonblue!
TAT: Good. Minoru, would you please do the next one?
Minoru: Sure! This next one is from...*looks at paper* Yujo-nii!
Yujonokage
Alright author-san, you're handsome~
And that's why I call you an airhead Ninomiya -grins- But 'he' loves you for that~
YAH! Tsuji! Because of you I couldn't hear about Inukai's sisters!
Hah... Alright Futuba. I will let it go for now...
Question/Truth: Inukai, tell us about your sisters please. Since someone interrupted you.
Kitora, is there some dish that's even to hot for you? Since you like spicy food.
Konami, can you cook something else than curry?
Reiji-san, what's your workout routine?
Dare: Arafune, even when you're my favorite character, it's time you overcome your fear. Taka is a Samoyed puppy and Samoyed's are family dogs, so it will be a good start. Play with Taka a little!
Suzume~ Inukai told me you can help embarrass Tsuji, do it for me please~
Takeshi and Toby, play Just Dance 2016 William Tell Overture!
And Minoru... B.E.H.A.V.E!
Minoru: I am!
TAT: *pulls hood down while tail is wagging*
Minoru: Is he gonna be alright? *points to TAT*
Yuki: *happily eating sundae* Yeah. He's just shy.
Ninomiya: Hm. Think what you will, but I'll stand by what I said.
Minoru: *smiles* Same old Ninomiya.
Tsuji: *looks at screen* It's not my fault he wouldn't shut up.
Inukai: I was just answering the question. Woof!
TAT: Well now you can answer.
Inukai: Right! Well-
Toby: Look out!
Inukai: *turns and gets hit in the face by a soccer ball*
Toby: (Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap!)
TAT: *dark aura* Toby...
Toby: *hides behind Minoru* Y-y-yes?
TAT: *grabs Toby* Why the hell do you even have a soccer ball?
Toby: W-w-well...I was g-getting bored and just thought that...
TAT: *sighs* You are such an idiot. *punches Toby's head* He needed to answer something and you just knocked him out!
Toby: Oh...Well...Sorry?
TAT: *evil look* Oh, you will be. You're just lucky that you have a dare coming up. *grabs Toby by back of shirt and looks at readers* Yujonokage, you have my permission to dare this turd to do anything. I don't even care if it's torture. *drops Toby*
Minoru: *crouches and pokes Toby* You gonna be okay, Fuzzy head?
Toby: I think so...I mean, what's the worse that could happen?
Minoru:...Let's just continue.
TAT: Right. Kitora.
Kitora: Yes. Takaoto-senpai's mega-spice ghost pepper, Tabasco filled, jalapeño and onion covered curry.
Most: *shivers*
Minoru: That sounds deadly!
Toby: It has some serious spice to it. It's good and all, but you will end up on the floor by the end of it all.
Takeshi: Or the bathroom in some cases.
TAT: Bleh. I'm not a fan of hot or spicy things. I'd probably die if I ate something like that. Woof! *covers mouth in shock* Oh crap...I just said that didn't I?...
Jin: *pats TAT's back* Yup. Good luck with any incoming dares from now on.
TAT: *tail sags* Oh no...
Jin: That aside...
Konami: Yeah. If course I can make something other than curry.
Reiji: It just doesn't come out right.
Konami: Hey!
Reiji: I'm just letting everyone know. *turns to readers* And my routine is usually...a very rigorous one.
Minoru: *looks at Yuki* Is dodging a question a common thing here?
Yuki: Recently, yes. On the up side, the real fun is beginning with the dares. *points to Arafune*
Arafune: *slowly backing away*
TAT: *grabs Arafune's head* Oh no you don't! You are doing this dare!
Arafune: *starts sweating a little* Can't I just go through the door?
TAT: Nope! Yujonokage is right! Stop being a wimp and face your fears! Besides, that dog is adorable! *points to Taka*
Taka: *wags tail* Woof! Woof!
Arafune: *tries to escape* Kou, help me!
Murakami: *looks away*
Arafune: Hey!
TAT: *sigh* I was hoping we could do this like civilized people, but...Kitora, Osamu, Inukai! Trap him! Minoru, get Taka ready! Woof!
