The crowd in the wrestling arena are cheering as MWF's 2nd Free Agents Special gets along the way; free agents hoping to impress and get a shot at an official MWF contract.
Hairy Jeremy theme plays and the crowd isn't sure what to think as the protagonist of the old French stop motion cartoon makes his way to the ring; a hairy caveman who appeared on Episode 10 of MWF ShutDown as introduced by MWF Owner Cornholio as an obscure part off his childhood. Many are left wondering why he didn't sign or get to appear Postman Pat or Fireman Sam instead.
I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister plays and out comes Luka Couffaine and the crowd cheers as the male love rival for the coincidentally other French cartoon Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Chat Noir; seems a lot of Lukanette shippers (questions whether Cornholio is among them should please be directed to his AO3 account) and Love Square haters are in the arena tonight to cheer Luka on.
The bell rings and the match begins; Hairy Jeremy is quite strong and fierce but is also quite uncoordinated with his attacks allowing Luka to keep up with his speed. The match goes back and forth until Luka manages to roll up Hairy Jeremy for a 3 count.
"Here is your winner Luka Couffaine!" said the ring announcer as the crowd cheers Luka on.
MWF owner & founder Cornholio is backstage talking to Dr Wolfula & Ghoulash; "You know I would hope to expect more gratitude from the both of you. For even allowing you to be involved with this show after you both invaded ShutDown yet again!" Cornholio spoke rolling his eyes.
"Well Dr Wolfula needs to pay off those millions of dollars he spent on that Halloween box set..." Ghoulash said as Dr Wolfula pushes him back.
"Ignore him; we are quite thankful for this chance Cornholio and I'm certain that once you see us in action once again then you will be begging to have us signed!" Dr Wolfula said as Cornholio doesn't look convinced.
"I will believe it when I see it; now off you go as your match is next." Cornholio said as a staff member comes up to him.
"Sorry to bother you sir but one of the free agents competing tonight is requesting some sort of 'sports candy' at the food table; said it was promised for him... Wears blue and moves around like an acrobat..." said the staff member.
"I think I know who you are talking about; he meant apples..." Cornholio said following the staff member to the food table.
Down in the Catacombs plays and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as Fright Life: Dr Wolfula & Ghoulash makes their way to the ring; this team (mostly Dr Wolfula) had been invading MWF shows to try and get signed with no success. This could be their final chance to impress.
Go Go Power Rangers by the Power Rangers Orchestra plays causing the crowd to burst into cheers as out comes Koda the Dino Charge Blue Power Ranger & Preston Tien the Ninja Steel Blue Power Ranger; the team going by the Rangers Blue comes out in their Ranger suits. The two together in their civilian forms looks like that they could be brothers despite coming from seperate dimensions and even from different times.
Ghoulash and Koda starts the match with Ghoulash struggling against the caveman Power Ranger. Rangers Blue end up dominating the match with better fighting styles than their oponnents and better teamwork despite having only teamed up twice before. Dr Wolfula ends up in the match against Preston and decides to think fast; he ends up kneeing Koda in the groin as he walks on the top rope and Preston charges at Dr Wolfula only to move out of the way and causing Preston to accidentally run into Koda knocking him off the top ropes. Dr Wolfula takes advantage off the confusion to roll up Koda with Dr Wolfula's feet on the top ropes without the referee noticing as he counts the 3 count!
"Here are your winners Dr Wolfula & Ghoulash: Fright Life!" said the ring announcer as the crowd are less than pleased by how that ended but Dr Wolfula doesn't care as he smirks not that you can tell from his hairy face that is almost like a mask. Ghoulash joins his master as Preston tends to Koda; Dr Wolfula pushes Ghoulash back not wanting to share the spotlight.
Marinette Dupain-Cheng is talking to Luka Couffaine backstage; "Are you sure you want to give me another chance? I understand that me being unable to be honest to you ended our relationship..." Marinette asks Luka only for Sportacus to come up from behind with acrobatic moves.
"Hello; sorry as much as I would hate to break you two love birds up... I believe that I am scheduled for an interview..." Sportacus says apologetically and Marinette jumps and apologises not realising the time. Luka smiles and leaves waving to Marinette as she waves back smiling.
"I will see you later Marinette..." Luka says as Marinette's smile brightens.
"See you later too Luka..." Marinette says before getting her microphone up to her face; "Marinette Dupain-Cheng here reporting for MWF once again to once again interview a superhero. Sportacus here is competing in the main event against one half of Paris's superhero duo back in my universe: Chat Noir! Sportacus; you're thoughts please?" Marinette asks.
"Thank you Marinette; I understand that I may have an easier time as LazyTown certainly doesn't have a bad guy turning people into villains using their negative emotions and I am not used to fighting but I am up for the challenge and this is a competitive sport anyway. Sports of all kinds are my thing and..." Sportacus said but then they hear a ladder falling and they look to see a man dangling from a scaffolding screaming.
