TAT:...Hello...Welcome...Hi...I'm sorry!
Jin: Shut up! Hurry up and get back to work maggot!
TAT:...Oh...Okay...Today...
Kitora: This is so, like, taking for-ev-er.
TAT:...Oh...I'm sorry...*turns to readers* Today...Chika, Osamu, Yuma, Jin...Kitora, Kako ...Kageura, Ema...Ninomiya, Tsuji, Inukai...Akane, Torimaru...Miwa, Shouhei, Narasaka... Arafune, Murakami, Kuruma...Suzume, Toby, Takeshi...Yuki, Mei, Minoru, Taka...
Yuki: *pats TAT on head* Good little doggy! Now, hurry up and finish the introductions!
TAT:...New...Taichi...Kazama...woof...
Kazama: This is different from what I was told.
Taichi: They're definitely weirder than I thought.
Osamu: Hey, losers, let's hurry the hell up before I beat the crap out of you!
Kazama: ?
Yuki: *pulls on TAT's ear* Hey, damn dog, hurry the hell up!
TAT:...Okay...First...umbreonblue...
You're welcome! Onto dares: Osamu, Yuma, Jin, and Tachikawa: watch the 1st season of Junjo Romantica. Review it plz. Here's some popcorn for U guys too. Kitora, eat a pizza topped with ghost peppers. Truths: Jin, is there a future where Earth is allied with neighbors? Where humans and neighbors can coexist together? Also, what do u think of a world where trion is like magic? The wizard/witch kind, not the magician kind. By the way, I'll probably dare U guys into watching Junjo Romantica seasons 2 and 3 later. Karasuma, tell Osamu how U feel about his cooking. Annnd that's it for now.
Yuma: Dude, we'll like, so get you that awesome review next time. That alright, brah?
Jin: We need time to binge on the damn thing, alright!? You'll have to wait!
Tachikawa: *smiles* Thank you for the popcorn though!
Yuki: Get your asses moving! Kitora!
Kitora: Do I, like, have to? *looks at nails* What if I gain, like, pounds? My figure will, like, so be ruined.
Yuki: Just eat the damn thing! *brings TAT up* Or I'll have to sick this thing on you!
Kitora: Uck! Fine. I'll, like, eat the thing. But you are so, like, not cute when you talk like that. *eats pizza* I can so feel myself gaining weight.
Taichi: I'm so confused...*looks at Kazama* When did she start acting like that?
Kazama:...
TAT:...Next...Please...
Jin: Of course there is, idiot! And I think that would make it like any cliché manga! Why are you asking such stupid questions!?
Karasuma: *looks at Osamu* Osamuuuuuu, your cooooooking is soooooooo gooooooood!
Yuki: There we're done with that! Now hurry up and get to the next one, mutt!
Minoru: Sothisiswhatit'slikegettingadare!
Jin: Shut your face, idiot!
Minoru: That' !
TAT: *slight eye twitch*...Okay...Next is...Yujonokage...
Author-san you're free to use these lovely two~
Airhead~ -snickers-
-deadly aura appears- Oh Toby~ He knows me too well so have fun with your dare~
Arafune! See it's not that bad! In my next dare we will go a step further!
YES FINALLY! THANK YOU GIRLS!
And Minoru, I know how you feel, but it's not the Ninomiya you know, so... Let him suffer a bit -grins-
Truth/Questions: Torimaru, how many side jobs do you have?
Kuruma and Murakami, since I don't trust Taichi in here I'm asking you two... What was the most expensive thing he destroyed with his clumsiness?
Kako-san, which you think is your best fried rice receipt?
Ninomiya and Yuzuru, what was your reaction when you saw Minoru? If you don't know what I'm talking about...
Dare: Author-san punch him on the head pls! (With the Master thing, I would say Yuki, BUT (!) since you're doing such an awesome job and let my two lovely children here I say Minoru!)
And Minoru! Take off that wig and make- up (I want to see that lovely freckles) and introduce yourself properly!