Osamu: Sorry about this...Woof.
Kitora: We were told that he wouldn't have to do three dares of our choice if we did this. Woof...
Inukai: Now just go over and play with the dog. Woof!
Taka: Woof! Woof!
Arafune: *looks around*
TAT: There's not escape. Woof!
Minoru: *walks closer* He's harmless!
Inukai: Just pet the pooch. Woof!
Arafune: *slowly lifts hand*
Taka: *lowers head*
Arafune: *pets Taka's head*
Minoru: See? That wasn't so bad, right? Hahaha!
Arafune:...I guess...
TAT: Right! Nice job, Arafune! Now let's move on, shall we? Suzume. Woof.
Suzume: Oh! Did he now? *grins and walks over to Tsuji*
Tsuji: *backs away*
Mei: *hugs Tsuji's waist* No escape.
Suzume: *wraps arms around Tsuji's neck*
Tsuji: *sligh blush*
Suzume: *pushes body closer* Shi~nno~suke~sa~ma~
Tsuji: *covered in red*
Inukai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ninomiya: *shakes head*
Minoru: Should we be watching this!?
Yuki: It's fine. They're just teasing him.
Minoru: Poor guy...
Suzume: *pulls away with wallet in hand* Works every time! *takes out money* Here's your share, Mei-san.
Mei: Thanks.
Suzume: Sorry 'bout that, Tsuji. *gives back wallet*
Osamu: She's a con-artist...Isn't she? Woof.
TAT: Just forget what you saw and let's continue. Woof.
Takeshi: Urg. We have to play that again?
Toby: Guess so. Let's see if we can finally end that tie.
TAT: Well while they do that, we will move on to the next one. Woof! Narasaka! Be useful!
Narasaka: I am useful. I'm not the one lazing around. *glances at Kageura and Touma* This one is from Giggi.
I'm glad they are happy of not doing dares. *giggles*
Touma didn't got a cat hoodie, so here. *gives a cat hoodie*
Ne Kageura how does it fell when someone looks at you with pure positive emotions?
Hyuse what kind of dog breeds exist in your home world or are they the same as here on Meeden?
Inukai how come that your last name means dog-keeper, but your family don't own a dog?
TAT: Kage! Get your butt up and answer this question!
Kageura: Nothing happen. My Side Effect is for when people have negative thoughts. *looks at TAT* There, ya happy!?
TAT: Yes. Thank you. *throws cat hoodie at Touma* And that's for you.
Touma: Nice. Thanks. *puts hoodie on* Stylish.
TAT: Right. Now, Hyuse, your answer.
Hyuse: Hm...I don't know the specific names you Meedens have for these dogs, but they seem to be the same as some we have...Nya.
Most: o_O!?
Hyuse:...
TAT: Let's just...move on. Inu, you good to go?
Inukai: Yeah. I think so.
TAT: Then it's your turn again.
Inukai: Right! Ironically enough, my dad has allergies to dogs, so we can't have one. Woof! He still likes them though.
TAT: You poor thing. *daps eyes* To not have a dog...
Inukai: *wipes eyes* Thank you, TAT.
Ninomiya: Idiots.
Yuki: Hey, it's because of one of those idiots that you're here.
Ninomiya: Don't remind me. *turns to TAT and Inukai* Can we hurry this up?
TAT: Fine! Jerk...You can do the next one then.
Ninomiya: Fine. This one was by Zazaza gogo da...What an idiotic name.
Minoru: You shouldn't say that about a reviewer.
Ninomiya: *ignores Minoru*
Yuki: *claps hands* Anyways...It says...
Suzume, Shouhei, welcome back! How were your nights at Freddy's?
Truths/Questions
Yuki - On a scale of 1-10 how badly did Reiji beat you the first Tim you two fought? (10 being badly)
Mei - What weapons do you use when fighting?
Tsukiko Unit - what ticks you off about Yuki?
Izuho - would you want to join Mikumo Unit? And is that cat on your head yours?
Mikumo Unit - Would you let her?
Dares!
