Yuki:...
Osamu:...
Yuma:...三3三
Chika: Um...Author-san, maybe you should stop...
TAT: *strangling Jin* Huh? Why?
Osamu:...He looks like he's about to pass out.
TAT: *sighs & let's go of Jin* Fine. But only because we need to start now. *turns to readers* Hello all! Welcome to the lower birth! This is the stupidest show unearthed!
Yuki: Really? You had to use that line?
TAT: Yes! Yes, I did! Now before we start, we have to get a certain dare out of the way because Mr. Elite here doesn't notice a giant button that says 'Press for new characters to appear' in giant lettering!
Jin: I was busy with something else.
TAT: Yeah. Su- *looks to side*...
All: Again!?
TAT: Right, right, right. Sorry. Before we get to that though, I have an announcement! Since it seems that it's somewhat of a tie between old and new, we make this neo new!
Osamu: And that means...
TAT: Taking from the new part last time, we'll only bring in the people asked for. BUT! Taking from the old, they will stay on for the rest of the time! Now then, let's get started with this one! *snaps fingers*
Miwa & Yoneya: *appear*
Miwa: *eye twitch*
Yoneya: Oh! Is this the place I've heard so much about!?
TAT: Depends...
Yoneya: Most were from people complaining.
TAT: Then yes it is! Welcome, Yosuke, to your first time on World Trigger ToD!
Yoneya: Thanks! So what do I even have to do?
TAT: Right! Before we start that! I have something I need to get out! Ahem...Mi~do~ri~ma! Mi~do~ri~ka~wa! I~zu~mi! I~zu~ki!
Yoneya: Lol! What was that about?
TAT: Here's what the dare said...
2. Shuji and Yosuke- I dare you two to dress up and act like Midorima and Takao from Kuroko no Basuke. The acting part should be easy (Am I the only one who thinks those two pairs are really similar?)!
Yoneya: Oh~ I see.
TAT: Yips, yips! Now, start the actin'!
Miwa:...
Yoneya: Yeah, that's gonna be a problem.
TAT: Reason?
Yoneya: Neither of us have see that anime. 三3三 We don't know how to act that out.
TAT: *sighs and rubs forehead* Just...have a conversation with the guy.
Yoneya: But that's pretty hard to do when the guy you're talking to is as much of a horoscope maniac as this tsundere is. *points to Miwa*
Miwa: *eye twitch* What was that?
TAT: You lying sack of-
Osamu: First review is from umbreonblue!
TAT: We weren't done with-
Yuma: It says...
well...this was fun. anyway, Izumi, kiss Osamu on the lips, then ask him out on a date! Osamu, u have to accept! everyone, do u believe in magic? what's your fav pokemon? also, plz watch starmyu. it's so cute! that's all for now. hope there won't be any more costumes next time. here's some chili-fries 4 the road!
TAT: KAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAGAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! *on floor slamming fist on ground*
Yoneya: Is he alright?
Osamu: No...I think he's clinically insane.
TAT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yuki: *walks over and kicks TAT*
TAT: *groans & holds side* It was worth it. *looks at readers* The laughing was because I remembered what I saw I the first episode of Starmyu. I hurt to watch it...but in a good way. *groans* Yeah...I'll make these turds watch it. You'll probably get some reactions next time... *snaps fingers*
Izumi: *appears dressed as an idol* And I'm dressed like this because...
TAT: Because it goes along with this. Just to kiss Osamu and ask him out. *points to screen*
Izumi: Ah. I see. *walks up and kisses Osamu*
Osamu: *blush* Why me again?...
Izumi: I'll pick you up later, Megane.
Yoneya: That wasn't asking him out, but it was still funny to see.
Yuki: It happens to often that we're all pretty much use to it.
TAT: On a side note, there's this fic I'm planning on reading called his HOUND. Apparently it has a (pseudo-) yandere Izumi and Osamu. As for the questions...Not really. As for Pokémon... That is really tough... I'd have to go with... Goodra. It's one of those things I kinda just wanna give a hug to. And I hate hugs.
Yuki: No particularly. Froslass.
Osamu: No. Bulbasaur.
Yuma: Nope. Pokémon? 三3三
Chika: No. Cresselia
Jin: No. Xatu.
Yoneya: Nah. Haven't seen Pokémon.
Miwa: No. None.
Izumi: No. Haven't seen it.
All: That you for the fries.
Jin: Next one is from Giggi.
Eh?
