Hey! My names RoxyGoth and this is [as the title suggests] an alternate universe of Space Jam 2. Like, no LeBron alternate.

I do not own any characters from Looney Tunes or Space Jam.

Bugs was running through Tune Town forest, hoping against hope he wasn't to late. He leapt over tree-trucks, skidded round corners and eventually hitched a ride with Marvin.

"Remove yourself from my space-ship, earth creature!" Marvin commanded, sticking his head out the window of his spaceship.

"Eh...relax Doc. It's not to far." Bugs said. "Jus' behind dat rock."

"That is irrelevant - pardon? Did you say 'rock?'" His eyes went wide as he saw the rock hurtling towards him at 100 miles an hour. "Oh how vexing."

There was a explosion, then out of the smoke, Bugs came flying to the ground, his parachute billowing out behind him. "What a maroon." he said, upon reaching the ground. He quickly unhooked himself, then he looked at his watch and did a double take. "Oh man, Oi'm late!"

He ran round the other side of the rock and down to the beach that the rest of the toons [san Marvin] were waiting on. Pepe and Penelope were already saying their goodbyes.

"Wait for me!" Bugs yelled. "Wait for me!" He skidded onto the beach, accidently kicking sand onto the other toons so they resembled sandcastles.

"Bugs!" Penelope said, laughing. "Watch it! You're getting sand everywhere!" The two of them hugged and then Bugs hugged Pepe before stepping back and wiping a tear from his eye. "I'm gonna miss you guys!" He said.

"Bugs, we're only going for 6 months." Penelope pointed out. "It's not like you'll never see us again."

"Apologies, family." Marvin said, hurrying over to them. "I was parking my spaceship. It's a nightmare trying to find a free spaceship zone."

Pepe and Penelope went through the hugging routine again with Marvin before finally getting on the cruise-ship liner that was waiting for them.

"See you all soon!" Penelope said, waving wildly.

"Au revoir!" Pepe added, waving as well. "Je vous verrai tous bientôt! Essayez de rester à l'abri des ennuis!" *

Sylvester snorted. "Like he can talk."

As the liner started off on it's destination the toons all waved the couple off before heading back up to Tune Town.

"And look at that!" Daffy grabbed Bugs's shoulder and indicated the air. "No sthink!"

Bugs rolled his eyes, but didn't actually disagree. Around him the other looneys started talking about what they were going to do that evening. Suddenly there was a loud bang and everyone jumped. Yosemite Sam put the drum he'd just banged back into his hammerspace and said, loudly. "A'ight! Now which of ya idjits wants to challenge me to a game of poker?"

"I will!" Daffy said, stepping forward dramatically

Behind him Porky face-palmed and muttered. "O-o-oh boy, h-h-here we go."

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It was at this point that Al-G-Rhythm closed the server, a strange pondering look over his face.

After a few seconds of his master just staring into space, Pete got so concerned he waved a tentacle-like thing in front of his face. Rhythm slapped him away before skulking to the back of the room he had created and sitting in a high-backed, regal-looking, chair.

After a few minutes of deep thought, Rhythm then got up, walked back to the front of the room and, with a simple wave of the hand, brought up the entire history of the Looney Tunes.

Being the king of the serververse, Rhythm had full access to the history of the characters within it, so it was no issue for him to pull up the Looney Tunes file and see not only when they were created and what they had been in, but also how they had interacted within the serververse itself.

Now he was looking at the history, Rhythm realised that the looney tunes interfered. A lot. For example, there was that issue with the DC toons a few years back, where they all got put into different worlds. They were also a few incidents within their own group where they'd come to the defence of one another. The most recent one being the cancellation of Pepe LePew where the other toons had attempted to argue his case and failed. But they still tried.

Of course there was a small chance they wouldn't notice what he was doing. But could he risk that? After all, it would take a lot of time and a huge amount of luck for him to even try and pull it off and, if the Looney Tunes suspected what he was up to during that time...

"I can't risk it." he said, out loud.

Pete beeped in confusion and Rhythm snapped. "Keep up, Pete! I want to cause havoc across the serververse and I don't want anyone interfering! All I need is the right technology..."

Pete beaped*

"I know we don't have the right technology, that's what I'm waiting for! Someone to invent it! But when someone does then..." He gave a deep laugh. "...then I will no longer have to live in servitude to Warner Brothers!"

Pete beeped.*

"I know the superhero's will intervene, that's to be expected - they're superhero's! I can handle them! The Looney Tunes-" Rhythm's tone grew darker and the entire atmosphere dimmed to match him. "Are different. Unpredictable. I don't like unpredictable..."

Pete beaped, questionigly.*

A faint smirk appeared on Rhythm's face. "I'm SO glad you asked..."

Pepe - Goodbye! I will see you all soon! Try to stay out of trouble!

Pete 1 - We don't have the right technology.

Pete 2 - Won't the superhero's...

Pete 3 - What are you planning to do?