Everyone wearing a dog hoodie - You all have to be someone's dog until you can take the hoodies off (I'll let you pick who)
Yuki and Mei - hit the person you like the least as hard as you can
Suzume: *holds up Ballon Boy's head* My prize!
Shouhei: *shaking* Music box...
Suzume: Shouhei was crying by the end of it. *nods head* Honestly, they were formidable opponents. Golden Freddy was certainly hard to beat, but we won in the end.
Shouhei: You used me as a shield!
Suzume: But we won. Your death would not have been in vain.
TAT: You do know that...you were suppose to use the light...and mask...right?
Suzume: Now that you mention it...Honestly, it worked out in the end. So that doesn't really matter.
TAT:...Anyways! Yuki! Answer!
Yuki: Probably an eight. I didn't do much to Reiji-san.
Osamu: Is that true? *looks at Reiji*
Reiji: I'd say an eight as well. When he used his Side Effect...probably a seven.
Mei: It was at least amusing to watch.
TAT: Speaking of which, what about you? What weapons do you use, Mei?
Mei: If I'm fighting like in the invasion, then I use Kogetsu, two Pistols loaded with Lead Bullets, all the Shooter attacks, and Scorpion.
Minoru: How much Trion do you have!?
Yuma: Why'd you become an Operator then? 三3三
Mei: A story for another time. The next question is for us anyways.
Kuruma: *looks at Tsukiko Squad* I didn't even know you guys had something you didn't like about Yuki.
Toby: There's a single thing that ticks us off about Yuki.
S.Q.: His ice-cream addiction.
Yuki: It's not an addiction!
S.Q.: Yes, it is.
TAT: I don't see an issue with it. Ice-cream is awesome. Woof!
TAT & Yuki: *high five*
S.Q.: On to the next one!
Izuho: It would be kinda cool to join Megane-senpai's squad, nya~~ And the cast was a stray I found during the invasion.
Yuma: It's up to our leader. 三3三
Chika: I would like that, but Yuma-kun is right.
Osamu: Well...The issue isn't her skill, so much as our reason...
TAT: Guess that's true. Okay then, say we subtract your reason. Would you let her?
Osamu: Yes. She helped out Chika in the invasion and other Snipers seem to think she has skill, so I don't see why not in those circumstances.
TAT: Alright then. Nice. Now. Onto the da- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
Osamu & Kitora: *blush*
Inukai: Whelp...At least they let us pick. I call Toby! Woof!
Toby: Nice choice!
Toby & Inukai: *high five*
Minoru: Even after he hit you in the head and knocked you out with a soccer ball?
Inukai: Sure! I went back and heard that there's a chance he could get tortured, so I'll let it slide!
Osamu: I guess I'll go with...Chika! Woof!
Chika: Oh...Okay.
Yuma: Smart move. 三3三
Kitora: *inching towards Kuroe*
Kuroe: *walks away*
Kitora: *dejected aura* I'll go with him...Woof. *points to Arafune*
TAT: Damnit! *sighs* I feel like there's a fetish going on here...*rubs bridge of nose* Alright... Here's the deal...I'm so going to regret this later...I'm going to go through the door and not be someone's dog for this chapter, but I'll let you readers decide who my...'Master'...I think I just felt my pride diminish...will be for the rest of the time...*walks towards the door* See ya.
Rest:...
Yuki: Let's move on...
Mei: Well this sucks. I can't punch him now...
Yuki: Guess we'll have to hit someone else. *turns to Ninomiya* Get ready.
Minoru: Wait, why Ninomiya!?
Yuki: He's the person I like the least. Now please move out of the way so I can finish this dare.
Ninomiya: *glances down at Minoru* Move.
Minoru: *reluctantly moves*
Yuki: *punches Ninomiya*
Ninomiya: *holds stomach and groans*
Mei: Alright. My turn. *looks around* Hm...I'm pretty indifferent to most of them...Reiji-san, you mind taking the hit?
Reiji:...Sure.
Mei: Alright. Here I go. *punches Reiji in stomach*
Reiji: *small groan*
Osamu: o_O!
Most: O_O!
Yuma: Wow. She made Reiji-san let out a groan.
Yuki: Yeah. Underestimating Mei-chan's strength in general usually leads to a world of hurt.