Arafune, time for the next step! You have to hold Taka in this chapter! All. the. time! (Well except it's time for to take a walk, of course) Taka, be a good boy!
Toby~ Your dare is Ice bucket challenge for three chapters~ It's always happen when you know it the least~
Thank you for your hard work everyone~
Ninomiya: *comes out of the door, sees screen* *slight eye twitch*
Toby: Now there is no need to seem so murderous about it. Proper people are kind all around, so what does that say about you?
Inukai: Woof! Woof! Woof! *running around Toby*
Toby: *pats Inukai's head* That is a good boy. Now, stay.
Arafune: *come out of the door* I guess it wasn't too bad, but...another step...
Suzume: *dark cloud over head* You're welcome. I mean, I probably failed miserably, but whatever.
Mei: You're totes welcome!
TAT:...What if...you aren't the girls...being talked about...?
Suzume: Then I'm sorry for answering.
Minoru: *slight twitch* Ifyousayso! ButhereallydoeslookliketheNinomiyaIknow!
Osamu: If we don't get a move on, I'm gonna have to beat one of you! Torimaru! Answer the question!
Karasuma: I haaaaaaave threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee siiiiiiiide joooooob.
Yuki: Next!
Kuruma & Murakami: *comes out of the door*
Taichi: Oh! There you two are! *runs over and trips*
Murakami: *catches Taichi*
Taichi: Ah! Sorry about that!
Kuruma: *smiles* It's fine. And to answer the question, it would probably be...the computer after he had to Bail Out one time.
Murakami: He got beat badly afterwards.
Taichi: I said I was sorry, yet it still got hit!
TAT:...Sorry doesn't solve...everything...woof...
Yuki: I didn't say you could speak!
TAT: That's it! *stands up* I'm done with this! Alright! So, I'm going to finished my part and go to the door! *punches Toby, Yuki and Ninoymiya on head* Just to make sure I got the right person! *storms towards the door*
Kazama:...
Jin: Just continue, damn it!
Osamu: Hwere the hell is Kako!?
Kako: *walks through door* Right here. *turns to readers* To answer the question...All I have to say is that simple is better. *seeing Kazama off to the side and smirks* Well, let's just continue on then.
Ninomiya: My reaction was-
Yuki: *punches Ninomiya's stomach* Just want to make sure an idiot like you doesn't say anything rude!
Ninomiya: *groans*
Kako: *grins*
Minoru: *walks towards the door*
Kazama:...
Toby: I do believe that Yuzuru is still holding hands with Chika, so he is currently not available.
Osamu: When I see that little turd I'm gonna pry him away from Chika! Woof!
Jin: Dude, calm down!
Osamu: I'll punch you- *sighs and walks towards door*
Jin: *grins*
Arafune: Back to me, huh? *looks at screen* The whole...*walks back to the door*
Kuruma: *sweat-drop* Should have seen that one coming...
Toby: What ever do you- *gets bucket of ice water dumped on head*
TAT: *covered in oil* There we go.
Toby: *turns around* What the hell!?
TAT: *grins* You lose.
Toby: Yeah, yeah, yeah! I know! *walks to the door*
Inukai: *snickers*
TAT: You lose too, Inu.
Inukai: What!? Why!?
TAT: Dogs don't snicker.
Inukai: *sighs and walks to the door*
Taichi: I'm so confused right now.
Kuruma: Don't worry...It should get better...I think.
Murakami: I doubt it.
TAT: *turns to readers* Anyways! For those wondering what the hell is going on, wait a little and continue reading, please. *turns to Yuki* And you!
Yuki: What!?
TAT: Get your ass through that door!
Yuki: Why!?
TAT: Because you lost! That isn't even what we agreed on.
Yuki: Fair enough. *walks to the door*
Kako: At least they can go back to being as normal as they can be.
Suzume: I'll probably lose like that too...
TAT: *sigh* Let's just continue. This next one is from Zazaza gogo da.
