Here's chapter 2 beauties.

If the hole in the wall meant anything it was that Alphys's friend was dramatic.

"HELLO BEAUTIES IT IS I METTATON AND THE BRILLIANT DR. ALPHYS!" exclaimed what looked like a calculator on wheels.

"Sorry about the wall," mumbled Alphys

Suddenly Mettaton saw Zane.

"OH MY, ALPHYS DARLING, YOU NEVER MENTIONED YOUR LAB ASSISTANT WAS SUCH A LOOKER!" exclaimed Mettaton

"METTATON!" exclaimed a now very embarrassed Alphys

"DARLING FLIP MY SWITCH, THERE CAN'T JUST BE ONE SEXY ROBOT AT THE TABLE!" said Mettaton

Alphys was as red as a tomato at this point but flipped the switch on Mettaton's back. There was suddenly a flash of light and a tall, black haired, pink and silver android with a dazzling smile was standing where the one wheeled calculator once was.

"Now darling, why don't you introduce yourself to the one and only Mettaton,"

"My name is Zane,"

'Why does he remind me of Kai?' Zane thought to himself

"So, how long have you been in the Underground darling?" asked Mettaton, batting his lashes at Zane

'Ok scratch that, more like Kai with Dareth's ego,' Zane thought to himself

"About a month now," said Zane, why was this other bot making him blush?

"Have you watched my show?" asked Mettaton

"I've been too busy to watch TV but if I get the chance I definitely will," said Zane, now where did that come from?

"Oh don't bother, Alphys darling, any chance of you giving up one of your days with him so I can have a handsome co-star?" asked Mettaton

Asgore was trying not to laugh.

"You're going to have to compete with someone else for a spot in Zane's schedule," chuckled Asgore making everyone look at him.

"Oh, Undyne and Papyrus have been raving about his culinary skills and Muffet called a little while ago, she would like your help Zane, her bakery could do with another set of hands," said Asgore

"I suppose my nights are free…" said Zane

"Wonderful! Alphys darling you can have your normal tuesdays while I get him every night for our new late night program, and Muffet can have him on wednesdays," said Mettaton "Oh and he needs a new outfit, something with sequins, lots of sequins,"

By this point Zane had gotten used to being dragged to different monsters who either needed his help or just wanted to meet the newcomer to the underground, though it was usually Papyrus doing the dragging.

"Darling what is your favorite color, we need to get you a suit for your new role on my show," said Mettaton

"White or light blue," said Zane

"WONDERFUL! I will make arrangements," exclaimed Mettaton

"W-wow Mettaton, you're willing to share the spotlight? What if he's more popular than you?" asked Alphys

"Oh darling, thats show buis, and since he will be on my show I don't mind if my ratings skyrocket because this hunk is more popular, it's still my brand afterall and you give the fans what they want, oh we will have to add a brand new item to the menu," exclaimed Mettaton

"Menu?" asked Zane

"Oh yes, My resort has its own fast food restaurant, oh and the brand will have to add merchandise fitting for you being added to the brand, oh how about popsicles that look like you, why we could even get the nice cream vendor to sell it all over the underground for a commission," said Mettaton

"Um, I guess," said Zane

"WONDERFUL! I must go make arrangements, oh and your first performance is tomorrow night after our date, toodles," said Mettaton, going back into his box form and leaving out the hole he came through.

"Oh boy, I better follow him," said Alphys

Zane was left standing there, stunned, thoroughly confused, and trying to figure out what exactly just happened. Asgore finally cracked and burst out laughing, not even caring about the massive hole in the wall.

The next day Zane was at the lab.

"Alphys, what time does Mettaton want me at this resort of his and what does he mean by performance?" asked Zane as he typed a report.

"5 o'clock tonight and I think you're premiering in a cooking show with him, I have no idea really, he spent all night on the phone ordering some kind of glittery spiky white outfit and a second microphone," said Alphys

"I guess this isn't the first time I've been asked to perform with very little preparation," said Zane

"Let's get back to work, I think we should give up on the memory heads for now and focus on Mrs. Snowdrake, if we can stabilize her we can get her separated and then back home, I think she will respond the best to the ice out of all the amalgams," said Alphys

"I agree, I've also taken small samples of determination and injected them into some constructs of ice. If we can transfer monster souls into physical matter then putting DT into physical matter before the monster soul then that might solve several problems," said Zane

"Could we make one of these constructs to look like Mrs. Snowdrake?" asked Alphys

"Way ahead of you," said Zane going over to one of the giant freezers.

"The dogs were easy because their souls were very willing to do what we asked, vegetoids are stubborn and might not want to let go of her," said Alphys

"Then we work one soul at a time, her first. from what I've seen, vegetoids like working together. If we can convince them to focus on eachother then we can get her," said Zane, his voice filled with determination.