Kuruma: *looks at Murakami* Is it usually like this?
Murakami: I think the last time I was here it was worse. This all seems pretty mild.
Kuruma: *shivers*
Konami: Since TAT isn't back yet, I'll just say the next one. *looks at screen* This one is from Awesome Sauce.
Whoops! Sorry for the misspell (These are usually typed on the small screen of my phone, so errors slip through sometimes)! Thanks for the clarification, and big thanks for the future cameo! And you like Kuroko no Basuke? I think this might be the first time I've met a guy who liked it, but I love that series! Alright, I'm not giving any dares because the poor characters get hurt enough without me.
1. To everyone present: What do you think you'd look like/what would you do if your genders were flipped?
2. To everyone again: If you could live in one other fictional universe, what would you be in?
TAT: *covered in starch* I'm back! What did I miss!?
Most: What the heck happened to you?
TAT: Nothing! Let's just continue. *looks at screen* Ah. Alright...Does that apply to me as well?
Jin: I would figure.
TAT: *sighs* Fine. First, I should be thanking you, Awesome Sauce, for bothering to add these turds in the first place. *points at SQ* Second, I am caught up with your story and I recommend it to anyone who haven't read it yet. Third, I would look like a very ugly woman. Your turn, guys.
Jin: I'd look good.
Konami: I'd be hot.
Reiji: I would wonder how that even happened.
MS: Same. (三3三)
Kitora: I'm not answering that.
Most: Same.
Inukai: I think I'd be slender. Maybe something like Kako, but less straight hair.
Touma: Busty.
Izuho: Not too bad.
Kako: I'd look handsome.
Toby: A hot girl!
Suzume: A prince!
Yuki: Bishoujo.
Mei: Bishounen.
Minoru: Not sure!
TAT: I don't live in a fictional world, so I can't answer that.
Osamu & Chika: Nothing that involves fights.
Yuma: Don't know. 三3三
Ninomiya: *mutters*
Yuki: Sorry? Couldn't hear that.
Ninomiya: *mutters*
Yuki: *grins* I think I heard 'Bond' somewhere in there.
Minoru: Hey, stop picking on Ninomiya!
Yuki: *smiles* I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm just speaking to him.
Mei: Yuki, it's showing again.
Yuki: Opps. Anyways. I'd be in-
TAT: Whatever the heck I decide.
Yuki:...
TAT: Same goes for the rest of the Tsukiko Squad. Sorry to sound like a dictator, but that's how it works. Anyways! Minoru, what about you?
Minoru: Probably something with action!
Inukai: Same! Woof! Action is where it's at!
Minoru & Inukai: *high five*
Tsuji: I don't see how this matters.
Ema: Don't know.
Kageura: What's it matter to you?
TAT: *smacks Kageura* Be nice to the reviewer, idiot!
Kageura: Why you...
Kako: Settle down. As for me, I'd actually like a mixed one.
Kuroe: Same.
Kitora: I would like a Slice of Life one.
Minoru: Wow! *grins* That's rather girly of you, Kitora! *snickers*
Kitora: *eye twitch*
Arafune: Some mind of American action movie.
Kuruma: Dunno.
Murakami: Not sure.
Shouhei: Slice of Life, Comedy sounds nice.
Narasaka: I don't care.
Touma: Harem with me as the protagonist.
Izuho: One where I can laze around as much as I want.
Hyuse: What a dumb question.
TAT: *smacks Hyuse* Didn't you learn from Kage!? Be nice to the reviewer! Especially a kind, reoccurring one! Honestly! A bunch of idiots!
Suzume: That's my line!
Kako: The next one is from That One Guest. A new one, I assume.
Haha! These keep getting better with every update! Thank u Mr. Author, keep the good work up!
Truths
Mr. Author - How r u enjoying the filler arc in WT?
Chika - whose squad would u want to join besides your own?
Anyone - what side effect would u like to have? For those who have one, what other one would u want?
Dares
Osamu - since u did like what happened to Chika in the last chapter, why not give her a hug or kiss (on the cheek if u want) yourself!? I'll let u pick!
Sorry if those r lame ToD's!