Your last name is Hatohara? Are you related to her? Ehm... What rank are you, Minoru? And do you belong to a faction? Please tell us everything that you're allowed to tell and I will definitely read Yujonokage's One-Shot!
Ninomiya squad & Ema, didn't you guys knew it?
Author-san~ Please let Taka stay~
And I find both version good, but I prefer the old one a little more.
TAT: *slams head on ground* I didn't mean to send him away! I'm sorry! Also...*jumps up* Accidental advertisement! *thumbs up* I'm fine with it! Anyways! *snaps fingers*
Minoru: *appears holding Taka* We're back!
TAT: Sorry, couldn't bring in Ninomiya Squad or Ema. Ninomiya Squad had defense duty apparently and Kage was ready to bite me I tried to being any of his squad in. I can still answer that question for them though. No.
Yuki: It's best to think of it like parallel worlds. This Ninomiya Squad and Ema are different from the ones Minoru knows. Speaking of which...*looks at Minoru*
Minoru: Right! I am her older twin. I am an A-Rank. I am in the Shinoda Faction.
Jin: You and Yuki have quite a bit in common.
Yuki: Execpt I have my squad and am not in any faction.
TAT: Wow. Without dares these seem kinda boring.
Jin: Didn't Minoru have to wrest a bear two chapters ago?
Minoru: I had to what!?
TAT: That's right...
Minoru: Can I go to the door!?
TAT: Hm...This ones...*sigh* Yeah. This counts as a bad enough dare. Shoo shoo.
Minoru: *walks to the door*
Taka: Woof! Woof!
Yuma: Right, Next up is from Zazaza gogo da. 三3三
I prefer the new way you're doing it. But it's still you choice~~ Now let's get on w/ this!
T/Q
Suzume - Do you take shipping suggestions?
Miwa - Are you related to Kageyama Tobio?
Dares
Izumi - Quick! Think of a pun and say it!
Chika - Pat yourself on the head
Osamu - Rub your belly
Yuma - hop on one leg
Jin - pay your head while rubbing your belly while hopping on one leg
That is all!
TAT: *sighs and snaps fingers* At least it's just Suzume this time.
Suzume: Hey everyone! *does pose*
TAT: *points to screen* Just answer the question.
Suzume: But of course! Just tell me what you want and when you want it by! I'll have it up!
Miwa: Who is that?
Jin: You're turn, Izumi.
Izumi: Right. I have this very puny joke...Oh. I just forgot it.
Rest:...
Yoneya: That was very bad.
Izumi: Shut up, Yari Baka.
TAT: Moving on! Chika!
Chika: *pats head*
Osamu: *rubs belly*
Yuma: *hops on one leg* 三3三
Jin: *pats head, rubs belly & hops on one leg* An Elite Agent like me can easily do this.
TAT: *swat-drop* Sure... Just...go to the next one.
Suzume: This one is from Sora.
Hm. I like the old way more.
Yuki, Mei, please tied up TAT and let him hang on the ceiling.
And you TAT, tell us all your weakness now or you're going to stay there for a long time.
Minoru, since you're Allrounder... I want you to fight against someone. You can choose yourself against who
Narasaka and Shouhei sing Ponponpon
TAT: Well, looks like you and Mei have to- Wait! What!?
Yuki: *claps hands*
Mei, Narasaka, Shouhei: *poofs in*
Narasaka: Well...Crap.
Shouhei: Oh no...
Mei: Hello again.
Minoru: *lands in front of Narasaka*
Yuki:*smiles with rope in hand* Mei-chan, please look at the screen.
Mei: *looks at screen* I see... *walks towards TAT*
TAT: W-w-wait a minute here...You two aren't really going to... *makes mad dash*
Mei: You can't escape.
Yoneya: That should be good. *turns to Narasaka and Shouhei* Looks like most of the team is here.
Narasaka: Just play the damn music.
Shouhei: Here we go...