Let's begin~~
Truth/Questions
Author - (Besides the cameo ocs) Do you plan on adding more ocs to Sick Snow? Are you going to put any more pictures of the squad up?
Suzume - What would you do if someone shipped you with someone? And who are the top 3 Snipers against your way fight?
Yuki - What would you do if I said 'Yuki~' in a Yuno Gasai way?
Tsukiko Squad - What's the most embarrassing thing each of you have done?
Dares~~
Taichi - Kiss Akane ON THE LIPS!
Author - Be either Yuki or Mei's 'dog'. Oh yeah...and eat Mei's curry that Kitora mentioned
Everyone - follow Izuho's lead and put an animal on your head for the rest of the time! Also, be completely ooc! (Can you start this one from the start if the chapter, Author-san?)
TAT: Yes. I'm going to be adding other ocs besides the cameo ones, but that's a little later on. As for the pictures...Just wait and see. As for being their dog...You just saw what happened. I failed at being a dog, but...Well, I'll just go to the door now. *opens door*. Yuki! Takeshi! Toby! Get your asses out here for this part then get back in your damn room! *goes in*
Yuki, Toby, Takeshi: *comes through door*
Toby: Hey ya, Taichi! Forgot to say that before!
Taichi: Hey Toby! I was wondering why you were acting more weird than usual!
Toby: Yeah well...
Suzume: If someone shipped me with someone else...*gloomy aura* then that would be fine. I don't know the to three, but...Narasaka is at the top.
Yuki: *reads screen then turns to reader* *creepy aura* Go ahead and try. *thoughtful expression* As for something embarrassing...Probably when I had to streak through school.
Others: O_O!?
Yuki: And you all lost.
Yuma: Poo. 三3三
Jin: *eating rice crackers* Was he telling the truth?
Yuma: Yup. 三3三
Takeshi: Even I didn't know that.
Mei: That's because it was around the time I first met him. *turns to reader* Mine would probably be when I had to ask Shinoda-san what pattern and color were on his underwear.
SQ: When the hell was this!?
Others: o_O
Mei: Before you three came along.
SQ:...
Suzume: I'm just gonna go on and say mine...It would probably when I accidentally smothered Ken-kun with my boobs.
Yuki: Well then...
Mei: A woman's greatest weapon.
Toby & Takeshi: I'm not shocked in the slightest.
Kitora: He never said anything like that to us before. Woof.
Suzume: Yeah well, I had threatened him with a knife to his crotch, so...yeah.
Others:...
Yuki: *turns to other two* What about you two?
Toby: When I had to cross dress. *blush* That was terrible. I had to walk around the whole day in a mini skirt and-
Others: We don't want to know!
Yuki: I think I remember that one...
Takeshi: Mine is after my first loss to Yoneya.
Yuki: Oh! I remember that one! You were actually throwing a tantrum.
Mei: I remember that too.
Toby & Suzume: O_O! He threw a tantrum?
Yuki: Yup. But let's just continue. Taichi-kun, your turn.
Taichi: Ah! Okay, but where is she?
Akane: *comes through door with tears in eyes*
Suzume: *cringes* Oh. That honestly doesn't look good.
Taichi: *runs over*
Kuruma: Be careful!
Taichi: Akane! We have a- *trips and tumbles into Akane*
Taichi & Akane: *falls to ground and end up kissing*
Takeshi: Well, that's one way to do that.
Kuruma: *sigh* I said to be careful.
Yuki: It worked out, so we'll just continue. Author-san is still in there, *points to the door* but I'll tell him to go back in. He definitely won't eat that. As for the last one...We can only do the ones present right now and have to wait until each person come out. *puts fox on head*
Kako: *puts small bird on head*
Murakami: *puts hedgehog on head*
Taichi: *puts rabbit on head*
Kuruma: *puts hamster on head*
Kazama: *puts porcupine on head*
Akane: *puts cat on head*
Ninomiya: *walks towards the door*
Yuki: Whelp, we actually have to go back, so we're leaving it to you guys until Author-san comes back.
