Thank you to Alice Forshadow, Luis and Guest for reviewing the last chapter! Guest - Sylvia is actually the canon name of Sylvester wife. She was first introduced in 1953, I think.

See chapter one for the disclaimer and let's crack on.

Chapter 1, Take 1.

Rhythm closed the server, a strange pondering look over his face.

After a few seconds of his master just staring into space, Pete got so concerned he waved a tentacle-like thing in front of his face. Rhythm slapped him away before skulking to the back of the room he had created and sitting in a high-backed, regal-looking, chair.

After a few minutes of deep thought, Rhythm then got up, walked back to the front of the room and, with a simple wave of the hand, brought up the entire history of the Looney Tunes. Or that's what he meant to bring up. Instead he got an video of King Julien from Madagascar performing the 'I Like To Move It' song.

Pete gave a clap of approval and started dancing.

"Stop dancing!" Rhythm snapped as he tried to turn it off. "This is meant to be my establishing moment! People are meant to fear me! Ah, got it." He turned the video of and gave a sigh of relief.

"Shall we try eet again, my friend?" Pepe asked, walking into the set clad in a director's outfit, complete with megaphone. "Take Two!"

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Chapter Two, The Boat Scene, Take One.

Seeding that Pepe and Penelope's boat was now in position, Bugs ran towards it "Don't stop!" He called. "Keep goin'!" He braced himself and propelled himself into the air. Unfortunately he propelled himself to far and ended up in the water.

Pepe's reaction was to burst out laughing while Penelope ran to the edge of the ship to see if the was okay.

With a splutter Bugs surfaced and spat water out his mouth like he was fountain. "Eh...lemme guess, try it again?"

The director - this time Porky - gave a sympathetic smile and nodded.

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Chapter 2, Rhythm's scene, Take One.

Well...don't say I didn't try and do it the nice way."

Before any of the toons could ask what he meant though, Rhythm raised his hands and every toons except Bugs was lifted in the air, all with various shouts of surprise.

"Hey!" Bugs flung himself at Rhythm, knocking the A.I. to the floor. "Give em back!"

Rhythm was caught of guard and so all the toons dropped to the ground.

"Bugs, Bugs!" Elmer ran over and physically pulled Bugs of off Rhythm. "Coow down, it's not weal! We'we fine!"

"Yeah, seriousthly Bugsth. Chill." Daffy clapped Bugs on the back. "We're fine."

"Okay, okay." Bugs took a deep breath. "Let's try it again."

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Chapter 3, Juniors Entrance - Take One.

"Wait, oh wait!" Junior ran towards Bugs and Marvin and tried to stop but ended up skidding straight past them. Thankfully Dawg grabbed him and swept him of his feet before he could come to any serious harm.

"Nice, I say, nice catch Dawg."

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Extra's - some snippets from Tweety and Sylvester's conversation on route to the portal.

"Nobody knows de twouble I've seen-"

"For the love of Fritz SHUT UP! You've been singing that song for the last hour!"

"It's catchy, Puddy-Tat."

"I don't care, shut up!"

(A short time later)

"Trees?"

"No."

"Tyres?"

"No."

Sylvester groaned and ran hands down his face. "I don't know then. Just tell me."

"It was tyrannosaurus Rex!"

Sylvester stopped and gave his brother a disbelieving look. "A...Tweety, where do you see a tyrannosaurus rex!?"

"About five miles back at that golf course we passed."

"Tweety it has to be stuff I can actually see."

"You could see it!"

"Yes FIVE MILES AGO!"

"SEE YOU ADMIT IT!"

"I hate you."

"Love you to, Puddy."

"You are actually worse than my son, you know that right?"

(A long time later)

"Hey, I can see the portal!"

"Last one there's a Wotton egg!"

"Hey, no fair! You can fly!"

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Chapter 7 - Wile.E's fall.

The coyote looked at him in startled surprise, taking his eyes of the road for literally about two seconds, but that two seconds was all the universe needed for Wile.E to fall flat on his face and go skidding into a rock, which caused a boulder to fall from above onto him, just for good measure.