Ano kousaten de minna ga moshi sukippu wo shite
moshi ano machi no mannaka de te wo tsunaide sora wo miagetara
moshi mo ano machi no dokoka de chansu ga tsuka mitai no nara
mada naku no ni wa hayai yo ne tada mae ni susumu shikanai wa iya iya
PONPON dashite shimaeba ii no
zenzen shinai no tsumaranai desho
Heddofon
kakete rizumu ni nosete
WAYWAY akete atashi no michi wo
PONPON susumu iroiro na koto
dondon kiteru? anata no kimochi
POIPOI suteru warui ko wa dare?
sousou ii ko aa
You Make Me Happy
Every Day PON
Every Time is PON
merii goo rando noritai no
Every Day PON
Every Time is PON
tabun sonna ja dame desho
PONPON dashite shimaeba ii no
zenzen shinai no tsumaranai desho
heddofon kakete rizumu ni nosete
WAYWAY akete atashi no michi wo
PONPON way way way
PONPON way PON way PONPON
way way PONPONPON
way way PON way PON way way
PONPON way way way
PONPON way PON way PONPON
way way PONPONPON
way way PON way PON way way
ano kousaten de minna ga moshi sukippu wo shite
moshi ano machi no mannaka de te wo tsunaide sora wo miagetara
moshi mo ano machi no dokoka de chansu ga tsuka mitai no nara
mada naku no ni wa hayai yo ne tada mae ni susumu shikanai wa iya iya
PONPON susumu iroiro na koto
dondon kiteru? anata no kimochi
POIPOI suteru warui ko wa dare?
sousou ii ko aa
You Make Me Happy
Every Day PON
Every Time is PON
merii goo rando noritai no
Every Day PON
Every Time is PON
tabun sonna ja dame desho
PONPON way way way
PONPON way PON way PONPON
way way PONPONPON
way way PON way PON way way
PONPON way way way
PONPON way PON way PONPON
way way PONPONPON
way way PON way PON way way
PONPON way way way
PONPON way PON way PONPON
way way PONPONPON
way way PON way PON way way
PONPON way way way
PONPON way PON way PONPON
way way PONPONPON
way way PON way PON way way
Yoneya: Hahahahahahhahaha! This is great!?
Minoru: My turn again! Let's see...Who do I want to fight...
TAT: *hanging upside down* Since when was there a ceiling here!?
Yuki & Mei: Since now.
Minoru: Takaoto! That's who I want to fight!
Suzume: WHAT!? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING!? OR ARE YOU HONESTLY THAT CRAZY!?
Minoru: Nope! Not crazy! *turns to Mei* So is it fine if I fight you?
Mei: Trigger On. *in Trion body* Let's go.
Minoru: Right! *walks away*
Yuki: Now then...Author-san, please tell us all.
TAT: NEVER!
Yuki: Well then... *turns to readers* Sora-san, how long would you like him to be like this?
Miwa: Can we just hurry this up?
Chika: This next one comes from Yujonokage.
Well... They know now Minoru...
This time no question just a single dare.
A third of you guys are getting dog ears and tail
Another third cat ears and a tail
And the last third bunny ears and tail
For mh... 5 chapters.
That's it for today
TAT: Yes! *swinging around* The ears and tail are back! I call the dog ones! Man! Inu isn't here! Damn defense duty!
Yuki: Let's see...Currently, there are twelve of us here. That works out evenly.
Jin: What about Mei-chan and Minoru?
Yuki: Uneven and not here right now. *puts on bunny ears*
Osamu: *puts on dog ears and tail* Second time's the charm...
Jin: *puts in dog ears and tail* Might as well.
Yoneya: I got the last dog ones! *puts on dog ears and tail*
Chika: I'll be the bunny this time. *puts on bunny tail and ears*
Yuma: Then I'll be the cat. 三3三 *puts on cat tail and ears*
Miwa & Narasaka: *puts of cat ears and tail*
Suzume: I'll take the last cat ones then. *puts on cat tail and ears* So? *poses* Nya~~
Izumi: Well that leaves us with...*puts on bunny ears and tail*
Shouhei: It just never ends. *puts if bunny ears and tail* Can we get this over with now?
Izumi: Sure. The next one is from Awesome Sauce.
Ah, I got here late! Alright, no intro, let's go!
1. TAT, I'm counting on your Author Magic. Everyone here and coming gets body-swapped with another random person who is currently/has been there.
2. TAT- I wanna be a guinea pig for this! Try and get me over there with Author Magic and see what happens! (If something goes wrong, I've always got my own.)
3. There is no number 3! Well, there sort of is. Osamu's choice dare!
TAT: Aaahhh! I'm so sorry, Awesome Sauce! I can't do anything tied up like this! I can't move my hands!
Yuma: Can't Yuki-senpai bring them here, nya? 三3三
Yuki: Sorry. I can only bring in characters. I can help with the latter part of that though. *claps hands*
All : *covered in light*
Izumi-Shouhei: Did it work?