TAT: *looks away with small blush and tail wagging* Does it really?...Thank you...I will...To answer you question...I am enjoying it way more than I thought I would. Also... *points at the sky with tail going crazy* There is no lame truths or dares! Every truth and every dare is interesting or funny in their own right!
Takeshi: Calm down and shut up. You're annoying.
TAT: *points to Takeshi* Shut up, you little laser!
Takeshi: *green orbs around head* Wanna say that again?
TAT: Let's move on! Woof! Chika, your answer please!
Chika: Um...I don't know...I don't think there is a different squad I would want to join.
Osamu: *hugs Chika*
Chika: Osamu-kun?
Osamu: I did my dare.
TAT: I'll start the answering for the third question. I would want...It's a tie between Yuma's, Suzume's, Murakami's and Yuki's. I don't know if you'll count the latter two though, so technically Yuma's or Murakami's.
Osamu: I would just want to know what mine would be.
Mei: Anything, but mine.
Jin: I'm good.
TAT: What about- *looks over to see most not paying attention*... Lets just get to the last one.
Mei: The last one was sent in by Sora.
Jin: Anither new one. *looks at TAT* Looks like your getting popular. *bring out bag of rice crackers*
TAT: I have no idea what you're talking about...Anyways! It says...
Heh...~ They have to do everything we want. *grins*
Hey Narasaka! Would you prefer kiss Touma or Shouhei? And if he is there with you... Well you have to kiss him of course. On the lips!
Ema and Chika have to hold hands in this and the next session! (They are only 14 so I'm going soft)
I want Murakami and Kuruma to made out! but keep it T rated you two!
Kuroe, if you want to punch Kitora, do it! (Just do it xD)
And Kako! Feed your worse fried rice receipt to Ninomiya! (If there something more worse than Honey Smelt Fried Rice...)
TAT: Narasaka! Touma! Shouhei! Ema! Chika! Murakami! Kuruma! Kuroe! Kitora! Kako! Ninomiya! You guys are up!
All called: *looks at screen*
Kuroe: *quickly punches Kitora before walking away*
Kitora: This is why I don't like being here!
Minoru: *snickers and looks to readers* Please send in more stuff to embarrass, or harass her.
Narasaka: *sigh* Of course it would be something like this...
Touma: Sorry, but I-
Narasaka: *quickly kisses Shouhei*
Shouhei: O.O
TAT: Not shocking in the least...
Touma: At least I got out if that one. *walks away*
TAT: Now then. Chika, Ema- *looks over to see them holding hands* Well okay then.
Ema: *looking away with a blush*
Chika: *blush*
Osamu: *clench fists*...
Kuruma: Did I read that right!?
Murakami: And there it is...
TAT: Yeah...Just...Yuki, help me out! *pushes Kuruma towards Murakami*
Yuki: *sticks out foot*
Kuruma & Murakami: *trips*
TAT: *puts foot on Kuruma's head* Just breath through your nose for a minute or so and deal with it, Kuruma! Sorry! Woof!
Kuruma: Hmphg!
*1 minute later*
Kuruma: *panting* Th-that was...
Murakami: Yeah. I forgot to warn you about those kinds of reviews.
Kuruma: That's total crap!
Minoru: *stunned* Wow. He didn't even get a choice to go through the door or not.
TAT: Kuruma, calm down. There have been worse worse, trust me. Woof. You can just go ask Hisato and about half of the people here. Osamu is probably the one who had it the worst until last chapter or so. Woof.
Kuruma: Can we just...finish this?
TAT: Sure. Kako...Oh. You've already started.
Kako: Yup. *forces spoon in tied up Ninomiya's mouth* I think he's enjoying it.
Minoru: How'd you even tie him up!? *runs to help*
Ema: Oh no you don't. *trips Minoru*
TAT: It's called Author Magic. Yuki can use it to a certain extent, but even I don't know how he managed that. *turns to readers* And there you have it folks!
Minoru: We all hope you enjoyed!
TAT: Hey! Just because you're new doesn't mean you can take my lines!
Minoru: *ignored TAT* Until next time...
All: Bye!
TAT: Hey! Woof! Those are my lines!