"Have you been using your own determination or the samples from the human souls?" asked Alphys

"My own, human determination is too potent for monsters, since I am neither I experimented and found mine was strong enough to keep their souls from fading but won't melt them, until we can dilute the human determination, this is the safest course of action and I am an unlimited supply," said Zane

"We should run some more tests before we try to negotiate with the vegetoids," said Alphys

"Good idea, also my notes about Determination and what it does from a physical standpoint are in my office on the desk," said Zane

"I'll look them over tonight," said Alphys

"Alphys, what is Mettaton like when he's not trying to impress someone or up on stage?" asked Zane

"He's a really nice guy, and the fact that he wants to share the spotlight with you even though he just met you is a really big thing for him, he must really like you," said Alphys

"He's not all boast though right? In my world we had a guy hanging around us for the fame and his ego knew no bounds, it got him into trouble a lot and was a major headache for us," said Zane

"Oh no, he earned his success and is the only star we have here in the underground, he knows when to put his dramatic personality aside, I think last night was just him getting over excited, he was the only robot here in the underground and now you're here and he finally has someone he can connect with who isn't his cousin who he kind of left without warning. I let him tell you about that," said Alphys

They left the true lab and headed upstairs. Alphys then heard a knock at the door and came back with a box covered in glitter.

"I think your outfit is here," grinned Alphys.

Zane opened the box causing a glitter cloud to go everywhere. Inside was a dazzling white two piece outfit with sequins, rhinestones, and glitter everywhere, bell bottom pants and black high heeled boots. The shoulders were covered in black spikes.

Zane went into the elevator to change. The boots were going to be a problem unless he practiced. There was glitter in his hair, on his face, it was everywhere. He felt like a disco ball.

Alphys was trying to hold back laughter at the sheer amount of glitter Zane was trailing as he tried to walk in the boots.

"The resort is on R3, take the elevator," said a still giggling Alphys.

Zane took the elevator and after walking a bit, found the resort.

Mettaton was in front of it.

"HELLO DARLING! WE HAVE A PRIVATE TABLE BEFORE OUR BIG SHOW!" said Mettaton

Zane sat across from Mettaton at the candle lit table.

"Look, I appreciate you trying to impress me by being bombastic and dramatic, but I think I'd rather know the you that isn't the idol of the underground," said Zane

"Oh, alright then, though I haven't been that since before I got my body and became corporeal," said Mettaton

"Corporeal?" asked Zane

"Yes, you see, my whole family and I are ghosts until we find a body, I have two cousins who settled for possessing training dummies but my other cousin, the one I was closest two, hasn't chosen a body yet, that I know of," said Mettaton

"Why don't you know?" asked Zane

"Because I left the family farm without telling him, he doesn't even know I'm the idol of the underground, I changed my name when I got this body," said Mettaton with a hint of sadness in his voice.

"Do you miss him?" asked Zane

"Yes, a lot, but I can't tell him, I know he'll just blame himself that I left, he never did have the best self esteem," said Mettaton sadly "Oh but enough about me for once, what about you?" asked Mettaton, genuinely enjoying real conversation.

"Me? Well I used to be a ninja, my friends and I saved our world multiple times from villains, we used our elemental powers to fight evil," said Zane

"Fascinating, so how did you end up here in the underground?" asked Mettaton

"I'm not actually sure how that happened, I sacrificed my life to defeat the greatest evil we'd ever faced and once I died I found myself in Snowdin," said Zane

"Were your friends also robots?" asked Mettaton

"No, they're human, I'm what is known as a nindroid, a combination of the words ninja and android, coined by my friend Jay," laughed Zane

"Do you ever want to go back?" asked Mettaton

"I miss my friends but I've resigned myself to life amongst monsters being my afterlife, I have a new purpose here and I can do more good with this life of peace than I could ever maintain as a ninja," said Zane

"Handsome and noble, you are a true total package," said Mettaton.

Zane laughed.

"You're not so bad yourself," said Zane

"Oh you think I'm handsome?" asked Mettaton

"Well not as a walking calculator," laughed Zane

Mettaton laughed as well.

"Sadly, my other form is not very efficient when it comes to energy consumption, I think Alphys is still working on that," said Mettaton

"So what are we doing on tonight's show?" asked Zane

"We'll, I know you are quite the cook, but I think the audience would love a dance battle," said Mettaton

"I'll see if I can dance in these," laughed Zane pointing at his shoes.

"It's easy once you get used to them," said Mettaton

"So what was your name before you changed it?" asked Zane

"Fabstablook, my cousin is Napstablook," said Mettaton (Authors Note, Fabstablook is my headcanon, don't come after me for it)

Zane had to remember that he was just dancing for the entertainment of others, the fate of the world was not resting on his ability to dance in heels.

"WELCOME TO OUR NEW LATE-NIGHT SHOW DARLINGS! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO MY NEW CO-STAR! ZANE! NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, WILL THERE BE ZANE MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE? WELL FEAR NOT DARLINGS, YOU CAN PICK UP ZANE-CISLES IN OUR RESORT RESTAURANT AND FROM YOUR LOCAL NICECREAM VENDOR! NOW ON WITH THE SHOW!" exclaimed Mettaton

2 am

Zane stumbled to his room, dead on his feet, and threw the heels into the corner. He couldn't remember the last time he had that much fun performing. He collapsed on the bed with a smile on his face.

"If my friends could see me now, I'm no green ninja but I'm an idol of the underground," he said to himself.