Bugs winced and started to head over when suddenly the rock was thrown high in the air and Wile.E popped back up making himself 2D again before chasing after the Roadrunner on foot. [The motorbike having been completely destroyed]

Bugs let out a frustrated sigh and ran his hands down his face.

"Wile.E!" Marvin - clad in directors outfit and wearing hover boots - managed to get level with the coyote. "Cut! Cut - Wile.E! Wile-" The martian was cut off when he collided with a rock.

Realising the big guns were going to have to be brought out, Bugs sighed and cracked his knuckles. "Sorry, Chuck." He said to the sky, before breaking into song.

[Sung to the tune of 'Gaston' Lyrics made up by Roxy]

"No one falls like Wile.E, No one hurts like Wile.E-"

The coyote himself appeared at that moment, forcibly sticking tape over the rabbits mouth. "Shut up you infernal creature! Do you know how much we owe that mouse now!?"

Bugs chuckled and held out a sign that said. 'Take Two?' on it.

Wile.E sighed. "Oh, very well. Let's go."

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Alternative version of end of chapter 9 (Yosemite Sam's chapter)

Well den." He said, brightly, clapping his hands together and smiling at Marvin. "Whadda we waiting for? Lets call de oithers and get fixin'!"

Marvin reached into his hammerspace and pulled out a whistle. A quick sharp blow brought all the other Looney Tunes to him in a flash.

"Has anyone got anythin' dat can fix this heap o junk?" Bugs asked.

"Hey! Watch what her callin' a heap of junk, yarmint!"

With a snug smile Wile.E stepped forward. "Allow me to present the ACME Fixer 5000, capable of fixing anything! (That's not hopelessly beyond repair)." He stepped aside to reveal what looked like a circle with a shower net round it. "Now Sam we'll just out your car in this circle - thank you, Marvin-" Wile.E added as Marvin used his ray gun to levitate Sam's car to the circle. "And now we met the ACME Fixer 5000 do the rest." Wile.E pressed a red button on the side of the machine he and it whirred into life. The curtain closed and a bunch of robotic hands reached inside and started messing with the car.

Two seconds later the curtains were pulled back to see Sam's car was fixed...but painted pink.

"No!" Sam snapped, stamping his foot. "I-ah can't have a pink car! It'll clash with mah beard ya idjit!"

"Alright, alright." Wile.E held his hands out placatingly. ""It was good, wasn't it? We'll try again."

The Fixer was set up again and this time the car WAS gold, but it also had a bow ties round the middle of it.

"How am I meant to git in wiv that stupid thing in the way!?" Sam bellowed.

Wile.E frantically pressed more buttons. The Road Runner appeared behind him and - wing flung over Wile.E's shoulder - pressed one of the buttons. "Beap-beap!"

Wile.E blinked, then shrugged. "Well, it might work..." And pressed the red button again.

This time the car was presented in all its glory. Sam beamed and clapped his hands together. Then the car fell apart and the pirate fell to his knees while wailing. "Why does this stuff always happens to me!?"

"Don't worry, Sam." Penelope said, picking up the wing mirror. "We'll fix it by hand, won't we guys?"

The other toons all agreed.

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Chapter 14 - Getting onto Marvin's spaceship, Take One.

Marvin's spaceship was already fired up and ready to go by the time Bugs got there. Eyes widening he flung himself at the door just as it was closing...and smacked straight into it.

Cursing Bugs grabbed his nose and hopped about.

Marvin quickly opened the doors again. "Sorry, Brother but this is an A Class spaceship. Maybe next time run a bit faster?"

Bugs glared and steadied himself. "Take two." He muttered through gritted teeth.

Take 2:

"Oh for de love of-"

Take 3:

(*Smack*) "...I hate you."

Take 4:

(Smack) "Are you bozos doin' dis deliberately or som't'ing!?"

"Sorry." Marvin said, unable to keep the amusement out his voice. "I promise it won't happen next time."

"Yeah, we'll it better not or else yer insurance premium will suddenly take a sharp turn upwards!"