Osamu-Suzume: *looks in pants* Oh~~ You've got a nice package, Mikumo-kun.
Suzume-Osamu: *runs at O-S* Suzume-senpai, stop!
Osamu-Suzume: *runs away* Ah! I can feel them bounce when I run!
Yuma-TAT: Keep it T Rated, Suzu! *turns to readers* This really is at random. I ripped up papers and figured it out that way.
TAT-Yuma: Oh. So I end up tied up. 三3三
Yuki-Chika: Does that mean you can bring Awesome Sauce-san here, Author-san?
Yuma-TAT: Sadly, no. This isn't my body, so I can't use my Author Magic. Anyways...I do find it funny those four got switched. *points to side*
Narasaka-Miwa: It's better than any of you being in my body.
Miwa-Narasaka: Agreed.
Jin-Yoneya: So this is what it's like you his body.
Yoneya-Jin: Yup. That's an Elite Agent's body.
Taka: Woof! Woof!
Jin-Yoneya: How is the dog not effected?
Izumi-Shouhei: I guess we don't actually know if he is...
Yuma-TAT: Let's just get to the next part. Osamu! I'm guessing they mean you get to dare someone! So just-...I am not finishing that.
Suzume-Osamu: Oh...Really!? Alright then. I dare...All of you to not do any dares involving me next time!
TAT-Yuma: Yup. That's out captain. 三3三
Jin-Yoneya: I don't think that's how it works, Megane-boy.
Shouhei-Izumi: I have a question. Does this mean Takaoto and Minoru switched too?
Yuma-TAT: I guess so.
Miwa-Narasaka: Let's just get to the last one.
Yuma-TAT: Alright, you downer. This last one is from Anime80!
Hello again~~
Questions!
For the ocs there - how do you address yourselves? (Ore, watashi, etc.)
Takeshi - why do you wear oversized clothes? & is your Border uniform oversized?
The door - how does it feel when people walk through you?
Dares!
TAT - let your ocs (that are there) give you a little smooch. Also! Introduce us to one of this new ocs you said you planned add in
Tsukiko Squad - sing Be a Man
Osamu - you get to kiss everyone that's in Tamakoma that's there
Narasaka - give Suzume a nice smooch on the lips. Then give one to Toby, Takeshi or Yuki (some fanfic reference for Suzume)
Btw, I like this new way better
That is all ~~
Yuma-TAT: Sorry. Can't bring any more people in at the moment. But I can still answer for them. Takeshi uses 'watashi', Mei uses 'ore', and Toby switches from 'ore' and 'watashi'. Sometimes he just says 'I' in English.
Chika-Yuki: Depending on what's going, I change what I use.
Osamu-Suzume: *does pose* 'Atashi'!
Suzume-Osamu: Please,month do a pose like that in my body!
Yuma-TAT: He wears oversized clothes because he actually makes them himself and accidentally makes them too large. And no, his Trion body has a uniform size to fit him.
The door: Depends on the person. Some hit me when they walk in! Can you believe that!?
Jin-Yoneya: That thing can talk!?
Yuma-TAT: Moving on!...How is this going to work? It's either Miwa's body kisses Osamu's body or Narasaka's body kisses Suzume's body.
Yoneya-Jin: I said Miwa to Osamu.
Chika-Yuki: It makes the most sense.
Yuma-TAT: Alright then! Miwa! Get to smoochin'!
Narasaka-Miwa: *dark aura* I will fill you with Lead Bullets later... *walks up and kisses S-O*
Suzume-Osamu: But my dare-!
Shouhei-Izumi: Onky applied to you. This wasn't for you.
Suzume-Osamu:...*dark cloud over head*
Miwa-Narasaka:...I choose to give one to Kotowari next time...
Yuma-TAT: Alright. Your choice. 三3三 That being said...The ones involving me will also have to wait until next time as well. Can't do much right now. So, Osamu, finish this up by giving us a smooch!
Osamu-Suzume: Guess I have to do it this time. *walks up and kisses Y-T, J-Y, C-Y on cheek* There we go.
Jin-Yoneya: So now what?
Yuma-TAT: Now we end this.
Chika-Yuki: We hope you all enjoyed!
Shouhei-Izumi: Don't forget to leave more truths and dares!
TAT-Yuma: Until next time...
All: Bye!
Osamu-Suzume: Honestly! I didn't expect it to be this big!
