"Lizzy…"
"No, Lydia."
"No for what?"
"No, I do not wish to discuss ribbons."
"But I want to know which colour suits my dress."
"I care not which colour you choose. Go with whatever you like. It does not really matter."
"Of course, it matters! Should I choose one that matches my eyes or one that matches my complexion?"
"Men do not choose their brides based on the colour of ribbons. You might as well improve your mind by extensive reading."
"How droll! I hate reading."
"Here. See this? The title is most apt for you. 'Much Ado About Nothing'."