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Chapter 15 - Hazel's entrance.

Witch Hazel, clad in black instead of blue and with her hair hidden under the Wicked Witch Of The West's hat, stepped confidently and theoretically in front of them. Then - without warning - she suddenly yelled. "Now boys!" And the rest of the toons were hit with the sound of 'Single Ladies' by Beyoncé. Hazel sang along and did the little hand thing.

Gossamer screeched and clasped his hands to his eyes.

Abruptly Hazel stopped and snapped. "What do you mean I'm blinding you!? Honestly - you raise a monster for 70 Years and this is the thanks you get!"

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Chapter 19 - Diane's rousing speech.

Take 1

Diana nodded and smiled. Then she got down and one knee so she was eye-level with the young rabbit.

A pause, then Daffy hissed. "Is she going to propose?" To Porky.

The human-toon snorted and stifled a giggle. "Sorry. I'll try that again."

Take 2

"Is she going to propose?"

Diane gave a sharp laugh, which she turned into a cough. "Sorry."

Take 3

"Is she going to propose?"

Diane's face took on a solemn look and she took Lola's hand in her own. "Lola Bunny-"

Now it was Lola's turn to start giggling.

"C-c-come on." Porky said, impatiently. "The authors h-h-hoping to p-p-post this some time you know!"

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Chapter 21 - Paramount Pictures Planet

"Oh, you mean liddle ol' me? Don't mind if I do." Bugs -dressed as Marilyn Monroe - opened the gate and started to walk up the path to the Addams House. Unfortunately he tripped and face-planted the floor.

His siblings all yelled and covered their eyes.

Bugs hastily pulled his dress down. "Eh...what's de deal? Can't a lady get a liddle privacy? Sheesh. Take Two!"

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Chapter 23 - Attempting To Get Into Rhythm's Fortress.

"Ah, got it!" Bugs hauled out a firehose and took aim. "Eh...ya might wanna stand back, docs and doctresses." And with that he switched the hose on and was promptly fired up into the air. Bugs had completely misjudged the force of the hose however and was shot backwards whacking into Marvin's spaceship.

"Ooh!" The door to Marvin's spaceship opened and the Martian stuck his head round the door to glare at his brother. "Are you lot trying to invalidate my insurance!?"

"Yes Mawvin." Tweety said, rolling his eyes. "We've spent the entiwe fic making it so you can nevew dwive a spaceship again."

At this point Bugs unstuck himself from the spaceship and fell onto the floor, becoming a pancake on the floor. Two seconds later he made himself 2-D and declared. "Okay, let's try dat again!"

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Chapter 24 - The Glass Box

"You want me to go in there?" Elmer asked, pointing at the box.

"Just fer a hour or so while we film the next chapter." Bugs assured him, before quickly glancing at the reader. "Eh...don't t'ink about that sentence to much."

Elmer sucked his breath in and folded his arms. "...I'm not suwe. It seems a long time. I mean, it's not a 7 minute cawtoon, is it?"

Bugs clapped him on the back. "You'll be fine."

"And if you do start to get worried." Petunia said, suddenly appearing out of nowhere. "There's a little bell in the box that you can ring and Dodo -" She nodded over to where Dodo was standing by a crank. "Will immediately get you down and if you really get worried you can teleport out, but hopefully it won't come to that. After all, it's not like you're claustrophobic."

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Chapter 25 - Challenge One

Without warning the king of the serververse held his hand up causing the box that Elmer was in to swing alarmingly from side to side. Elmer - who wasn't secured in the box - was flung into the side with a bang.

Bugs's eyes went wide and he went to yell when there was a flash and Elmer appeared next to Daffy with steam coming out his ears. "What's the big idea?" He yelled. "I know you're meant to be a jerk but for Jones's sake, be caweful! I've lost enough bwain cewws over the yeaws as it is!"

Rhythm looked surprised at being told off and held his hands up. "Noted. I'll try it again."

[An off-set conversation between Rhythm and Pepe.]

"I don't understand." Rhythm was saying. "You're a skunk, right?"