Kako: Guess we can't help it. Kazama, could you do the next one?
Kazama: *looks at screen* The next one is from Sora.
*smiles madly* I'm happy, really happy~
Next ones!
So Ninomiya~ How did it taste? After your answer is it time to get drunk!
When you don't need to wear the dog hoodies anymore Kitora *gives chicken outfit* you have to wear this for five sessions!
You Shoehei, you have to see Narasaka as your master for three sessions~
Since Minoru is here can we send him things too? If yes, who the hell are you?
Ninomiya: *walks back in*
Kako: Tsk. I was hoping he would be in there longer.
Ninomiya: *looks at screen*
Others: *hears groaning and turns to Ninomiya*
Ninomiya: *holding stomach* Don't remind me.
Kako: *slams down giant bottle of sake* Get started.
Ninomiya: *starts walking-*
Kako: Oh no you don't. TAT gave me a little note saying that every time you dodge a dare, you have to do a different one. You already dodged the ooc bit, so get to drinkin'.
Ninomiya: *glares and grabs bottle*
Kako: *gets chicken suit* We'll tell her about it later.
Shouhei: *comes through the door* Finally...I escaped...
Narasaka: *comes through the door* What now?
Kazama: *points to screen*
Shouhei: *blush* Master!?
Narasaka: Yes?
Kako: Oh, this will be fun.
Narasaka: Go get me some tea.
Shouhei: Yes, Master. *runs off*
Minoru: *barrel rolls through door and jumps up pointing up* I am me!
TAT: *storms through door with a chain attached to tongue* Hey! You haven't been on here long enough to dodge a question! *grabs head* Answer properly!
Minoru: *turns to readers* I am an oc send here by Yujonokage!
Taka: *runs in with small bird on head* Woof! Woof!
Minoru: Same goes for Taka!
TAT: Good. And it's nice to see that even Taka is following the dare.
Murakami: What's with the chain?
TAT: Not the time for that.
Kazama: This place really is weird.
Taichi: Right!
TAT: Whatever! *puts dog on head*
Minoru: *puts Taka on head*
Narasaka: *puts bird on head*
TAT: Right! Next up is from Anime80!
Truths!
Yuki - can I punch you?
Osamu - would you rather date Kitora or jump in a freezing cold river?
Everyone in a dog hoodie - Is it REALLY necessary to say 'woof' as much as you do?
Dares!
Kako - Pick either Suzume/Mei or Nasu/Kumagai and sing either Peacock by K.P. or Womanizer by B.S.
Kitora - in the next chapter sing the song not chosen with the duo that wasn't chosen
Author - Be Yuki's dog
Minoru - 15 jumping jacks!
Yuki, Osamu, Kitora, Inukai, Suzume, Mei, Nasu, Kumagai: *comes through the door* *looks at screen*
Yuki: *cracks knuckles* Go ahead and try.
Osamu: Well...Both might be deadly...
Kitora: What!?
Osamu: But I guess going on a date with Kitora would be better.
Kitora: Hm.
TAT & Inukai: Of course it is! Woof!
Osamu & Kitora: No. It's not. Woof.
Kako: Oh-ho. This will be fun.
Suzume: Honestly, I'm just glad it involves music.
Mei: Let's get started then.
TAT: Wait! *looks around* Chika and Ema are still in the room...Taichi, Akane, please leave for a moment.
Akane: Why?
TAT: Just...do it.
Taichi & Akane: *look at each other and shrug*
TAT: Alright. Let's start this...