Sportacus looks down at his chest crystal which starts beeping; "Someone is in trouble! Sorry Marinette but..." Sportacus said but he turns to see that Marinette is no longer there to his confusion.
He turns to see Ladybug swinging to catch the man using her yoyo and place him down; she checks to see if he is alright and walks up to Sportacus. "Even if it's against my partner; good luck Sportacus: Bugout!" Ladybug said as she swings off using her yoyo.
Sportacus then hears someone say "Spots Off!" behind him and turns to see Marinette there with the microphone. "So do you want to finish what you were going to say?" Marinette asks but Sportacus looks at her oddly and then cartwheels away.
The lights go out as Fight Song by Rachel Platten plays and then out comes Starlight from the Boys using her light powers to light up the entrance ramp to cheers from the crowd; Starlight is wearing her caped non revealing superhero outfit as she walks to the ring. An associate off the MWF Tag Team Champions the Boys and is even dating one of them Hughie Campbell.
The lights are dim as a man goes to the entrance ramp with a microphone; "Lowly dogs, bow your heads! Kneel and worship at the feet off... Santanico Pandemonium!" he said as he then leaves.
After Dark by Tito & Tarantula plays and out comes Santanico Pandemonium the vampire queen from From Dusk Till Dawn; she is wearing her revealing outfit along with her cape and headdress. She removes the headdress as she walks to the ring sultry with a majority off the crowd showing their excitement off her if you know what I mean. She enters the ring and removes her headdress.
The bell rings and the match begins; Starlight shows her Compound V strength against Santanico's own vampire strength. It goes back and forth and Santanico gets Starlight down and crawls onto her sensually for a pin as she cradles Starlight's face but Starlight kicks out of it. Starlight attempts to go up the top ropes for the Shooting Starlight (Shooting Star Press) but Santanico takes her off and forces her to the turnbuckle. She then puts her foot to choke Starlight's neck demanding that Starlight kisses it until the referee gets her to let go. Santanico teases going for the stinkface but Starlight gets up and punches an unsuspecting Santinco; she then goes up and hits the Shooting Starlight and pins her for the 3 count!
"Here is your winner Starlight!" said the ring announcer as Starlight celebrates.
Chat Noir is seen walking backstage; "My Lady? I know you are here! I saw you on the monitors earlier! Don't keep a cat waiting!" Chat Noir calls out as a staff member comes up to him.
"Mr Noir sir? Your main event match is next." he informs him and Chat Noir sighs as he walks off.
"This is your main event off the evening and it is shceduled for one fall!" said the ring announcer as the crowd cheers.
No One's Lazy in LazyTown plays and the crowd cheers as out comes Sportacus from LazyTown making acrobatic moves to the ring; not really walking at all. The athletic superhero from the young audience intended TV show to promote healthy eating and lifestyle. He enters the ring and waits for his oponnent.
Miraculous Ladybug Instrumental theme plays and out comes Chat Noir to modest cheers from the crowd; the male lead of Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Chat Noir enters the ring looking extremely confident.
The bell rings and the match begins with both of them showing their speed and athleticism well; a back and forth match with them able to counter eachother. It goes on like this until Chat goes for the Catacalysm (Angle Slam) onto Sportacus but he gets out of it and hits a clothesline as he rolls up Chat for the 3 count!
"Here is your winner Sportacus!" said the ring announcer as the crowd cheers and Chat gets up looking frustrated; Sportacus offers him a hand but Chat turns his back and leaves shaking his head as the show comes to a close.
Results
Luka Couffaine defeated Hairy Jeremy
Fright Life (Dr Wolfula & Ghoulash) defeated the Rangers Blue (Koda & Preston Tien)
Starlight defeated Santanico Pandemonium
Sportacus defeated Chat Noir
After the show...
Chat Noir is fuming backstage; "Some idiot with a stupid moustache gets a better pop than I do and I couldn't even find My Lady anywhere! Bad enough she is so stubborn but she cna't even wish me her own partner good luck!" Chat said only for Tai Kamiya to come up to him.
"I know it must be frustrating; especially if I think you have looked on Tumblr and Twitter; the antics off your creator turn away the fanbase and you have fans turning against you for your actions." Tai said as Chat looks furious at him. "Don't worry as a I come in peace; I know what it's like as these same fans online turned against me and the original Digimon cast for what happened in the Tri movies! They turned against me when I fought in the last Free Agents Special and like you I lost in the main event! I get no calls afterwards and the so called Lion King i fought ends up getting signed; I had to make my way here myself!" Tai said as Chat looks at him.
"Any reason why you came to me?" Chat asks as Tai grins.
"Someone from the MWF roster came to me with a proposition and I accepted; he now wants to see you to offer you the same proposition. I can take you to meet him?" Tai offers and Chat thinks about it.
"Can I ask who your friend is?" Chat asks and Tai's grin turns into a smirk.
"Like me he comes from Japan and he is probably at home right now but give me your contact details and I can arrange for a meeting. Right now he is putting names in his little black book; names that deserve the fate that befalls them within 40 seconds." Tai answers.