"Oui." Pepe agreed.

"Well, you don't seem to smell."

"It iz a turn-on, turn-off theeng." Pepe explained. "Ze animators, zey foresaw the issues with creating a character who permanently has ze smells, so they made it something I can control. You would like to see, non?"

"Well..."

Pepe smiled. "Watch this." And he moved his arms like he was doing the funky chicken [He didn't technically have to do this but it made for a good show]

Rhythm watched in a mix of fascination and disgust as the green surrounded him.

"And...off." Pepe said, as the stink cleared. "Clever, no?"

Rhythm laughed. "Clever."

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Chapter 26 - Challenge Two

Roadrunner did his trademark beap and started to run. He got about two seconds down the track until Rhythm held his hand out and suddenly Roadrunner froze. Like literally froze, mid-run.

Wile.E was on the track in an instance...face down on the ground because he'd fallen over his own feet.

Rhythm gave a cackle that hastily changed to a cough as Wile.E glared at him.

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Chapter 27 - Challenge Three

"When we last left Bugs Bunny it was just as he was tasked with coming up with a challenge that's going to send old Rhythm running from the hills. We now await with baited breath to see what he co-co-oh for flips sake." Lola ran her hand over her forehead. "I'll try that again, shall I?"

"When we last left Bugs Bunny it was just as he was tasked with coming up with a challenge that's going to send old Rhythm running from the hills. We...what is it? Oh yeah, baited breath. Sorry!"

"When we last left Bugs Bunny it was just as he - he - okay, how am I getting worse!?"

"Ah, the actors curse." Sylvester said, knowledgably. "Maybe we should move on to the next take then come back to it?" He aimed this last bit at Dawg who was directing this scene. The dog gave a thumbs up and they moved on.

Closing the chapter

Foghorn and Barnyawd looked at each other. "Is this our part over?" Barnywawd asked.

"I think it, I say, I think it is, Dawg."

Dawg nodded and looked around. "Right. All that's needed is for the author to close the chapter."

There was an expectant pause. After it was clear nothing was going to happen Dawg sighed. "That's yer cue, Foggy."

A curse bubble appeared in front of Foghorn's beak as he snapped his fingers and a anvil fell from the air.

Dawg sidestepped it and it fell though the floor.

Foghorn did a double take and looked at his twin quizzically.

"I ain't gettin' anvilled twice in one chapter, Foggy."

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Chapter 29 - That's All Folks!

"He wasth evil, get over it! I'm bored - Bugsth, take over." And with that Daffy turned and screamed because Rhythm had suddenly appeared next to him without warning. "The hell isth wrong with you!?" He shouted.

Rhythm took a few seconds to reply because he was laughing so hard. "Sorry, I couldn't resist."

Daffy glared. "Hold on." He got a small step-ladder out his hammerspace and climbed it so he was level with his shoulders. "Thanks." And he punched the human-CGI man on the shoulder.

"Ow, I'm in agony." Rhythm said, flatly.

Daffy huffed and folded his arms.

"Shall w-w-we try that again?" Porky asked, diplomatically.

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The afterparty for the fic

Bugs tapped the microphone getting everyone's attention. "Congratulations everyone on a fic well done." He said, smiling. "Between the lot of us we got it done, didn't we?" Cue much cheering. "And the authors really enjoyed writing it, so that's something. Now, just before we finally wrap it up we've got a little some for our old pals, Al and Pete. Al, Pete, will ya come up here, please?"

Rhythm and Pete went up to the front and were presented with a box each by a smiling Pepe and Penelope. "Zis iz on behalf of all uz Looney Tunez." Pepe said, happily.

Rhythm and Pete gave each other a look before opening the presents. A pie on a spring jumped out of each one hitting Rhythm and Pete squarely in the face.

Pete giggled hysterically while Rhythm - in that deadpan manner of his - wiped the gloop out his eyes and said, through gritted teeth. "Let me guess, that's my cue to say-"

"That's all folks!" All the Looney Tunes shouted.

[Note from Author - Thank You for reading everyone!]