I wanna see your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock, -cock
Your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock, -cock
Your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock
Word on the street you got something to show me, me *points to males*
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery *points to Inukai, Yuki, Osamu*
I'm intrigued for a peek cuz it's fascinating
Come on baby let me see
What you hiding underneath *points down*
What's up your sleeve,
Such a tease, wanna see the show
…it looks beautiful
I'll be the judge, and my girls gonna take a vote *points to Suzume and Mei*
Come on baby let me see
What you hiding underneath *points down*
I want the jaw-dropping, eye-popping, head-turning, body-shocking *points to Kuruma, Murakami, Narasaka, Shouhei*
I want my heart throbbing, ground shaking, show stopping, amazing
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a bee-otch
I'ma peace out if you don't give me the payoff
Come on baby let me see
What you hiding underneath *points down*
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock
Whatcha waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kind of guy, I bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see you
What you hiding underneath *points down*
Peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock, -cock
Your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock, -cock
Your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock
I wanna see it
Skip the talk, heard it all, time to walk the walk
Break me off, if you bitch, show me who's the boss
Need some Goose, to get loose, come on take the shot
Come on baby let me see
What you hiding underneath
I want the jaw-dropping, eye-popping, head-turning, body-shocking
I want my heart throbbing, ground shaking, show stopping, amazing
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a bee-otch
I'ma peace out if you don't give me the payoff
Come on baby let me see you
What you hiding underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock
Whatcha waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kind of guy, I bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see you
What you hiding underneath
I wanna see your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock, -cock
Your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock, -cock
Oh my God, no exaggeration
Boy, all this time was worth the waiting
I just shed a tear
I am so unprepared
You got the finest architecture
And … a rainbow-looking treasure
Such a sight to see
And it's all for me
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a bee-otch
I'ma peace out if you don't give me the payoff
Come on baby let me see
What you hiding underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock
Whatcha waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kind of guy, I bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see
I wanna see your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock, -cock (I wanna see your)
Your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock, -cock (I wanna see your)
Come on baby let me see you
What you hiding underneath
Others:...
Males: *blush*
TAT: *shaking head with blush* Why do I feel like I just past the T rated line...
Kitora: ...I will use on of my three get of out dare free passes.
TAT: Alright...I'll be over there...*points to the door* Oh, and no need to call the other two back. They're done for today...*walks through door*
Kako: Well, that was fun. *hears weird sound and looks over*
Ninomiya: *babbling with bottle in hand*
Kako: *pulls out phone* This is gold.
Minoru: *puts Taka down* Sorry, but I need to do this dare! At least it's easy!
Kumagai: Why are we here again?
Kako: Not sure, but since you are...*puts cats on heads* There we go.
Murakami: Let's just move on.
Nasu: This next one is from Giggi.
PUPPY! A SAMOYED PUPPY! SO FLUFFY *coughs* Um... Moving on...
Kageura and Zoe used to fight each other, what changed?
And how did Kuruma influence Zoe?
I just noticed that no-one asked Kazama-san something, so... Did you notice some change of the other people when they left this place?
Even when you don't want to talk about it Miwa, what was your sister like? I bet she was a great woman *smiles*
Is it true that Tsuji can't fight against Nasu and Kako squad and immediately bails out? Here some cream puffs Tsuji.
Kageura, Miwa, TAT: *walks through the door*
TAT: *giant leech attached to head* Let's just...bring everyone back now...*falls to ground*
Everyone else: *comes through door* Why the hell were we in there so long!? (三3三)
Kako: I can't answer that and TAT is knocked out. Sorry.
Inukai: It wasn't that bad. Woof. Besides, look over there. *points to passed out Ninomiya
Everyone else: What did we miss!?
Kako: That's unimportant. Just read the screen.
Kuruma: Huh? I did?
Kageura: What changed is none of your business.
Mei: Don't be rude to the reviewer.
Kazama: A lot of them tried to stay away from each other and others ran at the sight of another agent. That and some seem to be closer than I thought they were.
Most: *looks away*
TAT: Can someone...get this thing...off of me... *points to leech*
Yuki: *sigh* Minoru, can you help me?
Minoru: Sure!
TAT: Just...continue...with Miwa...
Miwa: Hm. That none of your concern.
Jin: Don't be like that. Just them what she was like.
Miwa:...Yes. She was a great and kind person...
Jin: See, was that so hard?
Miwa:...
Kako & Inukai: It's true. (Woof!)
Nasu: We've never had a real fight with him before.
Tsuji: *blush* Thank you for the cream puffs.
Kako: Now, everyone has to put an animal on their head.
Chika: *slight blush* We missed quite a bit.
Ema: I can't what would be worse between here and what we saw.
Inukai: Anywoof! The next one is from Awesome Sauce.
First, thank you for all the support to OJ, and I got your question loud and clear! You keep up the great work yourself, I'm really enjoying this and Sick Snow too. But alas, you have revealed your weakness, Author-kun... *smiles sweetly* And you will pay the price.
1. Author-kun! Eat something really spicy! Not Mei's sauce though. If Kitora can't stand it, I won't torture you. More like extra-spicy buffalo wings, or #10 hot sauce.
2. Takeshi- What manga were you reading last chapter?
3. Toby- You will be tortured. (It had to happen!)
4. Osamu (I'm finally deciding to torture you now, even though you're my favorite character)- Confess your love (no loopholes!) to the person you like.
Heheh, enjoy characters!
TAT: *being held up by Yuki and Minoru* Sure thing...And jokes on you...I have tones of weaknesses...Wait...
Miwa: You really are an idiot.
TAT: *groan* Just...Shut up and bring me the wings...
Narasaka: I already had Kodera go get them.
Shouhei: I have them here!
TAT: Alright. Chika, would you mind helping me out? I don't trust anyone else...They'll probably try and choke me.
Chika: Um. Okay.
TAT: *chewing* Someone get me some milk!
Jin: Take, your turn.
Takeshi: *looks at readers* I was reading A Certain Scientific Railgun. *pats Toby's shoulder* Your turn.
Toby: Wait...Is that a statement or a dare?
Suzume: *dumps ice water on Toby* Honestly, I'm making it into a dare.
Toby: You damn-
Mei: Language.
Toby: *shivering* Tsk.
TAT: *chugging milk*
Osamu: *turns to Chika* Chika...
Chika: What is it, Osamu-kun?
Osamu: I love you...
Chika: Wh-
Osamu: As a sister.
TAT: Heh heh heh!
Nasu, Kuruma, Arafune: He truly is a formidable opponent...
TAT: Anyways...
Minoru: We're at the last one!
TAT: What did I say about my lines!?
Yuki: This one is from a guest.
TAT: The hell!?
Osamu: It says...
TAT: I'm gonna hurt the three of you!
Ok, more dares. Yuma, Kageura, and Ninomiya have to wear a princess dress, a tight ball gown, or a maid outfit. They have to pick one, and one person per dress. And next:Everyone present -Kitora if she's there must wear high heels. Finally: Kuroe! Don't be so rude to kitora! Be just a little more polite when declining!
Kageura: Screw you! *starts walking towards the door*
Mei: Don't be mean to reviewers. *kicks Kageura through the door*
Kako: Ninomiya is still knocked out, so you'll have to wait.
Takeshi: Why not just put it on him now? He can't fight back or go through the door if he's unconscious.
Kako: *pats Takeshi's head* And that's why I like you, kid.
TAT: Well, you guys can go do that. Yuma, what about you?
Yuma: I'll go with the ball gown. 三3三
TAT: *snaps fingers*
Yuma: Oh! The magic of an author is amazing. 三3三
TAT: *blows on fingers* Damn right it is. Now then...Oh Kitora~~~ Woof!
Kitora: I already have them on. Just hurry up and get this over with. Woof.
TAT: Kuroe actually isn't here right now, but we'll let her know later.
Kako & Takeshi: Done.
Everyone else: *Looks over and starts laughing*
TAT: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man! This is too good!
Ema: *smirk*
Yuki: *covering mouth* This really is funny.
*3 minutes of laughter later...*
TAT: Oh man...*wipes eyes* That was funny. *turns to readers* And there you have it!
Minoru: We hope you all enjoyed!
Yuki: And remember to keep those truths and dares coming.
Osamu: But please go easy on us.
TAT, Minoru, Yuki, Osamu: Until next time...
All: See ya!
